#the-suitor

[minibunz]

Do anything fun for your birthday?

Personally yes xD I ran a few errands, dyed and cut my hair, and then played video games until my roomie came home from work and we got stupid high while watching arrested development with Mongolian bbq for dinner 😂

[nothing-impt]

Reunion :D

[messymoonmad]

Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :

Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.

Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity

Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.

(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)

[calciumyum]

More modern au! She's buying him some time for their excited son!

[insomniphic]

Decided to do something more... wholesome for the Odyssey/EPIC community.

Thank @melionesnightmares for the idea ^^

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

love that, in the Odyssey, there's one suitor (Leodes) who very specifically didn’t do anything wrong. he didn’t eat too much food, he didn’t harass the staff, he didn’t plot to kill Telemachus. and when Odysseus starts killing suitors, he begs for mercy because he was always respectful and kind and even tried to stop the other suitors from being like that

and I love that Odysseus was like “you were trying to marry my wife tho” and immediately kills him

[carriejack03van]

Odysseus coming home and the suitors IMMEDIATELY try to rizz him up.

They're not only milf Hunters but also dilfs hunters. If they knew Odysseus was such a snack they would have searched the world for him sooner

Telemachus is just so done while Penelope doesn't know when ever to laugh or cry

[bugbear55]

basically what happened, i think

[misandriste]

peneloise + gazing longingly at each other

BRIDGERTON, season 3 part 1

[money-and-dandellions]

Telemachus, to the suitors, while backed down to the corner: Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's be civil about this, let's make a deal: you surrender, and you don't die! How does that sound?

Antinous, cleaning his nails with the tip of the dagger: And how do you intend to kill us?

Telemachus: Oh, I can't kill you. But, my buddy can. Say 'hi', buddy!

Athena, with her eyes glowing red and neck cocked under an unnatural angle: Hi.

[nothing-impt]

Testimony greeting the world with open arms

[rendevok]

Act I ~ The Prince

A tapestry for Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

[ueberm0rgen]

Spoilers for "Odysseus"

[ghosthazard]

Take Aim

[raointean]

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

how i imagine poseidon (who i believe can feel when people invoke not only his name but the ocean as well) reacted to hearing antinous plotting to kill telemachus and dump his body (parts) in the ocean

*up on olympus in apollo's infirmary*

poseidon: *recovering and enjoying peace after athena had left a day ago*

poseidon: *to himself* ahh finally some peac-

poseidon: *feels someone invoking the ocean*

poseidon: *focusing on who's saying it* who on gaia is...is that coming from ithaca...

poseidon: wait- ITHACA?!?

poseidon: *fully focuses now*

antinous: *in the ithacan palace*

antinous: cut him down into tiny pieces...

poseidon: *listening in full now* cut wh-

antinous: ...when the crown wonders where the prince is-

poseidon: the prince? yoU MEAN ODYSSEUS' SON?

antinous: only the ocean and i will know!

poseidon: *in full panic mode* OCEAN?!

poseidon: *now attempting to get out of bed in panic* HADES NO, I AM NOT INVOLVED WITH THIS I-

apollo: *coming to check on his uncle after hearing him shout*

apollo: uncle wh- *sees poseidon attempting to get out of bed*

apollo: *hurrying over to get him back in bed*

apollo: uncle calm down! you're gonna rip your stitches!