#the xx i see you

[fell-contract]

dudes with small dicks are hot pass it on

[wonysugar]

i wish men would just leave women alone

[meloartist]

season 2 when

[touchlikethesun]

luo binghe would love cellphones he would love texting and he would especially love morning midday noon and afternoon check-in texts, with lots of heart emojis and cute gifs to make shen qingqiu smile, and to make it even better, shen qingqiu would also love texting binghe back. expressing himself aloud might be something he struggles with after years of repression, but his filter all but disappears over a digital medium <3 sometimes he even sends cutesy gifs back xx

[the-girl-down-the-street]

right guys since logan is employed now (THATS RIGHT I KNOW WHO MY GOAT IS‼️) please can someone teach me about elms because i literally have no idea where to start

[forlorn-crows]

mountain sitting on dews face

what r ur thots 👁👁

oh i have thots 👀

how about a lil modified 69 with these silly horny guys?

Mountain’s balls draw up for about the third time since he sat his ass on Dew’s face. He can’t help it, though, not really. Not when that hot mouth suctions to his rim and his delightfully wet tongue delves unnaturally far inside. 

His dick twitches, sending another drop of precum onto Dew’s clavicle. “Shit, sometimes I think just your tongue could make me cum,” he groans. 

Dew pulls away and grips his asscheeks hard. “It has, big guy.” The smirk in his voice is obvious, even when Mountain’s facing away from him.

“Ugh, I meant right now, asshole.”

“I’m already in—”

Dew squeaks as Mountain grabs hold of his little dick and squeezes. It drools a fat glob of precum onto his knuckles, pearly and thick. He kicks his feet against the blankets with an undignified whine.

Mountain just sighs. Strokes his thumb through the mess he’s already made. “Fuck, why’re you so cute.”

“You are suffocating my di-i-ick fucking fucker—” he wheezes. That thumb presses further into his slit, pushing down the sensitive foreskin and rubbing over the width of the head. Mountain’s slow and antagonizing with it, doing it over and over until Dew groans bodily, right into his hole. 

“Oh, Belial, do that again,” he gasps, mercifully releasing his dick. 

“How ‘bout you ask me nicely.”

Mountain scoffs. “Pleeaase moan into my ass again?”

“Uh uh. Try again,” he teases, spitting straight up into his hole and rubbing over it with the pad of his finger. 

“F-fuck—” 

“Come on, Mount, why don’t you kiss it a little? Where’s that sweet-talk, hm?” Dew rolls his hips to bounce his cock in the earth ghoul’s face where he’s crumbled to his elbows. 

He can’t help the whimper that falls from his lips. “Please. Wanna feel it,” he starts, genuine this time and much more needy. 

“I’m listening.” Dew’s tone gets softer too. He swirls around his hole, watches it clench. 

Mountain’s gasp fans hot over the head of Dew’s cock. “Gonna make you feel good so you moan and groan right into me.” He noses down the wet length and presses a kiss to the base. “Kiss you all sloppy here,” he mumbles. 

“Shit, yeah?”

“Uh huh.” His lips wrap around the side of his shaft, as promised, tongue darting out to lick at the veins. Mixing saliva into the streaks of slick. 

“Hnf, like that.” He bucks into it, balls bumping into the side of Mountain’s chin. “Fuck, sit down.” Dew digs his claws into his boney hips and forces him back onto his face, squarely onto his waiting tongue. Burying his nose between his cheeks. 

Mountain whimpers. He grips the inside of Dew’s thighs and spreads them open. Migrating from the side of his cock to swallow the whole thing down in one go.

“Ffuuu,” Dew moans right where it counts. The earth ghoul can only respond with a dumb, gurgled sound. It’s a vicious echo chamber of cause and effect, each of their actions spurring on the other in a self-imploding horny cycle. It only takes a few more minutes of impassioned attention to Mountain’s hole to get him close again, balls drawing up and mouth dragging down Dew’s dick until he’s panting into his taint. Mushy-brained and fumbling for words.

“Gonna—D-Dew,” he struggles, thighs crushing into the smaller ghoul’s ribs. Dew presses that spot inside him again—with only his tongue, how is that only his tongue?—and Mountain wheezes. His cock bobs back and forth between his stomach and Dew’s chest, splattering them both with precum that just won’t stop. 

Something that sounds vaguely like uh huh come on vibrates through his core, and that vocalization is what sends him over the edge, shooting onto the fire ghoul’s chest with a surprised shout. 

“Sh-h-hit,” he hisses against Dew’s skin, nose pressing tight to his little balls until he whimpers too. Mountain twitches through shudder after shudder. He’s pretty sure he’s drooling on Dew, but his brain’s too empty to care. 

“That’s it,” the fire ghoul coos, regaining his composure (and the upper hand). He rubs Mountain’s backside as he slowly goes limp, the bigger ghoul groaning louder when his cock finally makes contact with his own mess and grants him one last jolt of pleasure. Dew presses a kiss to his hole, tutting when it clenches. “Such a sensitive guy, aren’t you?”

Mountain gurgles something unintelligible. 

“Yeah you are.” Sadist that he is, Dew slips his pinky into that puffy, spit-coated hole, prodding until he hits the spot. Wringing a breathy, feminine moan from Mountain that he’d surely be embarrassed about, if it weren’t for all of his self-consciousness shooting out of his dick along with his load. 

He tuts again. “Be a fuckin’ shame to waste this nice wet ass, wouldn’t it?”

Mountain chirps, a questioning noise that’s almost comical, like a single question mark popping up above  his head. 

Dew smacks his ass. “Shove up, big boy, it’s my dick’s turn to be inside that tight hole.”

[housederiva]

I need to know how the person who sent my favorite hate mail is doing right now with all the wonderful Dragon Age news that’s come out

[learnelle]

pls light a candle for me I just payed off my uni fees for this year and I'm SO upset over how expensive these zoom classes + pdfs are

[iriyaices]

OK I'm so sick with this

I don't have a tiktok account!!

This isn't me, they obviously reposted it and didn't even give me credit I don't know if they realize they made a mistake....

Please Anyone who has a Tik Tok account tell them delete it and if it's possible please report them that would be great ( I don't want to create an account for this )

And Please If you like my art don't do this It hurt me a lot I don't allow you to repost my work without asking first

[lesbiangiratina]

Testament bisexuality

[otrtbs]

god i fucking hate tiktokers. i wish they weren’t real.

[magnolia-sunrise]

pulled up a sketch to try and experiment a bit with my painting style again, it got away from me but i do like how it came out in the end. so, anyway, happy wolfgang wednesday!! mwah

[bigalockwood]

the other day this guy invited me to a party and explicitely told me that i could dress however i want. BUT he would welcome it if i came naked. or wearing a sea shell bikini. and the thing is. first off: this is by far the funniest way anyone's ever hit on me. points for creativity, even if otherwise a bit meh. no thanks, i won't be attending.

but mostly i'm just genuinely baffled by the possible logistics of showing up to a party naked. do you put on street clothes and then strip in the bathroom upon arrival? do you put on a trench coat to look like someone in an action movie? do you just put on a bathrobe?

like idk but it all seems very inconvenient to me. i take my bike everywhere regardless of what the weather’s like and i just imagine mooning someone on the way to the party as my bathrobe lifts up and i just really want to know how this would work.

[docdufresne]

Anthony docdufresne you are the bravest rvb fan being colorblind and obsessed with the ones you can't see god bless

thaNKS, MAN,,,,,

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

what are your favorite daleth headcanons? :O

Daleth Head-canons‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥 (v.long)

c.900 yrs old

If I were to draw them ‘human’, he’d be blasian.

Refuses to eat chicken, SahMekh taunts him with chicken soup.

Favourite colours are pink, purple and blue

Always hyped for Days of Love, decorated literally everywhere (Loves Love)

Would hang around with Teth for hours listening to them talk about their inventions, never understood anything they said.

Says he doesn’t have a favourite bird, does.

Tea. Everyday, every hour, can never be seen without tea

Always wanted a child

Enjoys puzzles, Teth would present one to them and it would be solved within the day.

Is a bit of a hoarder, still has Very Old trinkets from the others, Tsadi’s prototype gloves for an example, but when faced with questions about it, they’d get extremely defensive

Used to have excellent vision, but was blinded in the process of their mask shattering

Desperately tried to keep up blissful ignorance for his people during the War (specifically the children)

Is extremely spiteful towards the other Elders, at first (after death) he tried to be civil with the them but quickly gave up after being faced with lacklustre remorse.

When Tsadi finally had the revelation of “omg animal abuse is bad!!!!!” Daleth was. So Mad.

Is the resident ‘nurse’ among the elders (knows basic medicine)

Not really a hc, but his temple is literally a birdcage. that speaks for itself

Sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen. They once caught Sah without it and they had to deal with an hour long speech from him.

Generally just falls under the Listener type, but ask him about a topic they enjoy and they’ll yap all day long.

Wasn’t an alcohol per say, but definitely had a bit of reliance on it in the last few years of their life, to deal with it all.

Audhd. If that wasn’t obvious enough

Fridge is just stocked to the brim with different meats (not chicken) and maybe some vegetables

Their bed is an amalgamation of sticks, pillows, other birds (somehow), and blankets, their very own nest.

Likes to prank others with illusions. and paint bombs

Has minor future vision, like, see a bit into the future but never past a day, and it's always blurred like watercolour

I was originally gonna talk about my fav hcs other people have made but loh and behold, there are very little. But I'd say these are all the ones off the top of my head, sorry it's long lol