#the wonders of modern medicine
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very cool that even after three years on t there’s shit still changing. in the past few months i’ve started getting some chest hair. not much yet but it’s visible now :) and my beard is gradually getting better.
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question why does only one of the catboy jerma family guys have tits
he got top surgery
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Yet again I am amazed and delighted at the effects of being on T. It's near freezing out right now and I barely felt it beyond a brisk breeze and was quite comfortable. Whereas pre-T I would've been huddled under five blankets with the heater cranked up refusing to move, like some sort of hibernating reptile.
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I was two months premature and stopped breathing an hour after I was born, but thanks to the wonders of modern medicine I was hooked up to a ventilator for two weeks and have no lasting health problems from the original illness. (I may have lost my hearing while on the ventilator, but that’s speculation, given that no one realized I was deaf until I was 2).
*this is just about having medical needs that would have meant death without modern medicine, so no ‘I’d probably die from not being able to distinguish the blur as a lion’ we have a healthy caveman squad who cares for each other, we just also dont have, yknow, penicilin. etcetera.
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#the wonders of modern medicine#I think about this whenever weird right wingers are like#”such a high percentage of the population nowadays is disabled#in the past there were never so many disabled people!”#as if it’s some sort of gotcha fact that “proves” that people now are just faking their disabilities#no dude#they just died#there’s a whole fascinating history about the rise in disabilities and specifically the need to shape society to accommodate disabled peopl#in conjunction with actually effective medicine#WW1 was kinda the tipping point (at least in the US) iirc#They saved a bunch of people who previously would have died from their wounds#but were saved and became amputees instead#and it prompted the beginnings of a societal shift because there were suddenly so many of them at once#I think one could also make the argument that this is one of the things that affected the timing of the disability rights movement#but I digress#history#disability
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The needle and syringe is a phallic object, re-animation is penetration, and the reagent, created by a gay trans man, is… no I shan’t say it.
#no wonder he has to resurrect (resERECT) every corpse he comes across#he can’t be intimate with living humans#he has to use corpses as proxies#and he can’t penetrate them ‘naturally’ so he uses modern medicine to defy god and create a way to do so#he can’t asset his masculinity physically through athleticism or sex so he must do it intellectually by being the smartest man in the room#ego competition#god and the corpses are always men too#except for the bride which he feels paternalistic over#and only because he made her and views her as superior#god I’m fucking#herbert west#screaming biting etc#re animator
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I have yeeted the teets! Day one post-op has been a bit rough (fuck the drains 💀), but honestly not the worst. I was more dead yesterday after the surgery, and my partner says they've seen me looking worse just on bad days with my chronic illness lol.
Also, gotta say, that post about having a Winnie-the-Pooh bod post-top surgery is so right. None chest with left tummy
#otter said a thing#personal#top surgery#I'm also just marveling at the wonders of modern medicine#i can elect to have a surgery and it's just. fine#like there's still plenty of time for infection or other complications to show up#but if they do they'll be dealt with and it'll still be fine#that's crazy#anyway even though all things told I'm doing pretty well#i still can't wait to be out of the immediate recovery stage#at least until the drains come out#the fluid draining has been pretty minimal so maybe I'll get lucky and they'll be able to come out early 🤞
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Harry pushed his hand from the warm blankets and turned the page of Malfoy's book. This time it was a pirate story that seemed to have little plot, but plenty of swordfighting and snogging. Harry had ordered it especially for the prat. "How are the lusty pirates this evening?" "Not lusty enough. This author is obviously fascinated with ships. She spent an entire chapter describing the bloody boat. Get on with the fucking, I say."
from In Pieces by dysonrules
#hp#quality fic#drarry#hpdm#hey kids do you like crying?#feat. many a salty tear (but a happy ending)#also feat. the wonders of modern medicine
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In your modern au headcanon post you mentioned snotlout being a music teacher and this is all I could think of
he gave them a worksheet to work on for 10 minutes but it took 20 bc they won't stop talking abt him.
#he's exhausted LMAO#hearing student comments abt him is very very common & absolutely u are correct#there's a special breed of students when it comes to high school band & choir#they antagonize him bc they idolize him in a weird way#he's just constantly wondering wtf is wrong with them#even tho he was and is just as terrible LMAO#taste of his own medicine but he's unaware so when he complains#hiccup is like 🤨 r u fucking stupid#httyd#snotlout jorgenson#httyd modern au#nightcorecarseatheadrest#astor tag#THANK U FOR TJE ART BTW i screamed when i saw it#very good#🌹 art#httyd fanart#rose answers#i am also a firm believer in snotlout needing glasses#& he gets the big round ones#the monocles he wears as a joke in rtte while writing his book????#changed me#dragons off the coast au
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while i wouldn't like living in any other time period due to knowing like. The basics of history or whatever, I'm gonna be real with you all. The current one I'm living in isn't all that appealing either.
#i enjoy the comforts of modern medicine and plumbing too much to live anywhere else#and i also enjoy being able to open my own bank account despite being born without a dick#but man. things could be better#and in a hundred years people will romanticise us and say they were born in the wrong decade#and someone else will say that the social issues and limitations of our medicine/technology would make it terrible#and that's just how it goes#the same will happen to those people and those people and those people#and they'll wonder how we dealt with the inequality and were there any joy there at all#and there was joy and beauty despite it all just like it was before and we kust keep going and ugh#idk what im rambling about
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always so wild to me when u can actually feel medication working like I have a really bad headcold rn and when I dragged myself up off the couch earlier to brush my teeth I Truly felt like I was going to collapse I was so weak but then I took my little cold and flu tablet and now, legit less than half an hour later, I feel almost human again???? Remarkable
#local woman marvels at the wonders of modern medicine while in a headcold induced fever#listen I am never a suffer in silence girly#the second I feel a headache coming on or have the slightest pain I’m taking paracetemol#but I think with pain especially it’s easy to just be like ‘oh yeah it eased up’#and not necessarily associate it with the medication working#but with something like a cold the way it’s so much more obvious that it’s actively making a difference#anyway i fell asleep at 8pm last night how is everyone else’s weekend going lmao#ciara things
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mmmm pills (I can feel my immune systen disintegrating)
#“sorry we can't really treat your immune disease you can have these pills that literally kill you though :3”#but woohoo the wonders of modern medicine !!!
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Senua…
#hellblade: senua's sacrifice#she’s so (respectfully) fucked in the head#‘every time you fail the rot spreads’ I didn’t know this was a life sim#my love.. you need therapy#modern medicine would do u wonders
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transsexual thursday!!!
been on HRT for almost 2 years now (2 years in november) and its going swimmingly. i don't regret it for a moment.
honestly i'm so glad i'm on gel now and not needles. needles suck SO hard. literally the only complaint i've ever had about HRT lmao. though now i briefly smell like rubbing alcohol in the mornings, which isn't a bad tradeoff i think. though i can't pet my cats in the mornings before work :(
I'm sure your cats know how much you love them even if you can't say bye to them before work (not that this changes anything, but I'm so confident they know they're loved <3)!
#ask#anon#transsexual thursday#gel is an absolute wonder if modern medicine and more people ought to consider it an option imo#i don't do gel personally because i'm bad about daily medication but it's such a great alternative to other options#(and plus i'm a freak of nature apparently because i love IM needles (lighthearted))#needles tw#i will say IV needles freak me out sooo bad lmao (unless i'm getting blood drawn which in that case i watch them take the blood)#so i /kinda/ get where people are coming from with needles (even if i didn't it's still a completely understandable fear/squick)
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tobias animorphs is REALLY testing my personal rule about not headcanoning characters as pre-transition
#i just think if i knew this guy.#i might start talking loudly about happy adult trans women#and the wonders of modern medicine#just me tho#misc#the fact it seems to be like widely acknowledged fanon that he's probably gonna be a lesbian one day. doesnt help
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im so grateful for antibiotics thank you dr jonathan reid or whoever the fuck
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helloooo I am home for the weekend!
#↳ 𝚃𝙱𝙳. so long. good luck. goodbye.#gonna be busy tho I’m ngl#enjoy the baby nose though? :)#she’s such a little rat bastard (affectionate)#I mean. she doesn’t know her father so.#hell her mother doesn’t even know freyja’s father#the wonders of modern (h.orse) medicine
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