#the wife misses you

[y401suck3rx]

WHO THE FUCK IS MATT?

This is my third time watching Death Note Im so embarrassed... I really do just zone out the moment L is dead and nothing else matters anymore just in my eyes and out the back of my head...

[bluegiragi]

young silco pls just give me one chance

early access + nsfw on patreon

[nigelgraz]

Sunkissed 💫

[chez-cinnamon]

A Familiar Fondness...

Episode 3 will now be my personality for the next few days (Dad Kinger for the win !!!!!)

[isjasz]

my hgcz cover thumbnail sketches ✨i have posting these in my todos for like decades but keep procrastinating LMAOF BUT THROWING IT OUT HERE NOW!!!!

GO READ HGCZ @hotguycomiczine IF U HAVENT ALREADY WHAT ARE U DOING💥 /SILLY

[cyber333angel]

sevika definitely loves when you wear dainty things like this around the house and to bed, she quite literally fights the urge to salivate at the mouth when she gets home and sees you wearing it..

it’s just something about it, how it teases the nakedness of your skin from the sheer fabric and how much the color compliments your skin tone, framing your tits just for sevika to see. it’s guaranteed that she will eat you out for hours on end just because of how cute you look, getting herself all worked up and ending up with having to rock her hips against the bed for some friction and having her (by now soaked) clit slide against the fabric of her pants. moaning into your pussy because you taste so good and complimenting you between breaths..bonus if your pulling her hair and scratching her back at her like some kitten bc she absolutely loves that.

and sending her picture of you wearing it all perked up and sounding so needy while texting is a crazy thing to do. it makes her so ticked off at work because she just wants to go home and everyone is slacking off like her pretty girl isn’t waiting for her all pouty and wet at home!! and she buys so many of them for you to wear with her gambling money and you always tell her that you don’t need anymore but it doesn’t matter because she stubborn and buys it anyway bc she just loves how you look in them especially bc you wear them for her which really adds to it, the fact that your hers.

[miserable-something]

the history book on the shelf

[solarockk]

that one twitter trend

[emilnikos]

ok now that we're done with all that lets go make potions (mabel juice)

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas

[melonalemonade]

will always come back to them

[mameillieureennemie]

mechanic!vi suddenly stopping what she's doing—she's elbows deep in the hood of a car—and packing up her stuff, causing her co-workers to watch her in confusion.

when they ask her if everything's okay, she says, "yep, i just miss my wife, so i'm gonna go see her." and with that, she's saluting them as she leaves, smiling widely as she strolls out the door.

"she can't just do that, right?" one of the other mechanics questions after vi's long gone.

one of the others snort in amusement. "you try telling her she can't go see her wife."

[salempie]

Top ten robots I found in the trash

Number ten: Miss Information

Invividual (higher quality) doodles below the cut

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

[nerdyspies]

happy black friday to my beautiful capitalist whore wife

[moonyflesh]

Scott Patterson behind the scenes of Saw lV - (2007) as “(Special Agent) Peter Strahm”.