#the wicked witch of the web

[wickedwitch-oftheweb]

I’m so tired y’all.

Tired of trying to explain to small minded people that the Craft is not evil.

Tired of trying to help people understand that all religions have originated from some form of pagan craft.

Tired of trying to help awaken the world.

Tired of people not knowing that if their vibrational frequency is low they will open themselves up to negative forces, no matter what they practice.

But, I’m in the business of changing minds.

Source told me to come here and do my part to lift up the collective consciousness and that is what I will keep doing no matter how tired I am.

Make no mistake, I’m not here to argue or force, I’m here to inspire and guide the already curious. Dealing with the close minded, religion enthusiasts is just a job hazard and I’m doing my best to accept their opposition with grace and respect.

But I’m still learning how to do that.

Unfortunately, unjust persecution has a long history with craft practitioners, so this is my reminder to my fellow witches:

You are not evil.

The Craft is not evil.

Following your intuition and your divine connection does not make you evil, it makes you a force to be reckoned with.

The church and the patriarchy still reign hard in this day and age and the leaders of it do not want you to harness your own power because it would make you impossible to control.

So if you’re working to spread the light and love, regardless of these opposing forces, I salute you and all that have fallen because of this pursuit. I know that those we have lost due to their beliefs stand strong beside me during my mission and I hope you know that they are with you too, and they are so damn proud of your bravery for practicing openly because it’s something that most of them could have never done.

If you’ve felt the call of the Craft and you’ve been strong enough to use your power to heal the world, you are doing the work of the Universe, and it is vital that you keep going, even in the face of oppression.

Cheers to those brave enough to do what’s right for them and what’s right for the collective consciousness. 🥂

I applaud those who were brave enough to learn the secrets of energy work and use them to better your experience and the experience of those around you. 👏🏻

I know us witches face more hate than we deserve, but please know that I, as well as our empowered ancestors, are with you every step of the way. You are never alone when you are connected to the divine and you can thrive despite the negativity around you, I know that you can.

Stay blessed, my friends. ❤️‍🔥

You have a power that they could only ever dream of and it is yours to wield how you please.

- Wicked

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[wickedherbgrimoire]

✨ LEMON ✨

Lemons are great for detering negative energies, cleansing, and attracting love and friendship.

Element: Fire Deities: Apollo, Zeus Zodiacs: Leo Planet: Sun Crystals: Citrine, Honey Calcite, Amber, Yellow Jasper Good For: Longevity, friendship, love, purification, cleansing, immunity & more! Protects Against: Negativity, spying, unwanted energies and interactions

For more tips, tricks, tonics, and tintures check out the Wicked Witch's Web! 🌛🖤🌜

Source: The Wicked Witch of the Web

[yellowbrickramble]

This chapter was named after chapter 9 in Marvelous Land of Oz: "The Scarecrow Plans an Escape." While this adaptation has taken a bit of a departure from the original book at this point, we're still on roughly the same path as Ozma, Jack, Logan, and the Scarecrow all leave Emerald City for Winkieland. If you're wondering why Mombi still hasn't arrived, it's because chapters 5-9 took place on the same day and Ozma had a 3-day head start on her. Also, she's probably not taking the same shortcut through the woods that our heroes took. As far as how accurate the title page is, I guess you'll have to read this chapter to find out!

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Posing in Bondage - Japanese Breakfast / Blue Lily, Lily Blue - Maggie Stiefvater / Oil and Water - Arcane / Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - Gregory Maguire / Descending Figure - Louise Glück /

[sunbentshadows]

fears and fury on growing up gay

'Monstrous', OED // Outcast (Self-Portrait), Georgi Mashev // 'disownment', Wikipedia // The Well of Loneliness, Radclyffe Hall // "The Lady of Shalott Looking at Lancelot", John William Waterhouse // Which Witch, Florence + The Machine // 'deemed', OED // The Outcast, Sandro Botticelli // “Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus”, Mary Shelley // "Kiyohime Becomes Serpent-Bodied at Hidaka River", Yoshitoshi Tsukioka // 'monster', Wikipedia // Frankenstein, Rina Sawayama

[ebster777]

Wicked City

If you like Black witches, you need to watch this show!

[medusaesque]

Nausea (Jean-Paul Sartre) / Delicate, Petite & Other Things I'll Never Be (Against Me!) / Wicked (Gregory Maguire) / i'll be as real as i can be for the rest of my life (@holdyouinmyheartandmind) / The Idiot (Fyodor Dostoevsky) /The Velveteen Rabbit (Margery Williams) / Time Is a Mother; “Skinny Dipping” (Ocean Vuong) / The Book of Promethea, Hélène Cixous

[ofallingstar]

List of books I read in 2023

Charlotte's Web by E.B. White

Slouching Towards Bethlehem by Joan Didion

The Maidens by Alex Michaelides

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab

The Broken Girls by Simone St. James

Women Talking by Miriam Toews

L'homme semence by Violette Ailhaud

Into the Darkest Corner by Elizabeth Haynes

A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway

Dark Places by Gillian Flynn

On Magic & The Occult by W.B. Yeats

Faithful Place by Tana French

The Secret Scripture by Sebastian Barry

Say Nothing: A True Story of Murder and Memory in Northern Ireland by Patrick Radden Keefe

Opened Ground: Selected Poems 1966-1996 by Seamus Heaney

The Love Object by Edna O'Brien

Don Quijote de la Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Night by Elie Wiesel

In Between the Sheets by Ian McEwan

The Lost Days by Rob Reger & Jessica Gruner

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner

Parallax by Sinéad Morrissey

The Woman in the Strongbox by Maureen O'Hagan

Diaries, 1910-1923 by Franz Kafka

The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah

Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery

We Were the Mulvaneys by Joyce Carol Oates

The Family Upstairs by Lisa Jewell

Walking to Martha's Vineyard by Franz Wright

A Tale for the Time Being Ruth Ozeki

Mouthful of Forevers by Clementine von Radics

Wasteland by Francesca Lia Block

The Fact of a Body: A Murder and a Memoir by Alexandria Marzano-Lesnevich

Find Me by André Aciman

The Awakening by Kate Chopin

The Grace Year by Kim Ligget

The Five: The Untold Lives of the Women Killed by Jack the Ripper by Hallie Rubenhold

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson

And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie

A Stolen Life by Jaycee Dugard

Coraline by Neil Gaiman

The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole

Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King

My Best Friend's Exorcism by Grady Hendrix

Psycho by Robert Bloch

Classic Tales Of Vampires And Shapeshifters by Tig Thomas

Love Devours: Tales of Monstrous Adoration by Sarah Diemer

Through the Woods by Emily Carroll

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Putney by Sofka Zinovieff

The Woman in Me by Britney Spears

Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire

Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare

The Maid by Nita Prose

A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett

The Deep by Rivers Solomon

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[owchie-wowchie]

How would Witch in the Web go in the Uncle Otho AU?

sorry this got me inspired

Hannah's mouth felt numb as her heart roared, eyes wide and searching around this terrifyingly empty theater she found herself in. Her hand squeezed Miss Holloway's tight, nearly crushing her fingers.

"It's ok," Miss Holloway repeated over and over again. Hannah couldn't help but read too deep into her tone, wondering if she was aggravated at having to make sure Hannah didn't mess things up again.

The two crept onto the stage and the air went suddenly quiet, warmth vanished from Hannah's palm. She whirled to the side to see Holloway gone. Her heart sank, veins turning into lead. Hannah froze to her spot, both breaths and body trembling.

Not far away, a skeleton miraculously appeared in the middle of the floor, rotted and prone, the complexly detailed hilt poking out between a few ribs. From her, she was attacked by how horrid it smelt.

Flight won out in the end and she began to simply book it for the exit but a sudden invisible force prevented her movement, stopping her like a wall. She slammed her hands against the solid air as she spotted glittering blue sludge moving across the stage floor.

Spinning around, she rested her back on the unseen wall, eyes glued to the goo. It slowly dragged onto the skeleton, wrapping around it tight. The goo grew thicker, dense and brighter by the second. It pushed the knife out of the chest, making it fall into their hand. Lines of muscles and veins and nerves materialized inside the ooze, dangling off the frame before sliding into the proper spots. Pale leather spread on the fingers, moving out towards the arms and torso.

The face was the last part to grow back, messy brown hair sprouting on the top and eyes that were voids of pure black. A gasp shot out the recently created person as a flash of light made clothes appear on them, a brightly colored, slightly 80s-esque button up and jeans. The sight dimly reminder her of Holloway, it almost felt like this thing was stealing her style.

Whoever this person was, Hannah had no clue. They looked around Lex's age, a bit younger even. A wicked smile creased the stranger's cheeks, sending a shiver down Hannah's spine.

"Well, if it isn't little Banana Foster," they said. Hannah wasn't a fan of how they knew her nickname, she tried stepping back but was still prevented from leaving.

"Hannah!" A familiar voice yelled behind her. Before Hannah could turn to confirm her thoughts, a hand wrapped around her arm, tugging her from her trap.

Miss Holloway threw Hannah behind her, glaring at the stranger. Hannah was glad Holloway wasn't staring at her like that.

"Hannah, don't worry about him. He's dead," she stated, barely hidden vitriol clear in her tone.

The stranger responded with a barking laugh, rising to their feet. "Oh, if only! I'm afraid death wasn't really a respite from where I was trapped." They pointed at her with the knife. "Y'know if I was just a bit faster, I would've gotten you."

Holloway looked at Hannah over her shoulder. "Get to the exit quick, I'll make sure they don't come after you."

"15 years!" The stranger shouted, making Hannah jump in her spot. "That's how long I was trapped in The Black with no body." They chuckled humorlessly. "Did you know that the soul can feel just as much pain as a body?"

Holloway took a deep breath and raised her fists, ready to jump on the kid at a moment's notice.

The stranger wagged the knife at her a few times. "Last time, I was just doing what I needed to survive but this time," Their face fell, a sneer appearing in the smile's place. "I just wanna see your fucking heart ripped out."

[astarab1aze]

➥ Deathbird

O' mother, o' mother, sing me a song, for the twilight has set and night has followed, and I shan't survive alone. O' mother, o' mother, look upon me with thine eyes of light, look upon me favorably and stitch mine soul into the fabric of life. O' mother, o' mother, why hast thou voice gone silent, thine eyes gone dim? O' mother, o' mother... why hast though forsaken me?

She is of death as she is of life; Of tooth and of talon, drenched in all-devouring shadow and bless'd by sightless eyes and song of lacuna. Shackled by offerings of flesh and divine will, servant of the Outer Gods - of the Fates - and through her, they punish the wicked, their discenters, the blood of Sanguinach, influence destiny as abyssal calamity; She is their sacred hunter, one of many, their strongest, their most beloved. She is a queen without her crown, dead and rotted upon her throne of boughs, soul rended from bone; She is the knife in the dark, a hunger for the light, the decay of sinew, and the spilling of blood - ever to serve, ever to march to the tune of a thousand hymns, to the beaten wings of a thousand crows.

O' Herald of Death! Daughter of the First and the Last, Lady of the Land of Storms, Mother of the Golden Child, She who was to be Our Hero, Our Queen - Lo, why hast thou forsaken us?

She listens with wounded heart and pride as she diminishes, as the Voidsong eats and eats and eats at her mind, as the Sightless Eye pierces her soul - It is she who bears the weight of a thousand deaths, a thousand lives. It is she who bears the guilt, who bears the blame, who acts in the name of cosmic wills, and it is she who must suffer a thousand screams, bathe in the blood of her men as consequence and reward. Choice, an illusion; Love, a betrayal; Fate, a lie.

What trickery of the Crones, what falsehoods spouted by the Witch and the Hollow Priestess of violet and gold? Widow-spun webs and tattered banners, promises made and broken - divine power stolen in place of starlight, what great sacrifice she has made, now compulsed purveyor of the end. Harbinger of Destiny's Flight, disallowed of her own. What have they taken, oh, what have they taken from her that she must do forever as they say?

Woe to harpy-kind, woe to the Outer Gods, woe to the Heavens and woe to the Hells, for they have taken all, and it shall never again be returned. For it is duty, it is diligence, it is chivalry, it is faith, it is truest love to serve eternal, to serve in deathly chains and shadow unending - to walk among the living a spectre and die in the twilight mourn in absolution tarnished, to never again know love nor trust, safety nor esteem, doomed in fell reward ever to fight on the battlefield of Fate until at last bless'd, borrowed un-life is robbed of her and she is no more.

In our darkest hour, why hast thou abandoned us? Are we not worthy of thy labors of love? Hast we dishonored thee so, that our fate deserv'd be? O' mother, o' mother, we beg of thee - forgive us our trespasses, save us, save us!

[wickedwitch-oftheweb]

Our society is built on the Craft. 😂

[wickedherbgrimoire]

✨GARLIC✨

We’ve all heard the folklore that garlic can protect against blood sucking vampires, but it can really pack a protective punch against energy vampires as well.

Element: Water Deities: Hecate Zodiacs: Cancer Planet: Moon Crystals: Moon Stone, Rose Quartz, Citrine Good For: Protection, Cleansing, Connection, Stimulation, & more! Protects Against: Negaforces, watchers, & curses.

For more tips, tricks, tonics, and tintures check out the Wicked Witch's Web! 🌛🖤🌜

Source: The Wicked Witch of the Web

[antiquatedsimmer]

Duvessa Tidesong

Happy Mermay! I present one of my occult sims as a gift!

Duvessa Tidesong is a seawitch who enjoys using her beauty and song to lure in tourists of Sulani & drown them C: She aims to look like a tourist herself so that she may get close to them as she prowls popular spots when hunting.

Those who know of her magical profession can seek her out and make contracts to make their every wish come true!

Careful, the price is steep.

MODS/CC UNDERCUT

IF YOU WANT UR SIM TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MINE, you will NEED all the CC linked below :)

Thank you creators for allowing us to have access to your stuff.

DOWNLOAD DUVESSA ( Slider & Presets included & linked below ) NOW AVAILABLE ON PATREON (FREE)

EA: Pathesis

GALLER NAME ( uploaded with CC ): Duvessa Tidesong

This sim was made for playing with Spinningplumbobs Expanded Mermaids along side their Faries VS witches Mod

If you do not have these you will need to change her traits/Aspirations.

CC LINKS:

Ear Fins (Tattoo upperarm) | Cleavage Mask ( Acne ) | Skin Tints | Eyeliner | Skin/face Details | claw nails ( Mermaid tail form ) | Nails | Gills skin detail | Tiefling body detail | face light and pores ( Retired CC ) | Hand Webbing | Body Glitter | Siren skin tint & face markings | Scale shine ( Facepaint ) | Eye color1 | Eye color2 | Teeth 1 | Teeth 2 | Eye Sclera | Occult overlays | Lip Tint | Skin overlay | Eyeshadow | | Blush | Skin Pores | Lashes | Warpaint | Lip Mask | Occult skintone | Ear Preset | Eye preset | Lip Slider | Brow Slider | Chin slider | Hat slider | mouth slider | Lip detail slider | eyebrow slider | eyebrow slider 2 | Body preset | Cheekbone slider | Leg slider | Hip shape slider

Everyday:

Hair | Dress ( Cameron Dress ) | Shoes | Necklace

Formal:

Fur scarf | Hair | Dress | Heels | Necklace

Athletics:

Arm Bands | Headphones | Hair | Fishtail Leggings | Top ( Alyssa Top ) | sneakers | Necklace

Sleepwear ( Her outfit I have her perform rituals in ):

Hair | Shell Headress Shell necklace Shell earrings ( SIMSDOM WARNING :'( srry) | Dress | Wicked Fingertips | Face Veil |

Party:

Body chain | Heels | Hair | Dress ( Paris Dress ) | Necklace

Swimming:

Crochet Top | Wet Hair ( Mermaid form ) | Seashell top ( mermaid form) | Wrap Skirt | Necklace | Hair | Mermaid tail

Hot Weather:

Hat | Sunglasses | Dress | shoes | Necklace | Hair

Winter:

Boots | Pants | Sweater ( Creator Deactivated ) | Hair | Necklace

CC Creator Credits:

@simcelebrity00 @backtrack-cc @dissiasims @oakiyo @crilender @madlensims @northernsiberiawinds @tekri @okruee @remussirion @arckamsims @blahberry-pancake @simgirlz @trillyke @lady-moriel @faaeish @maxsus @joliebean @aharris00britney @pralinesims @serenity-cc @sentate @xy-a @sunivaa @sifix @isaiahillustrates @saruin @chloem-sims4 @pyxiidis @pictureamoebae @twisted-cat @/uglysim (deactivated) @clumsyalienn @thepeachyfaerie @oydis @jius-sims @atelierlena @oito-cc @dream-girl @valhallansim @arethabee @sammi-xox @octetsica @evoxyr @magic-bot @miikocc @obscurus-sims @pirumxsim @bloodmooncc @luumia Those who I could not find tumblrs for: https://www.thesimsresource.com/members/cosimetic/ https://www.patreon.com/Dumbabie

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

To tide y’all over until the bracket is finished, here’s a list of every fandom in the tournament! Sorted by when each got its first submission.

It takes time to make the bracket cuz I gotta arrange all of these to be at least semi-equal in popularity to each other, and then make all the edited photos. I’ve been rather busy lately, but it should be up by tomorrow night :)

Minecraft Diaries

The Outsiders

God of War

Ace Attorney

Bungou Stray Dogs

Murdoch Mysteries

Yu-Gi-Oh!

The Raven Cycle

Lego Star Wars

Sanders Sides

Kamen Rider

Castle Swimmer

QSMP

The Magnus Archives

Lego Ninjago

FNAF

Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware

Pokémon

DC Comics

Critical Role

Romeo & Juliet

Macbeth

Witch Hat Atelier

Final Fantasy

One Piece

Warrior Cats

Sonic

Chicory: A Colorful Tale

Trigun Stampede

The Owl House

Ori and the Will of the Wisps

Fallout: New Vegas

MCU

Arthuriana

Tokyo Ghoul

Total Drama Island

Nimona

The Cable Guy

Paranatural

Marble Hornets

Marvel Comics

The Umbrella Academy

Life Series SMP

Fire Emblem

Julie and the Phantoms

Persona 5

Star Wars

Young Justice

Fullmetal Alchemist

Hamlet

The Shadowhunter Chronicles

The Young and the Restless

The Untamed // Mo Dao Zu Shi

Cooking Companions

Demon Slayer

John Wick

Pit People

Battleblock Theater

Star Trek

LittleBigPlanet 2

KinnPorsche

Midnight Museum

The Witcher

Teen Wolf

Beast Wars: Transformers

Lost

The Stormlight Archive

The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

The Arcana

Jujutsu Kaisen

Ultraman Nexus

Antigone

Angel

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Edward Scissorhands

The Mechanisms

91 Days

Assassination Classroom

Death Note

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Pluto

Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger

Bokura

Mabinogi

Battle for Dream Island

Leverage

Twisted Wonderland

The Iliad

Call of Duty

Tangled: The Series

Team Fortress 2

The Goes Wrong Universe

Harry Potter

Bendy and the Ink Machine

DSMP

Live A Live

Real Life

Stranger Things

Malevolent

Red Dead Redemption 2

Ib (2012)

Spies Are Forever

Madoka Magica

Magia Record

My Hero Academia

Ravenous (1999)

Lifesteal SMP S4

Outsiders SMP

Phineas and Ferb

Empires SMP

Ruse of the TMNT

Origins SMP

Frankenstein

The Otterverse RP

GenLoss

Woe.begone

Danganronpa

Witch’s Heart

Project Sekai

The Silmarillion

The Lord of the Rings

Spider-Verse

Helluva Boss

Greek Myth

Percy Jackson

Limbus Company

Rain World

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Homestuck

Markiplier

Mob Psycho 100

Lord of the Flies

Good Omens

Word of Honor

Just Roll With It

Subnautica

Witchcraft SMP

Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

Realm of the Underlings

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

Clangen

Hadestown

Rats SMP

Steven Universe

The Hunger Games

Fate Grand Order

Arcane

Everymanhybrid

Nashville

Welcome to Dreamworld

The Dolls of New Albion

Pact Web Series

Brandon Rogers

Ghost Quartet

The Dragon Prince

Steam-Powered Giraffe

Six of Crows

Torchwood

Deltarune

Bojack Horseman

Epithet Erased

Steins;Gate

Casualty

Tale of the Nine Tailed

Cookie Run

Succession

Purple Hyacinth

The Wicked + The Divine

Outer Wilds

Carnosaur

Miraculous Ladybug

Transformers Comics

Legend of Zelda

Breaking Bad

Devil May Cry

Castlevania

Dragon Age

Smallville

RWBY

Undertale

The Locked Tomb

Mystic Messenger

Black Butler

Interview With a Vampire

Death By Dying

Higurashi When They Cry

Transformers Animated

Pirates SMP

All The Bright Places

Chulip

Ride the Cyclone

Grey’s Anatomy

Empire of Exiles

Octopath Traveler 2

Hello from the Hallowoods

The Burning Sands of Ma’ssob RP

[thisisnotthenerd]

and now for our 2022-23 intrepid heroes season:

quick episode descriptions:

no place for a prince or princess: first level one battle since the corn cuties. an army of constructs plus the fairy. buttoned up. crit to pull attention. the first of the red gems. running screaming puppet boy. ylfa's bottleneck. pib and alphonse. pib facing the fairy godmother. murph's bad turn. gerard is almost insta-killed. ylfa getting overwhlemed as everyone dies around her. gerard rolls an 18 and pulls the shard out of the fairy into himself. total party kill. ylfa is the only one who doesn't elect to fail.

the curdled web: trying not to fall off the web. first crit with a death blow mechanic. faerie fire on pinocchi-crow. spider drops from the ceiling. ylfa eats a spider. look alive, wet, naked spiders on your 10, 11, 12, 1 and 2 and behind the and the 10 and the 11. senator! we're all on our own in the dark, little boy. weird spider goo. ylfa crits. monster girl bonding.

trouble in tuffeton: cleaning up. mayor harold hopps. adult sleepover. gerard assisting crits. finding the ritual. the wicked fairy clawing her eyes out. you are seeing something you absolutely should not see, the face of a divinity you don't worship, the fucking smile of a devil that you never believed in. the children look into the face of horror. the stepmother eats grandma. pinocchio crits on cutting his strings. going to the lines between.

the baron of bricks: split narrative and battle episode. you came with a handmaiden, a butler, a jester, and a second butler. how do wolves like sex. the book is tugging. he's in the fucking stew. huff and puff, little girl. heat metal on the copper. stay mad, baby. giant moving spoon. the soup is lava and does 18d10 damage. he has eaten of the soup. mother goose goes down. spilling stock on the fires. little red riding hood successfully grapples the third little pig. 51 damage from the spoon. just another blue collar little cat working his job at the factory. full nelson. the culmination of pinocchio's story.

terror on toy island: a soft little touch. mer-king's insect plague. no daddy. pib getting the little guys. i'm so fucking scared! the water surges around the mer-king. the terrible dogfish is here. daddy-meter is spinning. pinocchio crits to figure it out. pinocchio screaming to wake the dead. with the eyes! you were about to instantly die. gerard is wearing full chain mail in the ocean.. rosamund & ylfa are swallowed. the sea witch shows up. murph causes a nat 20. call of destiny. rosamund gets the eye with a seven. i'm a lion in the water. pib's acrobatic crit. one v. one.

leap of faith: using the code word. red and la bete. pivot after pivot after pivot. gerard giving the note to elody and failing so hard. 🎶 her hair is everywhere! 🎶 pib succeeding by not being social. pinocchio starting off drinking whiskey with bubblegum and telling cinderella they have her book. timothy with rapunzel truly fucking it up so hard. rosamund and snow white. attempting to put cinderella in her book. jumping out the window. getting attacked by dwarves. nat 20 perception as they leave. nat 20 to repel the gander. we're the giants.

in the land of giants: we might be the giants. ice knife. princess or bully? a bunch of tiny wizards. jack 1v1ing timothy. get in the crevice. animate objects. fuck alphonse. a really sharp bird. gerard lands some hits. shatter on some birds with a side of existential crisis. ylfa critting twice to carry tim and take so many opportunity attacks. the goose is loose! pinocchio is attacked by alphonse and goes down. goose casts heal. failing on insight. you have collected all of the golden belongings of this battle. nat 20 save for alphonse a cricket shot a rocket at me.

the trials of baba yaga: the aftermath of pinocchio's persuasion. my hot form. pinocchio select. i'm always pissing. stray from the path, but stray together. gerard sees rapunzel, gives up his name for elody's, and goes full frog with a crown. rosamund encounters the fairies, gives up her true love, and takes on the briars again. ylfa meets her grandma, and walks her great-great grandma to death, having replaced the wolf. pinocchio eaves-peeps on the stepmother, gives up his chance at being a real boy, and gets the stepmother's name. timothy pulls artifacts & puts them in the book, and gives the baba yaga a full page. pib sees the tricksters, goes from a 33 stealth to an 11 performance, and somehow still tricks the giants, after giving his book away. piss stew. i cast banishment on the actual man murph.

the ending of all things (part 1): geas on scheherezade. pib crits immediately on rapunzel. the bird is dead. bad persuasion checks. scheherazade be normal. pinocchio persuades mira. i'm a fucking frog, elody. no one liked that. she poked me with a d4. ylfa drops la bete into oblivion. rosamund goes down, gets revivified and consumes thumbelina. gerard eats rapunzel. breaking concentration with vicious mockery. rosamund crits on snow white for an insta-kill.

the ending of all things (part 2): a friendly platonic kiss. ylfa gets scheherazade's book. crit on the blue fairy. animate objects. flat william. firing a rocket to knock a hat off. the concept of beaky. pib's very good turn. elody hits the hand. ocd boyfriend, add girlfriend. the stepmother appears. you're a dumb motherfucker and I'm going to kill you. using so much pc creep to get the orange hat fairy. crit on the stepmother. baba yaga is banished. pib kills god. almost everyone goes down. all rise to roll for the fate of the universe. 18 from zac. you've thrown the orange hat in the Box of Doom without any permission. stealing everything back from the baba yaga. determining their own stories in the end.

[medusaesque]

Elphaba + (not) being real