#the whole movie was funny honestly

[everyone-calm-down]

TMNT writers can try, but for me nothing is ever going to top the time Ra’s Al Ghul was going on and on about how he was centuries old and learned all these fancy techniques from people and Leo responded, “oh yeah? Well I’m 16, and I learned this from a rat” before one-shotting him.

[orphanbychoice]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

[barb-l]

I just watched In The Heights and heard Stephanie Beatriz's character say "Mi amor, cálmate" to her girlfriend/wife/idk and now I really want Vaggie say that to Charlie next time she's about to lose her shit

[magniloquent-raven]

I've been having thoughts about the Tommy's Favourite Movie thing. Mostly about how I can see him staying within the 90s-early 2000s problematic but mostly heartfelt and incredibly heterosexual romcom zone. Even after he comes out.

Like, he is aware of queer movies, he's heard of many, he's seen the lists. People who know he's gay always ask if he's seen them when they don't know what else to say. And he's not avoiding watching them, not exactly, he just. Hasn't. A lot of them are just too depressing, too real, too much. He's dealt with enough tragedy in his life and on the job, he doesn't need to wallow in it in his free time.

But the thing is he's kind of more uncomfortable with the idea of watching the ones that aren't sad. Some skittish little animal part of his brain recoils from the idea, curling up to protect itself. Because he's lonely, and he doesn't want a reminder of that. Watching trashy romcoms about people he doesn't relate to doesn't force him to confront anything about his own life. It's mindless fluff, so far removed from his own experiences that he can comfortably spectate.

(And side note, I CAN see Buck trying to do the baby gay gotta watch all the LGBTQ movies thing, only to look up a bunch of lists and realize he's already watched all the ones he'd actually be interested in. He, mostly jokingly, laments to Tommy about missing out on a core part of the coming out experience, only to find out that Tommy skipped that step too. In a different way. A few months into their relationship Buck talks Tommy into watching his first gay romcom because it's something they can do together.)

[wishchip106]

more ready player one cherik au ideas

erik is pretty much a complete loser irl and online and barely has any friends until he meets charles at the first trial and joins his online friendgroup (aka fc xmen) when he gets the first key

everyones avatars are more based on their comic looks so they all look a bit silly but its the oasis so its okay

thats pretty much it so far my brain is slowly building some kind of a story but it hasn’t gone into details yet

i dont even know if im gonna write this i just gotta dump my ideas here otherwise they’ll be sent to the void

[oxymoronicdumbass]

tell me why i was sitting in the movie theater watching smile 2 and some gay ass in front of me was on ao3 in the middle of the movie

[xxplastic-cubexx]

hello!! i just want to tell you that your art is so goddamn scrumptious, you are literally feeding my xmen brainrot and I find myself smiling when i see your art come across my feed. I love how you draw charles, pretty privilege and post (lets be fr he's serving every time)

i hope you always have fantastic brainrot and id kiss your blessed hands for giving us the gift of cherik and charles xavier, you are literally an icon

hope you have a great day ahead of you and more!! you deserve it !!

well i'ma absolutely have a wonderful mornin after readin this AWWWW thank you so so much !!!! i haven't been postin xmen long, so it's been really heartwarmin seein the warm reception to my work in the wonderful tags people have been leavin on my posts- and especially gettin to answer the lovely asks y'all've been sendin in (❁´ ▽ `❁) !! im glad people also like my goofy text posts and esp quotes from my brother he really has no right being so funny at the most random times

i hope to be xmen posting a while: ive got at least 60 years worth of stuff to look through and ongoing, so i dont imagine my interest'll wane anytime soon :]] !!

[bromcommie]

genuinely if marvel had not started making all of their dumb cynical recycled jokes in every single movie because they were afraid of being seen as too earnest or "cheesy" and instead stuck with whatever brand of delightful tommy lee jones and stanley tucci had going on in tfa the world would be a much better place right now

[heyclickadee]

So, my family is rewatching Rings of Power, and since I’m the one in the family that read The Silmarillion (like a masochist), I’m the one who keeps getting asked all the questions.

[jazbell]

hm well i didnt really like sonic 3. but feminism did win in the end so.

[runayachi]

tumblr user runayachi has a body ?!

[image description: a photo of lyz (me) taken in a bathroom mirror. Lyz has shoulder-length brown hair and glasses. The rest of their face is obscured by their phone. They're wearing a bleach dyed dark blue shirt, black shorts, and a Datekou volleyball club jacket. There is a soap dispenser in the bottom corner of the mirror. /end id]

got to see the haikyuu movie today :)

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

I love how both the original japanese Ringu and the american remake The Ring are generally considered great movies that define the horror genre, and yet not a single other movie in that franchise is ever seen as anything above average

[iangallagherisadeadman]

something something a fanfic in which Ian is best friends with Yevgeny and then he timetravel and falls in love with his best friend's father.

I like to think that in this version he was raised by Clayton cause Monica obviously couldn't, and canonlike she wasn't in the picture much. He then lives with his father, stepmother and siblings but doesn't quite fit with them. Yev was raised by Svetlana and never knew his father cause he left when Yev was a baby.

When Ian travels back he is saved by Mandy. He says he's a Gallagher and she's like "I know the Gallaghers but I never saw you!". He's introduced to his "cousins" who immediately take he in like a brother? Who he is cause of Monica.

Then because of Mandy he gets to know Mickey and younger Svetlana and baby Yev and it is extremely fucked but... my dick's in your dad mouth, sorry Yev!

Gallavich: they start as friends cause Ian quickly hits off with Mandy, and soon Ian gets to understand the difficult situation that led to Yevgeny's conception and why Mickey probably left them when Yev was still a baby. Then, feelings come along and Mickey's deep in the closet but Ian's nothing if open-minded so with time it works out. Ian doesn't lose interest even though Mickey has a wife and baby, he isn't scared off easily, and Yev Svet and Mandy all like him so that's a turn on. Ian likes older guys so the fact that Mickey's an old soul in a hot young body who listens to dad music and is grumpy is what attracts Ian.

The future is forever altered. Ian now actually has a family of Gallagher's he actually likes and fits. Ian came along so Mickey never left the picture and now Yev was raised with his father around. Which changed the way Yev grew up to be, so he's not the version Ian knew, but that's alright cause then Ian gets to meet him again. And yes, they end up being best friends all the same, after all, Yevgeny watch the type of cartoons and listens to the kind of music and plays the same videogames Ian grew up with so they're very close.

[aliceinunderw0rld]

being forced to watch the trailer for the unbreakable boy in a theater showings for sonic 3 should actually be considered a hate crime

[sonknuxadow]

they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it

[littlebigplanet]

dying to know your thoughts on william easton 👀

i want to put him in a jar and shake it