#the wellness center

[darkshrimpemotions]

Guillermo went to the Wellness Center armed to the teeth with both lethal and non-lethal weapons, so either he knew instinctively something sinister was going on or he Did Not Care and was going to get Nandor back even if he had to drag him out and kill or incapacitate anyone who stood in his way.

Still stuck on the fact that he actually didn't have to drag Nandor at all. Nandor didn't fight him or run from him or pull away from him or do anything but hold his hand and come along while putting up a token protest.

[thegeekyartist]

Just a regular human totally sane man.

"It's Been One Week Since You Looked At Me" 8x8". Oil on wood. 2023 (click for quality)

[cleopatrachampagne]

look, the wellness center is a television masterpiece for more reasons than i can count but i truly am obsessed with the fact that we discover all of the vampires have been well aware nandor was ruler of a country but every other day except his ascensionversary they pretend they have no idea what he’s talking about just to piss him off while he’s trying to talk about candle safety tips and he inexplicably believes them every single time. the panache, the pizzazz, the shade, the commitment to the bit. truly iconic.

[cottoncandysprite]

My friend put One Week by the Barenaked Ladies on our joint vampire playlist bc of the Wellness Center, and we were listening to it and simultaneously lost our minds when we realized just how well the lyrics actually fit nandermo. Like

This was not a coincidence. Aside from the joke of it they were actually insane for canonically associating this song with them

ALSO AS IM ABOUT TO POST THIS I REALIZED THAT SECOND BRIDGE WAS EVEN FORESHADOWING THEIR FIGHT IN THE FINALE FUCK YOU WRITERS

[helyiios]

l'ange déchu but its wellness centre nandor

[nutmeg-cider]

is this anything

[spookymultimedia]

Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday, you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry

[planetsoda]

anyone else still trying to learn the words to one week by the barenaked ladies to prove that they’re human or is that just me

[sarahmackattack]

One last talent show to save the rec center

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[appropriatelystupid]

[cockroachesunite]

a ghost story

[cottoncandysprite]

Now that I'm rewatching the Wellness Center, SOS by Timothy Fleet and Wayne Murray was also an insane song choice if not moreso than One Week. Especially how they play the chorus of "I'm sending out an SOS" as Nandor is telling the cameras how brainwashed happy he is in the cult!!!

I'm hyperfixating on the wwdits soundtrack tonight I guess bc these fuckers are MASTERS at choosing songs with maximum psychic damage if you know the lyrics

[meamiki]

imagine if isa's confession kept getting interrupted in increasingly bizarre ways…. ASFASDASF

((this stems from a stream silly!! with my friends!! we are streaming now!! its the finale!! info rbed in a lil bit!! yeah thats it!!))

[nando161mando]

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