#the voice of reason

[oifaaa]

the canon relationship of Jason and Alfred, is it a bit, idk what the word it, but antagonistic? I’ve seen panels of, post-Jason’s death when the bats are rewriting Jason’s narrative, yk where they’re claiming he was always angry or bad and that Bruce saved him from a life of crime, where Alfred is 100% on board the shit on Jason train. And pre-death Jason panels, I don’t remember seeing much of Alfred ones, just ones of dick and Jason and Jason and Bruce. Was Alfred’s opinion of Jason more or less the same? Fanon rlly warped Alfred&Jason into something near unrecognizable huh 😂

See the issue with Alfred and I've mentioned this before is that he's really just there to be what ever the current writer wants him to be so the way he acts can change drastically depending on who's writing him which means at times he can be nice to Jason even in canon we'll see the two of them bond or there's one time where alfred goes out of his way to save jason but then other times he's talking about jason being horrible and not worth bruces time and it's funny bc it just makes Alfred look worse imo like he's really two faced being nice to Jason's face but then instantly turning around and going ugh disgusting poor person

[halosmoon]

What would we do without him

[anycolouryoulike2]

Roger is red

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Zoe: in five months we're going to get sucked into the sun!

Jamie: we've only got food and water for three days...

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[honey-bri-books]

Omigod she's adorable. She's so bubbly and sweet and I can't wait to see her as Nora! 🥰

[historias-multorum]

"Don't get me wrong, making babies is fun- but you all do realize you have to actually RAISE these children right?"

[violettaforever]

i don't know how old lena is but she's this voice of reason in this crazy series and little me didn't appreciate her enough. so this adult me saying lena is amazing ♡

[ginstermoff]

On behalf of everyone on the continent I would like to thank Mother Nenneke for serving absolute cunt and being one of my favorite characters in fiction.

Total badass, kind, sweet, yet stern and never taking anyone's shit. Thank you so much, we're thrilled to have you here.

In this essay-

[lauralyndsey]

What I Do, What I Say (Advice Series): Part 2 – Listen to Yourself

Compromising Relationships There are many different personalities. There are people who can’t accept the truth and don’t speak the truth, people who deny the truth but want the truth, and people who don’t like it when people talk honestly and openly and then ignore you or refuse to communicate with you because they only see black and white or only see it their way. People in my life who are…

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[gildedlead]

Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glitchtrap has one more FNAF task for Vanessa..

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

i love it when they let jules be insane too

[unepersonnelouche]

This sounded funnier in my head at 2am… (based on the bye-lingual joke, obviously)

[raycatzdraws]

Local insomniac and amnesiac accidentally scare the ever living daylights out of each other for completely different and very personal reasons.

I like the headcanon that the chain end up sharing and learning each other's songs! (Whether on purpose or by accident in the case of Legend here. It also ties into how Wild knows a bunch of their songs in totk!)

As usual, there's some extras under the read more!

I started coloring and then decided not to! Anyways- Pink Link Pink Link! Wind and Legend are crafting~ Wind's making what I know from camp as a pirate's rope bracelet >:) (though the actual name of the craft is kumihimo!)