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Something something Donald was hot in this episode
#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#donald duck#bicon#the uncle ever actually#ducktales season 1#shadow war#we needed more sailor donald he was too cool#ducktales gif#gif set
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Thinking about Black Widow Luo Binghe.
Hear me out -- so just like in canon, Shen Qingqiu self-destructs to save Luo Binghe, dies, and Luo Binghe steals his body to put on ice while he looks for methods to resurrect him. But unlike in canon, staving off decomposition is simply not that doable for a matter of years, even with cultivation and Luo Binghe pouring qi into the process. The qi costs are still high, so is Xin Mo, and now Binghe also needs a special artifact that can actually preserve Shen Qingqiu, but that runs on blood sacrifices.
To get the thing working, Luo Binghe feeds it a bunch of prisoners from the Water Prison. Then he starts kidnapping cultivators to drain for his own qi reserves, but that's difficult, controversial, and he can't use the same victims for the blood sacrifice afterwards. Frankly, between one thing and another it would be easier to satisfy Xin Mo with dual cultivation, and focus on finding victims for Shizun's Snow White style glass preservation coffin without having to choose between using targets for one or the other. Especially given that, if he finesses it, Luo Binghe can extend the use of his sacrifices and get more out of them with fewer deaths that way.
He's pretty sure that Shizun would want fewer deaths.
Of course, he is not a fan of the logistics of the plan itself, but he'd do worse things to one day be reunited. He consoles himself that he's building up bedroom experience for one day being with Shen Qingqiu, and that it doesn't really count because his heart's not really in it, and also if Shizun got to spend all that time in brothels then it's only fitting that Luo Binghe be his equal in this as well. It still doesn't make it pleasant for him, but it makes him able to tolerate the necessity of it.
So Luo Binghe ends up marrying a string of rich and powerful figures -- mostly the villainous single fathers and mothers and evil uncles of harem members from PIDW, rather than their daughters -- and coming up with creative ways of making all their deaths a few months into the process look like accidents. After the third one people are undeniably wary of marrying him, but there's always someone with a big enough ego to think they'll be an exception, or stupid enough to believe that it really has just been so much bad luck up to that point. It helps that the universe is predisposed to let him hit it.
When SY wakes up in the shroom body and hears about Luo Binghe's succession of marriages, he's not surprised. What he is surprised by is the bisexual graveyard of toxic dilfs and milfs that has replaced the harem.
What did he do to cause that?!
And what does Luo Binghe mean that he wants to marry his own shizun now? Is this his new method of revenge??? Binghe, you don't have to marry someone to kill them!
#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#bingqiu#shen qingqiu trying to figure out if binghe somehow badly misconstrued the core concept of 'fuck marry kill'#also shang qinghua in this setting just like 'I don't know how we unlocked this mode where is the off button oh god'#at the same time like look he respects that his king has mixed feelings about his own evil uncle#but he's definitely throwing that dude onto the sacrificial marriage altar of bingbing's black widow spree#good luck linguang jun#rest in pieces i guess#sqh probably helps steer binghe in the direction of suitable targets in exchange for never ever becoming one himself lol#sha hualing pivots from 'you should marry me' to 'actually I think you should marry my dad'
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"new friend?"
Another day in neighborhood, another troublemaker in Howdy's bugdega
Explaining that he has a whole stack, stash and a box of things to do, "uncle Howdy" tells Lilly to go find someone else to play with, giving a couple of beloved by her tangerines, to sweeten the situation at least a bit.
Throwing out the peels Lilly finds something bizarre- more like someone??
They went to visit frogs later :]
That frog ribbited something too personal šš

Tiger cubs tend to bite others while playing, so does Lilly! (Nobody can escape the lil ankle biter!! Muhaha!!)

Her clown nose honks if you press on it! :]

so silly!!!! Gahhhh!!!! He better watch out for the claws though-

Being silly whole day is a hard job to do so they're taking a napšš

Goofy doodle of "the mandatory older sibling report in the end of the day" lmao (Sunny would think Robbie is just one of the countless itty bitty bugs Lilly befriends)
Robbie belongs to @clownsuu ! >:^]
#they'd play roblox together šš#Lilly finds another green uncle real not clickbait#those two live rent free in my brain so I just HAD to make them interact HUEHSHGH#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#welcome home oc#the silly siblings wh#lilly silly wh#welcome home howdy#howdy pillar#robbie robs#actually there's a reason behind Lilly seeing all bugs as friends#and why she longs for constant company#like obviously cuz she's a child and all that#but the other reason she doesn't realize or can't remember#and probably won't ever will#gotta befriend who you can when you live in the woods for long right??#anyways EXPLODES THEM W MY MIND /affectionately#wanted to do more doodles but I'm too burned out guhhhh
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This part in 250 is even funnier to me and makes more sense now that the manga is over and I know what I know.

First, I just want to say Sukuna was mad hilarious for trying to make small talk in the middle of a fight with Yuta and Yuji, of all people. That's what funny. This was probably the one time Sukuna actually tried casual conversation with Yuji.
Now, as to why this makes more sense to me (and funny still) is that of course, Yuta states they "cheated". They did.
They used trickery against Sukuna.
In this same chapter, at the end, Yuta uses Sukuna's Shrine (Cleave). It had been guessed at the time Rika consumed Sukuna's last finger which mind you, no one knew the location of besides Gojo who would maybe told the others later.
Sukuna also believed that until chapter 267 when we, like him, learns that Rika didn't consume his last finger.
Turns out, it was Yuji's ring finger (left) that Rika consumed for Yuta to use Sukuna's technique.
(Remember, Sukuna's technique is practically engraved in Yuji's body and also, now that I'm thinking about it even more... would that technique also be possibly an inherited technique given that they are sort of related?)
So, Yuta's line "we cheated" fits. As does Yuji's line of "hard work and determination".
Yuji did spend a whole month training to grasp how to use techniques and was determined so that he could get back Megumi and defeat Sukuna. And from that time to Shinjuku (December 24), they kept Yuji out of the loop of some things because of his connection to Sukuna.
Most likely, while he agreed to sacrifice a finger so that technique could be used, he may have thought it was because they didn't know where that last finger was. Someone may have even lied to him about that, too, to keep him from knowing thus keeping Sukuna from knowing they had the last finger that Nobara would later use against Sukuna.
#like when i took in account that sukuna actually is smiling while asking the boys one of them being yuji#'what you been up to' in the same tone almost like 'enjoying the weather today'#sukuna you don't want to know what they been up to for real stop š#first time ever for like 2 seconds when he actually is some uncle to yuji#FAKE!! YOU'RE FAKE!!#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk 250#jjk manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#sukuna ryomen#itadori yuji#yuji itadori#okkotsu yuta#yuta okkotsu
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BEACH OUTFIT š„š„š„š„
He used to surf the web back in 98'.
#the clothes were so difficult for no reason i kept having to edit them#i actually really like this one lol#cunty uncle type thing going on#Also i love the HC that he as a plush tummy thats so cute and im stealing it#i was about to give him flipflops until i realized he cant do that#He had a dolphin print shirt but it looked ugly with the shorts and i really wanted the striped shorts lol#deltarune spamton#spamton#spamton g spamton#spamton fanart#deltarune#deltarune chapter 2#i think it looks fine but still i hope it comes across he's resting his right arm on an invisible prop for the pose lol#there was a small little fella in the back of my mind who wanted to put him in a two piece but i couldnt sorry lmfao#edit: I forgot to write this out but I wanted to put it on any post bc i dont want to post a txt post just for this#but honestly he's gotta be some flavor of queer.#It doesnt matter to me which type all that much but I HC that even though he probably is#he has never been in a relationship and i dont think he ever will#he is so full of himself and he's kind of an ass tbh. That and i doubt he trusts anyone with what he's gone through#even if he got time to heal i dont think he'd ever trust someone enough to make a real relationship that way#Thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk#if you opened the tags here's your secret paragraph & im not sorry#BuwheArt
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need i say more š“
#back to the future#bttf#marty mcfly#michael j fox#my arts#how do i tag#this was gonna be my post yesterday before i saw the pic of crispin and lea lol. but i still liked it so yeah u guys can have it now :P#me when two marties at the same place on the same day š¤Æš¤Æ#also that second outfit is the funniest thing ever#pov ur in 1955. 1st pic when ur parent [read: āuncleā] dresses u vs 2nd pic when u dress urself#he felt so cool for what#silliest boy ever <3#also trying a slightly different style. idk if ill keep it? i was just trying stuff out w simplifying likeness etc#i dont think this is a v good example but i do have a proper headshot that i think actually looks like mjf so like. yah#we will see if/when i post that. im getting really off topic sorry bye
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When we fell in love, Destiny
Revisiting Record of Lodoss War and being smitten all over again.
#Record of Lodoss War#Deedlit#Parn#Fanart#referencing Leyendecker of cousre - bc my fav fantasy ever deserves that from me#my uncle gave me some issues of Grey Witch and Heroic Knight when i was a kid and it irrevocably changed my brain chemistry#also Parn is actually the most beautiful fantasy protaganist i've ever known there literally is no other like him#there was the briefest of moments when i considered doing this in pixel and then i promptly snapped back to my senses#-- i'd've been here forever šµ
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i need to hear more about this natemac wanting to kidnap mitchy at any possible moment
nate wanting to kidnap mitch comes from this interview excerpt from when they went to worlds together in 2017:
you can read the full article here
there's also this post that has some more moments of the two of them interacting, if you're curious!
#anon i am so sorry this ask is literally several months old š but hopefully this answers your question!#insane to me that the ontario hockey uncles want mitch dead#meanwhile every star in the league is like. if you don't want the mouse we will take him. hand him over.#like if you ever catch yourself wondering 'is mitch marner good at hockey'#just remember that if natemac had his way he'd already be on a plane to denver#mitch and his relentless energizer bunny personality is something that can actually be so personal!#mitch marner#nathan mackinnon#hockey lore#the asked and the answered
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itās the picture of diana in lawrenceās wallet with her arms wrapped around a dog, itās the horse riding awards in her bedroom and and the snake toy she has draped over her headboard .. itās adam who wanted so badly to be a vet, adam who loves cats and brings them saucers of milk despite there being barely anything in his fridge .. itās them bonding over their love of animals, diana showing adam her amazing animal facts book and adam asking for one every time he sees her, itās adam saving up his own money so he can surprise her with a trip to the zoo for their next adam-and-diana day when lawrence and alison are at work and need someone to watch her, itās him taking his camera, getting pictures of her with her favorite animals and developing them, itās diana telling adam she wants to be a vet when she grows up and him getting excited, grabbing lawrenceās stethoscope when diana says she wants to play vets and taking his job oh so seriously when diana says that heās gotta be her assistant, itās .. its ..
#sorry for getting a little sick in the head about adam being the best stepdad ever as if its my fault#ohhhhhhhhhhh. its all a little too much for me#starts sobbing in a terrible nd agonising sort of way right after pressing post#good god man. talking to self#get a grip#chainshipping#diana gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#š¹#no way in hell lawrence dr gordon md has a dog they do not have pets. maybe hed be ok w a rabbit#uhoh motifs cant stop wont stop#that dog is definitely an uncles or an aunts i just dont see in any universe lawrence having a dog or even a cat unless adam is involved#unless in some sort of fun au lawence finds a cat nd takes it to vet adam for the plot but otherwise no#n e way !#amazing animal facts was published in 2003 so it checks out actually#i checked for the post nd everything i take this all very seriously you know
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#queued#fuelling my antimagath propoganda bc its actually insane people think he acts like a father to gabi+falco#well meaning but shitty uncle status at best#aot#zeke yeager#i wonder if zekeās ever just grabbed reiner why he was still crying and like forcibly dragged him over to where they needed to be#also this is why zeke hates reiner#zeke jaeger#attack on titan#snk#shingeki no kyojin#reiner braun
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i may not be into fauxcest but i am absolutely a friend of the family
#does this make sense????#like i genuinely cannot be involved in those dynamics myself as much as i actually would love it#(and i would have loads of fun!! but my nervous system hates it so i Do Not want to be in a dynamic like that)#but i am that family friend whos maybe an aunt or uncle or something of the sort even tho they're literally not related#nd everyone affirms regularly they Are Not blood related but still loved as family a#but they're invited to the family gatherings and know yalls birthdays and your mom/sister/whoever tells them your dirty secrets sometimes#and they love you so much. indecipherable from your family. but if anyone ever asked you'd go āwell thats not REALLY my aunt but you know.#family friends.ā and yeah#anyway im not making this rbable bc i dont feel like having ppl get weird ab this but also like#this has been rotating in my head for DAYS#(also pls dont suggest i try these kinds of dynamics again ik from experience its not for me!! but this is where i can engage also and i#think its a really fun concept)
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#like sure Colin Robinson is an actual energy vampire#but have you ever heard Uncle Colm talk#he definitely does it on purpose as well#derry girls#uncle colm#erin quinn#orla mccool#clare devlin#michelle mallon#james maguire#sister michael#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#colin robinson#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#who would win in a fight#tv
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*grinds my teeth together and pretends to be normal about people reducing Bilbo taking Frodo in to simply a Bagginshield thing with zero regard to Frodo as a character save how he can be compared to Thorin or Bilbo and zero regard for the deeper reasons why Bilbo might have been compelled to take in a young hobbit at that stage in his life*
#manā¦..#frodo baggins#bilbo baggins#itās happening a LOT in Bilbo and Frodoās tags rn#why would that be the only reason Bilbo thought to take Frodo in???#im POSITIVE there was more than one blue eyed brown haired child in the Shire. yāall have to go a little deeper!!!#once again reducing Bilbo to the mourning widower with absolutely nothing else!!! maybe Frodoās PERSONALITY WAS INTERESTINGā¦#Frodo is not Bilbo and Thorinās love child!!!!! he had parents!!! isnāt it a cooler story to have that complication????#like itās fine to call attention to similarities but the thing is Iāve only ever seen Frodoās appearance being cited as the ONLY reason.#that being reminded of Thorin would be the only reason Bilbo would take Frodo in#itās also putting Bilbo in much more of a fatherly role than I think he actually was in canonā Frodo called him āuncleā for a reason!#I donāt at all mind some fan imaginings and such. itās just when people reduce these stories to such 2 dimensional angst plots#Iām bitching a lot on here but man itās sad when the majority of people just are fine with engaging in shallower and more trope driven ways#then actually taking the story and all it has to offer with merit and working with it
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dancing queen(s)
#drawing outfits for cassie is actually so cool#she's the most stylish kid ever#and she has her uncles and aunts to thank for that#if it was up to regulus her clothes would be mostly monotone (it's all he knows guys)#and if it was up to james she would be in pijamas every second of the day#so yeah#marauders fandom#the marauders#marauders era#marauders#slytherin skittles#artists on tumblr#digital art#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#james potter#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#regulus black#hi james girl dad hiiii#she has regulus' hair color but james' curls
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Brainroth moment:
Realized I could call my auntās house the āAGS Houseā for the initials of my aunt, grandma, and uncle
#final fantasy 7#ffvii#ags#brainrot moment#ff7#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#crisis core#ff7 ever crisis#s for my uncleās actual name (and A cause i donāt really ever address them as my aunt and uncle in person)
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Every day I get closer to making an unhinged behemoth of a post listing all of the things about Kaeya and his possible connections to mythology & stuff that I notice but NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BRING UP IN THEIR THEORIES
(edit: OMG I reached the tag limit I'm so sorry)
#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#the unhinged behemoth of a post would also include all the reasons I DON'T think Kaeya is up to anything nefarious#if I see 1 more ākaeya will betray usā or ākaeya is allied with the abyssā theory ISTG I'm gonna break something#also WHY. WHY IS NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY MENTIONING THE POSSIBILITY THAT#EVEN IF KAEYA IS WORKING āWITHā THE ABYSS ORDER#IT'S AS A DOUBLE AGENT?!?!!?#LIKE HE'S GETTING INTEL FROM THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF FEEDING IT TO THE KNIGHTS OR TO DILUC OR SOMETHING#AND HE'S ALSO STABBING THE ABYSS ORDER IN THE BACK#IT'S A SNEAKY TACTIC THAT'S NOT EXACTLY HONOURABLE AND PUTS HIM VERY MUCH IN HARM'S WAY BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE#HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST KAEYA THING EVER?!?!?#WHY AM I SEEMINGLY THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!#I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS#also why is no one bringing up Kaeya's possible connections to king Arthur???#I mean HELLO?! secret possible royal lineage raised as a ward/foster child/adopted child of a noble family alongside an older brother?!!#and why aren't more people talking about Kaeya's connections to Lord Krishna???#again spirited away from his actual family to be raised in another family alongside an older brother figure who has less chill than him???#not to mention peacock feather imagery and being pitted against an evil uncle#if you believe that Clothar is Kaeya's uncle rather than a direct ancestor#there is so much more I could bring up and I'm not even an expert in any of this nor am I the best at research#but I should probably save those for an actual post#plus I don't want to flood these tags more than I have#I have so so so many things to say about Kaeya#he lives in my heart rent free he makes me feel and think so much he is truly the most beloved of all my beloveds#truly the blorbo of all time for me#if even 1 person expresses interest in all my theory-esque thoughts on Kaeya I will have won at life#this is an invitation guys please ask me to talk more about kaeya
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