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feeling very normal about matthew and joe tonight :,)
i'll give you one fucking guess who he's looking at
the 2360 bond is so important to me... kniesy going up to joey when he first got called up to the team asking for Guidance and joey is like 'actually i just got here too :)' so they end up having to figure out what it means to be rookies in the nhl together. becoming such good friends they end up attached at the hip and you rarely see one without the other. sharing the same (ridiculous) nickname. coming up with silly little pregame rituals because i guess you need to spend time together before a game to feel settled. complimenting each other constantly. always standing up for one another. someone knocks into joey? kniesy is going to kill them and then loving help him to his feet. someone hurts kniesy? well okay, now no one is allowed to score. have fun getting shutout. planning to take cooking classes together. going to a bee exhibit because why not. figuring out what your future is going to look like together. being a solid support for the other to lean on. the most tender heartwrenching post game goalie hugs of all time. all very mundane things that we should all feel very normal about!
#the bee exhibit thing still kills me. i'm 90% sure that was kniesy being a supportive bf and taking an active interest in joey's hobbies.#thank you for this ask anon i too am feeling very normal about them#it's the way they balance each other out and seem to genuinely delight in spending time together that gets me...#(and of course the vaguely homoerotic post game goalie hugs that they REFUSE to show us half the time...)#2360#the asked and the answered
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Hi, I hope you're doing well. ❤️ I'm writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for help. My family is in a very danger situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them. 😢 Could you please share my campaign post from my profile? Each share could be a lifeline for my family. 🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like. Our campaign has been verified by operation olive branch, and is entry number 26 on their spreadsheet. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.
of course! just reblogged.
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
#wrapped#public libraries#privacy#we DO have aggregated statistics and you will be seeing those in January because we calculate them at the actual end of the year#just sayin#everything else is in a vault that is purged regularly and the answer to anyone asking to see it is 'come back with a warrant'
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
#this is about people who show up in the replies asking shit that has already been answered in the replies#this is about people who show up in reblogs asking people to explain very obvious things to them that'd take one second of listening to#others' experiences to be aware of#For the love of god if you're presented with information or turns of ohrase that conflict with your personal experience don't just sit down#Consider that perhaps things unlike you exist and that things that are one way for you may be different for others#This isn't difficult you just need to stop centering yourself as the only point of reference you have#you're not. There is so much more than you out there. And you can hold it and know it#you just need to get the FUCK OVER YOURSELF#fucking christ#mumblr#problemnyatic thoughts
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as soon as the disorders stop disordering and the disability stops debilitating I will be so unstoppable powerful forever
#lighthearted#sara shush#sorry if i havent answered asks or checked my mentions i am everywhere all at once a lot
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clothes shopping!
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what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
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Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.
https://gofund.me/71c9635a
just reblogged your main fundraiser post!
#my budget is very tight atm but if anyone has the means to donate please do#a note that this fundraiser isn't verified yet but based on other ppl's comments in the tags it appears to be legitimate#the asked and the answered
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Hello 👋🌸,
I hope you're well. Dr. Farhat's family urgently needs our help due to the ongoing violence. Please share and support the "Save Dr. Farhat's family from genocide in Gaza" campaign. Every share makes a difference.
Link: https://gofund.me/e9f9ce20
Thank you so much for any support you can provide 💖.
With gratitude,
Dr. Farhat's Family 🌹
Verified campaign #248 by @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi.
boosting and will reblog the main fundraiser post in a moment!
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Baffled.
#personal#not art#like how do you arrive at this conclusion#what beliefs?#the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism#Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China#don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering
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i need to hear more about this natemac wanting to kidnap mitchy at any possible moment
nate wanting to kidnap mitch comes from this interview excerpt from when they went to worlds together in 2017:
you can read the full article here
there's also this post that has some more moments of the two of them interacting, if you're curious!
#anon i am so sorry this ask is literally several months old 😭 but hopefully this answers your question!#insane to me that the ontario hockey uncles want mitch dead#meanwhile every star in the league is like. if you don't want the mouse we will take him. hand him over.#like if you ever catch yourself wondering 'is mitch marner good at hockey'#just remember that if natemac had his way he'd already be on a plane to denver#mitch and his relentless energizer bunny personality is something that can actually be so personal!#mitch marner#nathan mackinnon#hockey lore#the asked and the answered
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Hello 👋🌸,
I hope you're well. Dr. Farhat's family urgently needs our help due to the ongoing violence. Please share and support the "Save Dr. Farhat's family from genocide in Gaza" campaign. Every share makes a difference.
Link: https://gofund.me/e9f9ce20
Thank you so much for any support you can provide 💖.
With gratitude,
Dr. Farhat's Family 🌹
Verified campaign #248 by @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi.
just reblogged! if anyone has the means to support please do.
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Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?
The media: Did You Know That You Are Old
#zero voters benefited from them asking this question#but a thousand media ceos evidently were frothing at the mouth to find out the answer#it was literally the first 5 questions. are they well#us politics#biden 2024#mine
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i scratch you, you scratch me 🤝 a pair of warm and cute Eohippus for this cold winter
#what's up with the sudden obsession witn early horses u ask?#the answer is: i don't know#barghestland#art#artists on tumblr#paleoart#paleoland#eohippus
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