#the umberella academy season 3

[zero-in-kyoto]

[Dance to forget] Five x reader

tags/warnings: Slight alcohol mentions, season 3 spoilers, cringe, unfunny jokes, no beta we die like klaus, I was bored, no prominent romantic interactions so it can be taken platonic.

[Dance to forget]

The lights were bright and everyone was enjoying themselves at Sloane and Luther’s wedding. Drinking, dancing, conversing, however there was some underlying tension in the air. Throughout Viktor, Allison, and a stressed Five, who was drinking down beers like it was nothing. His tolerance must be high. You slid into the seat next to him and too drunk beer. It burned and you coughed it up. “How do people enjoy drinking this stuff?” You cough out, and Five starts patting you back to help. Yet he still seemed so deep it thought.

You poked him then knocked on his head like it was a door , and he recoiled as a response then turned to you with an unamused expression. “What’s going on upstairs? You’re thinking so hard, you’re sweating. Your mind must be in a track meet.” You question and joke with him. He drunk more of his beer before throwing the bottle in a corner, it shattering, and momentarily getting everyone’s attention. Everyone turned to look at you both, rather Five, for about 16 seconds before returning to what they were doing.

“There was no need to do something so melodramatic.” You subconsciously scolded him for doing that. “It’s not like it matters. Nothing we do matters anymore.” He muttered, and what he said made you double take. It was true, however it felt weird hearing him sound so crushed. Fair enough though, they’d saved the world several times and there wasn’t a lot to do this time around but just wait till the all withered away with the rest of the hotel. 

you chugged down a beer, and got another to chug down. Five stopped you from chugging down the second. “Slow down, alcohol poisoning would be a much more unpleasant death.” You retract the drink from the lips and unexpectedly grab his hand and take him to the floor to dance. You had drunk just enough to be tipsy. “What are you doing?” He growled out.

“We are.. going to dance to get you out your bad mood.”

“I don’t dance.”

“Me neither, but we are now.”

I grabbed his hands and placed them on my waist and I put mine on his shoulder. At this angle, I could truly appreciate how beautiful this wedding was set up. The lights and all the white combining together.

“Just try to mirror me, okay?” You mumble softly with a bit of hesitance on your ability to make it work, hardly even knowing to dance yourself.

You stepped back, and he stuttered a step forward. He looked down, and you giggled. “Don’t worry about it too much. You’ve got it. Just focus okay.” You said to him to soothe him.

He looked up at you and just seemed to zone out, all he could hear was the clicking on both of your shoes, and muffled out music as he was drowning it out. It surely was distracting him, so much so that he truly was not and it pained him to think about anything but dancing with you. However, things were on his mind, how could there not be? It’s not that he wanted his mind to work overtime, to prolong his work, but he just couldn’t help but to think that there was more that could have been done.

You smiled, and continued dancing, the light sparkled in your eyes. It was trippy to look at. In fact, it made you quite dizzy. You both stepped back, but this time you tripped really hard, but he managed to catch you.

“Careful, dumbass.”

“That was.. amazing.. thank you, shithead..” you mumble.

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goofy ahhh.. I wrote this at 12am and posted it after finishing it. Sorry it’s lowkey bad LMFAO. Love yaaa, hope to write some more for you guys soon, requests open!! Btw is there a specific way to do that? I’ve never written on here before this and I’m confused LOL.

[fudgetunblr]

Not me rewatching season 2 and 3 of the umberella academy only to then rewatch season 1. I just don’t think I’ve ever rewatched the first season, and I wanna be prepared for season 4.

[shsl--fangirl]

Okay, since Klaus is near-immortal then that means there's at least one timeline where he decided to resurrect himself by the time Five jumped to the future in the prime timeline. This meaning, there is a timeline where these two idiots are having a post-apocalyptic road trip together

[allmyfandombrainrot]

I've gotten a few people asking me to translate Five's conversation in Italian with Dolores (@fantasticwolfpenguin @lilapittsownsme @shadowisbored) so here it is :)

Five: Dolores?

Dolores: Five my love, I've missed you. So much. (Cinque mio amor, mi sei mancato. Così tanto.)

Five: I've missed you too, my angel. More than you could imagine. Come to me... (Mi sei mancata anche tu, angelo mio. Più di quanto di possa immaginare. Vieni da me...)

[randomhuman45]

Klaus: I'll do anything for your love and attention Reggie!!!!

Reginald: Hmmm, really? Let's play catch then.

Klaus: Really????

Reginald: Yes of course!

Klaus: Perfect you know I was really starring to think that this might be a trap or so-

Reginald: *Kills Klaus like 50 times*

Klaus to his siblings: Omg you guys! He's a changed man!!!

[supernaturalfangirlworld]

I can’t take allison. And not because she is “evil”. But because she is being incredibly stupid. Even if harlan didn’t kill their mothers claire wouldn’t exist. How would she? Seriously who knows where allison would live. She probably wouldn’t have met him. And even if she did, would she be as powerful? Because i remember that she i heard a rumoured her ex-husband into loving her. So no claire wouldn’t exist either way. I understand that she is grieving. And i guess she needed someone to blame. But i have no idea why she thought claire would be there in the first place.

Also the SA was way to much. And it wasn’t really the first time because someone that was forced to love her can’t really consent can they?

[2cool1002]

I love that this season was about “the reset” and that’s what they do to Allison. They take away Ray and Claire which were the reason for her character development in the other two seasons and they take away her crutch Luther. Allison is reduced to pretty much nothing and her siblings think she’ll be fine because “she was always the nicest” or some other reason. Then, just like when she was a kid, Reginald asks her to stand by and watch as her siblings’ power is taken.

[mister-girl]

I just wanna see Klaus kick someone’s ass in season 3 Is that so much to ask for

[inprogress-predicament]

[noddlezoddle]

ASHTRAY IS IN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY????

[zero-in-kyoto]

I so badly want to make a fix it fix for season 4 but that shit so broken I literally can’t fix it. I’m so displeased. I had the shittiest week ever and waited till 12 to watch it thinking “Shit, life had disappointed me, but Umbrella academy sure won’t.” I was so damn wrong. Everything about it was wrong and I swear I can’t write a fic for it.. I tried but only could manage to do season 3. Get Trumps shooter in the room so he can hit everyone but his target🙏🏾 thank you for reading.

[toddsperm]

wait…. what name would five use if he ever enrolled to school??

like would he still keep his name as five or pick another one

[malecacidd]

I don't think this is what the fandom meant when they said bring back Dave

[queercreati]

Season 3 Prediction, Part 4:

Diego: So, um, tell me. Are you single? 

Sparrow! Lila: Uh... 

Patch: Who the fuck are you?

Time Comission! Lila: They’re not single fyi 

Diego: And you? 

Time Comission! Lila: *Nervous laughter*

[allmyfandombrainrot]

As an Italian I'm CRYING at Five and Dolores speaking my lenguage out of fucking nowhere but also as a Five stan I'm winning so hard rn

[randomhuman45]

Everyone: dance battles to Footloose

Us: Omg this is great!

Diego: *ends hallucination*

Us: Oh....Oh, that was....that was all fake...none of it...oh, okay

Writers: Wait you thought that made sense in the story line???

Us: Whaaaaaaaaat nooooooooo, what....what makes you say that?????