#Allison Hargreeves

[kitkatopinions]

[laurrelise]

the way tom and david look at each other. i’m going to be physically ill

[raggabashie]

“Lila – “It pisses people off. That’s why I do it.”” Is the most Lila things I’ve ever read and I love it XD

🥣 The Great Cereal Before Milk vs. Milk Before Cereal Debate – Hargreeves Family Chaos Edition

Oh. Oh.

This started as a casual question.

Now? It’s a full-blown war.

Sides are forming. Arguments are escalating.

Someone (probably Diego) is about to throw something.

🔥 The Teams – Who Pours What First?

🥣 Team “Cereal First” (The Logical Ones)

Five – “Who the hell pours milk first? What kind of psychopath—”

You – “Exactly! Cereal first, like a normal person.”

Diego – “Yeah, because you need to SEE how much cereal you have before adding milk.”

Allison – “It’s just basic science.”

Ben – “Thank you. Finally, people with common sense.”

Main Arguments:

✔ “How do you know how much milk to pour if you don’t even have cereal in the bowl yet?”

✔ “You need crunch—not sad, soggy milk mush.”

✔ “This is how cereal was MEANT to be eaten.

🥛 Team “Milk First” (The Agents of Chaos)

Luther – “It prevents splashing!”

Klaus – “It’s ✨aesthetic✨.”

Lila – “It pisses people off. That’s why I do it.”

Viktor – “…I just don’t like my cereal floating.”

Main Arguments:

✔ “If you pour milk first, it keeps the cereal crisp on top.”

✔ “It’s cleaner. No mess. No splash.”

✔ “Cereal floating in milk feels wrong.”

✔ “Why are you all SO MAD about this?”

🔥 The Debate Begins 🔥

Five, pointing aggressively at Klaus: “Milk first? Really? You disgust me.”

Klaus, shrugging: “Listen, I live to bring chaos.”

Diego, glaring at Luther: “You’re the LAST person I expected to betray me. WE LITERALLY LOVE THE SAME CEREAL BRAND!”

Luther, defensive: “It’s efficient!

Lila, grinning: “I just like watching all of you lose your minds.”

You, pointing at Lila: “So you’re ADMITTING it’s wrong.”

Lila, smirking: “I never said that.”

Ben, crossing his arms: “This shouldn’t even be a debate. Cereal first is OBJECTIVELY correct.”

Viktor, raising an eyebrow: “Then why do you all look so pressed?”

Allison, nodding: “Exactly. The fact that this argument is even HAPPENING means milk-first people know they’re wrong.”

Klaus gasps dramatically. “I feel so attacked.”

🥊 The Fight Escalates

Someone (probably Diego) throws a spoon.

Klaus retaliates by throwing a whole gallon of milk.

Five dodges it and teleports behind him.

“Oh, you wanna play dirty?”

Luther, still trying to make logical points while covered in cereal:

“Technically, milk-first gives you better control over milk-to-cereal ratio—”

Diego: “SHUT UP, TRAITOR.”

Lila, already pouring milk into a bowl just to piss people off.

You, physically restraining Five from committing an actual murder.

Ben and Allison just standing to the side, shaking their heads.

Viktor, watching the chaos unfold: “Is this really the dumbest thing we’ve ever fought about?”

Five, mid-teleport attack: “It’s up there.”

🔥 Final Verdict – The Cereal War Will Never End

✔ Nobody changes their mind.

✔ Everyone is now covered in milk and cereal.

✔ Five refuses to let it go. Lila keeps doing it to annoy him.

✔ Reginald walks in, takes one look, and immediately leaves.

thank you for reading!

xoxo, B

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.

[kidovna]

happy umbrella academy eve!! (redrew this)

[stevenrogered]

#siblings

[mndvx]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — Final Season, August 8 2024

[twobraincells-art]

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

[5five5five5five5five5five]

new fan here, finding out this image exists. im in love with it.

people in comments said that five needed a sweater but my hc is that everyone lost a bet and he won. he looks so smug.

[lookingforhappy]

do you ever think about how the siblings died in the house where they were abused, that they were never able to reclaim from that abuse

how luther died still stuck in that house, having failed to live outside it and failed to make it a home

how diego valued the people more than the house, and yet he dies without his mother or children, with a wife and brother who cheated him

how allison spent her life building new families with new homes, but was dragged back to the house she was abused in to die there

how klaus spent almost every day there high or drunk, but once he was sober he died there

how five spent 45 years longing to go home, to feel safe there, but home was where he died

how viktor ran as far as he could from that house but ended up dying there anyway

how lila searched her whole life for family and comfort and belonging, and instead died in a strangers home

[velvet4510]

In s1, Five tells Allison he wants to live long enough to meet Claire.

In s4, Five and Claire never interact.

This is the most consistent show of all time, WOW!

[moon-trees]

Season 4 of tua is the opposite of fan service. Fan disservice if you will.

[suzieloveships]

Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy got me like

[vodakstr8tnogay]

[ambafaerie]

The first thing Klaus took from that box was Dave’s dog tags and they just don’t talk about it. Viktor has trouble committing to relationships and this problem is not further elaborated upon. Ray’s abandonment is used as a dig against Allison. Luther seems to have given up searching for Sloane and only mentions her once. Diego and Lila are not content with family life and an unnecessary love triangle is formed between them and Five. The writers absolutely had no interest writing captivating personal drama or stakes for the Hargreeves in their final season.

[stevenrogered]

finding out about family drama that doesn’t involve you