#the twins are the only ones left

[ffwix]

I see a pattern…

!News! Today or tomorrow I’ll submit the second pages of the comic, depends how much work I have.

Also, I’m gonna be doing smiling critters OC art for free for a little while, perhaps for two weeks or so. Send them in my inbox or tag me and I’ll make sure to check it.

[kovalitics]

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You ever start a conversation with someone and get distracted, only to finish it hours later?

[hoofpeet]

Re: archeops imitating voices: what if it learned to say cute things like “hello”, “wanna treat?” And “I love you”

Ough.. I feel like having a large & dumb bird be able to talk could backfire in some ways

[kai-nyktos]

what if bill is jealous of the pine family because they remind him that he doesn’t get to have a happy family because he burned them all. and ford having almost gone down the same path as him (unappreciatedly smart, weird, outcasted, and then gaining access to greater knowledge and almost destroying the world) but stops and saves his family even after all the shit that’s happened (this is the one timeline where both dipper and mabel survive, after all). he gets to be happy. they all get to be happy, together.

he must hate them as much as he hates himself, doesn’t he?

[oh-no-its-bird]

I kind of ended up w a small pile of Hatake ocs and lore to fill the early konoha timeline void, and a big thing is like. They all die to preserve the narrative. A lot of them very young bc again, made to fill the time line, so logically, there had to be some Hatake kids/teenagers who met an unfortunate end.

So I'm kinda sitting here considering a 4 part fic where each chapter revolves around a specific Hatake and their inevitable death, w maybe a bonus chapter at the end being about Sakumo

"Death of the Wolves," the unfortunate end of the Hatake's, told in 4 parts

The Hatake's helped set the Konoha standard rule of "a team can only be made up of so many % of one clan" (with special exceptions) after a large chunk of them got sent on a mission together bc of their specializations and all wound up dead, wiping out a solid 90% of the clan in one night.

Actually, expanding on that bc the tragedy is so good -> I already established that in my time line, the Hatake head, Haruka (Sakumo's mother, Tobirama and Hashirama's aunt) died under a week after Tobirama's death, and she would have lead that failed mission. Does that mean one of Hiruzen's first acts as war time Hokage resulted in the accidental slaughter of his beloved dead Sensei's mother's clan? That's amazing actually, so much drama there. I bet him Danzo and Kagami argued like crazy after that monumental fuck up, probably went on to define how he feels ab being Hokage / what that entails. Fun times!

Anyways, I'd also be very interested in exploring early konoha politics n stuff. Especially from the multiple views of not the people in charge of making the village but the ones who are living in it. The view from the ground up, instead of looking down from the tower. The younger generations being brought to this new village, going from their isolated clan lands to suddenly being surrounded by others their age from different clans, possible for the first time ever depending on their age and their clans level of secrecy.

Also, I really wanna poke at the outsider pov of Madara and other founders— but mostly Madara bc I find his downfall very fun to think about, especially from the POV of someone not in his clan.

I'm so in love w the take of the Hatake's being fond of Madara bc "he'd make a very good Hatake." Something about the two tropes of the Uchiha being a clan that loves love and the Hatake being a clan w similar values when it comes to family and loyalty just meshes so well.

Comedy moment where Haruka is weirdly insistent on Madara potentially marrying into the clan, not even for the politics or anything but specifically bc she NEEDS a cute squishy Hatake baby with his massive hair. She NEEDS IT, MADARA.

Anyways also just the early konoha inter clan drama but like. From the eyes of the clan kids. The Uchiha kids seem to be having some sort of terf war with the Senju— but it was interrupted by the Hyuuga, and now the Senju and Uchiha kids are somehow banding together against the Hyuuga? But oh no now the Nara kids are teaming up w the Hyuuga, and the Hatake kid (singular bc there's literally only like 1) seems to have an actual blood feud going on with the Hyuuga clan heir— but the older Hatake teenagers are fond of the Hyuuga's baby clan heir so it's just a mess. All the clan drama but with none of the tragedy bc everyone involved is a child.

Meanwhile the older clan members are somehow bonding over their children's fights bc they're all struggling to pull them away, or going "what the fuck do you mean you teamed up with the SENJU??" Then sharing a disbelieving Look(tm) w the opposing Senju's parents before realizing what they just did and having a crisis of faith ab it

Meanwhile the teenagers are having a wonderful time, especially those from smaller more isolated clans like the Hatake. There's so much romantic drama, there's probably a whole shinobi soap opera happening in that direction. Hormonal shinobi teenagers from opposing clans just got dropped into the same dating pool it's gonna be a MESSSS.

Even funnier if you take crumbs from my senju weed empire au and like. Some of these clans regularly smoke n stuff. Meanwhile other clans have never touched a psychedelic in their life. Some are especially vulnerable to drugs due to heightened senses (Orochi, Inuzuka, Hatake) while others have been smoking since they were younger and have an insane tolerance and very much distorted views of a reasonable amount of weed to smoke (Senju, Nara, Shiranui) There is no way in hell that goes well. Someone is going to get fucked up in a MAJOR way.

Well-intentioned Nara accidentally gets a bunch of dog wired guys and one snake high out of their fucking minds, the high lasts a full week for some of them and one sometimes wonders if they ever really came down from it

Anyways I got a bit off track but yeah! Early Konoha fic that revolves around the daily lives of differently aged Hatake ocs, taking a look from different angles of Konoha and all the silly clan drama and daily lives of an early Konoha shinobi— each chapter being different degrees of generally lighthearted, but ending in the Hatake's death. The fact that each Hatake is in with a different crowd and is a different age would make it even more fun and easier to explore the different layers Konoha has to offer! It's for sure on my list of things I wanna write

(Also I'd really love to have it just so I can point to it as a good introduction for my Hatake ocs. I love tricking people into learning ab my ocs it's great)

[sesamenom]

co-high kings galadriel & celeborn

since elrond doesn't want the kingship, galadriel & celeborn are the eldest in middle-earth of the lines of Olwe and Elmo respectively. olwe is older but hes the king of the teleri not specifically doriath sindar so there might be some dispute between which line the sindarin high kingship jumps to, but they very conveniently happen to already be married and so can skip all that and just be twice the headache for sauron

[baphometsss]

if i see one more post about how solas/mythal/elgar'nan had a weird love triangle thing going on i'm gonna scream

[imogenkol]

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[stupidvillainousposts]

The Resounding Concensus was "Yes", so Here's Some Ford Bonding with the Pups

*Keep in mind that every previous interaction between these three was in a group setting. Dipper and Mabel react to Ford in incredibly different ways when they're alone with him.

Mabel, a serious look on her face: Now, you're a Duke, and I'm a Princess. You're below me, so you have to bow and say "yes" to anything I want.

Ford, dressed in a hand sewn suit: Mhm. Got it.

Mabel: Good. Now, go get me water.

Ford: You have two working legs, why can't you just-

Mabel: YOU ARE A DUKE!

Ford: *Groans* Fine. *Leaves to Get the Water*

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Dipper, chewing on a bone: *Wags His Tail and Grumbles Happily*

Ford, watching with fascination: Has your bite strength increased because of the transformation?

Dipper: *Ignores the Question*

Ford, crouching down: Dipper, do you think I could study the dental marks on your-

Dipper: *Snarls and Barks Aggressively at Ford*

Ford: *Scrambles Back in Shock*

Dipper: *Huffs and Skulks Off with His Bone*

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Mabel: Great Uncle Ford? Can I paint your claws?

Ford: I... don't have claws. I have nails.

Mabel: Okay. Can I paint those?

Ford: What color?

Mabel: Seafoam Green.

Ford: Yeah, sure. Why not?

Mabel: *Squeals and Rushes to Get the Nail Polish*

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Ford: So... what do you like to do for fun?

Dipper: *Ignores Ford*

Ford: Oh, come on, kid! I'm trying to bond with you!

Dipper: And I'm trying to ignore you, but it looks like we're both failing at our jobs, huh?

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Ford: Are you sure we're making this cake right? I don't think the recipe calls for... oak leaves.

Mabel, confidently: Yep! They'll add crunch!

Ford: Mabel... I don't think most people like their cake to have "crunch".

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Dipper: *Casually Walks Into the Kitchen*

Mabel: Dipper! Wanna help make a cake?

Dipper: *Wags His Tail Slightly* Okay!

Mabel: Great! You can help Great Uncle Ford with-

Dipper, instantly turning around: Nevermind, just remembered I have something else I gotta do.

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Mabel: Dipper, I don't know what your beef is with Great Uncle Ford, but it's gotta stop! You're making him sad!

Dipper: So what?

Mabel: Dipper, how do you think Papa Stan would feel if he found out you were being a big jerk to his brother?

Dipper: Ugh! Fine!

-One Hour Later-

Dipper, sniffing the air for Ford: *Finds Ford Sitting Silently on the Front Porch Step* Huh? *Walks Outside and Sits a Few Feet Away From Ford* What are you doing?

Ford: *Sighs* Reflecting.

Dipper: Reflecting?

Ford: *Chuckles Softly* Yeah, just... thinking about the past. Imagining what would have happened if I hadn't started that fight with Stanley. If I hadn't... *Trails Off and Sighs Again*

Dipper: *Hums* Papa Stan says that thinking about the past too much will make your head explode.

Ford: *Snickers* That sounds like something my brother would say. He was always the funny one. Gosh, I never would have made it as far as I did in life without him.

Dipper: *Smiles and Wags His Tail* You really missed Papa Stan, didn't you?

Ford: More than anything.

Dipper: *Stands Up and Runs Inside for a Moment*

Ford: Did I just get ditched?

Dipper: *Returns with His Favorite Bone* You can look at it. *Hands the Bone to Ford*

Ford, genuinely touched: *Gently Holds the Bone* Thank you. But you didn't have to-

Dipper: Consider it a gift.

Ford: For?

Dipper: *Hugs Ford as Tight as He Can* Loving Papa Stan. *Leans Back and Bumps His Nose Against Ford's* Well, it's late! I should get in bed before Papa Fidds gets mad. Goodnight! *Runs Back Inside*

Ford: *Stares at the Bone, Trying Not to Tear Up* Yeah... goodnight.

[kaeyachi]

One of my favorite tropes/HCs is that Kaeya and Diluc have more than a year of age gap (around 2-3 years)

Kaeya would have always been smaller than Diluc their entire youth, maybe even up until Diluc's 18th birthday, because Kaeya would just have started his sudden growth spurt at that time.

Diluc must have started knights training young considering he became a captain by 14, so of course Kaeya would soon prefer to start training early as well just to be with Diluc more.

This would, of course, turn everything that occurs later even more tragic.

Kaeya, still in his mid-teens, would lose another father.

Diluc, in rage and disbelief, attacking Kaeya and immediately regretting it once he saw how young the other looked against his raging flames.

Diluc making the hard decision of leaving to learn more about their father's death (because no one else would, and who else better to do it than himself). Kaeya telling him when and how to go.

Diluc selling the manor, their childhood home, and Kaeya having no say in it simply because he is not of age.

Kaeya also having no say in business proceedings other than letting his opinions known

Diluc returning home only to see Kaeya who had become an alcoholic in his time of absence (and him wondering how this happened)

(note: With this age gap, at the start of the game, Kaeya would have just been 19/20 for Diluc's 22/23. Kaeya would be 15/16 when Diluc left.)

[hauntingblue]

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

[joskippy]

Tv glow has officially earned its way to the spot of movies that left me stuck with a overwhelming sense of dread so intense I felt sick hours after my viewing

[astro-b-o-y-d]

How pissed do you think Shermie was when he found out about what really happened with Stan and Ford???

[doverstar]

an absolute wave of homesickness for Doctor Who (2005) series 1-2 just about knocks me over at the quietest moments of my little life

[cozylittleartblog]

HII I GOT MY POSTERS (the sari and jet twins) AND I LOVE THEM AND YOU’RE SO COOL!!

YAY!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM <3 THANK YOU

[billgenbrough]

I can make AUs that you've never dreamed of, sweetheart