birdyboiwren

[birdyboiwren]

Just wanna be used until I'm a brainless whore

Ugh I crave a dick in allof my holes

I just wanna be a free use whore so baaaaaaaad

Ugh I'm drunk and I wanna get railed in the bar bathroom so bad

Get pissed in, railed until I'm a complete mess. 🥵🥵🥵

I wanna be groped and grabbed and filled

Gonna smoke when I get home too 🫣

[birdyboiwren]

I just wanna be an easy hole for anyone who wants it

Pliable and horny as FUCK

I wanna be the free use fleshlight for anyone who needs a piss or a cum

Ugh I'm drunk and I wanna get railed in the bar bathroom so bad

Get pissed in, railed until I'm a complete mess. 🥵🥵🥵

I wanna be groped and grabbed and filled

Gonna smoke when I get home too 🫣

[birdyboiwren]

Ugh I'm drunk and I wanna get railed in the bar bathroom so bad

Get pissed in, railed until I'm a complete mess. 🥵🥵🥵

I wanna be groped and grabbed and filled

Gonna smoke when I get home too 🫣

[birdyboiwren]

The votes are in!! Looks like I'll be getting pissed in!!

Im excited! I can't wait to celebrate!!

I'm not sure when this will happen quite yet, but as soon as I can me and my partner will make some time to do it!

If anyone wants to be tagged when I post about doing this lmk!!

Okay! The blog is officially one year old, and the final four options are ready to be polled!! I have a feeling I know how this is going to go. 😅🫣

I will set this poll to one week, and at the end of that week I will see the winner and I'll do it as soon as I am able to!!

Thank you all for voting and supporting me and this blog. It genuinely does mean a lot to me and having this blog has had a positive impact on my life. ☺️💛

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

[birdyboiwren]

Taking someone who's absolutely desperate to pee and fingering their cunt/hole, hooking your fingers to pound against their bladder from the inside, using your other hand to press flat down against their bladder bulge from the outside, compressing it from both directions like it's a squeeze toy while you force the pee right out of them

[birdyboiwren]

so i’m someone who desperately likes having something in me. like when i’m getting off, yes i can cum without it but it is INFINITELY faster if i’m not clenching around nothing. so the other day when i was getting off i was imagining someone eating me out or rubbing my clit, forcing me to beg to be filled with their fingers or cock/strap but not giving me the satisfaction until i’ve cum without it first. until my cunt is soaking wet and absolutely begging to be fucked.

[birdyboiwren]

suck the dick that pisses on you or whatever the saying is

[birdyboiwren]

so i’m curious,

[birdyboiwren]

Truth!

[birdyboiwren]

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

[birdyboiwren]

Okay! The blog is officially one year old, and the final four options are ready to be polled!! I have a feeling I know how this is going to go. 😅🫣

I will set this poll to one week, and at the end of that week I will see the winner and I'll do it as soon as I am able to!!

Thank you all for voting and supporting me and this blog. It genuinely does mean a lot to me and having this blog has had a positive impact on my life. ☺️💛

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

[birdyboiwren]

unpopular opinion, but it's so much hotter not to degrade your urinals

I don't want people to think of it as filthy and degrading to use my mouth to empty their bladder — I want them to think of it as normal

I want whoever I've got pissing down my throat to think of it as so normal, so expected that it's not even worth thinking about, let alone commenting on

don't get me wrong, I'm all for a healthy bit of humiliation, but when it's about being someone's place to piss, I just... I mean, what else is a urinal for?

[birdyboiwren]

Okay so I'm thinking of having 4 final poll options for the 1 year. I'm going to make a poll of all my ideas and the highest four are what's gonna be in the 1 year poll.

I can't make decisions lmao

Some things about this 1 year thing- -anything that does happen I will of course make a post about, and I'll try to include as much detail as possible for y'all!

-This poll is set for a week, and I'll make a whole post for the actual one year including the final poll when it's time, that one will also be set for a week and I'll do the celebration as soon as I can.

-feel free to share this poll and the one year poll to fellow kinky people! ☺️🫣

Okay! Poll time!

[birdyboiwren]

This blog is almost 1 year old! What should I do to celebrate??? 🫣

Also I'm back to being able to get my heart rate up- so i already got that edging done for that anon. Anyway, please feel free to send me asks or dms with ideas, I'll probably poll the final ideas for y'all too. 🥰🫣

I have a few ideas but if anyone has any really good or unique ideas I'll think about it!

[birdyboiwren]

Okay- so I did this but I can't remember who sent it!!! I think I knew who it was at the time but I do not remember now🥲

So please my precious, darling anon- send me a dm so I can tell you how this went today. 💛

19 + 31 and tell me about it

19- Denial or overstim?

I like both for different reasons but if i absolutely had to choose I'd pick overstim. I just love being made into a fucked out mess. 🫠😵‍💫

31-go edge rn

I hate to say this one is going to have to wait a while as I'm actually still recovering from top surgery! But fret not I've been pent up for two weeks now since I'm not supposed to get my heart rate up, and my nesting partner has nOt made it easy on me lol.

But as soon as I'm allowed to get my heart rate up I'll edge for you annon 💛

[birdyboiwren]

I realized it probably be easier to just give y'all my username, just in case anyone is too nervous to give theirs first 💛

It's very similar as here, and you'll know it's me bc I use the same pfp lol 😅

@ wren.birdyboi.bsky.social

I got a Bluesky!! If you want to be added there lmk : ) I can't ever remember which cool moots have one so feel free to send me an ask or a DM with your @ there ^-^

[birdyboiwren]

There aren't enough (or any) videos of someone burying their cock in their partner's ass and emptying their bladder so that you can watch their belly bulge with piss.