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Not to infodump but….
I feel like people forget that Jaspers whole power is that he can feel anything someone is feeling. Like I know people know that’s what his power is(do they really tho?) BUT people always seem to forget that this means that Jasper feels the thirst of every other vampire that’s around him? Like everyone is always like omfg hasn’t he had enough time to learn to control himself and it’s like …….?
He used to drink exclusively human blood which y’know makes it difficult to fully start just drinking animal blood. AND on top of that he feels the thirst of everyone around him on top of his own. Like it’s not surprising that he has a hard time controlling himself. It would be easy to control your urges if you’re only trying to control what you yourself are feeling. But trying to control yourself when feeling your feelings AND everyone else’s would be so incredibly difficult.
Like I don’t remember this ever being brought up and I lowkey feel bad for him bc everyone’s like “oh he can’t control himself” I WONDER WHY???? HMMMMMMMMM
This does not take away from his confederate side taking but y’know I just had to infodump for a second
#the twilight saga shitpost#twilight headcanon#the twilight saga#twilight saga#twilight#jasper#jasper hale
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Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon
#twilight#Cillian Murphy#watching the detectives#twilight saga#the twilight series#new moon#edward cullen#Bella swan#twilight baseball scene#twilight renaissance#vampire baseball#twilight meme#twilight shitpost#neil lewis#twilight revival#twilight rennaisance#twilight renaisance#twilight rennaissance#twilight resurgence#alice cullen#emmett cullen#Rosalie hale#esme Cullen#carlisle cullen#jasper hale#mine#phil
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I dont think we in the twilight renaissance bring up Bella being a heavy metal enjoyer enough.
I have this vivid image of bella dragging edward to their concert and him white knuckling the whole time because this isn’t debussy
Edit: OK I GET IT THIS IS LINKON PARK NOT METAL IN ALL Y’ALL’S EYES I HAVE NOT READ THESE IN A DECADE I WAS JUST GOING FROM THE TEXT ON PAGE OK.
#thank you for educating me but PLEASE#twilight#twilight saga#edward cullen#the twilight saga#twilight renaissance#bella swan#twilight shitpost
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Cullen men being simps
Inspired entirely by this post. The tweets are golden, and I thank you for your service in collecting them @jennifercheckwannabeme
#the twilight saga#bella swan#the cullens#twilight saga#edward cullen#twilight new moon#twilight aesthetic#twilight#twilight breaking dawn#twilight eclipse#twilight shitposting#twilight meme#twilight renaissance#emmett cullen#carlisle cullen#jasper hale
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the twilight brainrot is so real rn
#twilight renaissance#twilight shitposting#twilight textpost#text post#incorrect quotes#the twilight saga#bella swan#edward cullen#alice cullen#jasper hale#carlisle cullen#twilight meme
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i'm really out here saying i could fix the twilight saga like it's an emotionally unavailable boyfriend
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#twilight-shitposting#twilight shitposting#credit to fb member#twilight#twilight meme#faith trust and pixie dust#edward is a fairy i will fight you on this#and not the gay kind#okay#maybe the gay kind#twilight memes#the twilight saga
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How he thinks he looks:
How he comes across:
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twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!
#twilight#the twilight saga#twilight saga#twilight renaissance#twilight posting#breaking dawn#renesmee cullen#bella swan#edward cullen#twilight shitpost#twilight shitposting#twilight meme#twilight memes#stephenie meyer#twilightcore#midnight sun#text#my post*
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Jasper Hale icons! ★(* ̄(エ) ̄*)★
#my comfort character who's screentime its mostly blurry shots 😍😍😍😍#jasper whitlock hale#jasper whitlock#jasper hale#jasper cullen#the twilight saga#twilight renaissance#twilight shitposting#jasper hale x reader
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How the hell you spell chauffeur?/ooh fancy pants rich McGee over here! FUCK YOU!:
Dallas Winston, Two-Bit Matthews, Amy Pond, Tish Jones, Jack Harkness, Nardole, the Master, Paul Lehote, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Derek Morgan, David Rossi, Elle Greenaway, Cat Adams, Sebastian, Sam, Abigail, Haley, Alex, Shane, Saeyoung Choi, Hyun Ryu, Yoosung Kim, Montgomery Gator, Roxanne Wolf, Bonnie Bunny, Chica Chicken, Foxy the Pirate, William Afton, Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin, Tamaki Suoh, Nea Karlsson, Meg Thomas, David King, Danny Johnson, Caleb Quinn, Jeffery Hawk, Julie, Joey, Frank, Johnny Slaughter, Robert Small
C-H-A-U-F-F-E-U-R:
Ponyboy Curtis, Darry Curtis, Martha Jones, Rory Williams, Clara Oswald, the Doctor, Seth Clearwater, Edward Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jareau, Jason Gideon, Maru, Penny, Leah, Emily, Elliott, Harvey, Jaehee Kang, Jumin Han, Freddy Fazbear, Henry Emily, Haruhi Fujioka, Kyoya Ootori, Takashi Morinozuka, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Sally Smithson, Dwight Fairfield, Claudette Morel, Leon Kennedy, Susie, Herman Carter, Drayton Sawyer, Joseph Christianson.
#stardew shitpost#dead by daylight shitpost#cm shitpost#dr who shitpost#shitpost#the outsiders shitpost#the twilight saga shitpost#mystic messenger shitpost#five nights at Freddy’s shitpost#ouran high school host club shitpost#dream daddy shitpost#Texas chainsaw massacre shitpost#texas chainsaw massacre game#stardew valley#criminal minds#Doctor who#dream daddy#five nights at freddy's security breach#mystic messenger#ouran high school host club#the twilight saga#dead by daylight#the outsiders
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Oh my gosh I love twilight
*unhinges jaw and swallows the saga whole*
#I’m pretty sure I stole this#no thoughts head empty#twilight#twilight saga#unhinged#shitpost#new moon#eclipse#breakdancing#I meant breaking dawn but breakdancing works ig#breaking dawn
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Back on that twilight grind
#twilight books#the twilight saga#twilight saga#twilight#twilight shitpost#twilight memes#edward cullen#edward x reader#bella swan#new moon#breaking dawn#twilight breaking dawn
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we don’t talk enough about the deleted scene in BD1 where edward hears jacob’s thoughts after he imprinted on respirator and edward, without a single word just turns around, snaps jake’s arm and goes back to what he was doing.
#twilight shitposting#the twilight saga#twilight#twilight renaissance#edward cullen#jacob black#renesmee cullen#breaking dawn
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21st century shit each cullen NEEDS to experience
Jasper: red dead redemption, risk (the board game), pony town, brokeback mountain
Esme: wine mom culture, smart fridges, alexa, family youtube channels
Emmett: fursuit conventions, extreme mukbang challenge videos, cocaine bear
Rosalie: beauty youtube and drama channels, a pro life rally, a call of duty lobby, getting her name mispelled at starbucks
Edward: /mu boards, thrifted carharrt jacket craze, the emo renaissance, tiktok mafia pov videos, high school counselling
Alice: glee, hoverboards, the akinator app, online lesbian discourse, depop
Carlisle: twitter gore, greys anatomy, ethel cain, the AITA subreddit, zoom nights with the denali coven
#twilight meme#twilight renaissance#jasper hale#alice cullen#edward cullen#twilight shitposting#twilight textpost#carlisle cullen#esme cullen#the cullens#the twilight saga
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