#the tweet made me laugh

[tevallen]

pov: you give your boss little my a mandarin orange and she answers like this

[39oa]

Dallas Stars reading Nice Tweets

He's a sweet kid!

[mariusroyale]

things raph does bc he’s an older sibling

- sometimes he locks them out of the lair while looking directly at them

- sometimes pushes their heads in their shells while walking

- bites them (they get grossed out and try get him back)

- gives the most annoying kisses on their head, like brings them in hugs and just SMOOOCH and they’re always like RAPH- RAPH STOP

- if they’ve done something to piss him off- he runs to chase them and does three specific things depending on which brother it is

- he corners mikey and laughs at him screaming when he moves from side to side really quick

- if it’s donnie he uses his ninpo and makes clones of himself to stop him

- if it’s leo he’s gonna shove whatever the slider’s hiding behind towards him to further corner him

- “im older so i’m right”

- “you always took the smaller pieces when we were tots, it was really sweet”

“actually raph had like several before i shared them w you guys”

“you what”

- takes the most atrocious bites of their food when he asks for a share- EVEN AFTER THEYVE TOLD HIM TO GET A LITTLE BIT

- leans on them randomly, fully knowing they’re gonna fall

- if u agree w the rest of the fandom w him having a long tail, he sometimes hits them w it and says it’s an accident

- holding shit out of their reach

- as an extension of the other thing, he also just puts things on higher shelves when he sees the others struggling to get something

- if they’re on the floor he knocks them over while passing by

- burping and directing it at one of them. does not matter who, they always get disgusted and it’s the funniest shit to him

[beasttrash]

just call in sick bro

[samtastical-shitposts]

rdr2 tweets part 4 i think

ok bye stay tuned for more

also these are probably sensored because i Posted it to tiktok first and tiktok fucking hates when i curse and i don't wanna Screenshit these again so just deal with it i guess 😪

i shoujld probably start Posting them here first

[holyblanchett]

Agatha Harness you will always be famous

[opioidbandit]

first drawing in weeks lmfao

[denim-wizard]

This was supposed to be a shitpost

[faunandfloraas]

Hyunjin looking down Seungmin's overalls 🙊 © pye0ngtay

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

[ellenhuttereborn]

she’s like my jungkook

[allthishumanityforfree]

“Go out and get some fresh air! Stop crying in your room with the curtains closed. Do something better with your life. It’s a great show, we all love it, but come on now! Pull yourself together. Open the curtains and go outside.”

This Twitter response sent me...

[a-confused-spoon]

It's so funny to me, and by funny I mean frustrating, that Arcane season 2 put both a Macbeth and french revolution reference in the intro to then say "you know what it never was? That serious. It was never that serious"

[jesterday00]

Rowan Ascot

Call that the miracle masc

I do a sick kick flip and break my fucking neck

Uh oh

Rowan thinks she’s funny but Hartley is unimpressed lol

[mattodore]

i downloaded the twitter font for this

[animentality]