#the tourney of the hand

[sare11aa11eras]

Actually I think Jon coming to King’s Landing could have been incredible. For various reasons but like. He’d go to the Tourney of the Hand and watch Loras give Sansa a rose and at first he’d be like. Literally whatever. The Hand’s daughter got flowers at the Tourney of the Hand fork spotted in kitchen. But then all his brain alarms would go “!!!! Some southern fucker just gave flowers to a Stark girl at a tourney!!!! I have a working understanding of geopolitics of the last 20 years!!!” And he would Have to go wreck Loras’s shit in the training yard (since obviously Dad Isn’t Allowed To) and they would beat the crap out of each other and Jon would absolutely hiss and snarl at Renly too if he got mad enough and anyways that’s how Jon becomes like attached to Renly and Loras, like they are one shouting match away from becoming a toxic gay throuple of outsider youngest sons, and Ned is watching this sweating bullets waiting for either the Targ-Baratheon Grudge Genes or the Stark-Baratheon Attraction Genes to win out. Arya is highly dubious of everything going on and Sansa just wants people to stop kicking the shit out of each other so she can go back to not paying attention. Renly is trying to figure out whether letting his possible new boyfriend’s?? dad get fucked over by his sister in law is like. going to play well or not.

[morghvls]

The tourney of the hand was lowkey westeros’ silliest most low stakes tourney ever like you’ve got

- Sansa gambling on mma unsupervised cause septa mordane is too hungover to attend and Ned is… idk detectiving

-Sansa nlog moment where she literally forgets Jeyne exists shes so into the mma

-Jaime getting literally getting stuck in his own armor

- People’s heavyweight champ Sandor Clegane

- Biggest event of the whole tourney is the Clegane bros trying to kill eachother aka Sandor’s normal Tuesday

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

The Knight of the Laughing Tree by Joshua Cairós

created for the 10th anniversary of The World of Ice & Fire

[stimboardofatourneykid]

“They acted as if he had never existed. But, heh, you know what I think?”

A self indulgent stimboard of THE KNOWLEDGE !

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[inwinterhell]

You know who two characters are that I really want to see each other again? Post-quiet-isle Sandor and no-hand Jaime.

[taintedtowers]

DOATKTOBER DAY 23 -THE NIGHTMARES/ THE TERMINATED his loyal followers

[queen-helaenas-pet-spider]

Listen, I know it's SUPER out of character for him, but I CANNOT stop thinking about what would happen if Sandor crowned Sansa the Hand's Tourney's Queen Of Love And Beauty instead of Loras?!?!

Like all I can see is him getting a wreath of flowers {bonus points if they're blue winter roses, the same flowers that Rhaegar gave to her aunt Lyanna before shit hit the fan}, making eye contact with Cersei {who's narcissistic ass is GRINNING}, only for him to just turn back around and walk directly towards Sansa, the supposed younger and more beautiful queen that will take everything from Cersei?!?! It would be so funny to watch, but it's also a HUGE risk for him to take for two reasons:

1. USUALLY the women that get crowned QOLAB are either the wives, fiancées, or crushes of the men that crown them. It's no secret that Sandor is attracted to Sansa in MANY ways, but he's ashamed of himself for thinking such things about her, which is one of the reasons why he tries to scare Sansa off. Also, a man crowning a woman while he or she is either already engaged or married is a BIG scandal {cough cough Rhaegar crowning Lyanna instead of his wife, Elia cough cough}.

But surely, if Loras could get away with it, then so could Sandor, right?! WRONG!

The biggest difference between Loras doing it and Sandor doing it is that Loras wasn't the crown prince's bodyguard. Sandor was. Plus, at that time I don't think that Sansa and Joffrey's engagement was known by the rest of the public, they just knew that Ned Stark became the new Hand of the King, and brought his daughters with him. Can't blame Loras for not knowing, but Sandor knew.

2. Him crowning Sansa would instantly put a target on both of them {though they were already targets the moment the Lannisters laid eyes on them, but still}. Sansa's life and reputation would be at risk, the Lannisters would accuse Sandor of being a Turncloak, Sansa's lover, or both, he'd be killed, and Sansa would be alone.

So as funny as it would be to see Cersei's face while she's watching her slave crown his queen instead of feeing her ego, I'm glad they didn't have him do that. Cause despite their VERY rocky relationship, Sandor is the ONLY person outside of the Stark's that truly loves and respects Sansa.

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a stimboard of xX_sloppyfur_Xx with scene stims, kandi, and paws for @fandommemequeen !

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[pinkhairswagtourney]

part four: just a plain ol' pink hair swag tourney all stars: would include the most popular characters / the top 16 characters from each previous tourney teams: runs like a typical pink hair swag tourney , but instead of 1v1 , it's 2v2 !! ( requires preliminaries to determine who should be on a team with one another ) niche: would include only lesser known / niche pink haired characters ( requires preliminaries to determine the obscurity of potential nominees ) cringefail part two: a second cringefail tourney to determine another pink haired cringefail loser champion not-pink-enough part two: a second not-pink-enough tourney to determine another swaggiest "pink" haired champion

[alaynasansa]

That look

Gotta give that to GoT

[nasuverse-most-breedable-tourney]

I really respect you for showing who you voted for with that Ishtar post and your comments on it with Sheba check out actually. But I've noticed you also voted against Kama and Enkidu which was the wrong move. I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you now.

[mint-termsandconditions]

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school is back and my hand/wrist hurts really badly after ignoring it for the last two years

So yeah, hopefully it’s a short break

but I’m sorry I haven’t posted the art of the OCs yet

I was working on them it’s just I think I need a small break before working on them

[bythequeenmargaret]

researching the house of lancaster is my favorite pastime

you read about them doing the craziest shit, check their ages, and they're like fifteen years old lmfaoooo

[stimboardofatourneykid]

“who the heww awe you”

A self indulgent stimboard of Mozart from Doatk! :3

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[doubleslashkarma]

A couple of DOATK drawings I've done recently! One was on my phone and one was on the iPad I borrowed from the university so if you're wondering why Mozart's has the proper background and I just made shit up for Moral Code. That's why.

[mili-song-tournament]

read your tags on the tiebreaker and hard agree. it makes me a tad sad that PM songs are sweeping, not that they're bad, but there's clearly a bias and the fact that they come from a game and a context you can get attached too influences a lot

i've always had a strong preference for songs that tell a story (even pre-mili, i love vocaloid song series and i miss the era where those got tie-in novels and i'm glad that's making a comeback). my favorite mili songs are often interconnected to each other and that context strengthens my enjoyment of them all (rosetta/camellia, witch's invitation/sl0t/ga1ahad/summoning, world.execute(me);/world.search(you);/sustain++;), and the songs made for ruina and limbus explicitly tie into the games' stories while also being self-contained which is cool. its just a shame that project moon fans seem to dgaf about any of the other stories the band has told through their songs :(