#the tit man that you are

[kawhh]

i’m sure this has been discussed before but are the hughes bros ass or boobs guys?? quinnifer in my head is defs a boob guy

HIGHLY TIT MOTIVATED INDIVIDUALS

Arguing? Flash them. They’ll lose brain cells.

Even hugging you extra tight just to feel your tits against them.

Their favourite cuddling position being lying on top of you with their head under your shirt. If they start trying to undo your bra while they’re there? Don’t worry about it. If they start kissing them? Don’t worry about it.

Always wanting to fuck you in a position that lets them access your tits.

Grinding you down on their thigh, pulling you forward, wrapping both of their arms around you to bury themselves in your tits.

Constantly having to tell them off for staring at them instead of your face when they’re talking to you

Them really wanting to fuck between them. Wanting to paint your tits with their cum.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[blossoms-phan]

this is fucking killing me LMAOOOO poor dan I feel so bad for him 😭😭 I would also be distracted if i was talking to phil lester while he was looking like that but omg

[satanslittlefucker]

Bestfriend!Simon who always listens to anything you've got to say. Be it nonsensical, useless ramblings or the events of the day or the same complaint a thousandth time in the span of the last two hours, he will listen to it regardless. And with all the attention in the world as well, not just dismissively or for the sake of it.

Bestfriend!Simon who never disregards your thoughts, even the dumbest ones. You'd randomly tell him something utterly stupid like Did you know Si, reindeer like to eat bananas. Or like Do pesky insects also have wives and children wondering where they fucked off to? Or like We're practically giants to the little animals. Like we might just be their version of giraffes and elephants. And he'd be staring at you with the utmost focus, nodding with a Tha's fascinating, love. Just ignore the hearts and sparkles in his big brown puppy eyes, yeah? Easy task, given that you're fucking oblivious to them, assuming that the tidbit was just that interesting to him.

Bestfriend! Simon who'll randomly spout out something you'd said as a throwaway way back when and now you're confused why that sounds so familiar, forgetting that he's literally quoting you, what with your fish brain memory. You only remember it late in the night lying in bed while having late night life reevaluating 3 am thoughts. Feeling all warm and cosy inside when you finally realize.

Bestfriend!Simon who'll always try to resolve whatever's troubling you in record time without you even knowing half the time. The tap in your bathroom's leaking? Ten minutes and it's fixed. Your back's aching? Lie down, love, he's got magic hands. The landlord's being a dick? Not anymore, she isn't. That one coworker who just won't take the hint? Such a relief he's getting transferred, Si. Don't ask him how he knows which backwater branch. He just gave a lucky guess. That one fucker who tried to grope a feel in the nightclub? Vanished off the face of the earth. And no, Simon dunno know nothin bout it, love. He'd simply tossed the guy out into the back alley before returning to you. He's learnt some dirty tricks during his time in the military, as one does.

[jaarijani]

baby lasagna wishes this were him

[lauraisakilljoy]

I love how they explained the D&P lore for the parents and straight boyfriends that were dragged along to the show and those people probably still had no idea what the fuck was going on 90% of the time

[deepnpeep]

dan heard that there was a sex convention event which ended in a fire at the copenhagen venue and fucking ran with it

[blurrymango]

>Has "freaky" in their URL.

>Has proshippers in their DNI.

Many such cases.

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

jorgen and the tooth fairy am i right ;3

[lamothla]

There was 0 reason for Hisoka to take his shirt off when he thought he was gonna fight Chrollo

[mvmnbnv]

Why are top!vi truthers starting to try and act like they're in the minority and being attacked as if 99% of vi content isn't centered around her topping...

Like your stance is the fandoms standard what's the issue exactly..?

[mrsoharaa]

Suguru gives THE BEST massages and you cannot tell me he doesn't.