#the things I would do for this thing frfr

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Jade Leech: J is for...

J word—

Twst devs: How can we fuck’m up real good

Intern-kun: J word bird’s eye view cleavage shot

xhjsvwiwkw Jokes aside! I love how much care he takes in maintaining his appearance, right down to ironing in the morning and purposefully styling the black strand into the “J” shape 😂 Whatever it takes to look like a gentleman, right… And he’s meticulous about his SPF just like me, frfr🧴💕

Rise and Shine!

Jade’s hands, you decided, were made for delicate efforts.

You had watched those hands a number of times, performing like skilled trapeze artists in a circus. Serving food and drink at the Mostro Lounge, rinsing the grime off of foraged mushrooms, drawing decisive graphite strokes upon a page. The terrariums sitting upon his shelf were the result of his handiwork—minuscule biomes, carefully constructed with a magnifying glass and tweezers.

Now he handled his hair with the same deadly precision. Fingers on the end of his singular black strand to keep it in place, he ran a hair straightener along the length. When the tool pulled away, the strand bounced back into a slight curl.

A perfect J to hug his handsome face. J for Jade, as he often said.

You had observed the times when a J hadn’t been the result. Too little, and the strand was an I. Too much, and the strand rebelled into a S.

“You’re so detail-oriented,” you commented from your place by the doorframe.

The response, a quiet, almost musical, chuckle. It seemed to echo off the cavernous walls of the Octavinelle washroom, bathed by sunlight-infused waters.

“It is important to maintain one’s appearance.”

“To make a good first impression?”

You knew why.

To lure his victims into a false sense of security. A neat suit, a disarming smile, and anyone would be willing to part with the treasures Jade fished for. Information, valuable information.

“That is part of it.” He didn’t look directly at you, but instead met your eyes in the reflection of his vanity mirror. “One can also glean a great amount of information from observing how another presents themselves. For example…

“You must have had a small baked good for breakfast on your way to Octavinelle this morning. A muffin, a croissant—something of that sort, yes.”

“H-How did you…?!”

His eyes trailed to your necktie, done up just the way you liked it. “… There are crumbs there.“

Your hands flew to your chest, hurriedly dusting yourself off. Jade’s small, pointed teeth showed from behind his mouth.

Amused.

“When I first came to land, I thought it strange that humans dressed differently depending on the occasion. You dress formally for strangers—work, interviews—but dress casually for your loved ones—friends, family. But I see now… It sends a message to the world about who you are and what your place in it in that moment in time is.

“Our school uniforms signify that we are students. Pajamas mean that someone is about ready to sleep or to prepare themselves for the day. A tidy appearance implies a tidy mind, and a slovenly appearance, a slovenly one.”

“Your mind scares me sometimes,” you joked. “I feel like it’s full of sharp things that could kill me”.

“Oya, is that because you are complimenting how sharp my attire is?” Jade pinched the lapels of his pajama top. “… Though I’m afraid this can hardly be called sharp.”

"You will be once you've changed." You glanced away, indicating that he should.

“Very well. Then, please excuse me."

There was the ruffle of satin coming off, the flap of fabric as it was folded and tucked away. More rustling as a new set of clothes fell over his body. The same old vest, blazer, and slacks.

"... You may look," he called softly.

You did.

And there he was, Jade Leech in his school uniform. It was perfectly tailored to fit him, dyed a simple and sleek black. His earring was in place as well, three diamond-shaped scales dangling from his left side.

A regular sight, yet it made your heart sigh all the same.

"Clothes really do make the man," you murmured, a finger at your lip.

"Fufufu. I will happily accept your praise." Jade drew himself beside you. His shadow stretched, a suit in of itself folding over you. An open hand, held out. "Shall we be on our way?"

"Yes, let’s.” You shyly slipped your hand into his, and it fit like a glove.

The black strand—coiled into a J—leapt with your shared first step.

Too little or too much. His words, running both hot and cold. But this felt…

You searched for a J word, like the shape of that stripe.

J for… Just right.

[soppynstuffed]

✨😍✨HER ✨😍✨

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

[kazutora-kurokawa]

soft sex w hanma?? that would prob never happen but who gaf🤷🏾‍♀️

Soft Sex w/ Hanma

♡ NSFW, fem reader, soft sex obvi, overstimulation because it's still Hanma lol, unprotected sex, creampie, pet names (bunny), praise, written with corrupt Toman!Hanma in mind ♡

note: It probably wouldn't happen lol, but y'know I'm gonna write it anyway 😫🩷

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Hanma has always been pretty rough around the edges, ever since he was younger he was always out getting into fights. That didn't change much as he got older, he was still just as troublesome and dangerous. But it was different with you, you mellowed him out, made him calmer...softer.

That's why when it came to sex, he was the most loving partner imaginable. His rough, tattooed hands gently gripping your thighs to keep your legs open as he slowly thrusted in and out of you. The only sounds in the room were your moans, his grunts, and the sound of your pussy squelching as his dick invaded your guts.

He'd been fucking you for hours, leaving you overstimulated and the sheets beneath you soaked with your combined fluids. Your mind was practically blank, the only thing you could think about was how good he felt inside you. His thrusts get slightly faster, hitting every spot that makes you whimper and writhe.

"That's it bunny, you're taking me so good ♡"

His hands slipped down from your thighs to your hips, gripping them as he continued to pound into you.

"Look so pretty underneath me, gonna have to cum in you as a reward~"

For a second you pondered, a reward for who exactly? Obviously not for you, especially considering he already came inside you multiple times. But in his mind it was a reward for the both of you. Even if it was a daily occurrence and even if he did it multiple times a day. It wasn't just about cumming inside you, it was much more intimate than that. It was about marking you as his. It was about claiming you. You were his and he was yours and nothing could ever change that. That's why he took so much pleasure in filling you to the brim.

"F-fuck bunny, so fucking tight...'bout to cum."

He leaned down, burying his face in your neck and nipping at your skin as he finished inside you. Soft, breathy moans fell from his lips, the feeling of your pussy squeezing him while you came had him on cloud nine. His lips pressed gentle kisses against your neck as he pulled out.

"You did so good f'me bunny."

He plants a soft kiss on your forehead before laying beside you, drifting off to sleep with you in his arms.

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[spotaus]

Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)

Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)

Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?

[flutteringfable]

compilation of zayne screenshots that make me go :3c. i have not even had this game two days and. god. fuck. i was not expecting the impact it was gonna have on my psyche /pos

and last but most certainly not least: his itty bitty teeny tiny smile

zayneeeeee i love youuuuuuu bleh

[widevibratobitch]

do you too completely and utterly lose every last bit of your sanity at the way he delivers that or egli viva e di mia man poi muoia or are you normal

[napping-sapphic]

wrapping all the gifts i bought rn and realizing i really did buy every single person some variation of blanket the nap core personality is real🙃

[bowtied-pasta]

I am having a girl brain moment

[anena-enthusiast]

hey um. vent under cut. it’s kinda on heavy topics so. check tags first

and it’s huge

i genuinely hate myself so much. not just in a “I’m a horrible person I shouldn’t be alive wahhhhh” way but. if I was another person I would have to be physically restrained to beat them up. I would probably be complaining about her all the time. I would probably tell my friends “oh my fucking god I’m gonna kill that guy”

which is. sad! cause. That’s me. I hate this.

I’m trying to be positive and like myself but my inferiority complex hits me with a bat. I’m clearly “more skilled” than someone and people tell me that. LIES 🚨 WEEEOOWWEEEEOOOO

(mentions of sh in the next next paragraph)

can my brain quit being mean to me. I already agree with you, as hard as it is to admit. You can only deal with “EVERYONES BETTER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE PITYING YOU. YOU BETTER CATCH UP” repeated in your head constantly for so long until that gets adopted as your mantra.

and can I stop making bad decisions while I’m mentally unstable. please. 5 days till a cross country competition? slit your legs! and your wrists! good idea! Definitely not gonna get infected with all the sweat, and team pictures the next day? HELL YEAH

Can we be okay. please. for me. and everyone. I don’t want to snap at anyone.

I don’t want to die, not really. Yeah, some stuff is tough, but I’m not doing all this work just to end up as a hunk of meat.

I just want to strangle myself with a coat hanger. which is okay, as long as I don’t do it. please. can my brain make this a little bit less difficult. let me do work. You can yell at me all you want, just let me do this thing. if I do this thing, if I could just get through this year, maybe I’d hate myself less. I’d take the pain just to get there. I’ll take the hard road, just don’t make me want to murder myself even more than now. I’ll make you happy, I’ll get proof that I’m not a useless idiot.

just let me do this. please. I’m desperate to heal. I’ll do anything to please my mind.

[sepiasys]

Agdigshdshs

I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I (presumably) SWITCHED IN AND I AM LITERALLY DRAWING A BLANK

Literally my earliest memory of being out is that I was singing along to what we had playing 😭 and I'm not even sure if it was the music or anything else that triggered me out like bruh- (you cant see it but I'm typing this rlly fast XD)

And like before that it's fuzzy but we were like- drawing a lil bit and writing in the journal maybe? Oh wait- nope nvm we didn't write anything before I came out =w=;;

Uhhhhhhhh

I thiiiiiink

Part of it is that B was listening to that shitty KSI song lmao

Cant believe he rated it a 1 or 2 out of 10, but also he literally forgot the song and watched a meme in the middle of it anyway our of boredom LMAO

I literally cannot remember it oml. All I keep thinking about is how I went to change my clothes >:P and like YEAH its bc I'm out and the eenrgy made our body warm af in what we wore before but like CMON THERES GOTTA BE SMTH!! 😭😭😭

[olivetums]

Anyways I have a gf now and. God she is into like ALL of the stuff I am. Before we were talking she was already into feedism and wg and such however she was not into eructo but said she'd give it a try for me. I. Ended up infecting her into liking eructo on our FIRST DATE so. This is the biggest win of all time

[duckduckngoose]

Hhhhhhh brainrot hitting so hard. I low-key wanna revive all my Taz grad wipes again from the dead

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

anyway this has me being like one day when i am fluent in khmer and mandarin and everything i am going to do all of the things. i want to become fluent in languages so that i can wield them for emotional devastation purposes SOOO bad

DJDJD SOO REAL

the dream of being a polyglot 😍

[im-still-watching-anime]

i got basically everyone these blanket hoodie things for christmas and i had to put one on to make sure it was okay and i am SO jealous these things slap SO hard

oh and also merry christmas to those celebrating!!

[fishshit]

WHY DOES GETTING A RABBIES VACCINE TAKE THIS LONG