#the thing with asher tho?

[mongo-the-liensis]

Carl, about Bea: I can forgive controlling behaviour, but I draw the line at not telling me about my stepmother and half brother.

Katia, Mordecai and literally everyone else: You can forgive controlling behaviour????

[dawnofiight]

Anyways ,, do yall know the lightning McQueen crocs? I saw someone wearing them and all my mind said is Asher and Angel have matching ones.

[soupis4ever]

love loses!

[peapod20001]

Funny how 1 song brought these two out from the shadows (pun) of my mind and into the spotlight 😭

[eyes-of-nine]

👁️

Where can I find more Asher lore?

well my dear tumblr user volotramp I wish I could answer your lovely question but unfortunately I have been cursed with not writing down my oc lore for 7 FUCKING YEARS ywy

[nintendont2502]

The mayor

Funky lil guy,, he's like a blorbo in law to me

[lynzishell]

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Dawn: Whoooosh!! Wind blows colorful leaves across the yard… [Ringtone chimes across the room] Dawn: Hold on, I gotta get my phone okay?

Dawn: Oooh guess who it is! Aspen: ??? Dawn: Uncle Atlas. Aspen: [grabbing for the phone] Me!

Aspen: Bonjour tonton! Atlas: [laughing] Bonjour! Who taught you that? Aspen: Mommy. Atlas: I’m impressed. Can I talk to your mom? Aspen: Okay.

Dawn: Are you home? Atlas: Yep, just walked in a few minutes ago. Dawn: Oh good. How was it? Atlas: It was…

Atlas: …perfect. Dawn: Perfect? Tell me everything. Atlas: I will, I promise, but not right now. We’re exhausted and jetlagged. But we’ll see you for Harvestfest, right? Dawn: Yeah, of course.

Atlas: Ok good, then we can tell everyone at once. Dawn: Tell everyone what? Atlas: We’ll tell everyone at once. Dawn: [gasps] You’re engaged, aren’t you?

Atlas: Yes, I’m here… No, I’m not engaged. Now, stop trying to guess.

Asher: Hi mom. Just calling to let you know we made it home.

Megan: How are you? How was the flight home? Asher: Long. We’re tired. Just gonna take it easy for the next couple days. Megan: Yes, you two rest up. We’ll see you Thursday? Asher: Yeah, we’ll see you then.

Megan: Listen, sweetie, before you go, there’s something I need to tell you. Asher: What’s wrong?

Megan: I was going to call you, but there’s nothing you could do from there, and I didn’t want to ruin your trip. Asher: Mom, you’re making me nervous. What is it?

Atlas: Wait, Phoenix has a brother? Dawn: I told you; we have a lot to catch up on. Atlas: Okay, we’ll meet up this weekend and talk about everything. In the meantime, I need to go lie down. I’ll see you soon. Dawn: Fine. I’m glad you’re home. I missed you. Atlas: I missed you too.

Atlas: Apparently, we missed a lot while we were— Ash? Asher: [sobbing] Atlas: What’s wrong? Asher: Jasper. Atlas: Oh no.

Atlas: I’m so sorry. Asher: [sobbing]

[myorgansaremelting]

The way this guy in an analysis of Heathers the musical keeps calling JD a redditor and an incel like yeah he is but like I would still drink the drain cleaner

[godnectar]

Fact or cap

Is asher actually ashy!! ?

[pycth]

The Shaw Pack Wedding 🕊️

(Ft. My beloved @angelicaether ‘s Angel and David)

Hot Boy Honeymoon event on the Sky Side server~

This time the theme is weddings and honeymoons in honor of the pack wedding!

The things that audio made me feel was SICK I LOVED IT SO MUCH

Here’s my quick notes it—

Nothing will ever take me out quicker than Asher’s “I’m gonna be a husband!” It’s been on loop in my head since the video came out and it’s never going away

The listeners silence will never not be funny to me, I’m sorry—lowkey wish Sam was a part of the mate car tho, could’ve gotten wolf time too pleasee

Y’all heard Milo’s inner Lasko slip out there when talking about being nervous with Sam right lmaoo

Hey so fuck you David for that beautiful speech you gave Ash, I’m literally rolling on the floor choking and sobbing (It was actually his vows to Asher, if you wanted to him instead should’ve just said so /pos) that “more words” part was actually very real and hit too hard

I’m too much of a sucker for when any of the wolf boys hug

“We still got enough time for me to beat your ass and get you cleaned back up, Beta-boy” quoted at least once a day

Milo’s voice crack when he tells Asher ”I love you too, asshole, come here.” MY BOYSSS 😭

Also fuck you too Milo for the Gabe quote

More silence, but the crying and whimpers from both of them in the background please be still my heart

WE’RE MARRIEDDD‼️

Bonus of Angel and Baaabe’s vows written by Aether and yours truly—

[heartf0ul]

I’m bored so um

Shaw pack + Sam listeners sexuality head-cannons ig🤷

THESE R ALL MY OPIONS ABOUT THEMM

David - bisexual cis man

He likes more androgynous lookin peeps and goes by he/him

Asher - pansexual trans Demiboy!

Started socially transitioning around 8 got his first binder around 13 and got top surgery around 17 :3 goes by he/they

Milo - bisexual king and gender-fluid

Likes more masc looking people and goes by almost all pronouns (no neo tho they just aren’t his thing :) )

Sam - bisexual and starting to question his gender

Likes both fem and masc goes mostly by he/him and sometimes they/them

NOW LISTENERS YAYYY

Angel - non binary and achillian! (Is that right? Idk they like masc ppl tho)

Romantically and sexually Into men and aesthetically into masc ppl, they go exclusively by they/them

Babe - omnisexual and gender-fluid

They like more masc presenting ppl and go by any pronouns

Sweetheart - another bisexual king 🙏 and is trans masc

They like both masc and fem and go by he/him/it’s started socially transitioning around 19 and got their first binder around 21

Darlin - DARLIN MY LOVE a gay trans man!

He exclusively likes (mostly) masc men and goes by he/him already looked pretty masc before he started socially transitioning which was around 11, refused to let anyone call him a girl, got his first binder when Asher gave him one of his old ones, got top surgery around the same time as Asher

THATS IT YAYYYY I’ve been wanting to do one of these for a while lol

I’ll have to get into more of the other playlists and make more heheh

I did a lot for darlin omfg I just have the most head cannons and shit for them 😭😭 they my favorite :3

[samfucker]

guess.

if u guessed EVEN MORE OF MY DARLIN OC HEADCANNONS UR CORRECT. sum nsfw

sorry to all. im obsessed w him.

he loves zombie movies. and zombie games. call of duty zombies with his brothers used to be his shit. he was also very competitive. like, before he even hits the floor in the game he's yelling at his brothers to revive him. (im projecting :P)

after being with the pack for a few months, julius was convinced he'd never be a part of the pack like the rest of the teens were. they all already formed their bonds, found themselves in groups; they were a family. julius was just... there. even when asher would force julius to hang out with them, julius would feel so out of place and would just sit quietly

this feeling only grew stronger as he grew older and STILL didn't have any close bonds within the pack. he was fully convinced asher was trying to include him out of pity and it pissed him off. he HATES being pitied

he ALMOST got a tattoo for quinn cus he was young and fully conviced he and quinn were forever

now he has a tattoo of sams name

he also copies sams accent. and milos. and porters. not to be mean, but cus they like the way they talk! they did it with quinn too and he didnt take it well

he punched another pack member for making fun of him once. lol

HUGE RESTING BITCH FACE.

again, guyliner. one of the pack adults (i cant decide which) and julius x that one scene from the dairy of a wimpy kid movie

"are you wearing eyeliner??"

julius also had a crush on rodrick heffley. he wanted him AND wanted to be him.

"IM SORRY WOMEN :/"

he orders food then overthinks the interaction. "wow... i stuttered while asking for cheese on my sandwich... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."

not julius, but sam uses emojis properly. especially the sad ones. julius thinks its so cute.

also sam dad bod and chst hair and

me^

as mentioned in past post, he was sent to an empowered tti. he DID escape, but he didnt get to finish highschool cus of it. he makes fun of himself for being a dropout even tho it wasnt even his choice.

again, projecting, but he has an issue with telling others to kts or threatening to khs.

when he was a kid and he found out ur teeth dont fall out til youre like seven he cried cus he wanted money

this is alrdy agreed upon by the fandom but hes a WHORE. and HOT.

hes taller than sam... IM BOUTA BUST

one time when sam went in for a kiss julius turned his head away and went SWERVEDDD and sams face was pure shock and betrayal

he rubs his cheek against sams

bright eyes and sam that one meme

"why does julius call u babygirl?"

"how bout we stop talking for a little while."

baggy jeans.... compression shirt... or.... tight tanktop.... *busts*

slurty waist....... msucles....

neck tattoo........................ and others cus he TATTED

he wears rings too and he has a necklace he like NEVER takes off.

i alrdy said this too but im saying it again he has heterochromia (my twin) hes so sexy im gonna kiss my own oc

BJ KING!!

he bites. in a freaky way and in an intimate way

like he loves sam sm he js needs to bite his bicep or titty pec

he used to smoke. like A LOT

early sam and masc darlin was a homoerotic friendship. i know that sexual tension was crazy.

garfield lover. youll never like garfield like HE likes garf.

HE SUCKS AT GEOGRAPHY SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the end (for now)... do yall have hcs for my oc cus ill eat them up and send u a million dollars. but also just gimme darlin hcs

AGAIN IM SORRY IM SORRY IF UR SICK OF ME LMFAOO

[peapod20001]

Hi hello. Why am I so good at making complimentary character designs???

[archive245]

Random rinaverse hc

- Remi cried when he overheard the girls talking about star signs because he thought anni had cancer

- Niko wanted to be a power ranger growing up, gareth wanted to be spiderman, killian wanted to be superman, jeremy wanted to be batman

- Ronan the typa guy to be like “i got it, i got it, i don’t got it” while trying to catch a ball

- Moreover good thing this man plays soccer be hes horrible at catching things

- Kimberly has an upside down smile and Xander has an eye smile (like the ones where your whole closes yk??)

- Glyns favourite barbie movie was princess charm school and annikas was barbie and the 13 dancing princesses

- Gareth cannot do anything without airpods

- Glyndon doodles all over her homework and occasionally draws on kills arm with a pen while he focusing on something

- Kimberly says “well my dad said” atleast once a day

- Kirill and adrian like going to museums and art galleries, damien gets dragged along because if he doesn’t he gets all petty that they didn’t invite him even tho he complains the entire time their there

- Maya has a severe friendship jealousy issues when it comes to her friends having other friends (mood girl same)

- Reina loved going out to celebrate no matter how small the matter was killian got 100 on his spelling test? celebration, Asher won a court case? celebration, gareth got first place in track and field? celebration

- Ava always had her nails done with long acrylics and likes to just click them around to tell people she just got them done

- Once Xander and Ronan got arrested and they used their one free call on Cole and said your mom and hung up

- Nikolai sucks at spelling and texting example

- Killian drinks a whole pack of cola in a week

- I honestly think Jeremy was scared of girls as a child and when he first met Maya and Mia he was so scared of them he constantly hid from them but to them they just thought Jeremy was ignoring them bc hes a bitch

- Ronan is actually really smart but doesnt like showing it, so instead he acted like the dumb cluless one and people believe it

- Teal actually is a marvel nerd and forces ronan to binge watch the entire series with her

- Cecily started to wear glasses in grade 6, because 1 she thought they made her look like a nerd and 2 because she thought everyone viewed the world as blurry

- When ever Elsa would go on vacation she would buy small trinkets thats reminded her of them for everyone

- When ever anni sees a cat she ll take a picture of it and send it to creigh

- Nikolai consistently looses things, even things that were in his hand, looks away from one second BOOM missing

- Eli got tattoos to try and piss off Aiden little did he know Aiden also has tattoos so he was chill about it

- Creighton was scared if loud noises for a long time, and once Eli scared Creighton by like sneaking up behind him and he had a panic attack and since then Eli payed extra attention to his well being

- Xander is aggressive drunk loves fighting or arguing people, Coles definitely horny drunk disappears minutes after getting drunk, aiden doesnt get drunk, and ronans giggly drunk

- bonus knox is the type you would put on a lease drunk because he runs around and falls alot, definitely wakes up with bruises everywhere

- Teal turns soft and adorable when drunk so she doesnt drink infront of people, Kims also giggley drunk (ronan and kim can be seen just laughing and giggling with eachother on a sofa), elsa is sleepy drunk and silver is definitely the all in or none (she gets blackout drunk or sober no in between)

- Ava always plays a princess peach during mario kart and mia always plays as shyguy

- Gareth was the type ti start assignment weeks in advance, while nikolai started them the night before

-Lan was definitely a kid who needed to be on a leash because he would run around everywhere and get lost, “astrid or levi king please come to the front desk we have your son” was heard every time on the loud speakers every time they went out for a family gathering

[darlin-collins]

🔥 for Asher and Milo, B D F K M P V please? If that's too many feel free to choose which ones to do!

together or separate? you know what don't answer that! I'm doing both!

join my picnic?

Asher

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

asher likes his legs, he's fast n it all thanks to those two chopsticks he has

he likes baabe's arms tho he is always holding into their arms, biting them leaving little crosent dents yeah

baaabe likes their hair,and love Asher's as well they like dyeing w hom,and pulling on it while riding him

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he came on his phone which had a pic of baabe when they left for work for a week

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ash laying on his back,baabe riding him senseless

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

that chock collar n you still dare to ask? praise, overstimulation,cream pies, edging, organism denial-

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ordering ash around is 100 looking for him hard and panting for you

baabe likes seeing ash hard n panting for them without doing anything for it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast n rough.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

asher is LOUD we all know that he is squeakey toy

baaabe is pretty mild, moans and pants

Milo

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

milo likes his body as a whole,he worked hard for ot and he is proud of it and he ain't letting no one make him chose a favorite part of hate another (also an angsty rant)

he loves sweethearts lips..and all the things those lips can do, from whispering sweet words in his ear to swallowing around his dick and sending his head back cause of it

sweetheart likes their eyes, they're the same eyes that make criminals confess and the ones that Milo always say that they're pretty and how he could read them through their eyes

they like Milo tits pecs and biceps and canonly asks for his to flex for them

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

milo jerked off to the thought of sweetheart the same night the met for the first time

sweetheart stalked milo for two weeks before breaking in and masterbated to his thirst traps

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press. (no pun intended)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

breeding, dirty talk,rope play, slight dom/sub dynamic , edging

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

milo just wants to take sweetheart then and there when they return from work,bit sweaty bit flushed,bit tired and just so, so hot

sweetheart likes it when milo holds them and starts to talk to them in the sexy voice of his, straddling his lap, holding him close and making out sloppy,oh hell yeah

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

mostly slow n sensual but they do enjoy your usual rough sex

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

sweetheart is the louder one,gasps and moans and whimpers

milo is your groan,pant and grunt guy, offering praise instead

Milo/Asher

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

already established each's favorite part of themselves

asher likes milo's ass

milo likes ash's chest

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

they had sex as teens in the pack den ,and they had it on camera

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

edge of the bed ,milo between Asher thighs , Milo standing and thrusting in him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise, overstimulation, edging ,hair pulling

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Asher being ordered around..milo ordering asher around-

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

somewhere in the middle, it's not too slow,but not rapid either, something that ruin ash but still gives Milo the chance to actually pleasure him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ash is still just as loud n milo is still offering praise

[definitelynuwonhere]

Middle Name Headcanons:

I know it’s late but I’m very bored and need a break from this angst fic (I’m stuck)

I had very fun researching names, it’s an odd reliever, I didn’t do everyone just cuz, no <3

•David Michael Shaw

-Get it? Cuz Michael? I thought it was funny ok.

•Milo Anthony Greer

-I saw someone use it in a fic I read and I really liked it, i forgot the name tho sorryy

•Asher Kieran Talbot

-Leaned into Talbot being of Irish origin

•Samuel Henry Collins

-Gramps/hj

•Vincent Carter Jones (Solaire)

-Just throwing things around ok

•Huxley Reed/Reid

-I liked it

•Lasko Arthur Jacob Moore

-I had too much fun with it- BUT OK SO HEAR ME OUT, Lasko being part of a very wealthy family one with mansions and shit. Fanfic worthy shit right there

•Damien Albert (As in Einstein lol) Rhone

-Sofia seems like someone who’d pull that shit

•Anton Filip

-Slavic boi

•Morgan Emry Kyne

-I just like how it sounded.