#the tea talk
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Rudy, who's been practicing his tea-making skills: I'm making you tea, and you'll drink it whether you want it or not!
Every single Brit in the surrounding area: *horrified gasps*
#i didn't know who/where to send this to so i'm posting it here instead#tf 141#task force 141#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#john soap mactavish#john price#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#cod headcanons#british humour#the tea talk#UNCONSCIOUS PEOPLE DON'T WANT TEA#alejandro vargas#rodolfo parra
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Prompt fill for @/Snowflake_Daze!
Mobei-Jun and Shen Qingqiu as friends! They love discussing about Shang Qinghua's hobby 🤭 (Hopefully, their neglected husbands can get along too...)
#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shang qinghua#mobei jun#scum villian self saving system#they love talking about that overworked little author ao much#they has tea and go on walks and maybe even edit said authors work together who knows#my art#nibbelraz
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Happy Merlin finale anniversary to those who celebrate :)
I'm taking a small break from the comic for the holidays, see you in late January with Part 8 and a new story arc!
First >> Prev >> Next
#bbc merlin#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin spoilers#magic omens au#comic#art#long post#this “reflection in the tea” transition is ridiculous and i love it#feel free to send me asks btw!! I love talking about the comic and reading yor questions!!
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belly out for the donut/taco run 🥳
#feeder/feedee#feedism.#feedee.#hucow.#i spilled thai tea all over myself and it got on my neck???#and stained???#so pissed#talk
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.
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Give these four a studio, microphones, and some energon snacks and I'm telling you they'd produce the best Podcast across the whole multiverse.
#transformers#maccadam#transformers earthspark#starscream#g1 starscream#tf prime#tf animated#tfa starscream#tfp starscream#tfes starscream#please the jokes man#like the egos would be suffocating but the tea would be hot#gods the sponsors too#they'd spend like entire segments just shit talking megatron#i need this#im crying at this
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When you remember that paintings can talk in TWST:
You can't forget about Rosalia from Cater's vignette, she's lonely too.
#twisted wonderland#twst imagines#twst malleus#malleus draconia#twst shitpost#art#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst art#twst grim#can you imagine the great seven just talking to crowley about how he should look after the prefect better#i feel like malleus would just throw tea parties for people who get rejected or not invited to parties like himself#malleus x yuu#yuu is crowleys adopted child but crowley is a very bad father#twst yuu#twst rosalia bc cater doesnt appreciate her enough
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you and your bestie [incomprehensible]
#discworld#havelock vetinari#lord vetinari#leonard of quirm#they just meet for daily life threatening tea sesh and talk at each other#it's kinda sweet#in a disc's most prolific accidental war machine inventor and the tyrant who keeps him prisoner kinda way#they're just vibing#my art
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M9: "sometimes we don’t want to deal with a violent fight so we just polymorph our opponent into something harmless and embarrassing and leave"
BH: "we also have a non-violent method! We put our enemies in The Hole"
M9: "oh neat! And then you leave before they can climb out?"
BH: "what no we forget about them until they run out of air and die horribly"
M9:
BH: "there are so many bodies down there"
#hey does vox machina also have a nontraditional nonviolent method of attack?#critical role#cr2#cr3#bells hells put ludinus and otohan in the hole challenge#it would be good for them i think#like making a child go sit in a corner but the corner is running out of air#to be fair i vaguely remember caduceus putting a dead enemy in a barrel so it would grow mushrooms for tea#so bh are far from the most morbid of the bunch lmao#nella talks cr
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Normalize shen yuan being a pretty boy noble who ignores matchmaking and courting.. normalize binghe being his cute little servant who is actually the emperor's long lost son.. normalize Liu qingge being shen yuans knight and fighting Luo binghe when he returns as a prince and demands shen yuan's hand in marriage..!!
#i want them to have tea parties together and take walks in the garden#shen yuan has to be nice to people who want to marry him because he cant offend other noble families by outright refusing#binghe glaring daggers at everyone who talks to his young master...#svsss#shen yuan#luo binghe#bingqiu
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bitter tea & oranges
sequel -> tea & dates
#inspired by the amount of time i spent just standing in jerusalem bureau#and my hc that malik would drink bitter medicinal teas to help with chronic pain#also my hc is that altair has chronic pain. so hes familiar how to deal with it#sort of a peace offering to offer orange to counteract the bitter tea#peeling oranges as an act of love ok ty#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WARM UP the ghost of altair possessed me to draw malik lovingly#my art#asscreed#assassin's creed 1#assassins creed 1#assassins creed#assassin's creed#altair ibn la'ahad#altaïr ibn la'ahad#malik al sayf#altmal#ac1#ac#ac 1#i will never shut up about jerusalem bureau being my safe place rn#altaïr visiting malik. he can scold me however much he wants. atleast he still sees me as someone worth talking to#maliks hatred recognising altair as his own existence vs al mualims adoration of altair like a well kept weapon
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My bf offered me a dress...It's giving "I'm waiting for Mr.Darcy to come and utter his unyielding love for me"
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more jetko tomfoolery
#jet: have you ever seen a bitch so bad you wanted to kill yourself?#smellerbee: can we talk about something else. like when are you gonna get a job for example#also as for why i think jet and iroh would still have beef even if jet never saw him heat his tea....#i think jet would still find his vibes very off. and hed be right about that technically#and iroh wouldnt like jet because hes slimy and proud of it. and because he came over to their apt once and sat on zukos bed w his shoes on#he wants his kid to make friends. really he does. but why does this little punk have to be it.#jetko#jet#zuko#iroh#smellerbee#longshot#avatar the last airbender#atla#alicias art
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Jason being brought back to life and deciding ‘fuck it we ball’ so he enrolls himself in medical school: a fabulous concept, very well done
Jason being brought back to life and deciding ‘fuck it we ball’ so he enrolls himself in medical school then proceeds to become besties with Harley, ex physiatrist who survived medical school, also hates the joker, and is very down to help Jason any way she can because goddamnit she’s done this before: a concept I propose
#They meet up for tea weekly#(They just shit talk the joker)#It’s great fun#Jason graduates top of the class with honours#text post#jason todd#batman#red hood#harley quinn
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MMMMMMMMM GOOD THINGS ARE BEING SAID.
Martin consistently stutters, consistently allows himself to build up to a point where his frustrations have nowhere to go other than an abrupt spurt of anger that can almost seem out of character to him in the beginning but are, in fact, intrinsically linked to who he is as a person. He sidesteps his own comfort in favour of others' and expresses his feelings in providing for those he cares about. Simple gestures, like a cup of tea. And later (avoiding spoilers) Bigger Gestures.
Martin has convinced himself he does not matter and attempts to make himself small as a result. Be kind, be gentle and offer comfort to those around him in an attempt to convince them to let him stay. Historically he's been an emotional punching bag for others. His mother, then Jon- you can assume later Lukas too (though in a very different manner).
It's not until much later he starts expressing himself in more honest ways (i.e. post Lonely). He admits his faults and asks for things. Allows his anger and frustration to bubble up organically. Isn't as afraid to express these things as now he's confidant he won't be left in the dirt as a result of taking up space. "I am Martin Blackwood and I am not lonely anymore."
English tea is the most inoffensive thing to offer someone as a source of comfort. The smallest and most effective way to provide in a workspace that he has very little idea to what he's doing in thanks to fudging the records to get in in the first place. The mugs may as well have "Please keep me, I'm helping, see?" written on them. So yes. Yes and Thank you.
#my legacy is just going to be talking about tea in the tma fandom#i think it's the fact that it being simple black tea is IMPORTANT and people from other countries don't understand that messing --#--with that simplicity changes the whole tone and point to what he's doing#icannotescape#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood
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now i'm the one going ahead
from little women (1994)
#the museum#the library#watched that movie today and now im making it everyones problem!!#its also nearing 1am and i had a mug of caffinated tea far too late . so. Also making that everyones problem#((also tangent . adore greta's version of little women however. the 94s beth death scene makes my chest hurt))#nothing else hurts like the knowledge of only having so much time left#as if . their time together is now a summer camp yknow? you try so hard to be in the moment and to cherish every ounce of sweet memory#even with the knowing that your time together will soon end and you may never talk to each other again#but you sleep well at night because at least you were together at all#something something intersected lines eventually have to break away . they will run parallel now :)#charlos#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#cl16#cs55#f1 web weaving#kinda not rlly#f1
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