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sarcasticchaosbitch · 1 year ago

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Rudy, who's been practicing his tea-making skills: I'm making you tea, and you'll drink it whether you want it or not!

Every single Brit in the surrounding area: *horrified gasps*

#i didn't know who/where to send this to so i'm posting it here instead #tf 141 #task force 141 #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #cod headcanons #british humour #the tea talk #UNCONSCIOUS PEOPLE DON'T WANT TEA #alejandro vargas #rodolfo parra

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rat-spit-village · 3 months ago

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say what you want about solas but you have to respect that he's a girl's girl. he's like one of those dogs that growls at all men and will only snuggle with women. elgar'nan? he's never despised anything to the core of his being more than that guy. falon'din? he can't help himself but to spill the tea about that psychopath. and yet mythal? even with all their weird and twisted history? she's an old friend. he hisses at elgar'nan for even deigning to speak her name. he calls ghilan'nain 'brilliant' and 'sensitive' even though she's always been transparent about the fact she thinks the blight is Good Actually. the only remark he has about andruil out of everything he could've said is that she's the god of sacrifice. sacrifice, king? i think that might be putting it mildly. i just fucking love that he turns into a chest-beating idiot in front of any man but he's for sure cried in front of every woman he's ever known

#datv spoilers #i would sell my firstborn for a prequel novel about the evanuris and all their drama tbh #i want the tea on sylaise sooooo bad #ratspit talks

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nibbelraz · 5 months ago

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Prompt fill for @/Snowflake_Daze!

Mobei-Jun and Shen Qingqiu as friends! They love discussing about Shang Qinghua's hobby 🤭 (Hopefully, their neglected husbands can get along too...)

#svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shang qinghua #mobei jun #scum villian self saving system #they love talking about that overworked little author ao much #they has tea and go on walks and maybe even edit said authors work together who knows #my art #nibbelraz

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh

#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say #tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee #in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead #he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet #if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does #does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #rook x lucanis #rookanis #I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd #is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here #no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal #(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol #lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed #lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now #what is this #it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too #matching freaks and having fun with it #as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love #can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues #with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)

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magicomens · 1 year ago

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Happy Merlin finale anniversary to those who celebrate :)

I'm taking a small break from the comic for the holidays, see you in late January with Part 8 and a new story arc!

First >> Prev >> Next

#bbc merlin #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin spoilers #magic omens au #comic #art #long post #this “reflection in the tea” transition is ridiculous and i love it #feel free to send me asks btw!! I love talking about the comic and reading yor questions!!

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housecow · 8 months ago

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belly out for the donut/taco run 🥳

#feeder/feedee #feedism.#feedee.#hucow.#i spilled thai tea all over myself and it got on my neck???#and stained???#so pissed #talk

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tuttle-did-it · 6 months ago

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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.

#murder she wrote #matlock #diagnosis murder #father dowling mysteries #agatha christie’s poirot #columbo #quincy ME #ironside #perry mason #there are a few others #yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now #but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous #and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable #but that is a whole lot of white people #still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars #yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars #and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people #I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in #sister act #but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.#yes I've seen father brown. no

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perish-the-creator · 9 months ago

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Give these four a studio, microphones, and some energon snacks and I'm telling you they'd produce the best Podcast across the whole multiverse.

#transformers #maccadam #transformers earthspark #starscream #g1 starscream #tf prime #tf animated #tfa starscream #tfp starscream #tfes starscream #please the jokes man #like the egos would be suffocating but the tea would be hot #gods the sponsors too #they'd spend like entire segments just shit talking megatron #i need this #im crying at this

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vannysarcade · 2 months ago

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THE SIGN IS SUUUCH A HUGE IMPROVEMENT FROM THE FNAF 1 SIGN I LOVE IT..!! They’re cute and cartoony! Toy Bonnie is even fluffy!!

#fnaf #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #tea talks

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snowberryc · 1 year ago

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When you remember that paintings can talk in TWST:

You can't forget about Rosalia from Cater's vignette, she's lonely too.

#twisted wonderland #twst imagines #twst malleus #malleus draconia #twst shitpost #art #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst art #twst grim #can you imagine the great seven just talking to crowley about how he should look after the prefect better #i feel like malleus would just throw tea parties for people who get rejected or not invited to parties like himself #malleus x yuu #yuu is crowleys adopted child but crowley is a very bad father #twst yuu #twst rosalia bc cater doesnt appreciate her enough

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nellasbookplanet · 11 months ago

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M9: "sometimes we don’t want to deal with a violent fight so we just polymorph our opponent into something harmless and embarrassing and leave"

BH: "we also have a non-violent method! We put our enemies in The Hole"

M9: "oh neat! And then you leave before they can climb out?"

BH: "what no we forget about them until they run out of air and die horribly"

M9:

BH: "there are so many bodies down there"

#hey does vox machina also have a nontraditional nonviolent method of attack?#critical role #cr2 #cr3 #bells hells put ludinus and otohan in the hole challenge #it would be good for them i think #like making a child go sit in a corner but the corner is running out of air #to be fair i vaguely remember caduceus putting a dead enemy in a barrel so it would grow mushrooms for tea #so bh are far from the most morbid of the bunch lmao #nella talks cr

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greenlaut · 1 year ago

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bitter tea & oranges

sequel -> tea & dates

#inspired by the amount of time i spent just standing in jerusalem bureau #and my hc that malik would drink bitter medicinal teas to help with chronic pain #also my hc is that altair has chronic pain. so hes familiar how to deal with it #sort of a peace offering to offer orange to counteract the bitter tea #peeling oranges as an act of love ok ty #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WARM UP the ghost of altair possessed me to draw malik lovingly #my art #asscreed #assassin's creed 1 #assassins creed 1 #assassins creed #assassin's creed #altair ibn la'ahad #altaïr ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf #altmal #ac1 #ac #ac 1 #i will never shut up about jerusalem bureau being my safe place rn #altaïr visiting malik. he can scold me however much he wants. atleast he still sees me as someone worth talking to #maliks hatred recognising altair as his own existence vs al mualims adoration of altair like a well kept weapon

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allpiesforourown · 4 months ago

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Normalize shen yuan being a pretty boy noble who ignores matchmaking and courting.. normalize binghe being his cute little servant who is actually the emperor's long lost son.. normalize Liu qingge being shen yuans knight and fighting Luo binghe when he returns as a prince and demands shen yuan's hand in marriage..!!

#i want them to have tea parties together and take walks in the garden #shen yuan has to be nice to people who want to marry him because he cant offend other noble families by outright refusing #binghe glaring daggers at everyone who talks to his young master...#svsss #shen yuan #luo binghe #bingqiu

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beebeedibapbeediboop · 6 months ago

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My bf offered me a dress...It's giving "I'm waiting for Mr.Darcy to come and utter his unyielding love for me"

#pride and prejudice #bee talks #or “im having a tea party in the garden on a sunny afternoon”

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starry-kittens · 1 month ago

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