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longest i’ve spent on a drawing in a while but i had a lot of fun - from @kitsuneisi + @xmaruu11 ‘s ddvau comic !! check it out it’s super cool
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#i literally don’t interact with any mcyt content anymore except this comic#ddvau fanart#ddvau#ddvau cuteguy#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hermitcraft grian#cuteguy fanart#cuteguy grian#cuteguy hermitcraft#i spent over 3 hours on this#for context i don’t normally spend more than an hour on art#an hour and a half absolutely max#my art#is my art style inconsistent???? pffft noo /sar
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sunshine boy ☀️
#fan art#digital fanart#victoria’s art#c!tommy#c!tommy fanart#tommyinnit#tommyinit fanart#tommyinit dsmp#dsmp tommy#c tommy#ctommy#ctommy fanart#dsmp#dream smp#mcyt#im testing new styles dont mind the absolutely insane inconsistency lately#been unsatisfied w my work so its time for a new era
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Did one of those "1 base 2 artists" things with my friend :DD Their tiktok is @ comet.leo and they're far more active on there
I made the top half and the bottom half is theirs
The base:
#this made me once again realise how inconsistent my art style is#AGH LOOK AT THEIR ART THO#IT LOOLS SO GOOD#THEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO BUSINESS MAKING SUCH A DELICIOUS#DELIGHTFUL#PIECE OF ART#theshaker9000draws#lmk#lmk sun wukong#lmk six eared macaque#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#sun wukong#lego monkie kid#monkey king#six eared macaque
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today on digital devil saga 2 is criminally under-researched (aka crui is a nerd about a 20 year old game)
so i finally got the impulse/opportunity to test out something i've been suspecting for a while but have never seen any documentation on: dds2 has some form of STAB* mechanic with elemental spells for playable characters, based on their associated element (the one they resist + the one their unique gun combos use)
*for non-pokemon folk: STAB == same-type attack bonus. so for example, a chimecho (psychic type pokemon) using extrasensory (psychic type move) will deal more damage than a non-psychic-type pokemon with the same special attack against the same target
i have more tests i intend to make when i have spoons (i'm just grinding mantras for the superboss and noticed it while fighting wild narasimha because that hecker disables my berserker ring), but so far i've tested with my three active characters fulfilling the following:
are fighting the exact same narasimha who has no elemental weakness/resistance/etc (savestates were used and run multiple times; the rng is not fixed until a move is actually used, so i could get multiple data points quickly by making a new savestate every time i loaded it to advance the rng)
have 99 magic
are level 99
have no elemental boost or amp skills equipped
have no rings equipped that may affect damage, outside of boosting magic stat to 99 for consistency
use two different dynes; one of their associated element, and one not. the former consistently did more, and with repeated runs i cannot write it off as damage range.
under cut: many images; by virtue of being in endgame, these will have some spoilers for endgame in plain sight. if you're reading this and haven't gotten to the final dungeon, i highly recommend you go do that and come back later. once you've reached the final dungeon, you're safe to check it out.
(but seriously - i can't stop you, but i highly recommend actually. playing this game first. it's great)
if you're reading this, you've either gotten to the final dungeon or don't care about spoilers; in case of the latter, i'll do a quick explanation of our last party member momentarily. i have been a little misleading because they are. very much a BIG spoiler. but first - gale resists force, and does more damage with zandyne than bufudyne; likewise argilla with earth/teradyne/ziodyne.
(bufudyne was a random pick for gale because i had only five for omoikane reasons, but in hindsight it was a good one...)
now - for those unaware, this last party member's name is seraph. they're a fusion of two other party members both of said party members were associated with/resisted ice, and i'm near-certain that they also got the boost to bufu spells (i can check this at some point, i have a backup save right before endgame) the same way gale and argilla do.
but what's seraph's elemental affinities? no weaknesses, no resistances. so what does this mean here?
extra screenshots because the first agidyne was a high roll - literally the highest i've seen on a non-stab unboosted dyne against a narasimha. yet it's still clearly estranged from gale's zandyne and argilla's teradyne.
the other part? seraph's bufudyne does the same as gale's, and the same as argilla's ziodyne and their own agidyne, the same as expected without stab.
i'm not sure what else to say about this thus far besides putting a list of further tests to do eventually / get proper data for:
100s of attempts so it can be statistically analysed better. easy to code the data collection into seraph (my helper program, named after this seraph because. yeah), possibly more difficult to analyse but my partner got me into this game he can deal with the consequences (being asked to do data stuff) :v
including cielo and heat as well, probably after i beat satan and grind them up as a victory lap (in the mantras sense not the internment facility sense)
earlier save reloads for data for serph, sera, and roland - i doubt they'd be any different, but regardless
other elemental spells - both the basic and -la levels, the ma-s, the maxed out mantra ones, and the dances. is the boost approximately consistent?
does it affect combos? i believe it doesn't, same as amp skills and the like (and because i feel like i would have noticed by now), but will get data for both participants initiating
does it affect items? i feel like that's unlikely, but worth trying
is there a 'reverse-stab' for someone's weakness? i don't think so, but i'll get the data for free and if there's a trend i just got to test the ailment damagers for cielo
likewise, is the elemental boost innate like the gun combo elements? almost certainly. but it would be funny if equipping x resist made your x do more damage. and also not really that helpful?
does seraph get a boost on almighty? my first instinct would be yes, purely because of seraph's gun combo doing almighty damage; it's near-useless if you got reincarnate but still worth checking. and if so, does ragnarok behave differently from megido+/last word?
on that note, does seraph resist almighty? i... wouldn't be surprised - status only says no weakness, not no resistance, but almighty resistance tends to be invisible anyway (looking at you, devil survivor 2 that shows everything else) (you're fine just using as an example)
that would be a lot harder to test but if i get a party of seraph / someone with dragon ring / someone else with all maxed stats and just find something with megido+
anything else i might have forgotten
if you hack pyriphlegethon onto heat does it do more damage. i don't think i can test this one but i would. honestly be curious
but yeah. this is pretty cool, maybe i'll check for it in dds1 as well. if anyone else checks any of this out and makes a writeup or anything please ping me i have autistic hyperfocused on jrpg mechanics for over two decades :v
#digital devil saga#digital devil saga 2#dds#dds2#shin megami tensei#i honestly still don't know if only five tags show up in search or not#i heard that a while ago but have got inconsistent data#but yeah uh. nerd stuff i spent an hour writing instead of going to bed. it is half past midnight oops#DO NOTE THE SPOILER WARNING IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS!!!!! it's worth playing and finding stuff out for yourself#and while it's mechanics and not like. me talking about the story#it's only natural that screenshots from a final dungeon will have some clues as to what that final dungeon entails#also if anyone plays this because of me i will absolutely 100% listen to you infodump#i cried pokemon mystery dungeon style#but like. i genuinely haven't heard anything about this being a mechanic#and while it's not as big an important thing as stab in pokemon is. it's still pretty cool#haha this is a funny joke because the embryon's leader and prominent dude on the boxart uses ice haha ha#i should go to bed
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they do hate it! but they also very desperately need a hug so they'll power through it :]
@la-di-da-la-di-dee-die
#sensory issues in a nutshell#i know from experience#even tho technically side a is meant to be like#sensory issues to the absolute extreme#but too bad i wanted to draw this#we ignore the lacking lore accurate details#also ty ladi for giving me a prompt to draw even if unintentionally ahaha#idk if you have a sona or oc i could've used so it is now just faceless being#ukureticence#ichor's blessing#archangel dyrkethiel#dyrkethiel side a#gwa who would've guessed when i dont draw in a character in several months i forget how to draw his really weird hair style!#on the bright side i made him so he changes it a lot so its not that hard if there's inconsistences
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someone is not having a great day unfortunately :/
#ganondorf#animatic project#thralls of power#oot#wip#my art#Someone is getting his ass kicked by a ten year old!!!! oh nooooo#my style is so absolutely inconsistent it's very funny#I'm trying to power through to the ending but I get swept in the Process instead of doing ms paint doodles :/#anyway#bad day all around for mr dragmire :(
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wines sketches, one from the day she came out on cn and one from the day she came out on global ( today )
#kiki scribbles#im not tagging these properly but i figured id make a tag for some of the sketches that i make even if they go absolutely nowhere#“wow your style has changed so much” wrong! im inconsistent and dont know basic drawing fundamentals#domesticifies your toxic yuri or whatever. gave them their rabies shots and now theyre making cookies or something#i imagined the caption would be something like “the sort of clean up we'd do in any world but the one we inhabit”
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Random sketch dump because (surprise, surprise) I like drawing Sid characters the most right now. Some good, some worse + having trouble figuring out a man's face, but I won't let that stop me <3








First 4 are Julian (I keep forgetting I like drawing the combadges as among us characters), then it's him in Doomsday, Peaky Blinders, and Spy(ies) twice because Malik is my everything for some wild reason
Woe, bonus goofy lil Kareem (Vertical Limit) doodle be upon ye

#sometimes you just gotta post stuff that you don't find satisfactory to show yourself that it's okay to not always sketch absolute bangers#my style is so inconsistent man#and most of these are from months ago anyways#but aheheee#ds9#deep space 9#deep space nine#st ds9#ds9 fanart#julian bashir#doomsday#doomsday 2008#john hatcher#peaky blinders#ruben oliver#spy(ies)#spy(ies) 2009#espion(s)#espion(s) 2009#vertical limit#kareem nazir#my art yeehaw#alexander siddig#siddig el fadil#tw blood#?#though it is very cartoony i guess
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I JUST WATCHED SPIDERMAN !!!! I FEEL SO INSANE RRAAAAJCJSJBCJSHCH
#i have so so#so many thoughts#itttttjsbxnshcbsbc#i love the visuals and the story and the characters and the soundtrack itssss soooo#i love the transcoding in gwens arc i love the way miles wants the freedom to pave his own future#those themes are justt so so imporatant to me#and i love pavitr even though he had veryy little screen time#he absolutely ate with the limited screen time he had he was such a cool and endearing character#and his webslinging style is so insanely cool and im just so in love with how they resdesigned him#and hobie !!! oh my god !!!!!! instant favourite#i already liked him based on vibes alone but god all the gags with him were so funny#i love that he’s best friends with everyone by virtue of being just so insanely cool#his friendship with gwen and miles too !!! i love how much he looks out for miles and gwen#love this cool as hell anarchist#oh my god and the way he was animated too with him being in an almost inconsistent style and being presented in an almost collage style#UGHHHNAHCNS AND THE SOUNDTRACK#FUCKING AMAZING AS EXPECTED#and miguels theme is sooofjjsjc its so striking and insanely cool and just scratches my brain really good#yea go watch across the spiderverse it’s amazing#sony please pay your staff well they absolutely more than deserve it#the amount of effort and passion and just the sheer love for the art of animation from this movie is fucking insane#though i really do wish jessica had more lines and characterisation like i really want to know more about her and her motives#she could’ve been a much more interesting character if they had a bit more time with her#or at least utilised her screen time a lot more effectively#cause even we know more about pav and hobie than jessica even though they had less screen time#juno rambles
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"*firmly grabbing all artists by the shoulders*"
I fixed your post, op /lh
*firmly grabbing all beginner artists by the shoulders* you have to embrace inconsistency. inconsistency is good because it means you are learning. if you focus too hard on making all your art look the same you are really just holding yourself back and forcing yourself to make the same mistakes rather than develop and grow. style and consistency can come later on when your grasp on the fundamentals is stronger. now take this juice box and get out there and make some art.
#this applies to all artists#we are always changing#ive been an artist for my whole life#and i still am changing and adapting my style#inconsistencies are valid regardless of your level of skill#this is not me shitting on op#they are absolutely right
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while having an inconsistent style is typically more of a subject of mild joy for me, I do find it occasionally a little unfortunate. like when I realize I probably can't ever open comms because my examples would look less "here's some pictures of my work !" and more. "look through my tumblr. send me an reference post of the style you want me to go for alongside your oc ref. I'll give it a shot. it might even look something like the style you wanted !"
#recently becoming able and open for commissions vs inconsistent style. fight to the death.#the recent downwards plumment of commission requests; even for popular accounts ; also makes this an unideal time to launch anything.#saying stuff#art industry paying artists less and less as they default to quick AI. the cost of living crisis making most internet lurkers unable to com#this is the absolute worst time for this to happen for me I feel.
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Dream a Little Dream of Me…Getting Absolutely Railed by My Giant Stuffed Teddy Bear.
Plushies!Joel x F!Reader
Idk if anybody remembers but I had written a blurb about Plushies!Joel dreaming about Giant Teddy coming to life and fucking reader. The post got flagged so I don’t remember exactly what was on it, however I decided to re-write something based on it again.
Warnings: Freaky Shit. Giant Studded Teddy bear comes to life and fucks you. heavy breeding kink. Cuck!Joel. Masturbation. Pregnant sex, riding, doggy and missionary style besties we do it all. sex dream. Daddy kink. dub to non con if you count sleeping Joel fucking awake reader.
18+ ONLY
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“You ever tried taking melatonin?”
Joel rolled his eyes. Jesus, all he wanted to do was rant to his brother about his sleep problems, not be prescribed some drug—
“—they sell it in gummy form. Aint a drug.”
—Alright fine, some mythical gummy bear, that will help him sleep.
“S’fine.”
“They’re pretty good. Got different flavors—“
“It ain’t the gummy bit I care about. I’m a grown man. Can swallow a regular pill.”
“Then try it.”
So that’s how Joel found himself shrugging down two fairly large sized pills, gulping it down with a glass of water.
You had just finished your shower, your skin glowing with a sheen of moisture. “You ready for bed? I brought kitty back!” You wave the infamous squishmellow out in front of you temptingly, hoping to entice your very grumpy, back-aching boyfriend into a soothing slumber.
Joel snatches Kitty. “I’ll use her again, but I expect that ass up front.” He’d spent the last 10 minutes neatly removing most of your bed plushies and organizing them along the bench, their beady little eyes staring back at him.
With a kiss to his scruffy cheek, you drag him into the now available bed. “Wouldn’t have it any other way.”
So there he is, with a plush shoved under his back, your body curled against his front, facing him.
He breathes heavily, slowly, inhaling your fresh shampoo and body wash. You smelled of vanilla and mint, and it instantly soothed the rough edges of his brain. He didn’t expect the pills to do much, still a little worried that tonight would be yet another restless night.
He’s about to just close his eyes, lie there and will himself to sleep, until he feels your fingertips lightly tracing the outline of his face.
His eyelids flutter open. “Whatchu doin’?”
“Just relax.” You press your soft lips to his nose.
Joel grumbles but closes his eyes again, taking a deep breath.
Your gentle touch strokes along his hair, around his ear, down his jaw, and drawn across his chin before circling round again. It did feel kinda nice. Tickled, but in a soothing way. He cleared his throat, shifting a tad bit.
“Stop squirming and just relax.”
“I am,” he grumbles back, his eyes fluttering open. he’s greeted by your sweet grin coaxing him under your charm.
He loves lookin’ at you.
Quite frankly, he loves living with you. There was something domestic about it he hadn’t experienced in a long time, since he was just a kid. Home. That was where you are. Despite his current sleep troubles, albeit a life of a poor and inconsistent sleep routine now catching up to him in such a newly domesticated, routinely life with you, he loves being able to say 'I’m going home to my girl.'
…And his 200 stuffed animal roommates. But he had already become so intimately familiar with them, they didn’t bother him in the slightest.
Joel can still see Big Brother Teddy slumped in the corner of the room behind you. He chuckles, shaking his head. “Been a minute.” He nods towards the abandoned giant bear.
Your thumb glides over his cheekbone. “Yeah. But I got the next best thing right in front of me.” He smiles with you, pulling you in for an honest kiss.
“I love you,” he whispers, his breath so warm and familiar against your face.
“I love you too,” you whisper back. “Now close your eyes damnit or I’ll blindfold you next.”
He tuts but obeys. Whatever makes you happy. Who knows, maybe this little face tickling thing will help you fall asleep, and that’s all that truly matters to him—
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He’s snoring loudly like a grumbling bear, drool trickling out of his mouth and on to his pillow. Nothing is able to stir him awake, not even your little pokes to his puffy cheeks.
Stirring his loins awake, however…
He doesn’t know he’s dreaming, although the site to behold in front of him should be a clear indicator.
Joel stands at the corner of the room, like he always does when he watches you, his little porn star, perform depraved acts on your innocent little plushes. This time was no different.
Except Big Teddy wasn’t under you. He was on top of you.
And he was fucking.
The bear gripped your sides with his rounded arms, his hips pumping wildly between your legs. You were sprawled out, gorgeous, moaning and tossing your head in ecstasy as the bear absolutely railed you with his—his—
His giant teddy bear cock.
It was massive, filled to the brim with what he can only hope is copious amounts of cotton, and yet the fur on it matched that of the rest of him. Curly and short and fluffy, drenched in your fluids as he plunged back inside your sopping cunt.
“J-J-Jooeeellll,” you whine hoarsely.
Joel opens his mouth but nothing comes out. He has no words. Teddy’s beady eyes turn towards him. It would be creepy were it not for the way he starts fucking you harder, pounding that pussy like his teddy life depended on it.
“oH-OH fuck me Teddy that’s it..right there—yeah-yeah—uughhh fuck me Teddyyyyyyy,” you whimpered, grinning up at the bear. You cradled your arms around his thick, stuffed neck, and he embraced you. You body wrapped around him like a mating press, heels thrusting in the air, Teddy working his massive bear cock in and out of you. He can hear the squelching, like you were dripping and his member was soaking it all up.
It was the most confusing boner Joel had ever had in his life.
He was transfixed by the press of his cotton belly rubbing along your stomach, beefy arms engaging you. You looked so helpless under your big and full-of-life Teddy, yet you clung to him like someone safe and comfortable, much like how you hold on to Joel in that very same position.
Joel could even tell when you came: your body seizing up, lips agape as your orgasm tore through you. Teddy slowed his pace, rutting into you deep and pausing there so he could feel that pussy spasm around his dick. You finally let out raspy moans, groaning with a smile, pulling Teddy’s big round ears down. And you kissed him. Tongue and open mouthed on his sewn shut string curved into a simple smile, all while your eyes looking hungrily towards Joel. Slitted and aroused in the same way you always look at him when you’ve just squired on any of your other stuffies that Joel talked you through.
And suddenly, words fall from his mouth like natural. “You ain’t done givin’ it to Teddy, yet, are ya baby?” Joel asks rhetorically. “Show Teddy what you can do.”
“I wanna ride it, Teddy,” you rasp at Joel.
You flip the two of you over, with you now straddling his massive soft tummy. Joel finds himself seated, his cock out and painfully hard in his fist. Teddy lies back, enjoying the view of your sexy body poised above him.
It was so oddly familiar. Joel had definitely been in that position before.
Teddy had also been in this position many times too. He could practically feel the way you ran your palm flat against his fuzzy chest, fingers sifting through the tufts of hair. Teddy rubbed his—and I cannot stress it enough myself—fingerless paws(?) across the expanse of your thighs before trailing up your waist and onto your tits.
You placed your hands over top his, letting him grope your breasts. “Teddy Bear.” You let out little pants and coos, giggling as you began rocking your hips, working him back inside you.
“Yeah, yeah that’s it babygirl. Show Teddy what that pussy can do.” Joel keeps his eyes poised ahead while he started stroking his member. “How does Teddy feel? Tell him. Tell him what you want.”
You let out a hoarse cry, riding the giant stuffed and lively animal faster. “Fuck Teddy, FUck me right there! I wanna show Teddy a good time, show Teddy what a —ugh—a good fuck I am. Mmmm It feels sooooo good inside. He’s so fucking big. I want Teddy to touch me here—“ You squeeze his paws firmly again over your breasts—“right on my tits while I ride you. I feel so safe with you, Teddy. I want you to put a baby right here—“
Teddy’s palm drifts lower until it’s positioned over your belly, and Joel lets out an audible groan.
“Right here Teddy, Wanna be bred with your cubs. Want your cotton filling me up till I’m bursting with your babies—fuck—fuck please—please breed me Teddy!”
Joel pumps his cock faster in the same rhythm that you’re bouncing on top of Teddy. Your thighs strain, tits jumping with each rise and fall of your sweaty body. Eventually you place both arms on Teddy’s chest, trying your best but failing to stay upright as you grind your mound on his fuzzy belly, working yourself tirelessly to release. The fur was sticky and damp with your fluids. Teddy gripped you harder, urging you back and forth, using him to get yourself off.
“Fuckfuckfuck,” Joel groans under his breath. The schlick sounds of his fist over his dick can be heard across the room. “Fuck Teddy, FUck your Teddy bear like Daddy fucks you—make him breed you, get ya all round with his cubs—fuck baby you’d look so fucking hot pregnant with Teddy cubs…”
He feels he’s ready to burst any second now. He closes his eyes, leaning back, ready to cum, but when he reopens them, the scene has changed:
It’s like a new day, but Teddy’s fucking you from behind. Your cheeks is pressed into the duvet, ass in the air with Teddy’s paws slapping you, a satisfying smack echoes in time with the way it jiggles. You look a bit—thicker around the hips too. It’s the first thing he noticed, right before you get up on your arms slowly and reveal the very prominent second thing—
Your rounded, pregnant belly settling low. You stare at Joel’s dumbfounded expression, biting your lips with a smirk. “Do you like it, Daddy?”
Teddy wraps a possessive paw around your middle, showcasing your beautiful swollen belly. Your hand reaches behind you to sift through his fuzzy head, his button nose nuzzling your ear as he slowly grinds your ass into him.
“I—I—“ Joel’s panting really hard. He hasn’t blinked in what feels like forever. He may have thought about what you would look pregnant, but he’d never actually been able to put an image to it until he dreamed about Teddy getting you there.
Your tits swayed with each pound too, the weight of your new body forcing each pounce to have a slow reaction.
You looked fucking amazing.
“Teddy filled ya with his cotton, did he?” Joel got up from his chair, his hand never leaving his aching member. “He get ya filled with those cubs?”
You nod with a giggle. “Feel it, baby.” dragging his hand to your belly, Joel instinctually splays his wide palm and fingers over the heft.
“Fuck me,” he hums, amazed. He was expecting a squishy feel to it, genuinely thinking Teddy had just filled you with cotton, but instead it was hard and heavy.
“How many cubs do ya think you got in there?”
You bring your hand down to Joel’s cock, replacing his to start jerking him softly. He lets out an audible whimper.
“I don’t know. Teddy stuffed me so full.”
The Bear continues to pound your ass, but your attention was entirely on Joel Miller’s blazing erection.
“Say it again,” he growls, thrusting into your hands.
“Teddy bred me, Daddy.”
“Again.”
“Filled me with his cotton, knocked me up with his baby cubs—“
“Again!”
“I’m so fucking full of babies, Joel, feels like I’m gonna burst any minute—Teddy filled me with his love, I love Teddy so much daddy fuck—!”
Joel grips the back of your head and pulls you, smashing his lips onto you. He shutters all over before releasing his load, hot, sticky and blindingly good all over your swollen belly and tits. You keep stroking him, forcing him to give it all, making a white ropey mess over your beautiful body. “Fuck-fuck baby you’re so fucking hot, getting bred by Daddy’s Teddy—Daddy gave him to ya, didn’t I? Yeah—fuck babygirl fuck, knew you’d be perfect like this—!“
“JOEL MILLER!!!!”
He lets out a sudden snort, eyes fluttering open. He feels his senses come back to him: your body pressed snugly against his chest, his cock nudged between your thighs, ass hugging his balls. He has his arms wrapped around your front, caging you against him. You’re both sweating, hot and wet especially under the covers. The outline of your shoulder comes into focus, and there’s Teddy sitting lifeless in the corner still.
“W-what…?” He blinks a few times, his hold on you not letting up. He can still feel the aftermath of that glowing orgasm, his dick pulsing against your sopping pussy.
You let out a sigh. So he definitely was sleeping through it all: the humping against your ass, mumbling words and moans, then grasping your body right against him in a frenzied fuck fest. You’d thought he was gonna squeeze the air out of you. No matter what you tried, he wouldn’t get out of this trance, and started sliding his leaking cock between your legs. You were too confused and even more so aroused to be able to really put up a fight. Pumping in and out of your wet folds with desperation. It wasn’t until he was splashing his cum on your thighs, and you falling prey to your own orgasm that you heard him distinctly murmur something about your ‘pregnant Teddy cub belly’ that you had finally given up all decency and screamed, forcing him to wake.
“What…the fuck…were you dreaming about???”
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Ok found Original content i wrote!:
Based on @survivingandenduring 's wonderful find:
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the discussion surrounding generative images costing artists their jobs and being trained on stolen work is extremely important and worth having, but the reason i'm so zealous about pointing them out when i see them (and helping people learn to recognize them) is, once again, consumer and media literacy. ai generators have their arguable uses as tools for inspiration, but they are also tools for manipulation.
generative images, unlike a good photoshop, can be produced instantly with absolutely no skill required, which means that everything from online shopping to political propaganda is now inundated with convincing fakes. this could easily be you!
when doing your shopping this season, please pay close attention to products from unfamiliar sources like etsy shops.
does the product show multiple angles? (this is the most important thing for which you should look)
does the product have a lot of superfine details, yet no zoom on them?
do those details actually connect and make sense as shapes?
are things that should be symmetrical, such as chair legs or lamp bases, actually symmetrical?
does the light source make sense? (like this lamp example: why is the base not illuminated if the lamp is lit?)
if purchasing a print from an etsy (etc.) shop, is the style consistent or does the "artist" somehow seem to be an expert in every style and medium? (like, beware of shops like this one-- even without zooming and investigating, the inconsistent style is quite a red flag)
can you find an "original" of the image, like on an artist's social media, or does it seem to only exist in the context of the shop?
do the elements and details of the image easily distinguish themselves, or do parts of them merge weirdly together? (to use an example from the previously linked shop, check out the bottom of the coat on this image and how it fuses with the clothing beneath-- this is only the most immediate and obvious issue in the image)
REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH EVERYTHING.
my inbox is always open if you want help determining if something is fake. love you guys, protect your wallets.
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Submission by @Zorilleerrant How to Write a Novel
When I make bullet point lists, each bullet point tends to be a couple hundred words, so that’s what I optimize for. But! I find writers usually have a consistent average for that, so everyone should tailor their bullet points to their own experiences. Modify all the numbers as necessary. (And be prepared to revamp them as you go. The outline never survives contact with the writing.) Now how do we turn bullet point ideas into a full novel outline?
Alright. Let’s get down to it.
Step 1: A novel is 50k words.
Let’s break this into smaller sections. 50k is a nice even number, so I like to make 5 parts. A 10k section sounds much more manageable; that’s a normal (long) short story! If you have 5 (or ten) short stories that naturally link up into a novel, this is the final part of the outline. Usually I think that doesn’t happen, though. Anyway, write the 5 high level Events, Inciting Incidents, or Arc Developments. (It could be themes or structural points, if that’s what drives your writing forward, it just has to be The Important Things.)
Step 2: What’s the shape of this section?
So we’ve got our major plot point or what have you. Now it’s important to figure out how to set it up and how to knock it down. I generally block this into a timeline of 10 points (because that’s 1k) to begin with, and then add or collapse bullet points as necessary. The first bullet point should be the opening scene or setup, and the last should be the end of the section or the transition to the next part, but in between is just how to get from A to B. The what is important, but I tend to find why is more helpful to answer so I can figure out how to get characters to do things. If you tend to bang out 1k at a time this is the end of the outline!
Step 3: The Devil in the Details
This is where the bullet point granularity really varies. You can break it up into 10 again (100 words each: a drabble!) or even more if you need to. This can be really helpful because at a certain point you just end up translating the Ideas List into Writer Voice, and once you get the narrative tone down it becomes more consistent. But in general you only need a couple bullet points here: the ones absolutely integral to the scene. Maybe there’s part of the setting you need to describe, or an internal monologue, or a reveal. Put them in order.
Step 4: To write it you have to write it, unfortunately.
Each bullet point should be a fairly short writing section, now. Which means getting all the way through one should be doable in a single writing session. If you know how you want to say it, great! If you don’t, imagine describing it to friends, whether that’s in the silliest way possible, or to try to make it intriguing, or anything else. The beauty of the bullet point lists is you can switch between styles, and you’ll remember during editing why there’s inconsistency every few paragraphs. You can sand that off later; just get the words down.
Step 5: Editing
Throw out the outline. I mean, don’t actually throw it out, in case you need to figure out what you were talking about here or there. But try not to the various sections/segments/bullets as hard and fast rules; some of them will need to be broken up, and others smushed together more. Here’s where you look for the natural chapter breaks. You should also look for any missing scenes, or maybe places where a scene needs to be moved earlier or later. You’ll also, unfortunately, find things that just don’t need to be in the final draft. Save them in a different document, in case people want to see the outtakes later.
Congrats! If you get your novel all the way to this point, it’s ready to be sent to other people to look it over and help you polish it up!
Anyway, for people who like outlining, put all your planning in this part. For people who like figuring it out as they go along, only do the top level breakdown for any section you’re not currently writing; leave most of it blank until you get there.
I hope this helps you or someone write a novel!
-- submission by @zorilleerrant
Thank you so much for writing this!
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— BURNER CELL ; 3 ; DABI ; 荼毗
summary: a night out with dabi. pairing: dabi / f!reader ; quirkless word count: 4.6k tag: humor, maladjusted dabi meets normal adult woman, flirting, canon-based world building, texting as a plot device, slight au, univeristy student!reader, marijuana mention, drinking, blowjob mention, public sex mention, dabi is a guard dog a/n: i know that everyone is always like "yes daddy dabi mmm fuck me yea he's a hard dom" but i for one think he is so scarred that the idea of intimacy floods touya with absolute panic. like, pleasure???? he barely knows that when it's by his own hand. ANNNND we WILL be talking about that! ← previous | the tag
You do end up getting a good grade on that paper.
Which, frankly, is a relief, because ever since you decided to text Dabi, life has been weird. Like... weird-weird. It wasn't the catastrophic derailment you feared, but a slow burn (ha, get it?) of weirdness you feel in your bones.
I mean, Dabi is weird. He is consistently inconsistent in his texting. Bursts of haptic feedback frequently interrupt your focus in lectures that week, and you find yourself being Pavlov-dogged into checking after two or more vibrations break through the usual iMessage silence. He acts like he's known you for years. He's weird.
He's a terminal triple-texter. He's a chronic user of text emojis that went out of style years ago. Weird.
→ dabi ; 9:34am ya idk princess i think i might kms public execution sounds soooo hot rn i am so fuckin hungover what r u up 2 o wait it's tues. ur in class rn aren't u lmfao :p
← bar girl ; 9:36am why are you hungover on a tuesday
→ dabi ; 9:36am depression idfk
He's weird. Sorta funny. And he's clingy.
Clingy if clingy means vying for your attention — and clingy if clingy means texting you again if you don't respond after an hour and a half of silence. God forbid you overlook his texts in favor of doing the dishes, brushing Mizu, or even showering.
Friday evening rolls around and Dabi is still texting you.
→ dabi ; 6:56pm ...i asked you a question it's friday r u going out with nuri + the rest of blackpink or nah :/
You exhale tightly, sweeping the towel closer and ignoring the gathering water droplets on your phone as you hammer back a quick reply.
← bar girl ; 6:57pm i am begging you to let me shower in peace
He's typing.
→ dabi ; 6:57pm what do u want me to say to that. "aha without me????? :p" stfu i don't care about ur shower giran said ur going out.
It does make you laugh — one thing about Dabi is that the flirting is rudimentary and blunt, and he always extinguishes it before you even react. It's sort of refreshing... in a confusing way. A weird way.
He can't help it.
You're kinda fun. In a weird way.
Touya doesn't know what the fuck he's doing if he's being honest with himself. It's not like this is his thing. He didn't think this would turn into a weird, big deal — not that it is... But, his body and brain feel like it is because he likes texting you and hates when you don't respond. Whatever. He didn't think you'd seriously take his number at the bar. No one is ever stupid enough to take him up on that offer.
You're just some stupid college girl who happens to be nice and honest and has a cute cat. A dime a dozen. He can ignore you, leave you on read, and dump you for the next item whenever he wants. Any day now.
Just... Not today.
Your text lights up his lock screen. A scarred thumb swipes it open with ease.
← bar girl ; 7:01pm yes, dabi, i'm going out with them
His smirk is crooked and it pulls at the staples in his cheeks. It's enough for him — and now that he's gotten the reply he wants, he drifts into that sudden radio silence that confuses you.
You're getting ready, phone charging, and find yourself hovering back into your bedroom between hair and make-up — you tap your phone awake, and each time: there's nothing.
It's not until you're in the back of the Uber, shouldered between Nuri and the others, that he finally responds. You squint in the dark at the notification, scoffing to yourself.
→ dabi ; 9:44pm where r u
Something ignites in the back of your mind — the culmination of weirdness. Dabi's looking for you at the bar. Of course, he is.
You hammer back a reply, the two shots you took in the kitchen with the girls — before getting in the rideshare — are creeping in. The glow of your text illuminates your heavy liner and lash.
← bar girl ; 9:45pm relax hot stuff
His reply is almost instant.
→ dabi ; 9:46pm just bc ur pretty doesn't mean u can tell me what 2 do now let's try that again princess where r u
His texts tingle something in the back of your mind. It's the weirdness. It's back. You don't hate it, but it flusters you — just enough that you're quick to respond.
← bar girl ; 9:46pm two min away
Again, his reply is instantaneous.
→ dabi ; 9:47pm :)
And unsettling.
When the ride pulls up to the bar, everyone is quick to thank the driver as they pile out of the back seat and into the crisp evening air. It's getting colder. As you give the Uber driver another kind goodbye and shut the door, you can hear Nuri squealing — a telltale sign that she's found her man of the hour. Or week. Or month. You don't know.
According to Nuri, Giran isn't as shitty as you originally thought.
After all, that new (and expensive) purse on her arm is a gift from The Broker himself.
The acrid smell of tobacco and a touch of something else curls around you in greeting as you turn and blink into the blaring neon signs of the bar. By the edge of the building, Giran is hugging Nuri while smoke curls from his nose like a dragon.
The lean, tall figure in all black beside him puffs quietly on the shared cigarette.
So much for quitting.
Giran insisted on stepping out for a smoke — and well, Dabi was bribed with the offer of a fresh hand-roll. He's got his vices. He hasn't smoked in, like, three weeks. Cut him some fucking slack. S'not like it's a Marlboro. And it's definitelynot that shit Splinter smoked him out with — that horrifying strain that nearly killed both him and Shigaraki one night.
It's a shitty, cheap spliff.
His eyes, cutting and blue, pin you where you stand. He takes another purposeful drag as his turquoise eyes rake over your figure. You look good. Real good.
Pretty.
Between the wisps of smoke, there's something floral, sweet, and soft in the air.
Your perfume.
You ignore the creeping feeling of becoming prey and instead, heed Nuri's laughter and smiles as she waves you over to meet Giran formally. You do as you're told, toddling beside the others as you shake Giran's hand. His dark eyes flicker with something like recognition before drifting sideward to Dabi.
"We're going to head in — I'll grab us all drinks," he grins, the look a little lopsided; Nuri coos and the others hardly protest. Giran takes one last drag of his hand-roll before passing it back to Dabi with a wink; his smile unsettles you, "You two finish that for me, yeah?"
With that, you're left outside the bar with Dabi and his cigarette.
He tugs on the hood over his head a little, sniffling and rubbing his bottom lip with his thumb as he balances the burning gift between his fingers. His eyes haven't left you once.
You take the opportunity to look him over. Ripped jeans, a broken-in pair of Doc Martens. There's a black t-shirt hem poking out from under the baggy, black hoodie on his shoulders. Some scraggly, nearly illegible metal band name is embossed into the material.
There's a black face mask tugged around his chin as he aims to finish the cigarette. He flicks the embers into the wet pavement in a practiced move. The burning butt hangs between two long and deft fingers.
"You're starin'."
You cross your arms, tilting your head as you meet his gaze. "I thought you told me you quit."
His laugh is a raspy, dangerous wheeze. Dabi leans back against the building's black brick. Beneath his hood, you can see his blue eyes narrow.
"Don't get yer panties in a twist," Dabi murmurs as he swallows and exhales, "It's a single spliff. S'nothin'."
Ah, so that explains it.
Arms still crossed, you gesture easily for a hit. You crook two fingers, black nail polish glinting in the neon lights. Dabi hesitates, the dwindling cigarette perched between his lips.
"No," he denies the request, smacking your hand down and away, "M'not corrupting you."
"Corrupting me?" you laugh, tucking your hand back under your armpit to stay warm. You're regretting not bringing a jacket. You just didn't want to deal with coat check, "Seriously?"
It's bad enough he's dragged you into his shit.
"Giran's shit sucks anyways," Dabi explains away roughly, flicking the butt of the remainder of the roach, "S'barely enough to get a rat high."
"Perfect. I love rats," you chirp back; your grin is slow, "I'm a one-hit wonder anyways."
Suddenly, Dabi feels the need to protect you surge inside of him. He puts greater distance between you and the spliff on instinct.
What the fuck is happening?
"I'm not getting you high," Dabi says firmly, taking one last drag, "And I'm not giving you any drunk cigarettes either. S' against my glimmering, perfect morals."
"Riiiight," you nod; the weirdness is ebbing away. Right now, it feels like another night of texting. Easy. Fun. You sigh and shake your head, "Must be hard being such a perfect guy."
"You've got no fuckin' idea," he drops the roach to the pavement as he exhales long and hard before gesturing to his lonely state outside the bar, "Gotta beat th' girls offa me."
"Is this you wallowing?" you ask in good humor as Dabi cracks his neck.
"No, this was me waitin' fer you t' show," he corrects before lobbing one long arm around your shoulders and tugging you close to his side, "Cuz' m'gonna have t' beat the guys offa you."
He smells like fire and tobacco and a little bit of weed, but also laundry detergent and crisp, sporty deodorant. Like a real person, and not like some mythic League of Villains member who needs to hide his face to even be here.
He tugs the face mask back up his jaw, the hood still on.
You're back to feeling weird. Like prey. But, less like the rabbit in his snapping maw, and more like the treasured kill. Is that what this feeling is? He feels it too. He's been feelin' it.
Is he catching feelings?
Are you?
This is why he asked if you were going out, isn't it? So he could keep an eye on you. So he could keep anyone else away from you.
Clingy.
You don't say anything, only slip him a curious look when he tosses the bouncer a crinkled wad of yen from a well-worn wallet for your cover charge. You allow him to lead you into the bar, and you allow his arm to stay around your shoulders. The tall, dark-haired arsonist weaves easily through the chatter, music, and dancing — and easy as breathing, his arm slips from your shoulders and down your arm. He doesn't hold your hand — but he does tug on your wrist as the crowd bunches together near the bustling bar.
The back of him cuts an intimidating figure.
Dabi is tall.
Wordlessly, he manages to make enough room at the bar. There's an open seat. He nudges his chin towards it, allowing you to slip up onto the stool. It feels like you've got your own guard dog of sorts.
You don't know how to feel now.
The weirdness is back on your tongue.
Dabi is fiddling with his dangling, silver earring as he speaks. It's loud in here. Busy. Lots of bodies. The thrum of the bass is heady and heavy in your chest. He has to lean down — to get close to your ear — for you to hear him.
"Whaddaya want t' drink?" he calls over the baseline, his arm leaned on the back of your seat.
You turn your cheek, wondering if you should milk this whole guard dog act. You make a move for the small purse hanging on your shoulder. Dabi waves you off, looking non-plussed.
It's a peace offering, he reasons. For blowing your phone up this whole week... Right? Not like he has to apologize. That's what people do. They fuckin' text one another. S'whatever.
"Just lemme buy you a fuckin' drink, will ya? Don't make it a thing," he says again, tugging off the black face mask and stuffing it into his back pocket.
He doesn't really need to worry about anyone clocking who he is in here — it's dark enough, and not exactly the best bar in Kamino Ward. Dabi tugs his hood down and runs a palm through his thick, black hair. He's fixing his cowlick, trying his best to hide the creep of shyness.
Don't make it a thing.
Isn't this a thing? This whole thing?
You sit up a little straighter, leaning in to speak up over the music. At your cue, Dabi leans down again and your nose nearly brushes the staples crawling up his cheeks. "Fine. Get me a rum and coke."
It's confusing. You're... fine with being this close to him. No one is ever this fine with being close to him. He's mangled and scarred and fucked up, and usually fear makes people bite. You haven't done that.
You've treated him like a normal fucking person.
He scoffs. He turns his face and you can smell the cigarette on his breath. And mint. The echos of chewing gum.
"No need t' be frugal about it, princess."
Your eyes narrow incrementally, trying to sus out what the everloving fuck is happening right now. Is this real? Is he real? Are you seriously here, letting Dabi buy you a drink after allowing him to blow your phone up with nonsensical texts all week? The Dabi. The League of Villains' Favorite Fire Starter, Dabi.
Texting him was a bad idea.
Letting him buy you a drink is an even worse one.
Your rum and coke and his shitty beer are traded for another wad of wrinkled yen with the bartender. You accept the bought drink, gathering the straw before knocking back a strong sip. Dabi swigs his beer, but his blue eyes stick on you in the swiveling strobes of the bar. Blue eyes connect with yours and you find your gaze hitching on the way his Adam's apple bobs as he drinks.
You never considered Dabi handsome.
Not until this moment.
Maybe that's where you went wrong with all this. Maybe you fucked up by assuming you'd never be swallowing down a wad of attraction as heavy as a magnet. It's so apparent you almost choke.
His pierced brow quirks as he side-eyes you.
What the fuck is going on tonight?
It's fine. You smother the thoughts blaring in the back of your mind like a fire alarm with another longer sip of the rum and coke in your hands. The condensation is cold and wet. Grounding. Remember who you are. Not a villain.
He can eat you alive.
But, Dabi... He... doesn't really want to.
You're squeezing the lime into your drink when Dabi leans in again.
"What's the deal with Giran an' Nuri, huh?"
You follow his eye-line and spot the two in question at the far end of the bar. They're mirroring you and Dabi except for the distinct amount of touching. Nuri can hardly keep her hands off of Giran. The Broker doesn't seem to mind. You lean into Dabi's personal space as you respond. Both of your gazes remain on the two.
"I told you," you remind him, "She thinks she can fix him."
Dabi's laugh is dry in your ear. "Is gettin' in his pants part of her plan?"
You roll your eyes at him, turning to lean a bit closer. "He bought her that Hermès bag. I don't really blame her for wanting to sleep with him after that."
It's a joke.
Dabi smirks into his beer. "What, is buyin' you a drink not enough? I gotta go designer now?"
You're impressed that you don't stutter; liquid courage be damned. "Is that an offer?"
Dabi sneers. He shoves you with his elbow albeit lightly. It's a signal — drop it. Just like how he extinguishes any flirting over text, he does it now in person.
"S' dedication on his part."
"Maybe it's love," you coo as you take another sip and look up at him, "Maybe they're meant for one another."
Touya drums his knuckles on the back of your bar stool as he rolls his jaw. He's quiet for a while — busy dragging his eyes around the establishment. Seems like everyone here has someone with them. Someone they care about. How the fuck do they do that? How do people trust like that? Touya's blue eyes narrow in on Giran and Nuri once more, only to feel like he's intruding. The sight of a long kiss shared makes Dabi drag his eyes away from the two at the end of the bar. A pang of longing strikes up his core, only to be worsened when he looks down and sees you staring at him again in the darkness of the bar.
"What?"
"You're high," you say with a growing smirk, "Aren't you?"
"Fuck off—"
"—I knew it."
"M'not high," Dabi counters, realizing as he speaks that he is. Just a little bit. Not enough for it to be a problem, "Shut up."
You feel a little bit like you've won a game. The rules were never clearly defined, never agreed upon — you watch him inhale sharply through his nose as his eyes dart around the bar behind him.
"Then why'd you get so quiet about that?" you pry, leaning against the cool, damp counter as you swivel in your stool. Your knees brush his thigh.
Maybe if you pretend that attraction isn't there, it will go away.
Maybe it will die a lonely death in the pit of your heart.
"About what?" he grits out, leaning onto his elbow. He crosses his boots at the ankle, trying to ignore the burn of your body pressed against his in the closeness of this bar. Dabi's fingers pick at the label of his beer absently.
"About looooove," you yammer on, waggling your head and leaning closer, "What, does Mr. Bad Boy not believe in love?"
Dabi scoffs in your face. "You're drunk."
Your lips part. You look offended — but he can see a smile tugging at the corners of your lips regardless. You press a palm to your chest as you speak, "I'm fine."
"Fine enough for another rum 'n' coke?" he asks as he nods towards your empty glass. The ice is melting. Dabi'ssmirking.
You flatten your look. "I'm buying it."
"Nope," he pops the 'p'. He's wrangling for his wallet again and digging it out of the back pocket well-worn pair of skinny jeans. His fingers are quick, flipping the torn and half-destroyed wallet open as he flags the bartender down, "I told you. Don't make it a thing. Do y' want another one, or nah?"
You squint at him.
Then, you concede.
"One more."
Dabi's grin breaks across his face like a lightning strike. Dangerous. "Good girl. Was that so hard?"
The weirdness gives way — it burns. Your chest feels like it's on fire. If Dabi notices, he doesn't say shit. You're glad. You don't know if you'd ever be able to come back from it if he did.
There's a part of him that knows what he's doing. There's a part, deep down, that knows this will end up hurting worse than anything imaginable, he's sure. But, whatever. So it goes. Touya doesn't give a shit. Hurting makes him feel human.
That rum and coke arrives just as some clean-cut, dopey-looking fucker strides up the bar beside you. He's got a patterned button-up on and a watch that looks too heavy for his wrist. Dabi is paying, jutting his jaw out in thanks to the bartender, when Mr. Perfect tries to strike up a conversation with you.
His teeth are eerily white in the bar's dark as he tries to get your attention.
You try to hide a wince when the stranger's hand touches your shoulder.
(You don't wince when he touches you, Dabi realizes smugly.)
Before the man can even talk to you, there's a pair of turquoise eyes boring a hole into the man's skull.
"Hey, pal," comes the rasped crackle of Dabi's voice over your shoulder, "She ain't interested."
You haven't heard this tone from him before — it's flat and hollow and sharp, almost like being on the receiving end could make you bleed. It takes a moment for it to register, and when you blink up at Dabi, you realize that he's angry.
Your fingers tighten around your drink.
The man doesn't seem to get it. He just laughs — and tries to brush off the attempted cock block by doubling down.
Bad idea.
You can't help but freeze when Dabi moves, sliding behind you and cornering the man against the bar. Suddenly, the resident arsonist's poor posture is forgotten. His height unfolds a wave of intimidation as he roots his fist in the back of the guy's collar.
"You know," Dabi grits with a flash of his eyes as he leans into the man's personal space; the expression could be mistaken for a smile, but you know better, "I really fuckin' hate it when I have to repeat myself."
You tighten your jaw. You take a sip of your drink and try to ignore the tension developing beside you. You sip your rum and coke and pray this doesn't become a bigger scene than it needs to be.
One hard shove displaces the unwanted attention — and now Dabi has assumed the spot on the other side of you. He leans on the bar, both elbows planted, and then tips back his beer. The victor.
Your eyes dart over your shoulder. The man is gone, lost in the flood of bouncing bodies on the dance floor.
Morally speaking, you're on the ropes. You're a grown woman. You can take care of yourself. You know how to say no. You know how to tell a man to fuck off and eat shit. You can do it, and... you would. You were about to—
"Stop makin' it a thing."
Dabi's voice cuts through your thoughts. You blink back at him and realize he's avoiding eye contact.
You cross your legs, exhale, and rub the spot between your brows.
This bastard is giving you a headache. But, y'know, nothing new there.
"I could've handled that on my own, y'know—"
Dabi scoffs. He taps his finished beer down onto the counter before pushing back upright and turning to look at you. His hair hangs in his eyes.
"—That's nice. I don't care—"
"—But, thank you."
You pin him with a look that's all too unamused, and Dabi doesn't like that his heart does some weird fuckin' stutter thing. The villain's brows knit for a moment as he tries to sort out what the fuck is happening, and then he rolls his jaw and shrugs. He goes a little rigid at the thank you.
"...It's whatever."
It's cute.
Your expression softens. You settle into your seat and take a sip of your drink. Dabi's stare is off a thousand yards, rooted somewhere between the drink coaster and your thighs.
"Stop making it a thing," you parrot back at him, nudging him with your elbow.
It drags him back to earth. Dabi snorts through his nose, then winds his arms around himself as he makes a point of scouring the bar. His voice is dry. "It's not a thing."
Right.
Right.
For once, you're thankful for the interruption of your friends begging you to come dance.
The three of them are beaming brightly, their hands tugging on your arms and shoulders as they swarm you at the bar. You have to laugh; they're insisting the song that's playing is your song but you have no recollection of ever even liking this artist. It's a ploy, you know, to get you to let loose.
You glance towards Dabi.
You swear he's almost smiling.
"I don't dance," he rasps, leaning lazily against the bar, "So don't ask."
"Fine," you murmur, wriggling down from the stool and taking a brave, long sip after tugging your skirt down; you brush your shoulder against Dabi's as you step away from the bar, "Suit yourself."
Your friends are cheering, tugging you into the fray. And Dabi is left there, leaning against the bartop, watching you disappear into the crowd.
Maybe you should have known, then, that this exact predicament was bound to happen.
It happens four songs in — right after you finish the rum and coke that was delivered right into your hands when your darling Nuri made her appearance. The lights sway, slow to catch up to the bob of your head as you let loose.
You smell that cologne first.
Then, there are hands on your waist.
A big watch, no doubt a fake, snakes around the front of your waist. Your brows knot together as your mouth curls into an angered scowl. You're about to stomp on the guy's foot, you're about to throw the watered-down dredges of your drink in the guy's face.
But, as quick as the touch came, it was gone.
Then, the smell of fire on the night air.
The new hands that fall on your hips are decidedly more conscious. They don't tug or pull, they simply curl around the soft curve there. The owner of the hands leans in, his chest pressed to your back, as he's jostled by the crowd. The studs on his belt are cool against the skin above your lower back where your shirt has ridden up.
When you look back, familiar turquoise eyes are staring.
He leans closer, your stride in the dance unbroken, and raises his voice over the bass.
"Don't make it a thing."
The position is entirely too intimate for you to even register. Then, his eyes flick a little lower, and you lean your head back a bit against his chest. Your hips rock a bit, only enough to keep the beat, as you tilt your chin and lean to speak into his ear. Your nose brushes his scars and his entire body reacts.
"I thought you didn't dance?"
If your hips roll against him again, you try to tell yourself it was on accident.
And just like that, he's swooping your finished drink out of your hand and he's gone.
He doesn't dance. He... He doesn't... feel things. He could walk out of this bar and feel nothing. He could dump his burner in the harbor and never look back, and there would be no skin off his back.
Just... Not today.
Not today, he tells himself as he steps outside with a bummed cigarette in hand trying to adjust himself in his jeans. It dangles between his lips as he grunts, puffs, and the keys on his belt jingle. Touya rubs his palm against his eye as he tries to get a grip.
You're just some stupid college girl who happens to be pretty and kind and has a nice ass. A dime a dozen. He can fuck you, leave you on read, and dump you for the next item whenever he wants. Any day now.
So why doesn't he?
He could buck the fuck up, head back in there, and drag you to the bathroom.
He could. H-He could. Give him ten minutes, and he could make a mess across your face like he keeps havin' those dreams about. Give him some time and he'll have you screamin' his name — and no one would even hear it over the music.
Touya tugs at his hair.
He could.
That doesn't mean he wants to, though.
Fuck.
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I'm very curious about your Posepoli AU if you are OK with sharing facts about it ? Maybe what you have in mind? Or what Poseidon have in mind withvhis proposition 🤔 I can't only imagine the crew reaction
Also I'm in absolute love with your art ! The way you color? Your Odysseus ? Incredible. Make me think about fairy tales book illustrations you know ? And don't let go on your design of Poseidon ? He look so cold and distanced, it's actually genius!
Oh, thank you so much 💖 It means a lot! I loved illustrated fairytales as a kid and had a similar book of Greek myths, so that's probably where the style comes from, hehe
As for the AU... I lied shamelessly in the other post and speedran through coloring the panels and imma show y'all everything today!
If you haven't seen the previous one go check it out first
SO, Polites lives. But now he has to cope with the consequences of their recklessness,,


⬇️⬇️⬇️ cut because yapping again
The wind bag gets opened, and they're faced with Poseidon seeking revenge,,
Odysseus' apology isn't accepted (who even apologizes like that??), but Poseidon doesn't get to strike him —
Polites steps in and asks for them to be spared.
The god almost laughs in his face because that's an utterly ridiculous attempt, but decides that there's no harm in amusing himself a bit. Yet, no matter what Poseidon thinks about the man and how much he despises his ideals,, Polites is very different from most mortals he met, with his unshakeable belief in a better world (that realization happens much later in the plot, at the moment he's just pissed off)
So, yeah. Poseidon gives them a challenge: if they find another way around the storm, continue their journey without harming or killing (as per Poli's ideology), and get home, he will spare everyone, even Odysseus. The one who's formally "responsible" for holding up their end of the deal is still Polites, and he gets a kind of seal/tattoo as proof that neither side will go against the terms (yay ✨️aesthetics ✨️)
Forgot to mention: the whole crew is alive — 600 men making their way to Ithaca!
Next stop would be Circe's island,,, guess who will become besties? Ehehwhe
Things I believe are important to mention:
Poseidon REALLY doesn't like Polites in this AU (well,, for now) and wants to see him fail, then drown the fleet and be done with it
His main motivation here wouldn't be to avenge Polyphemus, but to prove that Polites is wrong (same as with Odysseus, but more intense)
Get ready for tons of mockery in the next part ( ;∀;)
I headcanon (not just in this AU but in general) that Polites, Perimedes, and Elpenor are also very close friends!
Odysseus is oblivious about Poli's feelings towards him (dude is mole-blind when it comes to that), but Eurylochus knows
Umm, so that's it for now! See y'all next time, because telling things without throwing pictures in seems meh... However, that's up to you, too. I can continue as it is and draw the scenes you'd like to see and/or choose later :3 Just write how u think would be more okayish i guess??
Bonus thing: congrats on reading till the end lol. there is one inconsistency in the comic above. at the sketch stage I flipped 3 of these panels, and they don't match with the other ones (seen in the details) first one to guess (say the nr order, idc) gets to request ANYTHING epic‐related from me :D
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