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if I had the power to retcon anything I'd retcon what they did to the we are robin kids. esp what they did to riko, let riko sheridan go back to being the mean geeky fail girl she was always meant to be
#dc comics#4 some reason the writers played a game of telephone and came out w a completely new personality#she turned into an edgy sarcastic loser#like she was alr sarcastic but then it became all she was#they failed her they failed my girl#AND THE VILLAIN PLOT#the stupid fucking villain plot
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There's a meme going around to draw your comfort characters as the Steven meme.
Bowser's never been a comfort character for me, but thinking about how great an Illumination Smash Bros movie would be with these two having the dumbest greatest villain team dynamic has brought me SO much joy this year.
#ganondorf#bowser#I spammed chat about it once I have a VISION#Gan's so manipulative and Bowser's so stupid like let me do OoT Ganon + Bowser Villain Dynamic Duo for an Illumination Smash movie#after letting me establish Gan as a bastard cat in an illumination OoT movie obvs#Just please please PLEASE imagine Ganondorf trying to teach Bowser how to impress a woman with like. Common Courtesy.#Mario's training montage except it's Bowser getting Miss Congeniality'd by Hyrule's Most Wanted Diabolical Mastermind#and it's not even about how to be a good villain it's literally just how not to immediately fuck up with a girl you like#with gan becoming increasingly exhausted and bowser trying SO hard and Kamek being SO jealous Bowser has a new sorcerer bestie#who is very obviously using him and will throw him away by the end of the film -- leading to Peach genuinely sympathizing#until Bowser immediately fucks it up but in a less egregious way because he's trying and that's what matters kind of#AMA I have this whole plot in my brain aklsjdfa
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The Doctor / Me watching Doctor Who, like, once a season:
can't believe I keep falling for this. Even more so can't believe the doctor keeps falling for this.
#Fool me fool me twice and all that#No really tho. The number of times I've been here like oh hey funky new plot / villain#And then wip out one of those helmets. Show it's shadow. That god damn tear duct door in the what#Season 8 finale?#Now the season 10 finale????#Cue me flipping the table like oh lads not again#At least the daleks are like hey what up we're the daleks and we're here to fuck u up again#The cybermen keep sneaking up on ya#Or maybe I'm just stupid and it's obvious from the beginning#But then so is the doctor#Doctor who#doctor who memes#Cybermen
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K so, Semblances are connected to Aura which is a manifestation of the soul yeah?
In Before the Dawn, the father of the villains confirms that one of twin's semblance was active in the womb throughout a good portion of the pregnancy
Meaning, in Remnant, fetuses have souls. Wonder how legal abortions are
Edit: just remembered Pyrrha had to unlock Jaune's Aura in V1, so does that mean someone cracked open a fetus's Aura inside the womb? Was Gillian strong enough as a cluster of cells to unlock it herself?? Wtf is this origin story???
#rwde#I don't think myers wrote this w the angle of prolife propaganda but hoo boy did he not think this plot through#(tho idk his politics so he could have subconsciously done it. this is the doctor who moon abortion episode all over again)#btd sucked so bad but what keeps snagging in my brain is that the whole thing that kicked off the twins monarchy scheme -#- the crown birthmark born to one every generation - was apparently burned into gillian???#and its NEVER FOLLOWED UP ON#like kudos to FUCKING COCO OF ALL PEOPLE for commenting on her enemy being BRANDED but why is it just the one comment???#idk who I'd go for first: the father or the brother. who's ego is inflated enough to justify burning their own kin?#and why even do it? i dont think myers would write jax and gill to follow the royal tradition of bloodline purity-#-so they couldnt rule together right? why even bother marking her if the crown would always go to jax?#and why cant a single rwby villain have a scheme that makes sense to some degree?#jax wanting remnant to get a little bit genghis khan is so fucking stupid and baseless. where is the logic behind it?#the best villains either do heinous shit for shits and giggles or they genuinely do have a point but came to the wrong conclusion#thats why tyrian and watts are the only decent villains post v3. theyre both in it for themselves and unapologetic abt it#jax and gill are just annoying. go join a fight club and leave vacuo alone kthxbai#anyway thanks for attending another episode of rwby has shit world building and even worse implications#yodeling into the void
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Yesterday I saw Beetlejuice 2, and it was very meh, especially the ending. I have not been in a movie theater in ages, and I come back to this?? *sigh*
But I guess I should be thankful it could have been worse. I wouldn't mind watching a Beetlejuice 3 tho, or a TV show. There were so many new characters there could be plot for another 2 movies I swear. Spoilers in the tags.
#The sexy lady villain is useless like very VERY useless#she does NOTHING at the end of the movie she is just there because she is the new wife of Tim Burton ...fucking stupid#the ´´real´´ villain is also very dumb...gets defeated very easily#the 90s kid inside me wanted Lydia and Beetlejuice to be together now that Lydia is legal#BUT BEETLEJUICE ALSO GETS DEFEATED IN A STUPID WAY I HEAD SLAPED SO HARD#so many characters with so little plot for each one I really hope they do a TV show or something to cover all the holes the movie created
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btw this is what i mean by the weirdddd kinda sus dru scene. the brooding. plus a funny subtitle typo
#like okkk its cus he got 'lied to'... which i dont think he.. technically did?#like he never said he wasnt going to return it. or it was for his job#its still TECHNICALLY what dru asked for which was to do a joint heist#also yeah there was a stupid argument plot. EURRGHHHHH.#like dudeeee u cannotttt set me up w gru and dru connecting bc of both feeling like disappointments to their parents#and then have gru be like 'wellll no wonder dad didnt love u' DUDEEEEE.#esp when in the same movie they tell us gru was blamed for his fathers death????? for being such a failure?????#like it would notttt happen. im sorry#also the fckingggg falling out hing is so stupid. like dru is incompetent and goofy but like whyyyy disown him. he didnt DO anything#except be kinda useless. ANDTHEY MAKE UP IN THE NEXT SCENE#pleaseeeeee please tru villain plot dru return to me please#dude the way the gorls r written too. i feel naught but pain#how do u go from them being kinda scared but brave against vector. to actively fighting against el macho. TO LITERALLY NOTHINGGGG W BRATT#wahhhhh im scareedddd wahhhhhh !! aiiiieee!!! DUDEEEE U LITERALLY SAVEDDD THE WORLD LAST FILM. stopppp#also they reuse the same joke w agnes shattering glass w her scream from 2. TWICE#im such a hater sorry. this movie frustrates me beyond belief#there are like 4 scnes that i rlly like. and all of them r just the minions#i think lucy is the most in character but she has like zero funny scenes compared to the one billion from 2. and her plot w the gorls is ba#also this is just personal but the idea of dru like. coopting the minions makes me soooo sad. THOSE ARE HIS FUCKING FAMILYYYYYY U MONSTERRR#btw the credits sequence rlly is the best part of the film apart from the minion scenes. reminds me of the dynamic w vector and gru. funnn#i wish it could have been. In the movie#man god sorry to literally be such a hater but oh hhhh my god. the amount of cool stuff tehy cld have done vs the NOTHING they did is crazy
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the tragedy of SAO (aincrad) is that it's actually rather good, but is unfortunately attached to SAO (everything else)
everyone rags on kirito for being awesome mccoolguy, the greatest video gamer ever but that only happens AFTER sao. in sao he's 1 - fourteen, and trying very hard to be cool 2 - social anxiety out the wazoo 3 - very very bad at making friends (outside of his small friend group, most people on the front line are like "ugh, that guy") 4 - actively and constantly being traumatized by having to fight for his life and by watching people die in front of him. (This isn't just about Sachi, though she's the final straw that breaks him.) The very first quest he runs he meets another beta player, teams up with him, and then the guy tries to murder him for getting the rare drop first but fucks up and dies doing it.
why does kirito act the way he does? gee!! i fucking wonder!!
hes not awesome mccoolguy he is a feral cat who asuna has been going pss pss pss pss pss at for months
#i will accept the GGO arc solely because it birthed many transfem headcanons#and also because the main primary fucking plot was ''kirito processing trauma from having to be a child soldier''#which is good. thats good. the villain is stupid. the faux-yuri with sinon was bad. the plot set up was dumb.#but the EMOTIONAL stuff was good
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The older I get, the worse Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland ages for me...
#vic speaks his mind#alice in wonderland#i swear to god#if one more person says mirana is the real villain#i'm putting my head through a goddamn wall#the plot of the movies is so fucking stupid#the first was fine#but the second one makes the plot even fucking dumber....#and they made the red queen a whiny brat!! and not in an enduring fun way#they made her a literal karen omg#kill me
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watching house md in one go really makes you see when the writing went nosediving huh
#season 5 first episode ??????????#whats going on?#i really hate when they try to prove a stupid point that serves no purpose#just to brush it away for the over arching plot of house being gay with wilson#hur dur house is mean#thats it???????????????????????#like im sorry they are trying to force the narrative to make house the villain but tbh he's right???#'he's so insensitive' ok stop projecting your fears and limitations on others and maybe he'll stop shutting you down#also the hospital drama is getting out of hand for no reason#i dont know man there's this 'house is so mean and destroys everything he touches' forced view#when is people not know how to self regulate#it's not house's problem that some people can't separate their self with their work#sure it's house's MO to take everything personal but he always has this moment when he's like 'game's over. this is real life now'#other dont have this ability and after berating house for 4 seasons for taking things personally then make the biggest fucks up and then cr#anyway i have opinions about house#he's blorbo#he's my little mew mew
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and the worst thing is that vergil DOES sucks. genuinely
#BUT its in the same that dante sucks. that nero sucks. that dmc as a whole is kinda cringe#but it is also extremely genuine. which cancels the cringe factor entirely.#as STUPID as the characters are theyre ALWAYS treated with respect in the story's theyre in. or if they arent its not at their expense#its cool. its just cool. as its core dmc is cool even if its inherently so fucking stupid#anyway this has been my ''you have to ENGAGE with the story. YES the character's actions are stupid NO theyre NOT a loser.''#as for vergil: hes never been a master planner nor a mastermind. hes just reserved in his words and (shut up) self-motivated#vergil doesnt want to change the world or society. he *doesnt fucking care*. he just wants power for deeply personal reasons#HES ALSO BEEN SHOWN TO BE WRONG IN THE TWO (2) GAMES HES BEEN IN. BC DANTE WON. AND LATER NERO#also hes wrong but NOT a villain. hes legit just dante under different circumstances and with different tastes. THEY ADRESSED THIS IN DMC5#''but dam he needs to atone for the two cities'' nobody cares about the humans in dmc. theyre plot points#theyre not cool enough to be focused on on their own. if they do they need to be as off the balls bonker as the half demons#as far as dmc is concerned. vergil's only crime is being wrong.#and hes so fucking strong. hes sooo strong. hes good looking. he has a well written story and character arc imo. hes extremely iconic#and I love him very much. anyway this has been dam ''vergil is my favorite character of all time'' scalproie thank you all#im gonna go listen to bury the light#tagging later
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the way terra gets sent onto the fucking galactic federation ship makes NO SENSE like suddenly he just starts getting magnetized into the underbelly of the ship (is it gravity???) and then suddenly he ends up in jail WHAT.
ah yes "swept onboard" more like hurls into the underbelly of the ship and it fades out like. what.
also i love how they dont show terra breaking out of the cell. he just pulls out his keyblade and then the next shot hes out like can you just show it like a normal person.
#robo ramble#post by person who has seen lilo and stitch <- one of its favorite movies ever too btw#what is this fucking game i stg#i PROMISE im not trying to be this negative. and iknow this is a stupid nitpick but trust me theres worse flaws with this game than just#Terra Got Onto The Ship In A Really Nonsensical And Contrived Way#like how most of this game is aimless meandering waiting for the plot to happen and the wayfinder trio's poorly developed friendship#despite. idk. THIS WHOLE SERIES BEING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.#WHY ISNT THAT YOUR PRIORITY IN THIS STORY ABOUT FRIENDSHIP#ik they wanted to recreate kh1's longing feeling but here the thing#destiny trio was FORCIBLY SEPARATED AND HAD TO REUNITE and there was conflict and drama and the disney villains leading#riku astray while he was looking for kairi's heart and all that#and sora trying to help em both#while the wayfinder trio like. they can all see each other. they just keep dodging each other like STOPPP#they barely made enough time to properly establish their friendship besides wow we wanna be keyblade masters look we have charms#PLEASE CARE ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP WE PROMISE IT WILL BE REALLY SAD WHEN THE TRAGEDY HAPPENS#i dont hate the wayfinder trio!! i just think they were underdeveloped as fuck !!!!
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I hate to admit it. But this is such a shang tsung song (tho i feel i have to state that him being an alchemist,engineer,tinkerer,etc is ONLY ONE ASPECT OF HIM. he is a healer,sorcerer,martial arts master,and badass mofo above that.....tho he is essentially a big ol cutie dorky nerd deep down)
Also.....i love this song period.
Also....i may or may not sing this at karaoke night at momocon as shang tsung next month. Lmao. Wish me luck not to chicken out or too partied out to do so.
#mortal kombat#shang tsung#self ship#self shipping#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#villain f/o#villain/antagonist f/o#i feel this fits any shang but mk11 or mk12/mk1 shang tsung specifically tho with mk12/mk1 shang tsung in particular i only go by my hcs#music#oh yeah why does this fit shang?!#why can i see him in his alchemy lab on his island getting funky to this while making a fucked up lil creature?#only creatures tho not any weird dumb clone shit or something stupid plot related thing#Spotify
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I'm watching the hunger games with people who's opinions I don't agree with HELP they literally don't get the implications of children murdering eachother like I do
(hella I've been reminded of you all day lol this is my 2nd ask about my day kfmsks)
that's genuinely so sweet i dont think you realise how much i appreciate things like this
oh bleugh i hate it when people just dont get a piece of media and ur just kinda sat there trying not to rant like 'you're all missing the fucking POINT'
#and the hunger games too? id be furious#something similar happened to me recently#okay so im very ashamed by this considering the fuss i kicked up about it but i CANNOT resist a show with dragons in it#so i eventually pirated all of house of the dragon and low and behold#youd have some of the most detailed worldbuilding ever and beautiful dragons and a ginormous budget for a fantasty world#and youd be enjoying it and then BOOM violence against women for literally no reason#it bugs the fuckkkk out of me but at least hotd has HUGE wlw undertones and the two main characters are actually women#and are COMPLEX? im not giving any compliments for this bc it's just not good enough but still it wasnt as awful as it has been#(*Looks at game of thrones*)#AND ANYWAY there's this woman in it called alicent hightower when i tell you i will defend her with my LIFE#and it's the typical 'female character made strong due to the trauma inflicted upon her by men'#and she is literally torn from her closest female friendship (love interest?) BECAUSE of men#and it becomes the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT OF THE SHOW god it bugs me anyway#and it's made me superrrrrrrr protective of her bc not only do i adore her but she deserves so much better#like she's supposed to be the villain and the fandom are so thick that they treat her that way but im just like alicent get behind me#AND MY SISTER SAID SHE HATES HER#LIKE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AND MY SISTER JUST OUTRIGHT SAID SHE HATES ALICENT#I WAS LIKE NO YOU STUPID BITCH THIS IS WHAT THE MEN WANT ARE YOU JOKING YOU'RE FEEDING INTO IT#and i didnt know how to EXPLAIN to her why she was so wrong so im just there like why am i always right about everything#and everyone else is always so stupid why why why god im not you're strongest soldier#so yeah <3#ask
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Oh Yang and Blake kiss in the second Justice League movie?
Okay I now know every single reason people like it better than the first one. Thank you.
#lace speaks#lol of course thats why#doesnt matter that everything else is terrible#blake's design is so bad#they could have given HER a cute updo#but NOOO#honestly all the designs are terrible#the plot is stupid#the way they handle superpowers is fuckign stupid#and the villains are fucking stupid#that whole movie is fucking stupid thats why i didnt finish it
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Something is going to make me snap and do the absurd amount of work to create an honest archive of what actually fucking happened in the first season of DSMP. I am so close to the edge.
#It was not the tommy show angst fest of carefully plotted stories with bad guys some people have reinvented it as#its cursed. its stupid its bits and jokes and everyone is evil as fuck but none of them are the villain#and like its being forgotten and ...
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Barber is actually a genius
You see, when Barber wrote the reveal into IDW1 that Onyx Prime was actually Shockwave sent back in time orchestrating all of Cybertronian history, it was really a brilliant moment of in-universe plot events and metatextuality intersecting.
You see, in-universe, Shockwave’s goal for becoming Onyx Prime was to make all things ‘meaningless’ and to ‘destroy hope’ and to ‘serve as an agent of chaos’ by making all of Cybertronian history purely arising by his design.
And in the META sense, this is perfectly mirrored by the fact that the “Onyx Prime = Shockwave” reveal made Shockwave’s death in Dark Cybertron and even the entire story of IDW1 meaningless, destroyed my hope that exRID/OP would ever have emotionally satisfying writing, AND was a completely chaotic choice that came out of nowhere and completely blindsided me thinking that Shockwave logically died after being shot by Megatron and Optimus at once and then sucked into a black hole.
Truly John Barber is the absolute pinnacle of Transformers writing. Such a brilliant mixing of in-universe plot with meta themes that the readers feel directly is such AMAZING writing. A plot twist that you could NEVER see coming and that makes the story SO MEANINGFUL. A plot twist that gives characters AGENCY and that DEFINITELY makes a ton of sense. Such quality writing must be exactly why SO MANY PEOPLE talk about exRID/OP and how BRILLIANT the storytelling is ^w^
#squiggposting#no one defend onyx prime = shockwave to me you KNOW that plot point was bullshit#like not only did barber end up making OP's storyline stupid#he also retroactively ruined dark cybertron by completely undoing the emotion of shockwave dying at the end#like dark cybertron was this MASSIVE THING where the world/universe almost ended#and the ending was good because shockwave died kind of as himself because the megops teamed up together to show him the power of good#or whatever#then in OP barber turns around and goes 'lol shockwave didn't actually die after being physically obliterated and sucked into a black hole'#'in fact he's actually the secret person behind everything that's ever happened ever'#'and he just did it for the lols because he wanted to be chaotic evil and make people feel hopeless'#what the fuck lmao#like congratulations on asspulling a plot to bring back a villain that was clearly dead#and not only doing that but robbing the entire storyline of agency because#actually those people in the past didn't come up with bad things on their own#it was SHOCKWAVE FROM THE FUTURE that told them they should be evil colonizers#why did he do this? just cause lmao anyways here's unicron#do not fuck with me and try to argue that shockwave = onyx prime was good lmao
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