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There’s a lot of crazy shit that happens in Wolverine Origins but I forgot how absolutely batshit insane these 5 minutes are this is…
Wolverine Vs Helicopter
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#x-men#Wolverine#wolverine origins#this movie is amazing and terrible#if it came out in theaters today I’d have a fucking stroke#the daddy issues#the cgi#the stupid fucking plot twist#GAMBIT BABY#lumberjack Wolverine is an under appreciated wolverine#DEADPOOL#CYCLOPS#this whole fucking scene#I actually love Kayla’s storyline ok#I CANT BELIEVE SHE DIES TWICE WHAT BULLSHIT BOTH TIMES#AND THE FUCKING MEMORY STEALING BULLET????#oh god I was so focused on wade missing a mouth that I forgot about the sword hands#ok again CYCLOPS he’s only in a few scenes but it’s arguably the coolest parts of the movie#fuck it#deadpool and wolverine#GAMBIT PT2#striker fucking double taps Logan#and then Kayla makes him walk until he dies????#I always remember that one#this movie sucks#I love it#Kayla’s sister Emma looks so cool can’t lie
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i’ve never been as angry on behalf of a character as i am for sam winchester
#currently thinking about season four and five. absolutely fuckibg mental#the world literally reshapes itself around him to prove him wrong#its all framed as God. Sam was so stupid and selfish and reckless for drinking demon blood. He just liked the power of it and he chose a#DEMON over DEAN.#but. that’s not the story they tell in s4.#like even aside from every single other complexity. Sam is literally right. he has ZERO WAY of knowing that killing lilith is the final seal#AND DEAN DOESNT KNOW TJAT EITHER. like sam is literally right he can kill lilith and he does kill lilith. dean wants lilith dead just as#much. sam’s cardinal sin is disobeying dean and then the world flips around on him and plot twist sam and dean were both wrong all along and#killing lilith is what will bring back lucifer :)#but. it’s not framed like that either. it’s framed like SAM BROUGHT BACK LUCIFER BY KILLING LILITH WHILE HIGH ON DEMON BLOOD#dean you wanted to kill lilith too?????????#but. doesn’t matter dean despite being mostly motivated by jealous anger is retroactively proven to be Right#and sam is retroactively proven to be Wrong. he is bad#i just. jesus. sam’s not evil ever. he’s hardly even that fucking morally grey#and he still thinks there’s something wrong with him that he’s a freak that he’s inherently evil and needs to be purified#why?? cause of something fucked up that happened to him when he was a baby#and because he’s disobeyed his father and his brother and been angry at awful things that have happened to him#makes me feel fucking insane actually#no wonder narrative frames sam as evil no wonder he’s inherently marked as Bad by the forces in supernatural like even on a meta level#in supernatural gods just another shitty father. embodiment of the familial patriarch. and from sam’s very first moment on the show he’s in#opposition to that he’s ran away from john and he argues with dean. therefore he is evil#i don’t think my words r really making sense right now but. fucking hell#and sam is so swamped in guilt all of season five and he just fucking accepts that everything bad is his fault#and he gets tortured in the cage to save the fucking world and it’s STILL not enough. not to appease his own guilt and not to appease deans#anger at him. dean is still throwing his perceived violations back at him in like season nine!!#and whenever he tries to get out it’s treated as yet another Sin. narrative acts like sam thinking dean was dead and having a life outside#of hunting is The Worst Thing He Ever Did#worst sin sam ever commits in the eyes of the show is disobedience. Absolutely awful actually#spn#sam winchester
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Calling all Dair shippers!!!!!
I want to start reading fan fiction of them, but I have no idea where to begin.
My only requirements are that it's in English (why must you be the only language my stupid brain could leadn), is an AU and that (while I don't mind if he shows up) Chuck doesn't get any kind of a redemption arc like if he's in the story I want the narative to treat him like the villain he is (the same with Louie tbh but I'm guessing he dosn't get much focus).
I would also prefer it if it took place when they're adults (but I'm willing to give fics of them getting together sooner a try).
So, if you know of any fics that fit that description, please leave your recommendations in the comments.
#gossip girl#blair waldorf#dan humphrey#dair#gg#dan x blair#dair fanfiction#gossip girl fanfiction#blair x dan#dair ship#gossip girl ship#leighton meester#penn badgley#dan humphrey x blair waldorf#blair waldorf x dan humphrey#chuck bass hater yesterday#chuck bass hater today#chuck bass hater always#coz fuck that man#& yeah dan was gossip girl#which is super messed up#but i think we can all agree that the reveal was stupid & made no sense#like there was litrually so many times that gg messed with him & his loved ones#& times he was alone & still seemed shocked/upset/angry over the gg blasts#like are we supposed to believe that dan was just trying to not look guilty in front of......no one#& yes i know the plot twist happened years ago but I'm still gonna die mad about it coz i refuse to move on from anything#anti chuck bass#not even that relevant i just love that tag
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thank you pinterest i love him too
#boyfriend to death#btd lawrence#lawrence oleander#plot twist i hate him#stupid fucking florist#need him dead#OH WAIT!
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Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!
Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?
Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
Kidnapper: Wha-
Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.
Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.
Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.
#Kidnapper: Plot twist#Kidnapper: Like you wanna team up bro? i was just gonna hold him hostage for money but he is kind of annoying.#Kidnapper: Dude would not stfu. kept trying to convince me I'd make a great backliner if i wanted a career change#Kindapper: Then he started insulting me when i told him i was a baseball fan#Andrew: *stabs him*#Neil: You really dont have any patience huh?#Andrew: I married you didnt i? i have the patience of a fucking saint now stfu and untie yourself#Neil: youre hot when youre playing white knight#Neil: Ooooo does this make me your princess?#Andrew: *slaps duct tape on his mouth*#Andrew: At least he was useful for something#lowkey makes me wanna write a fic now#this is so stupid im sorry#andrew minyard#all for the game#the foxhole court#aaron minyard#david wymack#dan wilds#matt boyd#renee walker#alison reynolds#neil josten#kevin day#nicky hemmick#aftg#andreil
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watched the green knight the other day and I swear to god there was a moment where I thought he had woken up in modern times bc the costumes were so bad 💀
#.txt#I was like yea sure why not. it was all a dream plot twist#the fucking margaerycore tiddies out dress 😭#like I get its sorta fantasy but it looked so stupid. sorry
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Imagine next season Steve ignores Nancy but won't shut up with Jonathan.
I believe in a season five Stonathan resurgence
#plot twist steve saves Jonathan from vecna#steve: PLAY THAT STUPID SONG ABOUT THE STAYING OR GOING#everyone looking at him like HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT#steve who has been pining for Jonathan since s1#me: HERE'S HOW STONATHAN CAN STILL HAPPEN#stranger things#jonathan byers#steve harrington#stonathan
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Hate having adhd went to go work on my fallout modpack, got distracted while going to disable the steam overlay, ended up in the points shop, went to go edit my profile, decided to change my pfp, found a buried folder I forgot existed, found some old Veneer art I forgot existed, spent 45 minutes looking at all the old photos, STILL HAVE NOT TOGGLED ONE SIMPLE OPTION THAT SHOULD'VE TAKEN 30 SECONDS AT MOST
#I'm shocked I have these drawings scanned on my pc I don't remember doing that I must've done it before I left in case my mom threw all my#Art out again#Anyway at age 12 I was writing a better '3 merpeople go on land to find a 4th one that has been disguised as a human all his life' story#Than Ma/ko Merm/aids EVER did so uh. Take that Jonathan#God it sucks so bad that kid me would've LOVED MM if it just DIDN'T HAVE THE STUPID GENDER WAR BULLSHIT#Literally the entire first and second season is just. So fucking stupid. I wrote a God damn essay about how they fumbled Erik's story SO BAD#I don't even LIKE Erik BUT THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#THE CHARACTER POTENTIAL AND WRITING COULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN ZANE B. S1 OF H2O BUT THEY THREW IT AWAY AND FOR WHAT!!!!!!!#Seriously you're telling me a kid who was abandoned his entire life for being male didn't have a bigger impact on the pod than FUCKING ZAK?#That plot twist of 'oh actually Zak was a merman all along' was 100% so they could guilt free write Erik out#Instead of like. Having him face his actions or redeem himself in like. Any way. He just fucks off. THEN the pod is like lol Zac were sorry#We're sorry for literally not doing anything to you because you were privledged enough to have a mother who was super ultra powerful#So you were never really affected by our actions until JUST now. Unlike that other fuckface Erik who suffered his whole life alone#Also then in s3 there are STILL no mermen in the pod. Not even little mermen babies. No kids and teens they've welcomed back n apologized to#NOTHING#God. Mm pisses me off dude#AND I STILL HAVENT TOGGLED THAT FUCKING OPTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#Cruddy rambles#God I'm not done I'm sorry fallout can wait YOU ARE TELLING ME THE GUY WHO TELLS US HOW SHITTY MERMAN BABIES R TREATED BY THE POD. IS NOT#THE SAME ONE THE POD APOLOGIZES TO IN THE SEASON FINALE BECAUSE THEY WROTE IN A SHITTY PLOT TWIST?#AUUUUUUUHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#It's so bad. It's so fucking bad. It's so needlessly gendered and for what. They could've just had 2 rival warring pods#What pisses me off the most is that s3 (4) completely pivots and never really follows thru with the s1 and 2 story arcs#The writers just kinda wash thsir hands of that because 'hey the pod said sorry to zac' BUT THEN NOTHING ACTUALLY CHANGES!!!!#Maybe instead of having a constantly rotating cast of characters s3 (4) could've instead focused on Ondina and Erik's relationship a bit#Maybe have Ondina tell him she wants to just stay friends because she can't trust him. Have him IDK grow and change as a character?#Maybe so you can show kids nobody is born evil and we all need support systems and healthy relationships to grow and become better people??#THAT would've been a GOOD FOLLOW THROUGH#But no instead u just write him out of the show and never show any OTHER mermen who were exiled being welcomed back#Like u had Ondina becoming a teacher... Why not have Zac become a teacher for all the new mermen who were just recently welcomed back??
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bro twitter really makes you lose brain cells fr 💀
#cotton talks#earlier this morning there was this vid and#it was of this little girl doing a traditional balinese dance and these users were mocking her/accused her of culture appropriation#but plot twist: she's actually half indonesian and speaks the language fluently 💀#people are fucking stupid istg
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Read The Boys comics you coward.
I know whats going on in the comics but in general they are edgy for the sake of being edgy, many characters have no depth. Butcher is like 1 dimensional edgy oc that beats up supes cuz the writer doesnt like captain america and sorry but supes smoking unborn fetuses as blunts to get high is just ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous LOL.
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I'm really thinking about starting a new sideblog for Jujutsu Kaisen 'cause I have two fics I'm working on right now (it's Yuuta x Reader x Gojo, and Yuuta x Reader x Megumi) but I'm also too lazy to make a sideblog and with me being a mother of two babies I don't even know if I can manage having another sideblog aaaaaa what to do
#maybe i should just post it here?#FicsforEren but it's actually FicsforYuutaMegumiandEveryJJKManCauseImAHo(l)eForAllOfThem#giving it the kanayama treatment by adding plot twist and betrayal starting from the name of my blog asdlkfja#whose fucking brilliant idea was it to name this stupid blog ficsforeren#Story of My Life Chapter 1: Regret#do you guys even want to read my jjk fics
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I need you all to understand that:
WaveMaker is an awesome program and it actually shows you how many words you've written in a day! Please check it out I'm in love with it. Also here is my Tutorial on how to manually sync up your files so you can write your projects on any device. It also copies and pastes well into Gdocs and LibreOffice. No I will not shut up about how cool this online program thing is.
It has only been March 30th for about 5 hours and I've already written almost 3k words.
Have I--Have I found the insanity again? Can I write 12k words in a single day???? I'm almost a 4th of the way there--
#The plot twist is I'm sleepy now is my problem.#I have the stupid Sleepy Disease Aaaaaa#My despair Disease is the sleepy disease#because I'm so much more productive when I'm not a sleepy bitch#Do you know how insane I can be if I'm not nerfed by the sleepies?????#Damn these sleepies....#You really do not understand how much of a nerf this is for me#you've ALL seen what happened when I went nuts on Chasing the Voided Moon#I wrote 50K in a WEEK.#A WHOLE NANOWRIMO. IN A FUCKING WEEK.#Can you imagine if I wasn't nerfed#can you imagine if I could pump out novel-length fics and original ficiton#Imagine if I could write 2-3k a day consistently. Imagine.#And then once in a blue moon#10k a day#My insanely fast thinking and typing are so NERFED. NEEEERFEEEED.#please god remove my nerfs so I can be powerful
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Just watched Saltburn. I will never forgive the false advertisement. "Disturbing film" my ass.
At least I saw Barry Keoghan's pecker ig
#saltburn#saltburn 2023#stupid fucking plot twist#“disturbing movies”#cinephile#still love Barry Keoghan#barey keoghan#IT WAS JUST A NORMAL COCK TOO
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My review on Crazy, Stupid, Love:
God this movie was amazing with a good ending, I feel great. I’m gonna give this movie a 9/10. Yes there was a LOT of cringe pause the movie moments but also moments where I couldn’t stop laughing for like 10 minutes straight. If you HATE funny rom coms about a sad nerdy divorced man and a total chad (Ryan Gosling) that gets all the girls which accidentally falls in love while the Sad dude learns how to be a Chad but in the end goes back to his “wife” with a CRAZY plot twist at the end then DON’T watch this amazing ass movie. I definitely favored Ryan Goslings side of the movie cause it was cute and wholesome. FUCK THIS MOVIE WAS GOOD HEHE im gonna make my friends and boyfriend watch this cause the plot twist actually made me start crying from laughing .
#crazy stupid love#rom com#funny movies#plot twist#movie review!#FUCK THIS WAS GOOD!?!?!???#going on my fav movie list hehe
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what if, when after the master is like "leave now or die" in potd to the doctor, the doctor had just done that. what would the master have done
okay okay i know like carnage or whatever but lets say they did some planning first, on the way over, time machine and all that. the doctor, in an uncharacteristic bit of having learnt from past mistakes, being like "okay yaz listen heres how this usually goes. he probably has earth hostage in some way, or else just a mid-sized crowd. this scheme works with one hostage honestly but hes an exhibitionist. hes extremely predictable and we all know what he wants, which is me, so heres what we're gonna do"
figure out who/what/where the hostages are, how theyre being threatened, call in help from all the friends currently at their disposal to make sure those are freed or removed or whatever hes using to threaten them is made unusable, either cut the wires of the big red button, or interfere with his radio so he cant say Go, whatever they can figure out first, then they go to naples, do the same scene, and when the master is like "leave or die" the doctors like "okay! come on yaz"
and the master runs after them like "nononono heyheyheyhey you cant do that?? i will kill a guy!" and the doctors like "yep i heard you, but being erased from existence isnt really the day i was planning on having so, rip. i dont know your guy"
and then they go sit in the tardis with popcorn like 12 at the start of world enough and time with kate on the line for back up and watch him lose his mind
#'dimitri but then the entire plot of potd doesnt happen' ye i dont care abt plot#i wanna see the doctor fuck w him#think itd be funny#like he will figure out his machinations have been thwarted of course#all that dalek and cyberman stuff i dont really get it all tbh#but then he still needs the doctor right? so whats he gonna do#go home tail between his legs do another 8 years in siberia sulking? coming up with a new plan?#the doctor like: huh. that was easy#does he just get desperate?#does he just get stupid (but plot twist it works)?#like does he just go knock on the tardis door like doctooooorrrrr#you woooooonnnnn#is the doctor like yaz go to your room#my whAT#Your Room Go To Your Room im gonna talk to him#im backup!#nuh uh you wanna be in your room for this
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Onyx Prime = Shockwave time travel plot is such shitty writing I could and WILL (eventually) write multiple essays about it it's so fucking bad.
#squiggposting#for a brief preview of what i would be writing#1. time travel was done better in the same continuity by JRO#2. the plot by barber completely contradicted and undid most of the themes he was trying to build up#3. the plot introduced a lot of shit out of nowhere with no foreshadowing and had to be done via excessive exposition#4. it's just a really fucking bad logic loop that relies on a character doing things 4 THE EVULZ and not because he's like a person#can't believe ppl are actually defending it because 'oh it's silly lol'#it's not just silly it's stupid and it destroys most of the agency and drama of the rest of the story#including parts of the story that the same people who like S = onyx also praise as good writing#have higher standards for writers ffs don't accept shitty writing just because he made some points you agree with#genuinely don't understand it at all lmao#like barber made a whole story about the legacy of colonialism and how history is propagandistic and corrupt or whatever#and then introduced the big plot twist that actually it was all machinated by just one guy#hmmmm and here i thought this story was about responsibility and the way bigotry seeps into society's instutitions or something#NOPE actually the reason society is racist and imperialistic is because one guy went back in time and decided to make all of it happen#and the reason that guy wants a cybertronian empire is because he was raised during the golden age... which was brought about by the primes#...who were created by that very same guy. so like it's just an infinitely repeating circular logic error#in which this guy's motivations exist bc of the times he lived in but he literally invented the times he lived in
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