#the stupid fucking plot twist

[samfangalore]

There’s a lot of crazy shit that happens in Wolverine Origins but I forgot how absolutely batshit insane these 5 minutes are this is…

Wolverine Vs Helicopter

[sammygender]

i’ve never been as angry on behalf of a character as i am for sam winchester

[mostofthingsmostofthetime]

Calling all Dair shippers!!!!!

I want to start reading fan fiction of them, but I have no idea where to begin.

My only requirements are that it's in English (why must you be the only language my stupid brain could leadn), is an AU and that (while I don't mind if he shows up) Chuck doesn't get any kind of a redemption arc like if he's in the story I want the narative to treat him like the villain he is (the same with Louie tbh but I'm guessing he dosn't get much focus).

I would also prefer it if it took place when they're adults (but I'm willing to give fics of them getting together sooner a try).

So, if you know of any fics that fit that description, please leave your recommendations in the comments.

[freakyhana]

thank you pinterest i love him too

[hope-was-a-disquieting-thing]

Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!

Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?

Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Kidnapper: Wha-

Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.

Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.

Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.

[francy-sketches]

watched the green knight the other day and I swear to god there was a moment where I thought he had woken up in modern times bc the costumes were so bad 💀

[jonathanbyersphd]

Imagine next season Steve ignores Nancy but won't shut up with Jonathan.

I believe in a season five Stonathan resurgence

[dbphantom]

Hate having adhd went to go work on my fallout modpack, got distracted while going to disable the steam overlay, ended up in the points shop, went to go edit my profile, decided to change my pfp, found a buried folder I forgot existed, found some old Veneer art I forgot existed, spent 45 minutes looking at all the old photos, STILL HAVE NOT TOGGLED ONE SIMPLE OPTION THAT SHOULD'VE TAKEN 30 SECONDS AT MOST

[dragons-and-skulls]

bro twitter really makes you lose brain cells fr 💀

[kcokaine]

Read The Boys comics you coward.

I know whats going on in the comics but in general they are edgy for the sake of being edgy, many characters have no depth. Butcher is like 1 dimensional edgy oc that beats up supes cuz the writer doesnt like captain america and sorry but supes smoking unborn fetuses as blunts to get high is just ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous LOL.

[ficsforeren]

I'm really thinking about starting a new sideblog for Jujutsu Kaisen 'cause I have two fics I'm working on right now (it's Yuuta x Reader x Gojo, and Yuuta x Reader x Megumi) but I'm also too lazy to make a sideblog and with me being a mother of two babies I don't even know if I can manage having another sideblog aaaaaa what to do

[rubberduckyrye]

I need you all to understand that:

WaveMaker is an awesome program and it actually shows you how many words you've written in a day! Please check it out I'm in love with it. Also here is my Tutorial on how to manually sync up your files so you can write your projects on any device. It also copies and pastes well into Gdocs and LibreOffice. No I will not shut up about how cool this online program thing is.

It has only been March 30th for about 5 hours and I've already written almost 3k words.

Have I--Have I found the insanity again? Can I write 12k words in a single day???? I'm almost a 4th of the way there--

[ithinkthatsmykink]

Just watched Saltburn. I will never forgive the false advertisement. "Disturbing film" my ass.

At least I saw Barry Keoghan's pecker ig

[jamfilleddrawlings]

My review on Crazy, Stupid, Love:

God this movie was amazing with a good ending, I feel great. I’m gonna give this movie a 9/10. Yes there was a LOT of cringe pause the movie moments but also moments where I couldn’t stop laughing for like 10 minutes straight. If you HATE funny rom coms about a sad nerdy divorced man and a total chad (Ryan Gosling) that gets all the girls which accidentally falls in love while the Sad dude learns how to be a Chad but in the end goes back to his “wife” with a CRAZY plot twist at the end then DON’T watch this amazing ass movie. I definitely favored Ryan Goslings side of the movie cause it was cute and wholesome. FUCK THIS MOVIE WAS GOOD HEHE im gonna make my friends and boyfriend watch this cause the plot twist actually made me start crying from laughing .

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

what if, when after the master is like "leave now or die" in potd to the doctor, the doctor had just done that. what would the master have done

okay okay i know like carnage or whatever but lets say they did some planning first, on the way over, time machine and all that. the doctor, in an uncharacteristic bit of having learnt from past mistakes, being like "okay yaz listen heres how this usually goes. he probably has earth hostage in some way, or else just a mid-sized crowd. this scheme works with one hostage honestly but hes an exhibitionist. hes extremely predictable and we all know what he wants, which is me, so heres what we're gonna do"

figure out who/what/where the hostages are, how theyre being threatened, call in help from all the friends currently at their disposal to make sure those are freed or removed or whatever hes using to threaten them is made unusable, either cut the wires of the big red button, or interfere with his radio so he cant say Go, whatever they can figure out first, then they go to naples, do the same scene, and when the master is like "leave or die" the doctors like "okay! come on yaz"

and the master runs after them like "nononono heyheyheyhey you cant do that?? i will kill a guy!" and the doctors like "yep i heard you, but being erased from existence isnt really the day i was planning on having so, rip. i dont know your guy"

and then they go sit in the tardis with popcorn like 12 at the start of world enough and time with kate on the line for back up and watch him lose his mind

[lord-squiggletits]

Onyx Prime = Shockwave time travel plot is such shitty writing I could and WILL (eventually) write multiple essays about it it's so fucking bad.