#Andrew: I married you didnt i? i have the patience of a fucking saint now stfu and untie yourself
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Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!
Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?
Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
Kidnapper: Wha-
Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.
Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.
Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.
#Kidnapper: Plot twist#Kidnapper: Like you wanna team up bro? i was just gonna hold him hostage for money but he is kind of annoying.#Kidnapper: Dude would not stfu. kept trying to convince me I'd make a great backliner if i wanted a career change#Kindapper: Then he started insulting me when i told him i was a baseball fan#Andrew: *stabs him*#Neil: You really dont have any patience huh?#Andrew: I married you didnt i? i have the patience of a fucking saint now stfu and untie yourself#Neil: youre hot when youre playing white knight#Neil: Ooooo does this make me your princess?#Andrew: *slaps duct tape on his mouth*#Andrew: At least he was useful for something#lowkey makes me wanna write a fic now#this is so stupid im sorry#andrew minyard#all for the game#the foxhole court#aaron minyard#david wymack#dan wilds#matt boyd#renee walker#alison reynolds#neil josten#kevin day#nicky hemmick#aftg#andreil
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