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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#sephora spider sex cream#please tell me other people are caught up on the Sephora Reddit discovering that lotion that attracts wild spiders#spiders georg#spiders mention#Sephora
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Spiderverse thots
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#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#ALSO GHE COWBOY SPIDER-MAN????? 🩷🩵💖💗#I guess#not really but just in case :)#I fucking loved spider punk#hatred of British people temporarily paused#fuck Miguel#fuck Jess#miguel o'hara#miles morales#gwen stacy#peter b parker#spider man#the word spider doesn’t seem real anymore#god couldn’t have made that movie it was too beautiful for his corrupted hands to tarnish with his sins#god bless the spiderverse#god….. poetic cinema
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#for reference i say gay-org#like the german name#but i recently learned that apparently people say it differently??? WACK#poll#spiders georg#nat og#1k#2k#5k#10k#15k
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when people say "ok but x bug has no benefit to nature" I bet they can't even name 5 facts about the bug they're shitting on. so how could they Possibly know what its function is in the environment and if it's "useless" or not
wasps being the perfect example, I still get people saying "oh bees are cute and pollinate :) yay. but WASPS ARE EVIL and they don't contribute ANYTHING!!!" and it's like buddy. wasps pollinate too. they also control spider populations. they do a lot of great valuable things. but even if they didn't, they're still worthy of being here. I see SO much hatred toward wasps and I wish people would try to learn a little more about them.
I'm mainly talking about paper wasps here because these are common ones we run into in daily life and most commonly deemed "aggressive". but wasps have body language. and if you learn to read this language and learn how to properly act around them, things will go a lot better for you! wasps can be curious creatures and they may come up to observe you, especially if you're wearing something brightly colored. this can be startling for sure, but my best advice is to just be still, DO NOT SWAT or wave your arms. try to just back away or sidestep so it loses interest and leaves. swatting is just gonna make them feel as if they are being attacked and increase your chances of being stung.
many stings happen due to unfortunate but accidental circumstances. unknowingly getting too close to a nest, stepping on a wasp on accident, one getting stuck in clothing, etc. I got stung once while gardening, went to pull a weed and the wasp was on it, so I grabbed her without knowing and she stung me because she was scared. this doesn't mean "oh wasps are AGGRESSIVE and EVIL" it means you stumbled into an unfortunate situation where the wasps felt threatened and defensive. instead of being like "FUCK all wasps" go forward trying to learn about common nesting areas, be wary of holes in the ground, wear gloves while gardening, and if you do have to be around a nest, try not to make a lot of noise. if the nest absolutely needs removed, call a professional.
#michaelpost#bugs#insects#wasps#another bug rant post but this time i dont think people are ready to hear it#I see MORE hate lately toward wasps than I see toward spiders#and its very annoying bc wasps are an extremely diverse group of insects and have many functions and benefits#it sucks badly to see bees get adored but wasps get shit talked
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mary jane's husband and his boyfriend
#if i have the energy part 2 of this would be MJ having to comfort PB through his existential crush#spider man: across the spider verse#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#hello tumblr people#i'll start slowly posting stuff here too#mostly for archiving#so sorry if i'm not too responsive!#the @ in the comics are tecotit bc that's my twt side account and i didn't think i'd post it here woops#also twt locked me out of my tecochet acc for some reason#thanks elon........#teco draws
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that small like three second scene of Pavitr feeding dogs has like, healed everything wrong with me ever,
this one:
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I LOVE HIM SM
#IDK WHY PEOPLE ARENT TALKING ABOUT THIS#ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE#and when hes like 'well another easy adventure for spiderman- *explodes*'#across the spiderverse#pavitr prabhakar#spider man: across the spider verse#spider man india#spiderman#spiderverse#me rambling
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sketched a small angel dust redesign a while back i don't think i ever posted it. was reminded of it after my other hazbin designs started getting attention again. i did touch up the design a bit from the original sketches they were kinda bleh
#character design#redesign#hazbin hotel#sketches#messy#spider#idk i also saw other people posting their hazbin redesigns it looked fun
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#tapetum lucidum my beloved#i totally think that Peter has it and it freaks people out every now and then#also i've had that thought every time i go to the grocery store and see the cereal prices#it's absolutely insane#cereal should not be more than $3 in my opinion#peter parker#he would also sleep in the weirdest places and New Yorkers just find him in the most uncomfortable positions but he's fine#i also found out that spiders dont have a sleep cycle like we do and essentially just doze and go unconscious when it suits their needs?#wild#it's been a rough year for him#spiderman#marvel
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not shy aboud PDA here for these two :)
#ten9art#spideypool#deadpool#spiderman#spider-man#peter parker#wade wilson#fanart#i was thinking they were riding the subway first#but knowledge people from the bromantic server said they don't have those dangly bits in there#so.. they're riding something else idk :D#like a bus#imagine a cramped sweaty bus and they're just there#k-i-s-s-i-n-g#smh idiots#<3
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Amity is a Dimensional Dump
So! Amity Park is a hub of weirdness of all sorts, mostly undead, but there are also a bunch of Multiversal oddities connected to the small town.
There are the minor anomalies. 5th Street has a bad habit of slipping into the Backrooms, Old Lady Jenkin's House sometimes has snow in summer, and of course the Night Sky had a 20% chance of swapping views to another Galaxy. Danny likes that one a lot.
But the biggest Anomaly is how many Multiversal Travellers get lost there.
They are always finding somebody wandering the streets with no idea where they are, and have to help them find their reality of origin. Other times they decide to stay for various reasons, ranging from a bad home life to being the only survivors of a Dead Universe. Half of the population if Amity was made up of the descendants of Lost Travelers, so their DNA was really a mixed bag.
Danny was flying over town when he spotted a Blur on the ground below.
He flew down to intercept, and found a boy in red and yellow panicking over his situation.
"Hey! Can I help you?" He called out.
The boy looked up, and gasped "Are you a Hero? I need help getting back to the Justice League!"
Danny chuckled, "Which one?"
The boy looked confused, "The Adult One? I guess?"
"Not what I meant, sorry. I mean, which Dimension are you from?" He clarified.
"Dimensions? What is going on!?" He shouted.
"Okay, let's calm down and restart. My name is Danny, who are you?" He introduced himself.
The boy took a deep breath, calming himself, before saying, "Okay, my name is Kid Flash, but you can just call me Wally."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Amity Park is like the Multiverses Runoff Channel#Lost Dimension Travelers and the like are always showing up there#It got worse after the Portal opened but it still happened a lot#Half of the people who got stuck there just decided to stay and start a family#Amity Park is filled with the Descendants of other Dimensional Travelers#Danny finds Wally West after his Death#Whether this is Comics Wally or Young Justice Wally is up to you#There are a lot of other Lost Heroes there as well#An Amnesiac Batman was Danny's Great Great Grandfather when he was thrown back in time#Constantine is sometimes thrown there when a spell goes wrong#Brain and Mallah decided to live there after leaving the MAWS dimension#The GIW was reformed to be the “Greetings Interdimensional Wanderers” Committee to help manage them#Dr Fate shows up sometimes to drink with the Observants#Spider-Man is a regular visitor#Suprisingly#This is a DC Prompt so...#They'll just ignore that for now
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Sun-Spider concept art for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse by Kris Anka
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#spider-verse#spider-man: across the spiderverse#atsv#concept art#character designs#sun-spider#spider people#kris anka
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
#the magnus archives#tma#michael distortion#the distortion#i think this would make everyone’s lives worse#the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral#tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you?#that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh#edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea#but i personally cannot write for shit#so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format#sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget
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discowing + jaybin ! press for quality
txtless + ref under the cut
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ignore my horrible art please i drew this on ibis paint x with my finger and the soft felt tip pen brush. and my crappy penmanship.
#discowing isnt actually that bad guys i swear in this essay i will-#isn’t the discowing suit mainly dark blue? no#thats actually a commen phenomenon in comics#because comics#especially older ones#tend to use blue as highlights for black#and oftentimes that leads readers into mistaking the black for blue#common examples of this are in the discowing suit#in batman’s cape#and in spider-man’s outfit#sometimes like with the discowing suit or the spider-man suit#so many people think that it’s blue that it just starts to be drawn and portrayed as blue#thank you for reading my yap session#if u did#dc#dc comics#batman#nightwing#robin#dick grayson#jason todd#discowing#jaybin#NOT A SHIP btw#please dont tag as ship#its not#i cant believe i have to say that
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Crazy how some of the best animated movies of the year didn't even come from Disney or Dreamworks, y'know, the two companies famous for their animated films.
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#I don't care if people like Elemental I still think it's mid#I would've put The Boy and the Heron as one of the examples but it ain't out here yet#disney#dreamworks#spider man#spiderverse#atsv#across the spiderverse#nimona#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#mutant mayhem#animated movies
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noticed a really fun detail. when hobie says "i'm not a role model", we get two photos of him and one of them is him flipping the bird at the camera and it's censored by a bird stamp. but what's funnier is that the stamp is upside down, cause y'know, he's flipping the bird. this movie just gets better and better ngl
#berry.rambles <3#i love this so much you people don't understand#literally genius#i love him and this movie so much i can't describe it to you people#honestly#hobie brown#hobart brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#atsv#across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse
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Alri Avatar fans can we pls talk more about how they took signature parts of Jake and Neytiri for the kids? Like small details when side by side we can see
These aren’t my images btw
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Lo’ak and Jake have the same pondering (?) thinking face especially under high emotional pressure
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Jake and Tuk have the same omg this is amazing omg surprised happy look (so precious)
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Neytiri an Neteyam have the same spaced out thinking face
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And the same downward lip when disappointed
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Flying posture

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The oh damn look too
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And finally messing up when trying to impress yo girl but you actually just made her like you more
#avatar memes#blue people avatar#james cameron's avatar#avatar#avatar movie#avatar pandora#lo’ak#neteyam#tuktirey#tuk tuk#neytiri#jake sully#jeytiri#ma Jake#frontiers of pandora#miles quaritch#spider socorro#kiri avatar#avatar 2009#avatar the way of water#atwow#atwow loak#atwow neteyam#tonowari#avatar james cameron memes
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