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liampaynemysteriousdeath · 4 days ago

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Ooh the boys had tumblr accounts?! Do you remember their names? even if they're not active anymore... I'm particularly interested in Harry's and how like creative and ~sly it probably is... Sorry if it's inappropriate to ask! It has been a rough day with the funeral and seeing the boys say their farewells to their brother :( Hope everything gets better, and the truth comes to light.

edit: I remember on harrys tumvkr he said one of favorite songs was a classical piece. It started with a y? It was really peaceful. I'm gonna look for it now. Found it, it's a song that omg will make you cry fyi

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0&pp=ygUWUml2ZXIgZmxvdyB0aHJvdWdoIHlvdQ%3D%3D

fair warning this is what I found to the best of myability. I cant 100% guarantee that it was any of the boys. Use your own judgment,

I remember someone on tumblr years ago claiming they found liams tumblr but it's been 10 years so I forget haha. It's probably still listed if you search around a bit on tumblr. Let me know ow if you find it please haha

I can't remember whose username this was but this one was like 10 ish years ago. I'll only post the deactivated ones publicly. You might be able to find it on the way back machine archive possibly. Or if you use Google boolean search terms, I havent had a chance to check to verify.

Imustadmitiadoreyou OR I mustadmitiloveyou? Idr exactly. (idr whose this one belonged to. Possibly zayn iirc)

I checked the other day and one of zayn's is still around although inactive. Zayn forgot his password a lot haha. I remember doing a reverse search on one of those tumblr sites and it showed that his new account that i found was made 1 day later. I can't remember his other tumblr username.

Easy Hint it was one of his nicknames/sayings from back in the day. He's not very creative or good at being sly haha. For example, remember niazkilam on IG? Gee who would've guessed that was his name spelled backwards lol 😂. Gotta love the kid for trying haha. He had tattoos and weed posted and if I remember correctly he reblogged a pic of a wolf or posted something about a wolf tattoo before he got it on his leg.

Also I found one of zayyns sisters google plus accounts of her showing a pic and telling the fans that they should treat zayn the same as other boys bevause they were showing love to the other members and girls were surrounding them wanting oics and autographs. And zayn was hanging his head down defeated, just kinda waiting for someone to approach him. 💔 it was in a south american country. the pics were taken at night. It was I believe after a concert outside in a street(?) wish I wouldve kept the screenshots. I vaguely remember zayn wearing a black? tank top iirc.

Anyways back to harrys tumblr, i know it was in the summer. It was more or less the time frame of when they did the james corden karaoke. I remember I tried to encourage him on a certain something. rather not say details cause I think it was something slightly embarrassing to him so I'm not gonna say details.

Username was wholeworldshineforyou or wholeworldshineSforyou idr. But I remember him posting about someone he couldn't have. The first initial was either j, k, or l. Idr, i think J. Mentioned that the person didn't want to deal with the fame so that's why harry was rejected. He posted the song "nothing" by the script. He was really in his feelings that summer poor guy 💔

He also posted about that one young actor with the thick eyebrows. And called him gorgeous. Idr his name only his face. I think he was on a tv show on like the cw?wait I think it was grant guustin?

He reblogged the pic of the girl shielding harry from paparazzi. The one where everyone said not all heroes wear capes.

Also dylan o brien impression of him.

Also the tweet about the whales having more space than a concert stadium.

His profile pic was him in black and white sitting down on a stair ledge i believe. It was a professional photo he got off Google lol. It mightve been with a hat.

I asked him on anon what deodorant he uses because you rarely see him have pit stains. and he said just whatever is around. In my head I was like gee so helpful harry lol.i believe I asked him who his fave person was and he said his mom ♥ and I believe I also asked if he believed in God but idr his response, but I know he wears his cross tattoo.

I only found harrys because a certain person who knows him started a certain social media years ago and gave it out idk if it's still up. Or if that website is even still around, i havent checked. The person who knew Harry also gave his other username on tumblr when it got shut down but i cant remember right now.

His different one was also that summer after the other one got found out. The person I was talking to mentioned management found the first one. Idk if they were still signed with modest at that time. (See one of my previous posts about stop1dsmngmnt tumblr getting hacked by modest).

Theres other stuff know but it's slightly sad/dark has to do with jealously between 2 certain members sorta and a certain 5sos member dissinng a 1dmember, but it's already been a sad day with liams burial. So perhaps another time I'll share more.

Its not a surprise that they were on tumblr bevause 1)liam said they were on it and they see everything and 2)celebs get lonely and want to connect with others. Most of the time they use anonymous profiles to do so.

Like when t suhwift made an anonymous profile on that one site. It miggtve been 4chan iirc. She was lonely to the point of reaching out to strangers and wanting to name her cat. You would think big popstats are always happy and always have friends family fans etc around them 24/7 but they are still people looking for connection. She probably got lonely on tour.

Wait back to harrys tumblr, I remember he stood up for t suhwift when someone mentioned something about her. Idr if he wrote it but it was a loong response,

Also his friend mentioned a certain trick he does when he meets someone new. I'm not gonna share that trick bevause it's a safety thing for harry and if someone finds out, he would have to find a new trick which would be hard. Low key genius trick, but basically if you ever get the chance to meet or know harry then my hint to you is make sure you stay loyal.

And I remember a random follower asking him a question mentioning she always finds his tumblrs, so I assume it was a Stan who could tell it was harry right away and I assume that he has probably had multiple tumblrs throughout the years.

I was thinking of that liam pic from the other day of him eating alone and it reminded me of a britney documentary from years ago and she said that she struggled with pushing people away from her, but also at the same time was isolated because of it.

Elij,a wuhood allegedly did an anonymous reddit talking about how so many people wanted something from him. And if I remember correctly talked about how he wasn't as rich as people thought he was because pieces of pie from his earnings had to be split with his team, which reminds me of a video i was watching other day about how mtv cribs was fake. A lot of the cars and houses were rented out to look glamorous. The celebs never had step foot in those houses before. J.ojoh even said she was homeless while doing the episode.

guh-rhymes the singer was also allegedly on reddit confessing about her unfortunate relationship. But in front of the cameras everything looked perfect. I also heard that her ex didn't own a home not bvayse saving the environment like he claimed, but bvause there were people after him for a bit. Not safe peopleif you catch my drift,

So really no one goes on behind the scenes, because it's a lot of smoke and mirrors and crafted public images and narratives, etc.

No one has to believe me I don't care. if they don't believe me they can scroll along. I dont think im gonna tag this post bevause I don't want anyone finding it haha. Only this little group. Also I spelled a lot of people's names wrong so those celebs don't get Google alerts.

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chesters-ocs · 27 days ago

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Before I go to sleep (because it's 1 am now), I am humbly requesting more fluff with the family unit that I am now nicknaming as the DeAngelo family unit despite Sylvester and Butcher not being married because I forgot what Sylvester's last name is and I only remember Butcher's.

Anyways, happy times with the family, please and thank you.

sylvester's and sammy's last names are Jēkabsons.. or Jacobson, if you want the rough english version. ive went on this spiel before, but mārīte is Jēkabsone, because the gendered spellings.

writing this to also sorta distract myself (and to project) so its just gonna be a lil short methinks

wc: 550

"Awh, c'mon, kitty, what's gotcha so down?"

"..." Sylvester didn't respond to his boyfriend, just remaining underneath the blanket in their shared bed.

"Silent treatment ain't gonna work on me, y'know," Butcher warned, with a hint of genuine concern in his voice. Concern that Sylvester, undoubtedly, picked up on. Regardless, he did not have it in him to respond.

Sighing softly, Butch grasped the blanket, slowly pulling it away, despite the sad, protesting whine he got in response. "Come on, you haven't gotten out of bed in a while. Chop chop, sweet thing," Butcher beckoned, "You must be hungry, no?"

When that failed and he just got a shake of a head, he rolled his eyes, and hooked his arms under Syl's pits, hoisting him up.

"Well, tough luck, pretty boy, because I am. And I think I can smell something you love~" the man teased, and propped him up in a bridal carry. The lack of fight in the smaller man was worrying him: it's been a while since he last spiraled so badly, made only worse by how he did not know the cause of the sudden change. Not like he could ask either, the man had been practically mute!

But if Sylvester could be stubborn, then so can he, Butcher decided to himself, and begun making his way to the kitchen, where their two kids were already waiting, with Samuel in particular already causing mischief.

"Oi! Mary, get your brother off the counter!" Butcher called out, but couldn't help to chuckle at the sight of his son trying (and failing) to reach the cookies his sister had baked for the family earlier, trying to apply what her dad had taught her beforehand.

"Ugh! I'm trying!" Mary mumbled, wrapping her arms around Sammy's waist and yanking him backwards, barely in time to keep him away from the, now cooled down, snacks. The pull resulted in a harsh yelp from Sammy, which turned into a cry. A cry, that abruptly stopped as he got unceremoniously dropped to the ground with a thud.

In those few seconds, Butcher had carefully placed the man onto a stool, and with his face in the crook of his neck, he asked softly: "Leftovers?"

Relief crashed down on him when the hybrid nodded, having had changed his mind in the short period of time. Must have been the cookies, he mused to himself, before recalling the unfortunate side-effect of his hybrid body: the inability to taste sweet foods.

Sylvester situated himself upright, but still slouching, just looking at his kids with one eye, while his partner went to get leftovers from the prior night's dinner. Despite it just being a cold take-out pizza, it was better than nothing.

"Hey, I want a slice!" Sammy cried, standing on his tip-toes to look at the counter, as his other father placed down the microwaved meal.

"Not until your dad's finished eating-"

"He already ate a whole pizza yesterday! And didn't save any for me!" Mary huffed, having no qualms about snitching on the younger boy, which resulted in an offended gasp.

None of them noticed the small grin gracing Syl's face, as he leisurely ate, just enjoying being an observer. Maybe Butcher was right, he just needed to eat a little.

#chess writes #oc butcher tag #oc sylvester tag #oc mārīte tag #oc samuel tag #something something this just being mecore #i am. insufferable when im hungry #so. yeah. in fact i think ill go eat now. cuz. god. i need it. i feel like shiiiiit lmao #anyways something something i wish i had a butcher in my life #fuck sylvester let ME be in his place please please please please

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toonqueen · 1 year ago

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Duckvember Day 17: Jobless Duck

I really couldn’t come up with anything for jobless duck so instead here is a list of Mighty Ducks OCs that don’t play hockey. WHY.

Annabelle Knix -

She was a friend of Duke’s in a smaller thief group he was in before he joined Brotherhood of the Blade. Sometime later she was thought to have died in a heist that went wrong. Turns out though she did live but was put in a government lab as an experiment with some badass cyborg technology. When Dragaunus attack she was released by the lab because they were like, “Heyyy so your a super soldier can you go fight what’s going on.” and she was like SURE and then once she was released she just cheesed it out of there because it was not cool being held in a lab and being experimented on by your own government. She did later join the resistance at some point lolol. Once on Earth she can’t play hockey cuz kinda cheating to go up against someone with robotic limbs.

Kirqut Freeduc -

ALSO someone from the smaller thief group Duke was in when they were younger. He was actually Annabelle’s boyfriend. When Annabelle was thought to be dead he got himself into trouble. Long before Dragaunus attacked he was already off the grid. Duke didn’t know where he was and assumed the worst. WELL THEN- years later now on Earth Kirqut showed up with a bunch of space fire warlocks being a master of sorts in fire magic. He challenged Duke to a duel, for some reason blaming him for Annabelle’s death even though he had nothing to do with it. Turned out Kirqut was a bit brainwashed by whatever bad magic group he got tangled in. Duke informed him that Annabelle was alive and just a few hours away. The two of them fight until Anna shows up and is like WTF and slaps some sense into Kirqut and everything is now then fine and they have to beat up some space warlocks its fineeeeee.

Anyways Kirqut can’t play hockey anymore because of his abuse of fire magic he can’t be on ice long or it starts to melt. Look man I was 15 when I originally came up with this stuff. I dunno WHY. Both Anna and Kirqut end up living in Malibu and called in to help in fights when needed.

ALL OF THE CHERIBU TEAM -

Created by @fluxchix and then kinda shared. All of the colorful ducks on this team are from a renaissance planet with magic and knights and stuff. Nina who is the team’s healer would probably learn some general ice skating out of curiosity. She gets shipped with Grin. lol. Bo who is the team’s leader would learn some skating and casual Hockey out of curiosity I believe too but never play professionally.

Bleu is too busy being a badass witch to get into games. Gobi is more of the business side of the team. Back on their planet he was more a merchant that was funding the team but also could do a little fighting. Would rather have Phil’s job than play hockey. The other person on the team I can’t remember how to spell his name lol. Soldren? Something like that. I think he would be interesting in learning ice skating/roller blading but that would be it for him too. OH GOD I forgot the strong guy on the team that was pretty much GRIN lawd. Yeah he wouldn’t play either.

REX -

He’s a char that is Dragaunus’ son but ends up going to the duck team with the second generation. He would totally want to learn everything about hockey. Maybe partly motivated by the fact he end up dating Mercedes who is Nosedive’s daughter and his mom is my main OC Duluna who is Duke’s sister. Though, while the NFL is letting Phil get away with an alien duck team when they see a 7 foot tall lizard they’re like NAH we gotta draw a line somewhere. So he doesn’t get to play professionally. Lol.

RICHARD??? -

I can't remember his name. Son of Falcone. Not interested in playing hockey because I just decided that right now.

I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE MORE OCS THAT COULD NOT PLAY HOCKEY FRIK. I feel like I’m forgetting SOMEONE.

I should draw them all maybe later I’M BEHIND ON DUCKVEMBER I CRIEEEE.

#duckvember #duckvember 2023 #mighty ducks the animated series #mdtas

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ofdreamsanddoodles · 2 years ago

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just occurred to me that all of iruma’s main interests have, like, some tense relationship to gender. like azz & clara don’t usually focus as much on it as amelie used to, but at the start of the series, a bunch of students would refer to clara as kind of like, a weird pet iruma & azz have. even amelie has a line where she’s like “i forgot this strange beast was a girl.” clara doesn’t seem to mind it too much, even though she does have a strong identity as being the “big sister,” and the more aware she gets of her crush on iruma the more she considers doing more feminine things. it’s not that she doesn’t want to be a girl it’s that people consider her so strange & offputting that they forget she is one unless she reminds them.

azz’s relationship is, like, both less & more subtle considering that there’s a lot implied (like him being trans) but he’s never like. said anything. he very explicitly does not want to be referred to his feminine first name, always wears a certain cut of jacket that gives him a specific silhouette, is shown to be super uncomfortable with his bloodline ability, which is potentially something he considers feminine, since it’s probably related to love in some way (i know we got the pretty boy freshman & mr hat has his own thing going on, but as far as we’ve seen that seduction classes are mainly girls only, & his mom is the crown of lust). one could argue his desire to be a protector is also very transmasc of him, but i think it’s pretty clear whatever azz’s deal is, we haven’t heard the full story yet, but i think it’s interesting he’s so insistent on fighting for iruma, when amelie (who is stronger), struggles a lot with her crush towards the beginning, because she’s worried her strength & height means she’s not feminine or cute enough to catch iruma’s attention & a lot of times she actually ends up deferring to eliza on what to wear because she’s more typically feminine

judging by her comments at the evildol festival (”a girl is at her cutest when she tries her best”) it’s something she overcomes, but she still wants to be the one that gets carried like a princess despite being over a foot taller & fantasizes about iruma giving her flowers. it’s funny because her love of first love memories means she sometimes uses that as a basis for how a relationship should go, so she’s absorbing japan’s ideas about gender, but also a big part of the manga is rin’s interest in taekwando, which she uses to save her male love interest from the “evil organization,” which isn’t necessarily the most typically feminine thing either.

also, of course, if i’m talking about gender, i have to mention iruma, who shows up in the netherworld completely unaware of his own desires after a lifetime of putting others first & struggles to even do something as simple as using a transformation spell to give him clothes he likes, and canonically exclusively only wore stuff his grandfather bought him until he had azz (king of gender) go shopping with him. (also a very large part of s1 was him struggling with discomfort about being put in the spotlight bc he didnt want to be perceived) they’re all very concerned with their image in a way i don’t think i’ve seen very often in shounen manga, & i think it makes it all the nicer they end up gravitating towards each other so quickly, because it doesn’t seem like many of their classmates feel as strongly about this (tho amelie apparently only recruits “weirdos” to the student council, according to the members themselves, so maybe they're more complex than what we’ve seen so far)

#*accidentally t4ts your polycule*#im sorry i know its not this deep #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairuma #iruma kun #aster speaks

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reefer-reelz-n-reviews · 1 year ago

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Scream 2 (1997)

Smoking: Splatter

I think I will go up to Scream 3. I need to do some kind of Christmas Movies in December right? Lol

After all this stuff that happened with poor Will Smith, I’m honestly happy to see Jada Pinkett Smith with her death scene at the beginning of this movie. I guess there is a theme with more famous people in the beginning of these movies. I never really thought of it this way.

Love how you know this is the beginning of caller ID 😝

I completely forgot Sarah Michelle Gellar is in this movie. Love me some Buffy!!!! And how Ironic that Matthew Lillard was in the first one, and she is in the second one and they are both in Scooby Doo.

Liev Schreiber, I think he’s a great actor. I really liked him in Salt. He’s good at being bad/creepy.

OMG Portia de Rossi. She is soooo young in this! She’s being her normal semi-bitchy self. Wonder if she had met Ellen yet by this time.

Snack time. Left over cheese fries and spicy cheese curds 🤤

2 for 2! Neve Campbell hits Courtney Cox. Not surprising. She deserves it in both movies.

I love Elise Neal’s definition of FINE. Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional. I total agree with that. Any time someone says their fine I imagine Ross from Friends in the episode where he gets drunk on margaritas 🤣

How ironic. SMG has a sorority sister named Dawn just like in Buffy, though that ends up being her real sister, now a sorority sister. But I digress.

Yes, run up the stairs to get away from the killer 🙄 and I just realized in the Scary Movie why Anna Faris throws things down the stairs at the killer, including her grandma 😂 I also think I understand the whole “Strong hand” thing because of David Arquette.

Honestly if I was NC I don’t think I would date anyone after what I went through. At least not for a very long time. Granted Jerry O’Connell is cute and everything. But you know he’s gotta be psycho right?

And I mean Timothy Olyphant always gives me the creeps. No matter what movie he is in.

🤣 NC completely called Tori Spelling playing her in the movie, it was mentioned in the first one and here she is giving an interview about being in “Stab”. And how funny that David Schwimmer was brought up when CC and DA were both in friends and here, he is mentioned in it lol.

😂 now Jennifer Aniston was brought up. Let’s see if Lisa Kudrow, or either of the Matthews are mentioned next.

Poor Jamie Kennedy. You just had to go and piss off the killer. Now he definitely won’t make it into any of the other movies 😂

How old school that Instant Message looks 🤣

Now we have CC and DA trying to hide from the killer. And not doing a very good job. And sucks that even though they didn’t actually have sex DA gets stabbed yet again. And this time CC gets to watch it.

Of course, the cops that are supposed to keep NC safe make jokes about killing them as far as keeping the location secret and then they die. Like that should be part of the rules with JK. Just saying.

How gross is it to see someone with a pole through their head 🤢

Yes, move ever so slowly when trying to get away from the killer. Typical horror movie.

And surprise surprise, Billy’s mother is part of the dual killers. She leaves her son behind and then all of the sudden she acts like she cares about him after he’s dead, and says this is all out of revenge. Maybe you should have taken your son with you and none of this would have even happened to begin with.

We have the end of the movie. Hope you enjoyed this entry 😊

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

-RRR

#jada pinkett smith #sarah michelle gellar #liev schreiber #portia de rossi #timothy olyphant #jerry o'connell #neve campbell #courtney cox #elise neal #david arquette

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allys-diary · 1 month ago

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stories i om-nom-nom'd :: april 2024 to july 2024

As always, spoilers, thots, and thoughts below the cut. There's so much that I probably missed because it's months worth of backlog (I kind of forgot that I was doing this lol whelp--), but I'll include as much as I remember

movies

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare – 3/5

Honestly took me a bit by surprise that I enjoyed watching this considering how long I've been putting off watching it, but honestly I was all the way here for watching an unhinged Cavill character. Would definitely watch again

Fast X – 4/5

In that same vein of unhinged characters, I've added this movie to my list of 'comfort watches' purely for unhinged Momoa. Kinda funny how these two movies have the common denominator of Alan Ritchson and yet he wasn't the reason for either of these watches. Loved him in Ungentlemanly Warfare, hated him here. Like I would gladly break my hand punching Aimes' smug face in levels of hate 🥴

Deadpool & Wolverine – 4/5

Minus one star for creating a story that's got TVA as a central setting and having the gall and wherewithal to not include Loki. But overall a damn good time for anyone that's been a fan since pre-MCU Marvel. It felt so good seeing [redacted] and [redacted] again, and it's about damn time that we finally got to see [redacted] as [redacted]. Ohh and one more thing: They totally fucked in that Honda Odyssey. Argue with the wall.

books

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 – 4.5/5 (review here)

A mafia arranged marriage story where MMC Calix gets exiled from the six families and he comes in guns blazing to crash the re-arranged wedding so that he can claim the bride that was meant to be his all along. Enjoyed reading this story and seeing just how much of a simp that Calix was for FMC Thalia, and only because this was already marketed as a dark romance am I alright with the depictions of some of the way she was ✨devoted✨ to his wife. Had this been a contemporary romance with nothing to have indicated we were in dark romance territory, I would've been screaming for her to run for the hills, change her name, and make sure he can never find her again. But also reading through this and seeing Thalia steadily come into her own power was just so satisfying, and knowing that the likelihood of the sequel ever getting released is slim to none just makes me a little sadder on the inside because I really would have loved to go back to this couple and see where their story takes them. Maybe if I pspspspspspsps hard enough the sequel will happen

𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐞 – 2.75/5 (review here)

Honestly nothing more to say except it could have (and should have) been longer. That ending was so rushed I still get whiplash thinking about it.

games

Delicious: True Love

Stage 5, Day 8: Emily's finally told Francois about what happened in Paris and now he's going to be the messenger for every friend they have that's been curious about her tour around the world to reunite with that piece of work Jean-Paul. Patrick stops by to tell Emily that Angela's husband Jimmy (another piece of work, but we'll get there soon enough) put in a preferences request for the flower deliveries from Patrick's shop, and a mystery woman calls him off to a family dinner, which puts a new damper on Emily's mood.

After the restaurant closes, Emily receives a care package from Amelie, containing a little souvenir of the Eiffel Tower, and Jean-Paul's letter, which sends her into another crying spell. Patrick walks in as this is happening, trying to pep talk himself into telling her how he feels, but he backs off and just leaves a rose by her hand, wishing her a good life. Must. Resist. Urge to bonk heads together.

Stage 5, Day 9: Emily's having a crisis over realizing that she has feelings for Patrick, and Francois reveals that the mystery woman from the day before is Katie…Katie O'Mally. Patrick's sister. Evelyn is once again as nosy as ever (we'll also get to her later). Angela stops by and basically goes the telling not showing route that Patrick was practically made for Emily and also has had it bad for her since always. She then completely gifts the puppy that's been staying at the restaurant to Emily, saying something about Jimmy being allergic (pressing X so hard to doubt), and now we have Rosie the pup.

Stage 5, Day 10: Emily's gone down the "I'm so stupid I blame myself" route with every question she shouts into the void being answered by one of Rosie's arfs, and decides to stop by Patrick's place so she could confess at the end of the day. Francois reveals that the day before was Patrick's last day in Snuggford and he's left for New York, making Emily so frustrated with herself for waiting for so long and ripping the letter that started it all to shreds.

Then Patrick shows up and confesses, and we get a cutscene of a scrapbook of their memories together where they're being all cute and in love, ending with a photo of Patrick proposing. After that, we have a post-credit scene that would make Deadpool proud with its fourth wall break, consisting of Patrick and Emily in her apartment, eating the chocolates he brought to her.

And that's it for the story of Delicious: True Love, now it's on to Delicious Wedding…but first we have a bonus stage to get through and hoo boi…

Stage 6: Francois' Place: This bonus stage covers the entirety of Emily's time away from the restaurant, where we play as Francois and get a glimpse of exactly how insufferable some characters are. Evelyn leaves a metric ton of messages for Emily which is why her suitcase is filled to the brim with them when she gets to Paris, even making Francois place in calls the day she made a deal with Emily's father Edward that she won't leave a thousand and one messages for their daughter, so she could seem like she held up her end of the deal.

And she goes into overdrive when the news about the volcano eruption breaks because, and I quote, "Emily might need her advice". On what, Evelyn? How to survive a volcanic eruption and ash fall? The fuck would you know about that? Chances are she'd just ask her point blank if there are any cute rescuers around, be so fucking for real right now.

Then we get to Jimmy and goddammit I want to smack a 2d fictional character around until my hand gets digital paper cuts 😤 One of the stage's side missions involved giving him and Angela every single order they ask for, and he has the whole grain audacity to go "Eh, I've had better" after claiming the 'friends & family discount' that is not, should not, and must never be a thing. Then he tries to get into a fight with Francois because "the pancake he ordered never arrived" and…bitch we gave you at least 10. Francois' cat Snuggy then proceeds to attack Jimmy but ends up falling into an open manhole and finds himself meowing and yowling under the floor of the restaurant.

Jimmy then gets a genius idea to, and I shit you not, tear up the floor in the middle of the restaurant to attempt saving the cat. And just as he does, surprise surprise, the cat finds his way out the manhole the same way he got in. And then Emily comes home less than an hour after the floor was destroyed, and the events of Stage 5 commence.

If OG story Evelyn has zero haters, I am dead. And it's about to be the same for Jimmy, but for that we're gonna have to go to Angela's story, which is right about…now-ish.

Fabulous: Angela's Sweet Revenge

This is an extremely short game that only has 4 days, which I honestly think is one of GHOS' mistakes, because come on guys…if you want your consumer base to pay for a game, it doesn't matter if it costs less than the others, paying for four stages looks and quacks like a cash grab. It's like they really said "Let's make a prologue game" and really made it a fraction of a fraction of their usual full-length games.

Day 1: The story starts with Angela sobbing on the phone, with Emily on the other end, begging her sister not to tell their mother about what happened yet. Angela's friends then visit her in her apartment and she starts to tell the story of how she injured her foot while working for her boss Yum-Mee (I'm not kidding, this is the woman's name…findings pending on whether that's her government name). And this is how we get into the game proper, good ol' flashback style.

The flashback starts with Angela making a new dress for the boutique that Yum-Mee quickly messes up by shortening the skirt to show more leg, which Jimmy completely supports because "he likes seeing legs on a woman" (Hey Jimmy news flash…the legs are still there if a woman's wearing a long skirt, you goddamn shifty eyed horndog). And then when a customer asks "where Angela's beautiful long dress went", Yum-Mee turns the tables and goes "See? I told you you shouldn't have cut it". When I tell y'all I wanna cut a 2d fictional cartoon bitch--

Jimmy then hypes up some surprise for Angela and she thinks it's a vacation because it's their wedding anniversary…turns out it's a new sun roof for his car. More than that, Jimmy is extra protective over his phone (gee I wonder why), and then he offers Yum-Mee a ride home under the guise of "Maybe I can talk to her about giving you a raise". And a cop drives by telling Angela to "remind the couple that drove off next time they park on the sidewalk, he'll have to arrest them".

Sing it with me now, y'all…I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending.

Day 2: One of Angela's customers Sally recalls how she discovered her ex husband was cheating on her doing something named "The Coffee Trick". Spill coffee on pants, have husband give you pants to clean, swipe phone from pants before cleaning, give back clean pants without phone. And this kicks off our side mission for this day when Angela does exactly this, checking on the messages that come in whenever they ring, and wouldn't you know it, it's from Angela's boss, Yum-Mee. And Jimmy also mentioned that he's supposed to meet Yum-Mee at the boutique to drive her home again.

Meanwhile the devil and angel on Angela's shoulders are fighting because the devil's jumping to all the right conclusions based on what the evidence is showing, including a message from Yum-Mee thanking Jimmy for "taking her all the way home" the night before, and the angel is…for lack of a better word…a nitwit optimist. Wants to see the best in people even when they're walking talking filth.

If Jimmy has zero haters, I am dead. If Yum-Mee has zero haters, I am dead. And if the angel on Angela's shoulder keeps on going "Maybe it's not what it seems", I'm about to have beef with a 2d fictional imaginary cartoon angel.

Day 3: Yum-Mee springs a whole list of tasks for Angela to finish the next day because there's a VIP Event that she failed to mention until the absolute last minute (probably because she's getting cheater husband pipe), and Angela tells Sally that Jimmy didn't come home the night before because "he was at poker".

At the end of the shift, Angela proves to girlboss harder than her boss could ever dream of girlbossing and finishing the list of tasks she put off until the last day, and Jimmy stops by to tell her that he's not coming home tonight, either, because he "has to finish the poker game". Angela then baits Yum-Mee by texting her from Jimmy's phone and she finally gets the confirmation that he's been cheating, the lil bitch knowing about the "poker" excuse and even calling him "pokerface". And now Angela's punched the angel on her shoulder in their imaginary face, and she's ready for revenge.

Day 4: It's the day of the VIP Event and Angela's got a whole plan to exact her revenge on both her bitch of a boss and her womanizing husband. First she cancels Yum-Mee's stylist for the event and 'steps up' at the last second to help her boss get ready, giving her a 'new moisturizer' that ends up making her itch to Hell and back because it speeds up hair growth. Along with a hair product that not only makes her itch, but also makes her lose clumps of her hair. Then Angela spreads bird seeds all over Jimmy's car to attract birds that'll be coloring his ride white.

Yum-Mee also makes it a whole struggle for us to get through the day because she takes up one of the fitting rooms for the entire day for her side mission.

When the guests arrive, Angela cuts up the curtain that Yum-Mee used to cover herself since she's such an advocate for showing off your legs. Jimmy then goes into a panic because the birds have ruined his car, and Angela reveals that she has his phone, calls him, "Pokerface", and he attempts to salvage whatever he could, getting him smacked by both women.

Angela then kicks him, which explains how she got the injured ankle, and the police officer from Day 1 writes him a ticket for parking on the sidewalk the way that overcompensating car bros with tiny ass pipis do. Angela, newly single, gets a ride on the back of the officer's bike.

We cut back to her friends in her apartment, and Angela reveals what might be the worst part in all this, as if things weren't bad enough already. She might be pregnant. That's where the story ends for this game, so I guess what's next is to head over to Fabulous Fashion Fever to see what's next for Angela.

Heart's Medicine: Season 1

I've started the Heart's Medicine series, which is a hospital themed time-management game following the journey of Dr Allison Heart. 60 levels with bonus stages and so much to collect and equipment to upgrade along the way.

Opening Cutscene: Dr John Summers tries to save a man's life in a road accident that Allison Heart comes across and she helps him out despite having zero experience in the medical field, relying purely on his guidance and vibes. They end up saving the man's life and this inspires her to become a doctor.

Level 1: Fast forward 6 years after the opening cutscene, Allison is now starting her residency at Little Creek Hospital. John gives her a quick rundown of the specialties she'll be doing a rotation on throughout the game, and then goes to his specialty, Diagnosis.

Level 2: Nothing much happens here story-wise. John just reassures Allison that she'll be staying a good long while at Little Creek if she wants to.

Level 3: Allison reports for her shift and brings in a batch of cookies to give to her coworkers. Here we get a glimpse of Dr McCoy, a pediatrician that seems to have quite the temper on him, picking a fight with John over a delayed delivery of vaccines. In his outburst, he knocks over the plate of cookies, scattering them all over the clinic, and giving us our side mission for this level.

Level 4: As far as plot goes, not much happened in this level. Allison reveals that she had to throw out the entire batch of cookies from the day before because of course she had to…they all ended up on the floor. And then Dr Grumpy -- I mean Dr McCoy -- goes into John's clinic and asks if there are any cookies left over from yesterday, having the macho male audacity to be testy when they look at him funny. Why're you looking for more cookies, McCoy? So you can knock 'em over all around the hospital this time?

Level 5: A severely injured man who tells us to call him "Dex" (pressing X to doubt tho that that's actually his name) walks into the clinic looking all kinds of run down, and John tells him that he's got a nasty staph infection and he should have come to the clinic a long time ago. This kicks off our side mission for this level, which is to tend to Dex's various wounds. At the end of the day John informs him that he needs to be admitted for further observation to which he vehemently refuses and walks (well, wobbles) away, insisting that he's just gonna pay his bill and take his chances. Something tells me he'll be back real soon…

Level 6: This day's rather uneventful as well. John's a bit late to the shift because he lost track of time while giving his son some advice, and he runs off as soon as shift's over so that he could go back to…giving his son advice…? Yeah no something tells me that's code for something else…

Level 7: A woman slightly younger than John named Robin walks into the clinic and they argue over a patient file that Daniel wants consultation for, and John seems to regress into childish ways literally pulling at the patient file to the point that the papers fly all over the clinic, making Robin just walk away. Putting the patient file back together is our side mission for this level, and once we do that, we're formally introduced to Dr. Robin Fisher, John's ex-wife and the head of surgery.

Level 8: Dex wobbles in to the clinic (told you he'll be back), and starts convulsing and showing that he's even worse than he was the last time he showed up. We have another side mission for this level and have to tend to his wounds, and once we're all done he once again insists that he doesn't need to stay for observation and wobbles out the clinic, giving both Allison and John the guarantee that they're never going to see him again and this is the last time that they need to "fix him". Something tells me he's gonna show up one last time…

Level 9: Plot-wise, this is uneventful again. Day starts off with Allison expressing that she's worried for Dex, and the day ends with her still visibly worried but she dashes off straight after the shift is over.

Delicious Wedding

Jumping right into the next chapter of Emily & Patrick's story, the game's opening cutscene is of the titular wedding, but Emily walks down the aisle with nary a Patrick in sight. And then a text screen of "Two months earlier…" HUH?! PATRICK WHAT THE HELL--

hoo deep breaths Ally trust the process trust the process…

Episode 1, Day 1: Patrick announces that his mother Brigid is visiting from Ireland and she's landing the next day, which has Emily's parents so excited and immediately shopping for a welcoming gift. Emily asks Patrick if he could tell his mom about the engagement in private because she tends to be…much. Patrick reassures his future wife that his mother will love her and be happy for them…eventually.

At the end of the shift, Emily goes dress shopping and we get to choose one of three dresses for her before telling the salesperson that she'll be back the next day with her mom to try the dress on. And then right after she leaves, Angela walks in to buy a dress for her first wedding anniversary (the game takes place before 'Fabulous: Sweet Revenge' but still…little bit much, Angela ooft). And she ends up choosing the same dress.

Episode 1, Day 2: Francois helps Emily tidy up the restaurant in preparation for Brigid's arrival while she sets up a welcome message at the door (which is our side mission for this level). When Brigid arrives, she immediately starts criticizing Emily, the restaurant, the welcome message, and intentionally 'forgets' her name, saying "Well I can't possibly remember since my baby boy has so many admirers back home".

I hate her already. Everything about her screams "bitter divorcee", and she reacts to the news of the engagement in typical boy mom fashion…"This is terrible news". And then cue our favorite bimbo (affectionate) Angela walking in with a "What did I miss?" moment.

Can we please have a supportive and non-overbearing non-helicopter mom in this story? I wanna actually cheer for a mom while playing thru this game ffs--

Episode 2, Day 1: The day starts with Brigid arguing that a June wedding will be a terrible omen on Emily and Patrick, which makes Emily start to consider a May wedding (even when Patrick reminds her that they were dead set on June literally yesterday). Then a spider showed up and freaked Brigid out even more that this wedding is "cursed" (are you sure you're not putting on an act to pretend like Emily's the "wrong" person for your son because you want him to marry someone you can control?) and she runs out of the loft apartment. Emily then receives a call that the wedding shop is closed for the day due to a moth infestation, making her concede that she'll have to try on her dream wedding dress the next day instead.

The day ends with Emily seeking advice from her sister on how she planned her wedding to future (and probably current, let's be real) sleazebag Jimmy and how to deal with mothers-in-law, basically implying that she was able to finesse her way into getting exactly what she wanted by getting her MIL to relent because Jimmy would bring up Angela's idea but passing off the idea as his own. Angela sweetie, the red flags were already in front of you.

Episode 2, Day 2: Snuggy falls into a manhole (again) and comes out covered in soot, making him look like a black cat when Brigid arrives at the restaurant. She declares him another omen and shouts that Emily's restaurant is cursed. Our side mission for this level is to clean and tend to Snuggy until he's all clean again.

After the shift ends we get Emily thinking about her dream wedding dress again, and Francois offering to help Emily plan out the wedding adjustments all in the name of tending to Brigid's superstitions. So now we officially have a Maid of Honor 🎉🎉

Episode 3, Day 1: The day starts with Patrick and Brigid picking out a tux for the wedding, and Brigid once again making the double-meaning statement of "perhaps you'll find what suits you best back in Ireland". And even going so far as to name drop one of his exes and going "Why'd you guys break up again?" I'm telling y'all I hate this bitch--

At the end of the shift, Patrick tells his mother that the reception will be held in the restaurant, and she starts grasping at straws again going "evil spirit" this and that. Cue Snuggy walking in with a crow and the bird pecking away at Brigid's head (well deserved), leading her to declare that she's never stepping foot in Snuggford ever again. I tell you, I have so much beef with a bunch of pixels it's not even funny. Like if anyone ever asks me why I don't want to get married I'm just gonna pull up a supercut of Brigid's "finest" moments and tell them I don't want something like that to be my MIL, alright??

Episode 3, Day 2: The day starts off showing that all of Brigid's antics have really gotten to Emily and now even she's starting to believe that their wedding is cursed. Patrick's consistently being a living breathing green flag and comforting his fiance and reassuring her that they're fine and the wedding's gonna be fine. They step outside and find that the pigeons have done their usual ✨window graffiti✨ which kicks off the side mission for this episode…cleaning the windows of bird caca. And also we unlock Francois' butterfly outfit and the Chapter's "entertainer" role.

When the day ends, we get another one of Brigid's "fine" moments where she literally goes "you missed a spot" after seeing a tired Emily wiping away at the windows. Patrick's water bucket falls and dumps water all over her head leading to Brigid going "another omen ohh no!" and once again grating at another one of my nerves. Emily brings Evelyn to the bridal shop to show the dress only to find out that it's been bought (dammit Angela) and she finally breaks down crying and going "Brigid is right the wedding's doomed".

istg Brigid when I catch u Brigid--

Episode 4, Day 1: The day starts off with Francois scratching away at lottery tickets "as a joke" since there's been a whole bunch of bad luck and he figures they're due some good luck around the corner. Turns out bro it wasn't that much of a joke because he won 5k. Whatever kind of luck he's got, I want some. I need some. I have incoming debts okay--

After the shift ends, Emily breaks down crying again (once more I am ready to throw hands at a bitch named Brigid), and Francois literally picks up his bestie to tuck her in and go "okay baby go sleepy time now". Meanwhile Evelyn is also ready to throw hands at a bitch named Brigid. Go Evelyn! Put that toxic ass boy mom in her place! 👏👏

Episode 4, Day 2: The day starts off with Brigid explaining why she believes the wedding (and Emily & Patrick's relationship in general) is cursed and it's because of the legend of Lady Mary. And in this explanation she basically calls Emily a commoner (honestly bitch, square the fuck up, where do you get off--). Evelyn mentions that the legend states if a couple throws a penny down some well then the "curse" will be lifted, and of course the bitchy boy mom doesn't accept that (but accepts literally every other part of the story, make it make sense). And this leads Emily to declare that she'll follow her mom's footsteps and toss a coin in herself. Brigid tries and tries to discourage her, but Evelyn's coming in clutch with everything Emily would need to pull it off, making the boy mom just go "harumph" and fuck off to who even knows.

Side mission for this episode is to sort through the boxes so that Emily can find that special coin, and the day ends with her getting said penny with Ireland as the next stop. Brigid tries adding more conditions for this superstitious ritual and seems visibly pleased at the end when Evelyn realizes that there's no way for Emily to get to Ireland, drop the coin, and get back in time for the wedding. I am a broken record at this point. I. Hate. Brigid. Put it on a t-shirt.

Undercover: Blood Bonds

Chapter 12: Vera confronts Sam at Smokin' Wheels and they get into it before he storms off, Hank side eyeing her and advising her that next time he'll talk to the suspects. He's got a way with people. At the end of the shift, Vera comes back to her apartment and Bluejay made dinner and cleaned, talking about how she couldn't get the 'big red stain' out. Vera tells her that it's her sister's blood, then suddenly she's lost her appetite 🥺

Chapter 13: Vera spots a suspicious looking character at Smokin' Wheels which kicks off the side mission of getting this mystery dude's orders in a timely manner so she gets to know more about him since he's a regular. Hank also reveals that Jericho's been sniffing around Bluejay since she seems to be his type. At the end of the shift, we get a flashback of Lilly and Sam where he knocks over a lamp after she storms off insisting that she doesn't want to get back together with him.

Chapter 14: Gabe reveals that there were no foreign fingerprints found, implying that there was no foul play and that Lilly likely knew her assailant and never saw the attack coming. Gabe implies that he's suspecting Lilly's ex Sam more and more. Side mission for this level is to make sure that Sam doesn't leave the bar until Gabe gets there, and he maintains his mega sus behavior when he goes "you snitched on me!" go Vera. Like bro…snitched on you about what? The "nice guy" mask is really slipping there

Chapter 15: A breakthrough comes in the form of a heavily hungover Bluejay who shares that despite not having drank too much the night before when she went and "hung out" with Jericho at a new club, she doesn't feel 100%…and from the looks of it she barely even felt 50%. She mentions that she heard some people talking about Lilly and pointed Vera in the direction of Club Inferno, unlocking a new location in the game. Side mission for this level is to tend to Bluejay's hangover by serving her some fries. And at the end of the shift, we complete the flashback from two levels ago revealing that while Sam might be the "nice guy" stereotype, he really is just a sap because the end of his "threat" was "none of them love you like I do". Sorry bro, your flag still looks pretty fucking red to me, I mean you still knocked over her lamp for what?

Chapter 16: The level opens up with a flashback of Vera giving Lilly some shit about how she's been dressing and Lilly calling her sister a "shrew" because…you know what? I'm getting older, I'm gonna chalk this off to whatever remnants of teenage angst Lilly still had in her. I have to admit, though, her outfit actually kinda hits and I'd have worn it in my college years if I had the body for it, but that's neither here nor there. Vera dresses in a similar way to Lilly in that flashback and applies for the job opening in Inferno. Jericho (like clockwork) immediately puts the moves on her and showers her with compliments after her first shift.

Chapter 17: Level opens up with Ash (Inferno's manager) giving Vera a rundown on how their clientele has "refined tastes" and how highly they value their privacy, along with giving her a drink that looks like he did some blood magic on it like it was literally glowing before he handed it to her. The shift ends with Jericho asking Ash if he's already "bewitched" Vera, confirming that yes…he definitely did some magical juju to that drink earlier. Vera comes home to find Hank making some soup for Bluejay since she passed out at the club earlier that day, and him asking her what the deal with the wig is.

Chapter 18: Level starts with Jericho flipping his lid over the delivery boy being a few hours late and using some glowy red eyes voodoo on him to spook the poor dude, ohh and also threatening to "rip his spine out bone by bone" if it happens again. And naturally our side mission for the level…receiving deliveries. At shift end, Jericho asks Ash if he's been "fulfilling his duties" because Vera doesn't seem all that bewitched, and tells the manager to "do it again". Ends with Ash giving Vera another sus looking drink that's looking more and more like blood the more I squint my eyes

Chapter 19: We get a flashback of Ash giving Lilly the same blood looking drink from when she worked at Inferno to give us a bit of a parallel on how he's making Vera drink it now. After shift end, Hank warns Vera about how this could end badly if she keeps investigating since she wants to see what's in those delivery boxes that Jericho was so antsy over

Chapter 20: Side mission consists of rifling through various drawers while juggling customer orders to find something Vera could use as a lock pick, and the chapter ends with her getting into the backroom and finding a fridge full of blood bags before Ash finding her and going "You shouldn't be in here". Omg I knew it--

Chapter 21: Vera manages to lie her way out of being caught by Ash, making an excuse about needing to find ice, but he shares his suspicions with Jericho and mentions that there was someone before who was immune to bewitchments…could that be Lilly? This is also the level we get a new game mechanic in the form of the chalices, which are a finite resource we have to refill by going to the backroom every time they start running low.

Yes…yes the regulars are downing blood

Chapter 22: Flashback to when Lilly told Vera about her job and Vera was…less than enthusiastic about her little sister working at a nightclub and does the predictable "adult mistake" of going "you should get a rEaL jOb" which leads to some choice name calling and a sister smack (the sincerest fuck you to James Charles for singlehandedly ruining the word "sister" for me, but this is the only way I could put it). At shift end, Vera's back in her apartment and starts pushing Bluejay away when she starts offering help. Honestly I think Vera's got a nasty habit of self-sabotage…which honestly? same 🫠

Delicious World

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 9: This is a Frank & Monet centric cutscene where Frank accidentally knocks over his bb's latest creation and tries to salvage it, leading to Monet having more of a crisis over what he's been creating because even after dropping the dish onto the ground and no doubt tasting like the ground, Leroy still gave him top marks for his "interpretation of the deconstruction of the vineyard experience" or some other highfalutin avant garde nonsense 🙃

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 10: Jean-Paul reassures Emily that they won't get caught and jeopardize her position in the show even with the ever-vigilant Sarah hellbent on finding some way to destroy her. And right as he said that, Leroy comes a-knocking asking if he could come in. Emily hides in the bathroom but turns out that that's exactly what Leroy needed right that second because his stomach started acting up after eating literal dirt off the ground. Jean-Paul tries to dissuade him leading to them going to Monet's trailer, and the last thing we see here is the back windows to both trailers' bathrooms opening up, and Emily's and Frank's heads poking out. 🫢

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 11: Emily and Frank have some chaotic besties moment where they're both going "Why didn't you tell me?" and reveal to each other that they don't actually know what they are in their respective relationships. Frank believes he's just fooling around with Monet because the chef needs a distraction from his identity crisis, and Emily's unsure of what even Jean-Paul's connection to Shuvani is, so she's hesitant to put a label on anything. Frank ends up suggesting she talk to Sarah to get some answers. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

Season 2, Episode 3, Part 12: Emily ends up taking Frank's advice and tries talking to Sarah about her sister, seemingly hitting a nerve since she clammed up and bitched out about how "her sister's love life isn't any of her business". And also starts going in on Emily about how if she can find time to focus on other people's love lives, then she's not spending enough time thinking about the competition, and she really should because she's "beyond help". She had me in the first half, she really did--

#media chronicles

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sarah-dipitous · 1 year ago

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 293

Various & Sundry Villains

“Various & Sundry Villains”

Plot Description: as the brothers square off with two spellbinding sisters who are after the Black Grimoire, a notable figure reemerges, seeking the book for herself

(IT HAS TO BE MY GIRL ROWENAAAAAA!!! MOMMY RORO IS BACK, RIGHT?!)

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I also would be no match for this witch. Yeah, no. I’d be dead. She charmed him and then hit him over the head with a huge sledgehammer

Ah shit. I forgot Azmodeus had Cas and is impersonated him on the phone to the boys.

There’s a demon named Dipper?? What, did Bill Cipher possess him and they jumped channels?

Omg these witches are so cliche in their seduction techniques, and yet because magic, it works. Poor Dean didn’t stand a chance either (I do wonder if attraction has anything to do with how the charms work…maybe I would be ok)

Sam is me. Though Sam has even more reason to be skeptical of his brother’s new relationship and how fast it’s moving

Omg Dean, you don’t have to try to set Sam up with her sister. She only wants you for your grimoire

Mommy Roro’s grand reentrance to the narrative in those red high heeled leather boots though

I don’t like the sound of the big plans Azmodeus has got Castiel

Damn, Cas, really twisting the knife into your big brother re: Jack

Rowena’s the fakest bitch around and I love that about her. Like, everything she’s saying is laced with fake sweetness and concern, and the boys know that. But she keeps up the charade anyway and it’s delightful. I do not believe that she’s changed. I do believe it’ll be easier to find the grimoire with her

🥺 she actually seems truly sad to know Crowley sacrificed himself for the Winchesters and to keep lucifer in the apocalypse world

I don’t know if she’s just playing with Dean by asking him if the witches he encountered got to fifth base…Dean doesn’t seem to know either. Because neither of us know what that is (honestly the only thing my brain is coming up with is pegging. I might be too ace for this)

ARE THEY DOING A NECROMANCY?!?! I think I kind of want a show about them. I almost forgot they were murderers with no morals whatsoever for a second

Fucking hell, Cas. “Face it, you are useless and impotent and unnecessary, and you will die alone, unmourned.” Now, am I almost certain they’ve worked out some plan to free themselves? Yes, but that’s so harsh to say to Luci

Lucifer’s rage bringing back enough power 🥰 I do love these two together

This might be the most real Rowena’s ever been, talking to Sam about how scared of Lucifer she is

And yet she still played them 💖

Oh shit. She turned the sisters on each other

Sam gave her the spell to protect herself!!!!

It’s actually interesting that Sam had faith when they (or really HE) had a plan, and now Dean has faith now that they don’t

Oh god oh god oh god Rowena at her full power is so hot

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

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ohonama · 2 years ago

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can there be a raya and the last dragon world in kingdom hearts?

i’ve thought about it quite a bit honestly! out of potential worlds, it’s definitely there, but i couldn’t say much story wise because i’ve only watched the movie once or twice. yeah, there are definitely some matching themes, again with the whole “it has to be you” with the dragon (i am so sorry i forgot her name) with the dragons bestowing their power on her (just like sora’s friends trusting him even when they’re dead to save it all). it’s definitely potential, but it’s not at the top for me.

personally, i’d kill for a treasure planet world. it works BRILLIANTLY here and would fit well into sora’s arc with the relationship between jim and silver. it probably won’t happen, but i can hope! in my opinion, here are a few potential worlds:

coco

moana

star wars

olympus obv making a comeback

i’d love a brave world too, treasure planet

toybox returning would be nice but i think that ended with the whole yozora suspense. would be nice to see rex freak out about the actual yozora, though.

timeless river i kind of want back.. it was reall6 neat.

luca world would be nice and we CAN have two water worlds supposedly (kh2) so maybe luca would be more water based?

turning red is up there but i can’t see it fitting into the games theme unfortunately

hopefully there isn’t a marvel world. i’ll plsy anyway but ehhhh

wreck it ralph: ralph breaks the internet as our tech world maybe? but that also takes a ton of different ips being paid so i heavily doubt it and ralph would just show up as a summon.

inside out would be neat. unlikely, but neat. sora as his own emotion, except he doesn’t quite know what he is? i’d kill for it.

frozen two’s storyline would be really fucking neat too! the black sand beach reminds me of the dark world’s own beach.

a lot of other ips i don’t see appearing in world form, if at all. there’s only a certain world limit for these games because of development, but maybe onward would be really nice. considering how hated it was it actually has a nice place in my heart. it’s a very good movie and it would be great to see ian ask sora to teach him magic but he struggles because sora’s magic isn’t LIKE his so he never really learns much from him but there’s like application of certain spells later down the line that r like inspired and stuff + imagine fighting alongside the brothers? insane.

don’t bring back tangled. good world, yeah. couldn’t do much with it other than introduce the story from the show, which i actually love, but the show wasn’t popularised enough i don’t think. but hey, miracles are possible.

atlantis! like not the little mermaid world but ATLANTIS the lost empire movie! i think it would be a really nice sister world with treasure planet, where you can choose to go to either with very little difficulty increase between them. one is sea exploration, one is majorly space.. it would be neat.

that’s my little rant over. i just love certain disney movies and i can see them being in sora’s future.

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shinxeysartgallery · 2 years ago

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How did you come up with the idea for Cynthia? I’ve never seen an alicorn Sonic oc before so it’s intriguing to me.

That started all the way back in 2010. I had just gotten Sonic Colors as an early birthday present, which was also my first Sonic game, and I got super attached to the series immediately. Also at the same time, I was super into MLP and those two series were probably my main obsessions. I can't remember why exactly off the top of my head I wanted to make a Sonic OC, but I decided that I wanted to for whatever that reason was, so I had to get to brainstorming. Cynthia's initial concept went through a few changes before I had her idea fully cemented. First, she was originally going to basically be like a self-insert, but then I felt like that was kinda cringe, so I decided to ditch that concept and just make her her own character instead. There were a few other ideas, but the only one I remember clearly anymore was that she was going to be a hydrokinetic at one point.

But then in the middle of the ideas, I was like "maybe it would be easier if I think of what animal she should be first?" so I switched gears to that line of thinking. Because of me being really big into MLP, an idea that came to me was a horse. With me also being a huge Sonic newbie at the time, I couldn't think of a single official horse character (even now I can't think of very many), so I went with that for the unique factor. And then to add onto the MLP inspiration, I debated between making her a unicorn or a pegasus, but I couldn't choose, so I eventually just decided to make her an alicorn because that's even more unique than just a plain horse and had both the horn and wings. But then I remembered that in the show, alicorns are incredibly rare (for obvious reason), and I was also under the impression at the time that all the ones we knew of in the series were born as alicorns (turned out to not be the case much later, though). Because of that, I made one parent a unicorn and the other a pegasus and basically said that she won the genetic lottery with getting both the horn and wings. I did the same thing with her sister when I made her, but her brother's only a unicorn because by that point, we had already seen that alicorns were created and not born that way. Plus, it would not be as huge of a rarity if all the horses were alicorns. (This is also why their future kids are either a pegasus or unicorn and not both.) After learning this, I thought about changing Cynthia and Hannah (or at least just one of them instead of both) to being only a unicorn/pegasus instead, but I had already put so much work into their backstory that I was happy with and didn't feel like changing, so I just left them as they were.

Abilities-wise, I stuck with the hydrokinetic idea the longest, but then I was like "but she's an alicorn, they're super powerful and stuff", so I ditched that idea and instead started working on a spell list of sorts. I eventually came up with the idea that she would have primarily illusion-based spells, with some offensive and defensive as well as miscellaneous ones. Although I will admit that early on, she was kinda Mary Sue-ish in terms of ability, so she's been nerfed quite a bit over the years, but she's still a force to be reckoned with!

And finally backstory time. Because I, again, was obsessed with MLP at the time, I came up with this dumb idea where basically Cynthia is actually from Equestria (the MLP world), and an "accident" sent her to Mobius, where she now stays. Nowadays, I think it's kinda cringy, but I still like the concept of special horse species (pegasi, unicorns, alicorns) not being native to Mobius, so I kept it. It hasn't changed much over the years, just had more and more added onto it. lol

Oh yeah and I also forgot about her name. I debated between making her a more "MLP" name or a more "Sonic" name (if that makes sense?), but I also liked the name Cynthia, so decided to name her that. And then that started a trend with her entire family where they all had "normal" names because I thought it would be funny. You're used to the Sonic cast being named after some sort of trait of theirs, so you've got people like Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Knuckles, etc, and then you just have Cynthia, Tyler, Greg, etc. It's kinda funny.

So yeah, that's about it, I think. I blame her for sucking me into OC-making Hell though. LMAO

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lollily · 3 years ago

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Toman gc with gn!reader

tw: strong language and suggestive themes ig.

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Draken: I used to be a simple man, I knew only the 7 colours of the rainbow. Then one day, she took me with her to buy lipstick.

Takemitchi: tell me about it! There's cherry red, purple (??) , glossy, etc etc.

Y/N: I am extremely pleased to see how mitchy reckons "glossy" is a colour

Baji: lmaoooo even I know better

Chifuyu: Bless Hina chan 🛐

Mikey: no wait I wanna know what Baji thinks glossy is

Baji: you think I'll make a fool out of myself huh :/

Baji: well joke's on you! Ik what it is!!

Baji: it's liquid candy girls apply on their lips so that they can snack discretely. Yk cuz they're girls.

Mitsuya: omg..... 😧

Kazutora: dude you're so off :/

Mikey: lmfaoo I was expecting something like this

Chifuyu: well atleast he spelled 'discretely' correct.

Pah: ...not to be gross but am I the only one who thinks candy you can lick off your lips is a fun idea?

Peh: I can see your point! You're a genius Pah!!

Smiley: oh~ tell me more about your unique ideas of fun pah ~ 😏

Mitsuya: NO

Y/N: YK there was this scene in this anime kissXsis!!!

Hakkai: I don't like the sound of that name 😶

Angry: is it any good? If it has a lickable lip candy (?) it's probably comedy right?

Y/N: oh it's really good~ ;))

Y/N: it's about these twin sisters who live with their step bro

Mitsuya: NOT. ANOTHER. WORD.

Y/N: 🤐

Smiley: mannn and it was just getting to the good part :/

Kazutora: I remember watching that with them. They forced me.

Y/N: ilyt<3

Kazutora: dw mitsuya I'm not saying anything. Angry and Hakkai, you two shouldn't look it up either.

Draken: we went way off topic.

Draken: Baji, "glossy" is kinda of a texture of lipstick. Like shiny.

Draken: what you just described is lipgloss and it's not edible.

Mikey: wdym it's not??? 😟

Baji: oh please it has all those strawberry and mango flavours

Draken: it's just scented and it doesn't even taste like that...

Baji: did you taste to confirm? 🤨

Draken: ....

Mikey: c'mon ken-chin ik you were curious!

Draken: ... I did.

Kazutora: SO WAS IT FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS?!?

Mikey: OR QAS IT FROM EMMA'S LIPS?!????

Mucho: it's your sister you're talking about.

Mikey: Sister who's trying to woo my bestfriend. I don't see your point 🤨

Angry: damn I almost forgot uncle was in this gc too

Mucho: I'm the same age as you guys 🙁

Y/N: aight grandpa let's get you to bed.

Draken: I applied it on my fingertips, thankyou very much.

Pah: yk you should make a move soon. I mean, yeah she loves you but it's not good making a girl wait.

Chifuyu: pah's book of love advice ✍️✍️

Takemitchi: How about gifting her something that caught her eye during your shopping trip!

Y/N: ohhh GIVE HER A LIPSTICK

Draken: Actually... I was thinking of it. But I can't really decide what would suit her.

Mikey: wow ken-chin. How incompetent. 😒

Draken: SHUT UP! it's just that... everything looks good on her..

MIKEY: OOOOOOOOHHHHH

Baji: SIMP

Mitsuya: aye Draken not bad eh 😏

Pah: GO DRAKEN! GO DRAKEN!

Kazutora: "Area man is a tsundere but also a simp."

Draken: WILL YOU GUYS HELP ME DECIDE OR NOT?!?

Sanzu: Nude would look good on Emma.

Mikey: AYO?!?

Baji: OI HARUCHIYO! I'LL LET YOU KJOW I'M AN HONORARY SANO!!

Baji: NO ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT MY LITTLE SISTER

Hakkai: That was uncalled for Sanzu-kun.

Angry: you shouldn't say something like that about someone's sister :( also she's draken-kun's soon to be girlfriend.

Takemitchi: oh no! It's finally happening! Armageddon!!! 😭😭🙏

Y/N: guys.... I think he's talking about nude lipstick. It refers to natural colours.

Sanzu: thankyou, the only sane person here.

Y/N: Anytime bby ❤️ ;))

Sanzu: I take that back

Sanzu: Don't talk to me. You're creepy.

Y/N: D:

Y/N: Toraaaaa he's bullying me!!!

Kazutora: good. You deserve it.

Y/N: 😭😭😭😭

Y/N: friendship ended with Tora, Sanzu is my new bestfriend now

Hakkai: didn't you say he was bullying you????

Y/N: yeah but enemies to lovers yk

Sanzu: I have a katana and I'm not afraid of using it.

Y/N: now now pretty boy calm down

Y/N: tell me more about what kind of lipstick will suit Emma.

Draken: before that, Mikey, Baji, Hakkai and Angry.

Hakkai: Sorry for jumping to conclusions Sanzu-kun.

Angry: Yeah I'm sorry too.

Mikey: I'm sorry for the mistake I've done. It was childish and impulsive and I can see how it has inconvenienced everyone. I sincerely apologise and promise that such mistake and the likes will never be repeated again.

Baji: I'm sorry for the mistake I've done. It was childish and impulsive and I can see how it has inconvenienced everyone. I sincerely apologise and promise that such mistake and the likes will never be repeated again.

Baji: OI MIKEY! I QAS GOIND TO WRITE THAT!!

Takemitchi: ....how is it the exact same thing?

Mikey: oh yk, the usual.

Mikey: we get into trouble all the time and have to write apologies. But then it sounds insincere. So we asked shin-nii to help us.

Baji: and then we copied it to our clipboard.

Y/N: damn shin-nii sure knows some big words. That's an adult for ya.

Mikey: oh no he just took it from the internet.

Mitsuya: :)

Mitsuya: I just went to our dms to read old texts. I hadn't noticed it then. Every single apology is this exact thing :)

Mitsuya: Don't you think that's even more insincere?

Mitsuya: what are you going to do now? 😊

Mikey: ....

Baji: ....

Mitsuya: write an apology rn. A 100 word apology letter. Don't you dare text it. I want it by tonight. And no copying from the internet.

Baji: sir yes sir!

Mikey: hey I'm your president yk. You can't order me around.

Mitsuya: I'll tell Emma to close off your dorayaki supply for a week and even Draken won't tend to you.

Mikey: I'll do it.

Mitsuya: I need to have a talk with shinichiro-nii too.

Smiley: so everyone's done apologising to sanzu?

Smiley: lmao I'm not sorry 🤪

Mucho: you didn't even say anything.

Smiley: but I thought of it.

Sanzu: oh really wanna go huh you fucking clown.

Smiley: That's what I'm talKING ABOUT!! BRING IT ON SCAR FACE!

Angry: Aniki No!

Y/N: the park in front of fuyu's appartment. 4pm.

Y/N: Tora, you coming? 🍿

Tora: do you even have to ask? 🍿

Hakkai: Taka-chan's going to be busy with Mikey-kun and Baji-kun. Wanna come, mitchy?

Takemitchi: I don't think it's a good idea.

Mikey: I knew it. My Mitchy won't leave me behind 🥺

Takemitchi: yk what Hakkai, let's go.

Mikey: TAKEMITCHY

Baji: LMAO

Chifuyu: Baji-san you too have the letter so you can't come.

Baji: NOOOOOO

Mucho: ig I'll have to be there to keep an eye.

Draken: NO. STOP.

Draken: WHAT HAPPENED TO CHOOSING A LIPSTICK?!

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Lmao help what was this even?!? 😭😭

I just started it on a whim but ended up really enjoying it.

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astaroth1357 · 4 years ago

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IT'S RAINING (DEMON) MEN!!!

I asked my sister for a prompt to get my creativity going. She played this song. Nuff said.

Intro:

It's been two months since the MC went back to the human world, and the demon boys are getting desperate to see their human… How desperate are we talking? Desperate enough to try their hands at some questionable sanctioned magic to get themselves to the human world... Good news is, they'll get there!

Just probably not in the way they expected. 🤷‍♀️🤭

Lucifer

He is going to KILL Mammon the next time he gets a hold of him…

He had no intention of taking an impromptu trip to the human world. He actually has clearance to go there when he needs to, thank you, so he didn't need to use any underhanded tricks to go between realms...

But he had made the mistake of walking too carelessly into Mammon's room while looking for a book he stole and stepped on a sigil half-obscured by an old pizza box…

...which is how he ended up falling from the Devildom to the human world at an unimaginable speed. It was like someone was yanking him to the Earth by the goddamn foot!

The unsuspecting MC was just out window shopping when suddenly an empty parked car across the street was utterly decimated by his falling body…

Of course, HE was fine, but that poor car never stood a chance… 😣 They had to help Lucifer pry himself out from the caved-in metal…

While he watched the MC fuss and try to brush all the broken glass off of him, Lucifer had only three things in mind:

(1) They look so cute when they're worried about him for practically no reason...

(2) Since he's already here, he may as well keep them company for… oh, a couple days at least?; and

(3) He was going to punish Mammon slightly less brutally than usual this time… May just fling him into a car too and leave it at that. 😌

Mammon

Okay, Mammon isn't stupid. He can do magic, he swears!!

He's just… rusty. Yeah. That. 🙄

That's the only reason the sigil that he haphazardly drew in his bedroom flung him to the human world like a catapult instead of neatly teleporting him like it was supposed to...

When the MC woke up that morning, they heard something familiar… Sad, pitiful little cries for help from outside their bedroom window….

Really only one person sprang right to their mind.

When they ran out to check, they indeed found Mammon tangled up in a tree like a wooden spider's web... He wasn't even facing upright!

It took them a half hour to detangle their poor demon from the tree… They almost gave up halfway through and had to call the fire department to pull him out like a trapped kitten... 🤦‍♀️

To say that Mammon was pretty clingy after they got him down hardly covers it. They were now his savior! (Yet again)

They had better not have any plans for the next day or two because he's going to want to spend every second he can with them…

Or at least until Lucifer finds him and drags him back home by the back of the neck… 😰 (Hope they don't mind housing this figurative fugitive for a while…)

Leviathan

So in his defense, he didn't actually think the "Return to Lover" spell he saw on TSL would work, but he got so desperate to see MC again that he half-jokingly tried it one night...

Unfortunately for him, he also forgot that Simeon tends to use a lot of real-world influences in his writing, so… 😥

He hadn't wanted to be dragged to the human world quite so violently, and let's say he is NOT a graceful faller (arm flailing, girly screaming, spinning all over the place, etc.).

Only when the smell of beach sand and sea salt hit his nose did he begin to calm down a little and get a good look at the surroundings he was hurtling towards… The ocean!

Video game logic dictates that if you land in water, you should be fine, right?? (Well, that's not how it works in real life, but when you're in a super sturdy demon body, there can be expectations 🤷‍♀️)

The MC was not expecting someone to splash down into the water next to them like they fell out of Heaven, nor for them to enter the water with the poise of an Olympic high diver…

They REALLY weren't expecting to see Levi surface beside them, demon form in the all it's sea serpent-y glory, totally stoked that the stupid thought he had actually brought him to them!

… Of course, he also has no idea how to get back, but who actually cares about that?? Lucifer will figure out he's not in his room eventually. For now, there wasn't anything in the ocean or beyond that could separate the MC from their adorkable otaku… 🤭

Satan

Okay. Teleportation magic is hard. Very, very hard. It basically requires bypassing several different physical laws by breaking down one's essence into a transmigrational-uh...

Whatever, the point is it's difficult, and mistakes happen even to the best of us.

Satan genuinely thought he triple-checked the symbols on his sigil… He must have made a crooked stroke or forgot a step in completing the seal properly… Either way, the spell he intended to bring him right to MC might have made a… slight miscalculation.

Rather than effortlessly stepping out beside them, he found himself hurtling towards the human world like a falling comet… If he hadn't known a few spells that could slow down his fall, he'd have had a pretty nasty meet with the ground... 😣

The MC was visiting a local park when pretty much everyone in their vicinity heard the sound of trees rapidly snapping nearby. At first, they were concerned it was a large animal… and then Satan stumbled out covered in twigs and leaves!

They, of course, ran over to see if he was alright, and the cheeky bastard just denied that anything had gone wrong. "Apparently," this was all according to plan…

(Truthfully, he'd rather call Mammon some unsung genius than admit that he got the spell wrong, even if it was complex… 🙄)

Truthfully, Satan wasn't going to try making a return sigil for a while, so at least he and MC could be together for a time! Do they know if there were any cat cafes nearby??

Asmodeus

Asmo was PISSED at Solomon, furious even because he wouldn't help him sneak away to go see his beloved human! Didn't he know how hard the distance was on him?? The nerve!!! 😤

So, to him, it only seemed fair to steal some of the sorcerer's tomes and equipment… If he wouldn't help him in person, he could at least (unknowingly) do so in spirit!

… He just wasn't expecting the spells to be that difficult. Asmo is decent enough at magic, but some of those explanations were honestly beyond him… They bordered well into Satan or even Lucifer territory...

He tried his best, he really did, but the gentle teleportation that he was after actually flung him to the human world like he had been shot out of a cannon…! And while it was raining in the human world too!! 😫

The MC was walking home in the rain, umbrella and everything, when they heard screaming from the sky...

Thankfully, Asmo remembered just enough magic to cushion his fall… But that didn't save him from landing right into a massive puddle right next to the MC, effectively soaking them both.

On any other day, he'd have been angry that his expensive clothes were covered in rainwater, but that day? The second he saw the MC was there (and also tastefully soaked in water 😏), he just flung himself at them with a squeal of delight!

The MC had to convince him to let them get inside before they got too cold, but every step of the way was full of laughter and cuddles between the two of them...

Asmo would have to call Solomon to fess up to his theft, but hey, he got to see MC out of it! The bruised tailbone and ruined clothes were more than worth a treat like that.

Beelzebub

Beel genuinely wasn't intending to go to the human world; he really wasn't. He hated the distance like everyone else, but he knew better than to mess with magic that dangerous…

What happened was that he was walking by Satan's room one day and he smelt something inside… apples. A lot of them. He just couldn't help himself…

He didn't know that Satan was using those apples as test subjects for his teleportation magic… Unfortunately, the first fruit that he grabbed actually put him right smack dab in the middle of an incomplete sigil…

Beel kind of blacked out for whatever happened during the next part, it happened really fast, but it was the smell of more apples that woke him back up… and pears, peaches, pineapples, plums-

It's a farmer's market. Beel fell into the apple stand of a farmer's market….

The MC was out shopping there when they heard two things: the screams of shock and horror from the end of the market and a familiar voice shouting, "I'M HUNGRY!!!"

Of course they ran towards the screaming, defying all survival instincts (because who else are we talking about here?) and found Beel, mid-rampage, eating every scrap of food he could get his hands on…

But he actually stopped when he heard them shout his name. That's right, he stopped eating right then and there to turn and see them in the crowd... Oh, the smile that popped up on his face could have reignited a sun!

Beel had no idea how he got there and even less idea of getting back, so the MC had to eventually call Lucifer. They did get to spend the day with their gentle giant, though! (Just don't mention the massive bill for all the fruit he ate… 😣)

Belphegor

So here's the story. Belphie was sleeping in the library, as he sometimes does, and the next thing he knew, he was free-falling through the sky.

No, he didn't know what happened either. Maybe he rolled onto a stray sigil Satan left behind. Perhaps he was accidentally summoned to the human world. Mayhaps he even dreamed about MC so hard that it broke a rift in space-time to try and bring the two together...

Who the hell knows? His more pressing concern was less how he got up there and more where he would end up.

Unfortunately for him, all he could see below him was a human residential area, and even worse yet, it looked like he was hurtling towards someone's roof… The MC's roof, to be exact!

MC was incredibly lucky to have already been up and starting their morning routine when the seventh-born came crashing onto their bed. Who knows how much damage he could have done if he had landed on them...??

That didn't change their shock to see Belphie, covered in plaster and wood fragments, sitting himself up while looking more annoyed to have been woken up than that he… you know... crashed through their roof...

He was grateful to have popped up close to them because it would have been pretty awkward to land in some random human's room. The MC was… less enthused that they now had some significant repairs to do.

Smooth-talker he is, Belphie not only managed to convince them that Lucifer would take care of the payment (which he would) but also not to call him just yet. Not until he could get himself cleaned off and maybe have a nap or two… Say, they weren't going anywhere today, right? Good. 😏

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