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“ the Knight - the Pixie - the Giant”
#my art#digital drawing#digital art#marvel comics#marvel#the avengers#avengers earth's mightiest heroes#iron man#tony stark#the wasp#janet van dyne#ant man#hank pym#part 1#artist on tumblr#small artist#the show is goat#two with high iq and one with lower iq#two with social skill and one with no social skill#two red and one yellow
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Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
#no one can be you CUNTJI#his duality his consistency#let's go kingji#One piece kinda goated with this king#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#one piece#hmm i can see the tags where many of yall are saying sanji isnt a vinsmoke#i havent really reached that far in the show im starting impel down next so idk all ik is it's supposed to be his family name#so im guessing his family is fucked up thats why u ppl are so worked up im not surprised tho all sexy ppl have problematic families#kuroashi no sanji
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me the actual nanosecond i started watching the new pjo series
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#GOAT
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so grover tricking the literal god of war into an impromptu therapy session to get information wasn’t exactly on my Percy Jackson show bingo card but I’m certainly not complaining
#grover rlly is the true MVG (most valuable goat)#percy jackson#pjo tv show#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson episode 5#pjo spoilers
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Game Shows Touch Our Lives, The Mountain Goats [x]
#the mountain goats#game shows touch our lives#tallahassee#yes i know i already did one of these with this song. But#what can i say... it hits different.....#my art#collage#john darnielle
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Hoenn crossing, or something
#Yes this trend is long dead but it lives . to ME#ORAS#hoenn#do i tag all these guys. oh my god.#pokemon trainer may#rival wally#pokemon trainer brendan#contest star lisia#gym leader wallace#lore keeper zinnia#champion steven stone#aqua leader archie#magma leader maxie#aqua admin matt#magma admin tabitha#aqua admin shelly#magma admin courtney#how do ppl tag the cahracters even i never know#quick thing inbetween other things cus im putting off BACKGROUNDS Like a true artist#everyones meant to be a different species but i hope that shows#may monkey (based on the npc from happy home designer though) wally mouse brendan dog#lisia duck wallace ostrich zinnia chameleon ((also based on npc)) steven tiger#archie bear maxie goat matt eagle tabitha hamster shelly wolf courtney cat
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always saying this
#riverdale#thing#mountain goats show done yo la tengo show done got kebab got home got in bed watching riverdale beautiful night
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HOLY SHIT TF #7 WAS CRAZY LOOK AT THIS RAW ASS WHOPPING "YOU KICKED MY RAVAGE" GET HIS ASS SOUNDWAVE KING PLUS LASERBEAK TOOKING THE EYE OUT ITS SICK DONT MESS WITH THE WAVE CLAN
also man scream not only kicked ravages dead body but also slapped him from soundwaves hands and slapped rumble like yeah ik soundwave was real mad as fuck
im soo excited for decepticon leader soundwave bc hes like the boss and we will get ravage back with the fam!!!
#this is exactly g1 soundwave if he could go nuts also he deserved to show his capabilities as leader#screamer asked for this in the moment he touched ravage lmaoo#im sorry soundwave is just THE decepticon goat#soundwave#starscream#tf comics#maccadam#transformers comics#tf skybound#transformers skybound#tf image#ravage#laserbeak#thundercraker#energon universe#skybound energon universe
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xavier’s dynamic with mc is the most goated to me because first and foremost they chill with each other like friends do. Like that’s the foundation of everything, like sure it’s the nature of the game for it to be romantic but take that away and they would still get along so well—they’re friends and they meet each other in the middle as equals and at the end of the day it’s still love. sometimes no one else will know you the way a friend does
#friendship so goated bc u show up for no reason other than love#no physical attraction to move u forward just the act of fondness for someone else#being with someone without liking them as your own friend makes Zero sense to me#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#love and deepspace xavier#lads xavier#lnds xavier#xavier x reader#xavier#this came to me in a visceral reaction when that man called me kitten and i was like#I don’t even know YOU#they literally started as high school friends#u can cosplay the high school romance but u will never have it#that’s me being shady
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see no evil, speak no evil
#tried to work oscar in for 'hear no evil' but couldn't get it to work 😔#so know that he's there in spirit#saw someone saying there's no enough art showing that arthur 'silences' john in the same way he 'blinds' him#so thought i should finish up this sketch..#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#art#honestly idek if this looks good anymore. *posts*#woe. goat!john agenda be upon ye
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update so good i finally drew the goat
#the crowns yapping abt lore while their bearers are having Freak to Freak conversation#peep the matching narilamb earrings#im going with chained shamura for goats uuuu world?? reality? yeah spiderweb on fleece#me when the patrion gods give personalized things to their vessels#lamberts thing is the bell btw#my bishop narinder had them all over his fit#ill show him one day hhhh#sorgy for so much text in the last img cropping was shit :((#cotl#my art#narilamb#cotl narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl goat#cotl pilgrim#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl leshy#if you see a spelling mistakes no u didnt <3
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#tf2 fanart#tf2 medic#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#please don't pick up rabbits like this it's good visual shorthand but NOT good practice#my cursive was not legible enough for medics diary so normal handwriting it is#all ruminants can have bezoars but the alchemical ones are goats right. i was thinking about faust and then this comic happened#update: i showed this to my bf and he said its the first 'actual' joke ive ever told. so rude
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I don’t have a problem guys-
#cheetah narinder has been plaguing my thoughts and this was the perfect opportunity to show it off 🙏🙏🙏#cotl#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb lamb#the lamb#cotl goat#cult of the lamb goat#the goat#cotl narinder#cult of the lamb narinder#narinder#cult of the lamb unholy alliance#cult of the lamb update#art#catt talks#fanart
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#dream smp#tommyinnit#tubbo#c!tommy#ctommy#c!tubbo#ctubbo#c!clingyduo#cclingyduo#manifesting cold weather by drawing them skdnsksks#i haven't drawn ctubbo as much as i prolly should and it shows#ctommy homeless bum look era lol#i have a hc that ctubbo could barely grow facial hair. and if he does its all on the chin. like a goat. and not the awesome beard he wants#ctommy on the other hand is Cursed w it#shit grows on him like moss on bonemeal lmao#me doods
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Not Fujimoto showing us that behind the paper thin face of "Liberty" is just another monstrosity born of the military industrial complex purpose built to cause untold destruction to other nations the world around. So much so that the mere concept of the American dream is enough to crush thousands of lives with the wave of a finger.
Not Fujimoto dismantling and critiquing american gun fetishization and imperialism so fucking succinctly in a single fucking chapter after having spent the previous two showing the evil in mothers treating their children as tools and then showing us how War uses the children of a nation as weapons for wanton destruction.
Not Fujimoto then showing us how the elderly of the world would gladly sacrifice their children and grandchildren to a weaponized embodiment of motherhood in a fight against the horrors of war solely to extend their own pathetic lives.
Not Fujimoto showing us beforehand that the Gun Devil is always used as a tool by the elites and those who seek control and violence, never having a will of its own like a literal child soldier.
pure fucking kino
#yoru csm#csm spoilers#csm 178#gun devil#war devil#Fujimoto the GOAT#showing us in less than 200 chapters what Oda has been building to for 1.1k+#I can only hope that One Piece's last arc can be nearly as peak as this#it's peak
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How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have
Waking up to a clean apartment was not what Dick was expecting at all. It was a nice surprise, for sure, but it begged the question as to how long he was asleep for. His phone said that it was the same day, only two hours later, but that state of the apartment suggested it had been at least a day!
He poked his head into the room he'd given Danny to stay in. The kid had ignored the bed almost completely, it seemed, and curled up in the corner furthest from the door with the blanket and his bag. He closed the door softly as he left the room. He hated that Danny didn't feel safe enough to sleep on the bed, but he understood the need to have his back to a corner.
Dick took one look at the shopping list on the counter before opening his fridge. Immediately, he closed it again. The rancid stench of spoiled milk and other foodstuffs seeped into the open room, making Dick rush to open the windows. He added candles and Febreeze to the shopping list. With his pay, he should have more than enough to get everything written down, as well as some things for Danny.
Would Danny want to go to school? Or would he want to take online courses? What grade would he even be in? There was nothing about any of that in the cover story the kid had made up. Did he just not think about it, or had he deemed it unimportant? Either way, Dick would bring it up with him in a little bit. For now, shopping. The kid had done a hell of a job with cleaning up, so it was only natural that Dick would pull his weight in his own apartment.
Making sure to leave a note, Dick locked the door behind himself as he headed down, mentally adding fridge magnets to the shopping list, too.
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Stepping back into the apartment was like walking into someone else's home. The place looked no different than when he'd left earlier, but it was only just now settling that he now had someone to take care of. Dick was no longer alone in this apartment. He had someone to look out for, someone who was looking out for him.
And how pathetic was that? A child was having to take care of him. He's an adult! He should be able to take care of himself! But, here he is, hopeless. He hadn't even bothered to get off his ass and go shopping or clean up a little bit until a kid knocked on his door and spelled everything out for him in blue glitter pen.
Dick set down the six bags he was carrying on the counter. He completely emptied out the fridge and freezer, throwing it all away. It all had to go. The smell would linger for a little bit, but it wouldn't ever get that bad again, especially now that the stuff causing it was all gone. He quickly put everything away before picking up his phone.
He hadn't called the Manor in a while. Not since- not since Jason died...
He shook his head, scolding himself for letting irrational fear and anger get in the way of contacting the only family he had left, and called Wayne Manor.
After exactly two and a half rings, the line picked up. "Wayne Manor, Alfred Pennyworth speaking."
"Hey, Alfie," Dick knew he sounded pathetic.
There was..something on the other end that Dick couldn't quite pick up before Alfred spoke, formalities dropped and a smile in his voice. "Master Dick, how good to hear from you. It has been a while."
He leaned against the counter, sagging a bit. "Yeah, it has been. I'm sorry, Alfred, I just-"
"No need to apologize, Master Dick, I completely understand."
Did he? Maybe. "That's- Thank you, Alfred, really, but I didn't really call to apologize."
"Oh?" There was another sound in the background, a little closer to the phone, but not close or loud enough to be clearly picked up. "What seems to be the issue, then?"
"I, um," God, how was he going to explain this? "A kid showed up at my door, um, and offered to help me out? I-I couldn't say no to him, Alfe, but- I don't! I-I don't know how to take care of a kid!" The floodgates seemed to open with that as he sank to the floor, his back against the wall. "I can barely take care of myself, let alone a whole other person! But I can't put him back on the streets, Alfred, I just can't. And the things he's been telling me- He's not had an okay life, Alfred. I don't- I don't know what to do."
It was quiet for a moment before Alfred let out a small breath. "You, too?"
"Huh?"
THe question was ignored. "Take a deep breath for me, Master Dick." He did. "Good. This child, how old is he?"
"I don't know, about fourteen?"
A click of his tongue. "Taking care of a child is going to look different for everyone, especially if they've never had to care for anyone but themselves before. From what I understand, he has come to you for safety. He has nowhere else to go, yes?"
"Well, yeah, other than the streets, but I'm not sending him back out there-!"
"I'm not telling you to. If he came to you, he will leave of his own accord. It is your job to make sure he knows he can stay and that he is safe with you."
"I know that, but-"
"Do you have food in your house?"
"I- What? Yeah, I just got back from shopping."
"Good. Is your house clean?"
"Yeah, he, um, the kid cleaned up the place while I was asleep."
"Alright. Does he have a place to sleep?"
"Yeah, I gave him my spare room. What does this-?"
"Then the only thing left for you to do is to make sure he knows he's allowed to be comfortable there. Make sure he knows that it is a safe space for him and that he can stay as long as he likes. From the sounds of it, he intends to take care of you just as you intend to take care of him. Find a middle ground, set up some house rules, go at a pace that works for the both of you. You two will grow into a routine that fits for you in time. And it will take time. Bonds do not grow overnight, especially ones that are meant to last. It will be hard, but that is what makes it worth it."
Dick was quiet for a minute. Alfred let him gather his thoughts, not hanging up and simply waiting. Finally, "Thanks, Alfred."
"You are most welcome, Master Dick." The old man was smiling again. "Oh, aster Dick?"
"Yeah?"
"When you two are more comfortable, please come by the Manor."
Dick smiled, too. "I will. And I'll try to call more often."
"That's all I ask. Have a good day, Master Dick.
"Thanks, Alfred, you, too."
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#part 6#dp dc crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#nightwing#dick grayson#death is a legal barrier#work life balance#but it's being explained by a hypocrite 7 years younger than him#danny is going to make sure dick takes care of himself#dick is getting attached#alfred is the GOAT#is tim there? who knows#dick needs a hug#dick needs help#danny needs a hug#danny needs help#danny's here to help#is it really adoption if the kid shows up one day and just doesn't leave?#i pulled that advise outta my ass#please send help#How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have
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