#the shapeshifter is chained

[arrowheadedbitch]

Gods, ezekiel is so good at avoiding telling secrets, like I was just watching Beneath The Stones and like yeah he tells the MI6 thing, but that's it, it tells like 3 less secrets than everyone else, he doesn't even tell them why he split ways from them after Peru, like, how is he so good at dodging this shit omigod

I turned to my girlfriend and theorized that maybe he didn't say one because he didn't have a reason, they both left him, but he was arguing with Jacob in the first episode of the season and Cassandra goes "Guys! We're doing it again..." which makes it seem like he also had a reason to leave and just got away without telling it

Ezekiel is so good at keeping secrets and tricking people into thinking he's being a complete open book, it's insane

[originallymarysue]

Uh.. looks like someone broke the ketchup bottle... :/

(DW He didn't kill anyone, the blood is just symbolism)

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: you know how dink can control monsters and all

You know what would be beyond cruel

If he took the form of Malon and started fighting time while the chain is busy fighting the hord

Time gets increasingly angrier and annoyed by him daring to use his wife’s face to make him feel bad

Then in one cut he hatefully stabs him in the stomach and Dink drops this nightmare of a sentence while laughing

“You know that I can control monsters do you really think that she could resist me?”

Then gives time one last Malon like smile before dying

But the body never changes back and the hero of time has to see his lover’s death body right in front of him

The chain also watches in horror and guilt as time breaks down

And after the shock passes

A portal appears and the chain spends the entire time walking to Lon Lon ranch in silence and guilt for not realizing that the shadow took control over a loved one

As they open the door

The entire house was empty

And now either Malon was hanging out with her friends and because of that wasn’t home

Or

The shadow wasn’t gaslighting them and time really just killed his wife

(Wind just wondering why everyone is upset over the shadow dying because he can clearly see that it’s the shadow with his ghost seeing ability

Not understanding that the others are not capable of seeing ghosts and just thinks that they are guilty for killing a monster with their loved one's face

Is hilarious to think about)

[baking-accident]

this ad is so threatening. why do I have to disappear for a month to become an alpha woman

[turimoalin]

[gabriestat]

every now and then i will go to the playlist of spn soundtrack just because and i will either feel like i am back to my dad's car or wonder how much they paid to add this. like for example how did they get away with putting knocking on heaven's doors by guns n' roses did they not pay misha collins for a week or what

[valeriefauxnom]

Okay, so believe it or not, I do play other video games besides Dragalia and Tales of the Abyss, they're just my current 'want to yell about' games inspiring Emotion. But when I happened to see an alternate costume for the resident DefinitelyNotEvilNorAFinalBossInAnotherGame!Protagonist in the latest dragon quest monsters game on switch, I got distinct Nedrick vibes.

Nedrick no don't set your coat on fire, you're not Hisuian Typhlosion-(honestly though I wonder how many people would buy it if you tried to claim Gala Nedrick as a humanized version of Hisuian Typhlosion?)

Yeah, yeah, there's plenty of differences but something about the way the colors line up and the fur collar, plus some of the other design choices...Nedrick, are you selling knockoff versions of your outfit in other worlds???

Extra nonsense: speaking of Nedrick's design, forcibly drawing attention to how the modelers tried to keep so close to the character art Nedrick's model has pink undersides to his 'anteannae'/horns

...Which also is a vague connection to Gala Euden's shading on the back of his hair giving a green tint, which is reflected in his model too:

I'll stop there because there's way too many parallels and contrasts in their art, but this was just a stupid little ha at some of the similar designs in different video games.

[awkwardknight]

Here's an unarmoured dragon!AK

[eldritchbean-shapeshifter]

I want to eat literally everything.

Pretty rock? Wanna eat it.

Ball of lint? I wanna eat it.

A chair? I wanna eat it.

Plants that will most likely kill me super dead? I wanna eat it.

The literal sun? I wanna eat it.

Not only that, but whenever I see a long drop off, like a stairwell or a cliff, etc. I want to jump off of it. Because, according to my being an Eldritch Shapeshifter, I should be able to survive any fall no matter the height. Why take the stairs when you can just jump? It's faster and more fun that way.

I often tell my family that I'm lucky to have anxiety, because that's what's keeping me alive. If not for my anxiety, I probably would have died trying to pet a moose or something.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

[au-drayton-shenanigans]

Cloak guy are your feathers soft?

"Very. That might be part of the reason why Crispin from Bat's universe likes hugging me so much. Except Bat's fur is softer than my feathers. Heheh." -🦉

[rhaenicest]

thinking about rhaenyra saying “🥰 he called me boy 🥰” wish that were me fr

[h-didanart]

I—

But that’s me (technically), is it the au character then? I don’t really want to marry them, I don’t think it’d even be possible, they’re dead!

Thanks for the tag!

Let’s see who to invite…

@achickennamedcheese @raye-6-art @compulsiveimpairment @idkmanwtfishumanityanymore @potatotato-26

And anyone else who stumbles across this, no pressure!

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[moonriesblog]

what if i made a linked universe au where it was a small town cryptid hunting au

[tavs-corner]

MY GOD THESE LINES FROM BYRON'S "PRISONER OF CHILLON-"

"For he was beautiful as day—

(When day was beautiful to me

As to young eagles, being free)"

UGGGGG THESE ARE SOOOOO THE KARLACH/ESKER DOOMED ROMANCE FROM KARLACH'S POV

[cuppajj]

Some characters as they appear within Beast Ancients AU (Info below)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie witnessed the rise of the Beast of Penance, and saw something so horrible that they could do nothing but run for their life. In the chaos, they left something very important to them behind; but the Saint is a kind one. He will return what was lost, and deliver his witness to the peace that was torn from them so long ago.

Pitaya Dragon Cookie sits chained underneath the Hollyberry Palace, studied day in and day out by the royal scientists on the Beast of Pride’s orders. They are hardly in cookie form anymore, only able to shapeshift if the monarch allows. Sometimes they feel like freedom is obtainable, but they often learn it’s only because Dragonberry likes to play games.

Princess Cookie can’t sit idly by as her kingdom falls into darkness. Her grandmother has put her entire family in her pocket, keeping them under strict control, but the princess hates control! She can't believe how complacent everyone is! Against all odds, on one fateful night, she donned an unrecognizable disguise and disappeared in search of help. She knows she's leaving everything and everyone behind, but she'll do anything to get her kingdom back. It's hers as much as it is her family's!

Silverbell Cookie has faithfully served his queen even before she rose to the throne, and watched as she strengthened their kingdom into a formidable force in Beast-Yeast. But he can't help but wonder why she seems so distant and unlike herself... in fact, something about the kingdom he swore to protect feels different. They swear to protect the tree, but now they eye the lands around them, swear to destroy an evil enchantress who prevents their queen from regaining her full self... as Silverbell Cookie continues to dutifully stand at her side, he asks himself, what has the Beast of Sovereignty done to his kingdom?

Caramel Arrow Cookie and Crunchy Chip Cookie swore an oath to stand by their king's side to the bitter end. They fought with him as he protected his kingdom from internal collapse. They watched with elation as he brought the Licorice Sea to kneel before them and never threaten the kingdom again. However, when the Beast of Solitude replaced their steadfast leader, their vows were put to the test as the kingdom was soon claimed by permafrost. While Crunchy Chip cookie had seen the writing on the wall, Caramel Arrow Cookie remained steadfast even as everyone froze around her. In her desperation to get through to the king, Caramel Arrow Cookie made the mistake of stepping out of line, her arm consumed by ice the moment she reached out to him. Crunchy Chip Cookie was quick to pull her away before she could be frozen entirely, and the two fled into the mountains. Crunchy Chip Cookie is looking for someone to help bring his confidant back to good health before the frost completely engulfs her.

[aroaceleovaldez]

#who's the godly parent #i needa know #for research purposes (from prev)

His godly parent is Phantasos! Phantasos is a god who appears in dreams as inanimate objects. So said oc can shapeshift into inanimate objects. But only specifically inanimate objects from ikea, partially for nerfing reasons and also just to be silly.

why are pjo OCs so fun to make. they’re just funky little guys with the silliest gimmicks. my friend and i made a rogue demigod oc who’s sole power is being able to turn into specifically only ikea products. this is perfectly consistent with his godly parent, no exaggeration. i have so many pjo ocs that are so so stupid it’s wonderful.