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rookschnapps · 6 months ago

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welcome to the world

#crowcraft #dc #kon el #superboy #so many ideas for the tube exit #I KNOW this isn’t how it happened but let me have this. I have things I think about and art is how I get them out before they eat me #this one’s about the moments of dazed confusion. he’d never even felt AIR before do you ever think about that. I think about that all the t #how strange would it be to Know so many things without having experienced them #the few seconds of disconnect here. his brain is firing all his knowledge and a startup ‘hello world’ sequence #but he’s never FELT. ANYTHING before #conner kent #so many strange sensations before it clicks as a ‘huh. so this is air. this is breathing this is thinking this is seeing hearing smelling-‘#ETC. sure babies do this but babies can’t remember shit #IDKK. I JUST THINK AHOUT IT A LOT

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eggbem · 3 months ago

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Post Villain-of-the-Week-Scuffle Nap.

Good morning everyone! (Welcome to my seminar!) Here's some Portal Duo snuggling to start off your day! What's the point of having the ability to draw turtles if you don't indulge in the softest of fluff once in a while?

Just ignore the fact that, with Leo's canon bed setup, there's really no room for Raph to be standing on the other side. How's he doing that? Magic ig.

(I feel like this goes without saying, but you never know: T-cest, do NOT interact; I will punt you to the moon.)

#i had so much fun with this one!#i feel like i learned a lot about foreshortening #though i'm not sure i would have been able to achieve this perspective without the liquify and transform tools CSP provides haha #i'm such a cheater 😅#i simultaneously spent so much time on and got super lazy with the shading on this one #i think it turned out okay though #look i was gonna draw Mikey and Leo at a different angle on Donnie's phone screen #but drawing that tangle of limbs was hard enough the first time lol #i will never not overthink the text in literally any given picture #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tcest dni #art #fanart #posting now before i can second-guess myself further ahhhhh #eggbem's art

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 2 months ago

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PnF Spirit Week 1: May 27th - Pets

You never really forget your first ever pet. Especially if they disappear quite abruptly from your life.

#pnf #phineas and ferb #pnfspiritweek #candace flynn #perry the platypus #bucky #bucky the dog??? rip bucky #very self indulgent entry to spirit week because it contains my favorite rare (?) headcanons:#a) Bucky was more of Candace's dog because both Phineas and Ferb were VERY small at the time. so she took his loss hardest #and thats why she is so reluctant and against a new pet aka perry when they first got him #b) Bucky was an ex OWCA agent that perished in battle with his nemesis Old Man Simmons hence their very fossilized remains in museum #c) bucky and perry were acquainted during Perry's training (maybe even some mentoring??) so perry understands that feeling of loss #d) bonus HC Bucky was named after Bucky Barnes because of his one sleeved coloring and Candace named him with her Bio dad from whom she #got her love of superhero comics. while her ultimate fav is thor bucky is second fav #all my fellow candace fans know where most of those headcanons come from for sure for sure xDD we all read the fics hehehe

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers #oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE #...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen #well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears #SO MANY TEARS #malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING #IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA #god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R #(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this #that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy #though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen #then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED #and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you #on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second #where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all #anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later #now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

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tragedytells-tales · 1 month ago

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SBP Second Star AU by: @kyri45

A set of father's for the day of the father's 💪

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keferon · 2 months ago

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So. I went online and bought this Transformers generations Blurr toy and holy shit nothing prepared me for the lore on the back of it’s box o_o

Also every time Blurr gets to be a sniper my soul ascends a little bit~

+ Bonus doodles

#maccadam #transformers #blurr #tf blurr #I’m pretty sure the figure comes with one or two big ass riffles #the box has them at least #I already have two drifts now I need two Blurrs #Eventually I will get second Jazz im pretty sure ahahaha #ALSO. LISTEN. THIS. VERSION OF BLURR IS SO FUCKING COOL #Delivering super secret data and sniping his enemies???#Being all fast and chatty and also INCREDIBLY patient and focused when needed #that right here is Spec Ops material if I ever saw one #fucking. imAGINe. Decepticons have freaking Soundwave on their side. Soundwave can catch any signal and transmission and call and data #the solution #Yeah no just give the most important data to Blurr and use him like a pigeon for delivering messages #good luck hacking this Soundwave

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mobius-m-mobius · 5 months ago

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I'm gonna be the man who's comin' home with you But I would walk five hundred miles -

The Proclaimers – I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) ft. David Tennant Doctor Who BTS (2009) // BAFTAs (2025) edition

#david tennant #doctor who #bafta #sleeping almost an entire day to wake up to this was probably the greatest start to a week possible lmao his chaos is such a trip 😂😂#and i'm sure this has been done already #but i'd been looking for an excuse to gif that clip of john from the dw set for ages and this is as perfect of one as there is 🥰#so here for fanboy david it's the best version of him always #(knees out a very close second ofc 😉)#john simm #timothy dalton #bafta 2025 #dtennantedit #dianagifs #flashing cw

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..

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superbat-lmao · 5 months ago

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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.

Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.

#batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #redhood #batfam #batfamily #this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard #they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary #sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second #to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable #although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal #legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have #real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public #appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph #cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and #making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into #words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he #doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out

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sunderwight · 1 year ago

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Cumplane where Airplane, in a fit of either bravery or insanity or positive or negative self-esteem (he's not totally sure) decides to cosplay as Luo Binghe and post the pictures online.

Of course, he doesn't do it as "Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky", he knows he has some questionable fans and doesn't really want to hand them a picture of his face. So he posts the images under one of the pseudonyms he uses for lurking around the comment section and social media tags. It's just a handful of images of him looking like the protagonist in his head, attempting to strike cool poses in a wig and some period clothes (he rented both).

The reception is... mixed. Airplane does not have abs, after all, nor a flawless complexion or much skill with makeup. He is fat, freckled, and awkward. The PIDW readership is not known for being particularly supportive either. In fact they're mostly a crab bucket of negativity and masculine posturing, so he gets a lot of mean-spirited commentary.

It's fine. Nothing he hadn't expected. Really solidifies for him that posting was a fit of madness, actually! What did he even expect? He's bracing himself for the worst when he sees that Peerless Cucumber, notorious hate-reader and defender of Luo Binghe's honor, has commented. Ah, shit. He's probably going to rip into Airplane for daring to sully his precious Binghe's reputation by dressing up like that, isn't he?

The comment is long, too. Fuck. Airplane's not sure if his self-esteem can take a comprehensive beating from the champion hater himself, but he's too curious not to look.

Shen Yuan, in the meanwhile, is just pleased that there has FINALLY been a Luo Binghe cosplayer who looks the part. Of course Luo Binghe wouldn't have exaggerated muscles, those are just a product of dehydration. Binghe spent most of his disciple years running around chopping wood and hauling laundry, and then later doing whatever he could to pack on the calories in order to make it through the Abyss. A hefty workman's build would only make sense for him, anything else would be nonsense. Airplane also described Luo Binghe as having a beautiful face, which Shen Yuan won't blame most cosplayers for not being able to just make happen, but a beautiful face doesn't mean "covered in so much makeup it looks like an anime character"! When would Luo Binghe have the time or inclination to put on makeup? A natural beauty with some inevitable blemishes would make more sense and be much more appealing, and this "Airplane Crashing to the Ground" (funny play on the author's name, Shen Yuan approves) has very pretty features! Everyone hating on this cosplay is just an idiot, the only actual problem is that his wig is poorly fitted.

So in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, he lays this all out.

This gets him embroiled in arguments with several other fans, who even accuse him of actually being the guy in the photos, claiming that there's no other reason why he would defend them. Shen Yuan doesn't care if people think that's him, because that's still the best Luo Binghe cosplay he's ever seen, but he doesn't want them doubting the sincerity of his arguments. So, he decides that the only reasonable thing to do is dress himself up in cosplay as well and then post the actual photos of himself.

While he'd like to dress up as one of Luo Binghe's allies like Mobei Jun, or maybe someone cool like Yue Qingyuan, he is too pedantic to think he could pull that off. Those guys are all strong warrior types, and Shen Yuan is a scrawny pale rich kid who looks like he'd probably lose a fight with a wet paper towel. The only characters he could plausibly pull off would be some of the more consumptive members of Binghe's harem and maybe, maybe, one of the weaker villains like Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Yuan is NOT posting pictures of himself crossplaying to the central nexus of toxic masculinity itself, so... Shen Qingqiu it is!

Poor Airplane has to go sit and stare at a while for a while. Peerless Cucumber likes his cosplay. Peerless Cucumber, ardent defender of Shang Qinghua's sellout crappy main character mary-sue, thinks Airplane is good-looking enough to cosplay as him. And said so. Repeatedly. And then posted borderline thirst-trap villain cosplay of himself, inadvertently revealing in the process that he is hot.

What the. What. What?!

Anyway, Shen Yuan suggests that they attend the next convention both cosplaying together because Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is supposed to be doing a meet & greet at that one, and wouldn't it be fun to go as a pair? And Airplane agrees before his brain catches up and he realizes that might present a problem.

#cumplane #svsss #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #airplane: surely I can pull off a deception as simple as not letting on that I'm the author of the novel?#airplane five seconds later: *accidentally drops some of the deep lore in response to one of shen yuan's tirades*#shen yuan: ??!!?? how could you know that???#airplane: shit shit shit I'm busted #shen yuan: could it be... that you're actually the real luo binghe? reverse transmigration???#airplane: ..........................................................................yes

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devilcantspeell · 6 months ago

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