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#txt#please check the notes for a palestinian family's gofundme#Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the âfrunkâ is NOT the issue here#Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK#THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE#PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going âfuck thatâ and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#âThe Critical Drinkerâ (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for ânot understanding what fascism isâ#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going âwow yeah that was pretty obvious huhâ like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to âthose who serve their nation first and earn itâ#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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french kissing your lover with arguably slightly too much tongue â edward bluemel
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#jane x guildford#janefordarchive#myladyjanecentral#perioddramaedit#mine*#no comment.#actually thats a lie i will comment#good for them actually!#finally some good fucking food#the second one....girl same#why is he so unserious fdkhg#doing it is one thing but acknowledging it to your followers is another#edward you have bewitched me
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I'm never getting out of here.
Plus a version without the background cause I like them on their own too
#Boq if you have a hundred fans I am one of them if Boq has no fans I am dead#wicked#boq woodsman#nessarose thropp#nessarose/boq#non consensual touching#body horror#art#digital art#fanart#wicked movie#ask to tag#OK so basically the idea was Boq fucking dies.#Instead of getting turned to tin Nessa finds a way to reanimate him either with the book or life powder or something#And since he doesnt get quite the same shock of waking up made of tin he never makes his great escape#so he is stuck with her still. Except now hes also rotting in his own skin!! WEEEE!!!!#of course her boyfriend rotting wont do any good so she does disturbing body horror to him đ#partially inspired by that thing they reanimated in the second Oz book who went on to describe rather disturbingly what it was like#to suddenly be alive again and in a totally bizarre body that didnt have legs#Still thinking about some of the comments Tin Man made to that thing#And also the fact that Jack seemingly has to regularly replace his head implying things magically brought to life to have to worry about ro
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They're Tired
Lineart available for download on my patreon if any of yall wanna colour them
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#sadâ˘leonart#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#rise leonardo#rise future leo#rise ruture leonardo#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt future leo#rottmnt future leonardo#damn. tumblr really killed the quality on this one#had lyrics and dialogue ideas but none of them stuck#also i fucking hate it#the second metal knee thing shouldnt be visilbe according to the foot position#but i only noticed after i completely finished#i do really love how the mask tails came out tho#if i get any weird comments on this i will fight#because that was a consistent thought throughout the whole fucking 6 hour process#i should stop venting in the tags slfjsldjfsd#vent art#technically#probably shoulda put a shadow under them#oh well
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me when Ryuji
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#persona 5 strikers#ryuji sakamoto#persona 5 tactica#he's everything#Meg was playing 3rd semester yesterday & a miniboss almost downed the team + dazed Akechi and Joker and her Ryuji smacked sense into Joker#immediately then did 900 damage then smacked sense into Akechi then activated his Showtime w Fox and killed the miniboss all in 20 seconds#My baby girl is doing /everything/ common Ryuji win#The above comment was a reaction to Ryuji finally being allowed to say 'fuck' in a persona game which is just 100/10 too
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Ragatha and Pomni occasionally regret being in a relationship with the purple bunny man
#warning i am getting sucked back into an old hyperfixation who knows when i'll post more digital circus content#in the meanwhile. beetlejuice#jax's smug face at the end of the second page is very good. im punching him as we speak#i think faces are my favorite thing to draw. EMOTIONS!!!!!#speaking of emotions pomni at the end is expressing lots of them#anyway leave a comment if u want more.... i love these dumb fucks...#art#digital art#digital circus#jagapom#jax x ragatha x pomni#my art#tadc fanart#tadc jax#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#funnybunnyclown#i think that's what the fandom has settled on?#i still think jagapom is better.#(says tumblr user jagapom)
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i think u have to take stuff incredibly seriously sometimes because that week where i was so intense about the tumblr duck poll that i ended up blocking someone who badmouthed my favorite duck was the funn(i)est shit ever
#talkys#i thingk about it all the time from the outside like ok cheye funny moments#ACTUALLY IM GETTING MAD ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. FJSJIFJSHDKS#wood duck is literally generally a popular duck and ppl were pretending it was an underdog#i carried king eider to second place with my hashtag influence and then some bitch made a comment bragging about the winning duck#like all ducks are good but girl fuck you#đđđđđđ
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2021 -> 2024
time passes, but ja'marr will always be looking up at joe, head tilted and eyes big.
#ahhh fuck i love them so much#second pic the head tilt is much more blatant#it's like the past three years ja'marr has built up the courage to tilt his head a few more degrees!#babygirl tbh#saw the first pic then realized i never commented on the pro bowl head tilt#joemarr#just the way they LOOK at each other#so fond of each other#ADORE each other#joe burrow#ja'marr chase
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Daniel makes funny throwaway comment about padel (presumably in reference to just about every single driver on the grid playing padel pre-season) in an interview with Lawrence Barretto in BAHRAIN AT THE START OF THE SEASON that F1 included in their Funniest Moments of 2024 video, and yet the standard of F1 journalism is so fucking abysmal that no-one even bothers to read the very clear signage behind him as they try to spin it into a comment about his potential future reflecting back over his season. So unless Kerry Violet thinks Daniel Ricciardo had somehow invented time travel and could pop forward to foresee how his season panned out ahead of the Bahrain GP, I think she might want to consider a new career path, because this is a new fucking low for factually incorrect and intentionally misleading clickbait journalism.
#entire five minute video of silly throwaway comments and jokes and yet media run with this two second clip of daniel's#truly fucking embarrassingly low standards#find shame#daniel ricciardo#dr3#f1#formula 1
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But don't worry. By then, he wants to.
(@romanromulus :D )
#saw movies#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#midnight draws#sdate#op found the first art piece so i was obligated to finally properly draw the second!#i dunno if i can pick a fav between these fics honestly. the time loop is a comfort fic and i dunno if i can ever read this one again#the ugly sobs it got out of me....but so so good#disturbing highlights include:#strahm's thoughts on being quiet when hoffman gets home shifting over the story from ironic to unironic. incredibly cool and fucked up#uhhhh all the dad stuff. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME.......#everything about the ending. HOFFMAN WAS IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT!!! HE WAS TRAPPED. HE WOULD HAVE COME BACKKK#i didnt wanna die...i didnt wanna die either....the final dream.......#death of the self vs death of the body....which is worse....#anyway yeah this fic. god#one day i will leave proper comments too!!! for now: normal art. anyway please read into this
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Laid to rest by ten thousand arrows â the fall of Lao-Shan Lung
HE'S FINALLY DEAD.
This oversized infant has been tormenting me ever since his fateful introduction as the Wall Of All Time in rank G2. It's difficult enough to just scare him off, but for months now, I've had my sights set on outright slaying him.
I tried everything. Aerial style great sword to the face for 30 minutes straight. Max dragon attack striker lance dash spam into his gut. Hell, I even tried the infamous weaponless strategy, frantically hauling cannonballs back and forth, calculating every single ballista shot, carefully counting flinches. But alas, Lao-Shan Lung was simply too powerful for one scrawny little hunter. I was faced with the horrible realization, that if I wanted to take him down alone... I was going to have to play a ranged weapon. (GASP!)
Anyway yeah those guides ain't joking lol dragon pierce bow is ridiculously overpowered against this guy. It took me 2 tries because I've literally never used a bow before, but once I got the hang of it, it was a super easy hunt. Here's the set that netted me a 20 minute Lao kill with both fortresses at 100%:
Magnastar Wil (Max upgraded Valstrax bow), Valor style
Neset Armor (Ahtal-Ka), full set
The luckiest fucking talisman of my entire life, Expert +9 and Crit Element +4, no slots
Armor skills: TrueShot, Pierce Up, Crit Element, Critical Eye 3, Tremor Res
Items: Power Coating Lv.2, Element Coatings Lv.1 and Lv.2, and an unholy amount of mega dash juice
A LOT of patience to obtain all of the materials for the armor and weapon. Phew!
Altheos Incanonis (the max Alatreon bow) is technically better, but there is no way in hell I was going to grind G RANK ALATREON solo, fuck that. I got stupid lucky with the Valstrax grind and got 2 mantles and an orb on a single hunt, so I just ran with it; Magnastar is more than capable of getting the job done, even in the hands of a clueless melee main.
THE DREAM IS REAL!!!! WOOOOOO
#last year when i was desperately trying to get past this quest and looking up guides#i remember seeing a comment that was like 'oh i love lao shan lung he's such a fun and relaxing fight!'#and of course i thought to myself. what the actual fuck?#but now i am a stronger hunter. and now i know. that guy was 1000% correct.#lao is so chill once you're no longer panicking because the fortress is at 10% and there's 30 seconds left on the clock.#i love you lao. i am sorry for all of the mean things people say about you. rest in pierce bro#my art <3#monster hunter#monhun#mh
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"erm lol I don't even remember what the new EM of wind looks like lol she's so lame and forgettable Morro's so much better âď¸đ¤Ş" just say you hate change and leave. Go back to 2015 with that bullshit the rest of us are having a great time in 2024.
#also do you just hate women cuz I wouldn't be surprised#this is targetted at a tiktoker I came across#blocked them immediately I don't fuck with that shit#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago euphrasia#ninjago dr#on second thought I should've gone into the comments and blocked everyone agreeing with them while I was at it
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the recency bias in the f1 community is insane actually
#this is mostly regaring the comments iâve seen about how ferrari are going to regret signing lewis over carlos for next year#like have people just forgotten everything lewis has achieved in his career???#even last year! he came in third in the driver standings!#like#how can people compare carlos and lewis now and think that itâs a compelling argument#???#the ferrari is literally the second fastest car!!!!!#but no just cause he has had trouble with his car in the last 3 gps heâs âwashedâ#letâs just disregard the fact that the merc is a tractor in disguise right now i guessâŚ..#please be so fucking for real right now#formula 1#f1#lewis hamilton#this is not me being anti carlos btw. carlos is undeniably an amazing driver and i hope he gets a good seat next year#but please. weâre only 3 races into this season#we still have a long way to go#just chill#anyway#just had to get this off my chest
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okay so in french baguette means wand/rod and itâs not solely used for bread like in english
but even so seeing red call it his ice baguette makes me cry laugh
#the fire rod is la baguette de feu#Iâve been comparing the French and English versions#and BOY#DO I HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT IT#the English one went really gay#like#REALLY gay#i can see why everyone bitches about it now đ#star got the Spanish one and weâve been going through them all#shadow link is link noir#but man they made vio into such a french asshole#he goes âpfuuuuâ all the time đ#loz#four swords#red link#four swords manga#i feel like the English translation took the route of vio being like âIâm different than all the other linksâ#and the French one went âim literally better than all of you you guys fucking SUCK later losersâ#but also the English one took out a lot of foreshadowing and for what?????#im also having a hard time with this version of français#i was raised with apparently a unique version of quebecois#they also switch between green and vert for green#itâs interesting#at one part where they think green is dead for the first time#blue just goes âNOOOOOOON GREEEEEENâ#and it took me a second cause I was like sooooomething ainât right here
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LAKE MISSOULA x JONAS VINGEGAARD
credits under cut!
lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners // jonas vingegaard - team presentation, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard, tadej pogacar, and remco evenepoel - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // tadej pogacar and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // wayward son - rainbow rowell // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // it's down to legs - caley fretz // jonas vingegaard - stage 20, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // a poem on hope - wendell berry // jonas vingegaard and remco evenepoel - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // quora user shulamit widawsky // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 (getty images) // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // 'now the fight is over': jonas vingegaard concedes tour de france battle for yellow, but still aims for second - adam becket // jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // video: jonas vingegaard and matteo jorgenson consoled after heart-breaking end to stage 19 of 2024 tour de france for team visma | lease a bike - kieran wood // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // 'probably the hardest moment of my career'-- jonas vingegaard on his crash and fight to be ready for the tour de france - stephen farrand // jonas vingegaard's tour de france was a venn diagram - iain treloar // rise up and salute the sun: the writings of suzy kassem - suzy kassem // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2023 // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // vingegaard exhausted after tour de france: may cut season short - sjoerd valkering // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 20, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // the thing is - ellen bass // "if you had told me four months ago that i would be second, i wouldn't have believed you" - jonas vingegaard disappointed but proud of his tour de france - ondrej zhasil // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (nbc sports) // alfred lord tennyson // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // remco evenepoel and jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and wout van aert - tour de france 2024 (team visma | lease a bike)
#obligatory jonasposting#i donât know if i got the vibe i wanted to capture?? i feel like watching jonas race this year has ultimately been about hope#like the entire thing at its core feels like a leap of faith- of course visma was obsessively running numbers behind the scenes and#trying to prepare him as well as possible#but in the end he still hadnât raced since april. he still had less than half the preparation and a massive question mark was following#them to the startline#but he still came. and he still believed. and everyone around him believed beyond everything else-#staff. commentators. fans. everyone was holding their breath because they donât know where to place their bets#so it all comes down to crossing your fingers every time he gets a mechanical. saying a prayer under your breath when he loses 30 seconds.#and then stage 11 comes along! the tension is suddenly resolved and itâs like seeing the sun again!#but then things start to go downhill- but everyone still keeps hoping. the commentators i was watching were still saying âifâ instead of#âwhenâ about his podium in stage 21 because despite everything people still had hope! they donât want to lay down the hammer#and even when he still finished second#the grief still mingled with the wonderful and beautiful fact that he still did it!#you take a step back and against all odds jonas vingegaard came back from the brink of death and podiumed the fucking tour de france!#and that heartbreak and wonder can coexist. you didnât hope for nothing. the sky is still blue. the sun still shines. he made it.#sorry long tag rant iâm a yapper at heart yâall#me reading or listening to anything ever rn: omg this is so jonas coded!!!#jonas vingegaard#jv#tadej pogacar#remco evenepoel#wout van aert#wva#matteo jorgenson#tdf#tdf 2024#tour de france 2024#tour de france#cycling
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