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this is insane
#txt#please check the notes for a palestinian family's gofundme#Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the âfrunkâ is NOT the issue here#Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK#THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE#PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going âfuck thatâ and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#âThe Critical Drinkerâ (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for ânot understanding what fascism isâ#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going âwow yeah that was pretty obvious huhâ like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to âthose who serve their nation first and earn itâ#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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french kissing your lover with arguably slightly too much tongue â edward bluemel
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#jane x guildford#janefordarchive#myladyjanecentral#perioddramaedit#mine*#no comment.#actually thats a lie i will comment#good for them actually!#finally some good fucking food#the second one....girl same#why is he so unserious fdkhg#doing it is one thing but acknowledging it to your followers is another#edward you have bewitched me
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They're Tired
Lineart available for download on my patreon if any of yall wanna colour them
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#sadâąleonart#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#rise leonardo#rise future leo#rise ruture leonardo#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt future leo#rottmnt future leonardo#damn. tumblr really killed the quality on this one#had lyrics and dialogue ideas but none of them stuck#also i fucking hate it#the second metal knee thing shouldnt be visilbe according to the foot position#but i only noticed after i completely finished#i do really love how the mask tails came out tho#if i get any weird comments on this i will fight#because that was a consistent thought throughout the whole fucking 6 hour process#i should stop venting in the tags slfjsldjfsd#vent art#technically#probably shoulda put a shadow under them#oh well
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me when Ryuji
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#persona 5 strikers#ryuji sakamoto#persona 5 tactica#he's everything#Meg was playing 3rd semester yesterday & a miniboss almost downed the team + dazed Akechi and Joker and her Ryuji smacked sense into Joker#immediately then did 900 damage then smacked sense into Akechi then activated his Showtime w Fox and killed the miniboss all in 20 seconds#My baby girl is doing /everything/ common Ryuji win#The above comment was a reaction to Ryuji finally being allowed to say 'fuck' in a persona game which is just 100/10 too
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Ragatha and Pomni occasionally regret being in a relationship with the purple bunny man
#warning i am getting sucked back into an old hyperfixation who knows when i'll post more digital circus content#in the meanwhile. beetlejuice#jax's smug face at the end of the second page is very good. im punching him as we speak#i think faces are my favorite thing to draw. EMOTIONS!!!!!#speaking of emotions pomni at the end is expressing lots of them#anyway leave a comment if u want more.... i love these dumb fucks...#art#digital art#digital circus#jagapom#jax x ragatha x pomni#my art#tadc fanart#tadc jax#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#funnybunnyclown#i think that's what the fandom has settled on?#i still think jagapom is better.#(says tumblr user jagapom)
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DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#twohat spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY#this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle#its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated#into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy#at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :)#meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength#always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party#but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever#until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely#and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!!#siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?!#anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below#also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!
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Laid to rest by ten thousand arrows â the fall of Lao-Shan Lung
HE'S FINALLY DEAD.
This oversized infant has been tormenting me ever since his fateful introduction as the Wall Of All Time in rank G2. It's difficult enough to just scare him off, but for months now, I've had my sights set on outright slaying him.
I tried everything. Aerial style great sword to the face for 30 minutes straight. Max dragon attack striker lance dash spam into his gut. Hell, I even tried the infamous weaponless strategy, frantically hauling cannonballs back and forth, calculating every single ballista shot, carefully counting flinches. But alas, Lao-Shan Lung was simply too powerful for one scrawny little hunter. I was faced with the horrible realization, that if I wanted to take him down alone... I was going to have to play a ranged weapon. (GASP!)
Anyway yeah those guides ain't joking lol dragon pierce bow is ridiculously overpowered against this guy. It took me 2 tries because I've literally never used a bow before, but once I got the hang of it, it was a super easy hunt. Here's the set that netted me a 20 minute Lao kill with both fortresses at 100%:
Magnastar Wil (Max upgraded Valstrax bow), Valor style
Neset Armor (Ahtal-Ka), full set
The luckiest fucking talisman of my entire life, Expert +9 and Crit Element +4, no slots
Armor skills: TrueShot, Pierce Up, Crit Element, Critical Eye 3, Tremor Res
Items: Power Coating Lv.2, Element Coatings Lv.1 and Lv.2, and an unholy amount of mega dash juice
A LOT of patience to obtain all of the materials for the armor and weapon. Phew!
Altheos Incanonis (the max Alatreon bow) is technically better, but there is no way in hell I was going to grind G RANK ALATREON solo, fuck that. I got stupid lucky with the Valstrax grind and got 2 mantles and an orb on a single hunt, so I just ran with it; Magnastar is more than capable of getting the job done, even in the hands of a clueless melee main.
THE DREAM IS REAL!!!! WOOOOOO
#last year when i was desperately trying to get past this quest and looking up guides#i remember seeing a comment that was like 'oh i love lao shan lung he's such a fun and relaxing fight!'#and of course i thought to myself. what the actual fuck?#but now i am a stronger hunter. and now i know. that guy was 1000% correct.#lao is so chill once you're no longer panicking because the fortress is at 10% and there's 30 seconds left on the clock.#i love you lao. i am sorry for all of the mean things people say about you. rest in pierce bro#my art <3#monster hunter#monhun#mh
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But don't worry. By then, he wants to.
(@romanromulus :D )
#saw movies#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#midnight draws#sdate#op found the first art piece so i was obligated to finally properly draw the second!#i dunno if i can pick a fav between these fics honestly. the time loop is a comfort fic and i dunno if i can ever read this one again#the ugly sobs it got out of me....but so so good#disturbing highlights include:#strahm's thoughts on being quiet when hoffman gets home shifting over the story from ironic to unironic. incredibly cool and fucked up#uhhhh all the dad stuff. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME.......#everything about the ending. HOFFMAN WAS IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT!!! HE WAS TRAPPED. HE WOULD HAVE COME BACKKK#i didnt wanna die...i didnt wanna die either....the final dream.......#death of the self vs death of the body....which is worse....#anyway yeah this fic. god#one day i will leave proper comments too!!! for now: normal art. anyway please read into this
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"erm lol I don't even remember what the new EM of wind looks like lol she's so lame and forgettable Morro's so much better âïžđ€Ș" just say you hate change and leave. Go back to 2015 with that bullshit the rest of us are having a great time in 2024.
#also do you just hate women cuz I wouldn't be surprised#this is targetted at a tiktoker I came across#blocked them immediately I don't fuck with that shit#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago euphrasia#ninjago dr#on second thought I should've gone into the comments and blocked everyone agreeing with them while I was at it
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the recency bias in the f1 community is insane actually
#this is mostly regaring the comments iâve seen about how ferrari are going to regret signing lewis over carlos for next year#like have people just forgotten everything lewis has achieved in his career???#even last year! he came in third in the driver standings!#like#how can people compare carlos and lewis now and think that itâs a compelling argument#???#the ferrari is literally the second fastest car!!!!!#but no just cause he has had trouble with his car in the last 3 gps heâs âwashedâ#letâs just disregard the fact that the merc is a tractor in disguise right now i guessâŠ..#please be so fucking for real right now#formula 1#f1#lewis hamilton#this is not me being anti carlos btw. carlos is undeniably an amazing driver and i hope he gets a good seat next year#but please. weâre only 3 races into this season#we still have a long way to go#just chill#anyway#just had to get this off my chest
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okay so in french baguette means wand/rod and itâs not solely used for bread like in english
but even so seeing red call it his ice baguette makes me cry laugh
#the fire rod is la baguette de feu#Iâve been comparing the French and English versions#and BOY#DO I HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT IT#the English one went really gay#like#REALLY gay#i can see why everyone bitches about it now đ#star got the Spanish one and weâve been going through them all#shadow link is link noir#but man they made vio into such a french asshole#he goes âpfuuuuâ all the time đ#loz#four swords#red link#four swords manga#i feel like the English translation took the route of vio being like âIâm different than all the other linksâ#and the French one went âim literally better than all of you you guys fucking SUCK later losersâ#but also the English one took out a lot of foreshadowing and for what?????#im also having a hard time with this version of français#i was raised with apparently a unique version of quebecois#they also switch between green and vert for green#itâs interesting#at one part where they think green is dead for the first time#blue just goes âNOOOOOOON GREEEEEENâ#and it took me a second cause I was like sooooomething ainât right here
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LAKE MISSOULA x JONAS VINGEGAARD
credits under cut!
lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners // jonas vingegaard - team presentation, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard, tadej pogacar, and remco evenepoel - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // tadej pogacar and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // wayward son - rainbow rowell // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // it's down to legs - caley fretz // jonas vingegaard - stage 20, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // a poem on hope - wendell berry // jonas vingegaard and remco evenepoel - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // quora user shulamit widawsky // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 (getty images) // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // 'now the fight is over': jonas vingegaard concedes tour de france battle for yellow, but still aims for second - adam becket // jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // video: jonas vingegaard and matteo jorgenson consoled after heart-breaking end to stage 19 of 2024 tour de france for team visma | lease a bike - kieran wood // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // 'probably the hardest moment of my career'-- jonas vingegaard on his crash and fight to be ready for the tour de france - stephen farrand // jonas vingegaard's tour de france was a venn diagram - iain treloar // rise up and salute the sun: the writings of suzy kassem - suzy kassem // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2023 // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // vingegaard exhausted after tour de france: may cut season short - sjoerd valkering // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 20, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // the thing is - ellen bass // "if you had told me four months ago that i would be second, i wouldn't have believed you" - jonas vingegaard disappointed but proud of his tour de france - ondrej zhasil // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (nbc sports) // alfred lord tennyson // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // remco evenepoel and jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and wout van aert - tour de france 2024 (team visma | lease a bike)
#obligatory jonasposting#i donât know if i got the vibe i wanted to capture?? i feel like watching jonas race this year has ultimately been about hope#like the entire thing at its core feels like a leap of faith- of course visma was obsessively running numbers behind the scenes and#trying to prepare him as well as possible#but in the end he still hadnât raced since april. he still had less than half the preparation and a massive question mark was following#them to the startline#but he still came. and he still believed. and everyone around him believed beyond everything else-#staff. commentators. fans. everyone was holding their breath because they donât know where to place their bets#so it all comes down to crossing your fingers every time he gets a mechanical. saying a prayer under your breath when he loses 30 seconds.#and then stage 11 comes along! the tension is suddenly resolved and itâs like seeing the sun again!#but then things start to go downhill- but everyone still keeps hoping. the commentators i was watching were still saying âifâ instead of#âwhenâ about his podium in stage 21 because despite everything people still had hope! they donât want to lay down the hammer#and even when he still finished second#the grief still mingled with the wonderful and beautiful fact that he still did it!#you take a step back and against all odds jonas vingegaard came back from the brink of death and podiumed the fucking tour de france!#and that heartbreak and wonder can coexist. you didnât hope for nothing. the sky is still blue. the sun still shines. he made it.#sorry long tag rant iâm a yapper at heart yâall#me reading or listening to anything ever rn: omg this is so jonas coded!!!#jonas vingegaard#jv#tadej pogacar#remco evenepoel#wout van aert#wva#matteo jorgenson#tdf#tdf 2024#tour de france 2024#tour de france#cycling
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hmmmmm the more i read htn, the more convinced i am that gideonâs narratingâŠ
#DONT SPOIL ANYTHING unless iâm right. if iâm right you can tell me please tell me#the switching from second person in the present to third person the fake pastâŠthe comment about how a real swordswoman would react to#harrowâs misuse of her swordâŠthe comment about how only an idiot would go along with the vow of silence ideaâŠthe many jokes made at#harrowâs expense and the many gideon-like descriptions of events and other charactersâŠ#itâs all coming together#also if she actually is narrating does that mean gideonâs conscious of everything happening with harrow? đ#so sheâs not just haunting the narrative she IS the narrative AND SHEâS THE AUDIENCE#IF IâM RIGHT THIS IS GONNA BE RHE MOST UPSETTING TWIST BY FAR#okay third most upsetting twist bUT FUCK#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#griddlehark#tlt liveblog#the locked tomb#the locked tomb series#tlt series
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Seungmin saying they changed song by so it would be easier for people to watch and listen and then me seeing people going "Yes! It's good it's on tiktok and shorts now" and I'm like. Oh. You're all so fucking stupid <3
#half the videos were 10 minutes long#and i say this as an ADHD HAVER MYSELF#if you cant watch something that inst filled with bright colours yelling and childish humour#or a fucking tiktok length#like. well I have nothing to say to you actually highly doubtful you'd even read this far tbh đ#like we'll never get anything more earnest and serious from skz again if things keep going this way#like the fact these no attention span people keep being catered too is so........... No#same with the songs- I complained about the songs all being fucking 2 minutes 20 seconds#like we all know its b/c of ig reels tiktok and yt shorts we all know this but Fuck who cares lets just go along i guess#i don't think people should watch stuff they are not interested in. i really don't.#but the amount of comments i read on those videos that were just so Nothing#no thought at all#idk like maybe try to listen to what hes saying and formulate anything outside of 'Omg best vocal best visual how many international fans?!#yk what i mean?#you bothered to watch it how about using your brain a little#also makes his whole Im Trying To Get A Moment in all the codes lowkey like.... yeah you pretty much do have to do that huh#like. they cant have down days or quiet days. Just be on all the time and be acting and funny all the time b/c thats all anyone wants-#so cool#there's no room for earnestness. no room for being a little thoughtful and serious. nuh uh#hopefully he does go back to explaining his thoughts after the tour but tbh I dont have a lot of hope for that :)
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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass
#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but#even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth#im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater#but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad#couldnt even finish the second one#felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible#literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this#when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar#like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual#bigotry against welsh people in these books#like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around#and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh#like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like#make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it#i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it
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