#the scuttlebutt

[pricelessreviews]

[ankle-beez]

the original rap song lin manuel miranda wrote for awkafina for the little mermaid remake is the worst fucking thing he’s ever written, and that’s saying something. actual war crime of a song. obnoxious-ass tiktok trending-sound ass insult to music itself

[amy-love5]

My Thoughts On The Little Mermaid Live Action — The Scuttlebutt

It’s not so bad.

The Scuttlebutt didn’t feel so out of place. Out of context it feels weird but with the context not so much. Because Scuttles mostly blabbers in the movie.

The rap wasn’t bad in my opinion.

Also, I found Daveed Diggs’ (he voices Sebastian in the live action) rap at the end of the song to hype up Ariel to get ready to be kinda similar to Daveed Diggs role in Hamilton as Lafayette when he was telling Washington to get his right hand man back for the war. If this was intentional, it felt like a nice reference.

[black-fairy3]

lin manuel, i love you, truly, but you will pay for your crimes😭

[mceproductions]

Worst of 2023 Music #1: Awkwafina and Daveed Diggs “The Scuttlebutt”

Oh Disney, when you go in on something you certainly know how to use the talent at your disposal.

This year’s addition to the growing live action remake board involves the fabled mermaid from under the sea.

Which had the old classics, brought to life in new creative ways.

But we got three new ones in addition to this. Although losing the song with Odo as the chef going after Sebastian was a churner.

We had the ok, with Prince Eric wondering his place in his island kingdom and how he wants to see more.

We had the really good featuring the best addition that utilizes the vocal prowess of its star to show what Ariel was thinking while she couldn’t speak.

And then this….

Scuttle the seagull was an unsung part of the original given personality by Buddy Hackett.

Here with the whole needing the underwater setting having to play a part. The bird was swapped for a northern gannet. And here we get Awkwafina a small doses comic that plays a larger part here.

But as her music taste was already not pleasant, here we get 2 full minutes of an eye gouging rap from Lin Manuel Miranda as her and Daveed Diggs mange to grind all momentum to a halt.

A scene in which scuttle lets Ariel know about Eric’s impending nuptials only took 12 seconds in the original. Gets stretched here for maximum Miranda usage.

The face close ups, with the uncanny valley of both Sebastian and Scuttle made all the worse.

I feel for the animators here, not pleasant having to salvage the worst song of the year. The comments on the audio only version made all the funnier.

SUM 22: Ariel did herself and the audience a favor by covering up the bird and the crab. Best way to save our eardrums.

[dncingthrghlife]

the haters are right. we didn’t need the lin-manuel miranda-approved scuttle rap.

[tumblydove]

The comment section for The Scuttlebutt is wild 😭 

[cjbolan]

Can’t believe “Scuttlebutt” replaced the much better “Impossible Child”

[caliburn-the-sword]

the scuttlebutt sucks in part because it's awkwafina, partly because it's unadulterated lin manual miranda, but mostly because the backing track sounds like the kind of hold music that plays while you desperately wait 3 fucking hours for the call centre to take you off hold and address whatever it is that needs addressing

[ashleemccann]

The Scuttlebutt - (From "The Little Mermaid") Reaction

Hi  Watchers The Little Mermaid is out now This is a song from it called Scuttlebutt I think its really cute and sweet Sung by Sebastian and Scuttle #TheLittleMermaid #thescuttlebutt #reaction #disneyfans

[vexinglyvolatile]

ace attorney memes i made part 16

link to meme catalogue

[handsometimr]

miss the themis gang

[danielleargentino]

the!!!!!!

[Image description: A meme titled "Every polycule got", filled out using Ace Attorney characters. Myriam is the fujoshi, Robin is the transgender allegory, Athena is the autistic individual, and Juniper is the struggler. End description.]

thanks @/quailfence for the description!!!!