#the sass on this man

[blububbie]

I don't think you guys know how much I feel about this walking talking L'oreal shampoo advertisement grape fanta flavoured FUCK

[huntervioletbaudelair]

Rafayel after studying: I didn't think you'd last this long

Me: five minutes?

[panik-boi]

Happy birthday Percy Jackson, creator of sass.

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 11th Tilt

Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher (2019-) VS. Galavant, Galavant (2015-2016)

Propaganda

Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher (2019-) Portrayed by: Henry Cavill Defeated Opponents: - Roose Bolton [Michael McElhatton], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

“Look at him. Rugged yet pretty, that regal scowl and the alluring golden eyes. He looks like he can protect you and guess what, he will! He may grumble and grunt complaints about it but if you've been trusted to his care, he'll make sure nothing happens to you. And watch out for those rare instances you can get him to smile; catching one of those can change your whole outlook on life. Bonus: looks extra-hot when dirty and streaked with someone else's blood”

Galavant, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Joshua Sasse Defeated Opponents: - Sir Galahad [Michael Palin], Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1972)

“pour one out for Galavant, lads. this guy deserved 87 seasons and a movie”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Geralt:

“The body on this man is pure insanity. How can anyone be this huge? And while he's super-hot when fighting ferociously with a snarl on his face, he's also super-hot with a cute little smirk on his face while he leans back against something with his arms folded and sleeves rolled up. The forearm porn alone, my god!”

For Galavant:

[comfortablynumb]

rip Claudia your conversations with old man Daniel would’ve been unparalleled, you two would’ve read each other and everyone else to filth.

[yasyassie]

I can't get over this. I just can't.

[soliloquent-stark]

'phil?' uh, his first name is 'agent'

robert downey jr and gwyneth paltrow in the avengers (2012)

[mogwaei]

Sleeping Beauty but make it Solavellan

[gh0st-lie]

SIR!?!?!

THE STANCE! THE HAND ON THE HIP! GYYYAAAD DAMMNNNN

[thefrsers]

#she was so flabbergasted😭😭

[starlightseraph]

brigadier alastair gordon lethbridge-stewart my beloved

[hurtspideyparker]

14 year old Peter Parker was such a menace

Practically asked for money a minute into meeting a billionaire ("Is this grant got, like, money involved or whatever...")

Used Tony Stark's credit card to watch porn

Snuck out while in a foreign country and partied with a bunch of older women

Made front page news for saving a German government official "Sticky Boy Saves Chancellor"

Started reading Sam Wilson his Miranda Rights out of nowhere (he was the one caught by Sam...they aren't officers...they aren't even in the USA...) his voice just makes me laugh every single time like why did he think to do that

Vlogged in the middle of a dangerous fight (when decades of a photography history devolve into Gen Z Spidey's influencer era)

Used pop culture for battle strategy

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Here it is.

The face palm of face palms.

Disappointed Daddy at your service.

[artificial-d3vil]

That suit from the comic...

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

[utane]

Sannet, chief curator of Solemnace Sassmaster extraordinaire and short king