𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐔𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄. or so the princess thought, felt, more times than not. both of them seem to grow tired of their clashing heads, their stubborn wills, but no matter what happens irulan feels that argument cannot be avoided so easily. that is unless one or the other, in their exhaust for hurled back handed comments & subtle insults, concede for the sake of ending the conversation. never did she imagine her life would amount to this--yes, she'd been given an assignment of sorts from the reverend mother but that doesn't dimish the effects day to day has on her strong, but taxed, mental state. the game between them grows old, but a game played nonetheless to irulan's immense displeasure.
@feyras said, " I HOPE YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ON MY ACCOUNT. "
hands are quick to close her book, snapped shut with all the attitude & tension held about her shoulders. pushing heavy chair backward with movement. eyes bear into him for a moment making her displeasure known. ❛ that's precisely why i'm leaving. ❜ says empress, but empress only in name, as she rounds the otherside of the desk. ❛ i have no desire, nor the energy, to be glared at nor met with disdain today, paul. ❜ irulan walks past him, stopping at the door to almost mockingly bow her head. it's always been fake submission.
hiii ngl idk if u still do these I'm 😰 new to tumblr but ur bio says art asks r open? UNLESSITSNOTthenignoremeilybye...UNLESS?? doesn't even have to be art I'm jus dying for a crumb (even a morsel) of big giant mer boy Kevin n his favorite diabolical devious lil mudrats Jeremy and also jean. Bye 🏃♀️💨💨💨💨😘🫂
HELLO no worries you are doing everything right 😌
So I loved this prompt actually but my brain was giving me nothing for mer kevi with human Jean and Jeremy so I am hereby opening the ideas pool to you all, pls help lol
What I DID do was doodle the exchange between Kevin and Neil that @sade-of-spades mentioned in our chats 😂💕 thank you again, it’s perfect
Chapters: 15/?
Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Elain Archeron & Nesta Archeron, Nesta Archeron & Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron & Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron/Lucien Vanserra, Nesta Archeron/Cassian
Characters: Elain Archeron, Nesta Archeron, Lucien Vanserra, Cassian (ACoTaR), Azriel (ACoTaR), The Lady of the Autumn Court (ACoTaR), Helion (ACoTaR), Feyre Archeron, Rhysand (ACoTaR)
Additional Tags: Lucien actually gets the story he deserves, Nesta and Elain: the Most Competent, Archeron merchant family legacy, ACOMAF AU, Who runs the world? Nesta and Elain, Archeron sisters who knew about the War before Feyre told them, Lucien Spring Court Traitor Vanserra, Found Family, fake engagment, ride or die means you can't fucking die, a very different take on the Hybernian war, Fix-it fic, Older Archeron Sisters & Lucien centric
Summary:
So bleeding and burning, lost and found, Lucien Vanserra staggered into human lands, and found he wanted to live.
having watched punk hazard and just rewatched stampede, we need to talk more abt how much of a literal SASSPOT smoker is. like holy cannoli this guy is just so smug sometimes it's the GREATEST thing known to man
some notable lines:
"i'm listening" (vaguely sultry, while law is explaining a plan, one boot on top of buggy)
"well, you can tell me at least" (still vaguely sultry, law still explaining plan)
"what now, genius?!" (to law while they are in total freefall)
"i can do both" (somewhat sultry? to hina when she asks him to do his job and not his super secret personal agenda)
"doesn't sound like much of a plan but what can i say" (hilarious. talking shit abt law's plan to his face)
"you little-" (to sabo after being called "smokey")
"were you trying to fly into his fist?" (upon luffy getting smacked by douglas bullet)
"can someone stop him? moron, he never learns" (affectionate, but luffy getting smacked again)
"i'm so sick of running from this crap" (on punk hazard running from the poison gas for the 80th time)
"undone by your own powers, huh? that is some record-breaking stupidity" (stuck in the cage in punk hazard w law. this one is GENUINELY MY FAVORITE, ITS SO OUT OF POCKET)
"quiet, dumbass! stupid pirates, don't you realize the gravity of the situation here?" (to luffy. need i say more)
"QUIT YOUR BITCHING! YOU FOOLS COULDN'T STEAL CANDY FROM A BABY! you're not even worth suspecting🙄" (yelling at the G-5, one of my fav lines as well)
"you don't get to lecture me on the law" (i can't remember this one verbatim but towards the start of PH, aimed at the G-5)
- calls pretty much everyone younger than him (aka everyone) a "punk"
- says "crap" a lot bc PG-13 but absolutely means "shit". please let him say shit. just ONCE
- also lots of "well, damn" or "i'll be damned", sometimes in just the most (un)impressed voice and it makes me giggle
he probably has some zingers in loguetown and elsewhere (maybe his brief appearance in marineford) but these are all i can think of for now. anyway please spread smug smoker far and wide and never forget how insanely sassy this 36 year old dilf is
❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜ / damon
ds. were they always like this? always dismissing each other? no. before all this, they were inseperable. damon always liked to share thing with stefan. looked after him when their father was around. now though, lot of thing has changed. not that damon wished their bond would still be strong, deep down, he thought of that. being the older brother that he needed. but this chance were lost now. especially when they had fancied the same girl. damon fixed stefan with a bemused expression, his trademark smirk playing at the corner of his lips. he took a casual sip from his glass of bourbon, meeting stefan's intense gaze with a mixture of amusement and nonchalance. " dramatic much, stefan? are you auditioning for the role of my personal executioner? i must say, your commitment to fratricide is truly heartwarming. but here's the thing, little brother, i've been around for quite a few decades, and i've seen my fair share of threats, promises, and noble declarations. somehow, i'm still standing. or rather, immortal. so, forgive me if i'm not quaking in my salvatore boots at the prospect of you being the exclusive proprietor of my demise. " damon's eyes glittered with a mischievous glint as he continued, " but, hey, if it makes you sleep better at night, believing you hold the golden ticket to my eternal rest, who am i to burst your hero complex bubble? just make sure you sharpen that stake real nice, and we'll have a grand old time at the 'Damon Salvatore Farewell Fiesta.' you can even plan the menu if you'd like. i hear vampire blood pairs well with a side of righteous indignation." he raised his glass in a mock toast, the devil-may-care grin still firmly in place. " so, stefan, my self-appointed executioner, shall we get back to the important business of living, or, well, undeading and leave the theatrics for another day? i've got a world to charm, and you've got… well, brooding, i suppose. " / @salvatoraes kind of asked for the pain. but he got the sass.
“I could not have said this better myself, I’m sick of the gross people that can’t seem to get their heads out from between their legs 🙃 and who just completely ignore every single sign that he is tried of feeling used and such, fictional or not that won’t stop it from being gross and disgusting”
OK so after finishing BBC Ghosts, I started watching CBS Ghosts, and at first I was underwhelmed because it felt like literally an exact copy of the BBC one and also with worse acting and special effects. But then I kept watching and it’s charming in its way, like a Disney Channel AU of the BBC version, and there’s heartwarming moments and decent jokes, plus original ideas like the idea of every ghost having a “ghost power” and Sam going to see her mom’s ghost. That said, I did think it would have been more interesting if instead of doing a nearly one-to-one copy of the ghost ensemble in the BBC version (friendly arrow guy from the 80s, corrupt rich douche with no pants, proper lady of the manor, oldest guy who wears furs and is rough and tough, gay soldier guy, flighty naive girl... and then instead of Thomas and Mary they do have Sass and Alberta, that IS some originality) they could’ve just come up with entirely new American ghosts. I would’ve loved to see some more originality. I actually had been hoping they would include a Jewish ghost, like an immigrant making his way as a peddler in the Hudson Valley somehow idk. And uh, turns out they do have a Jewish ghost, cause in episode 16 it becomes obvious that the corrupt rich douche with no pants is Jewish, and every person he worked with in his corrupt finance firm was Jewish, and also he was friends with Bernie Madoff. So that’s fun
THIS IS NOT ME “CANCELLING” THE SHOW FOR ANTISEMITISM. I DO NOT THINK THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING. I AM JUST COMPLAINING
i enjoy blank slate MCs in romance games cause it leaves room open for self-inserts and OCs and allows fans to be creative and fill in gaps! but outside of that it makes me go damn most of these characters only started liking MC cause of what they do for them huh :p