#the redstoners

[razzlerus]

wow watching sober life mumbo pov is wild cause u can really pinpoint the exact moment where he lost it all

i think it’s wild how little it’s talked about how the redstoners, after “losing track” of their stash decided to snort red stone powder which had adverse affects on their minds and bodies etho practically stated ascending to another plane….wild episode…

(au by @volcanocraft )

[jumpin--bean]

Nobody talks about this

[partyswirl]

sighs

[haleyusesherwords]

Non-redstoners trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers

Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend

[thesmpisonfire]

Oh wow everyone's getting out the woodworks to point out shit about the dsmp 😭😭😭

[heedzhee-art]

nice redstone gremlin

[solargeist]

door accident, red stone tinkering gone wrong

[tibby-art]

Lost package

[risingsunresistance]

i'd heard about the new minecart mechanics and people launching themselves off ramps, but i wanted to see how practical it was for travel. used buttons so that the rails would go back to their off positions after i used them... but hitting the button is really hard once you get going kjhfkg

behold: the multidirectional centrifuge

[saphushia]

speaking of fucked up hermits. i made up a chronic illness for redstoners 👍

most of the other hermits have enough other fucked up shit going on with them that cancels out the redstone poisoning, so tango and etho are the ones with the worst of it. zed is susceptible to redstone poisoning too but he's a good boy and washes his hands so he's okay

[sprinklesharkie]

gem makes a math equation to = etho, and joel is not having it

[cynical-canidae]

Viktor makes him kick out the ugly villagers.

[whimsicalmists]

let's play a game of guess: who's the redstoner and who's the builder

[ethosiab]

the day i learn how i want to draw redstone i will become at least 13% more powerful

[cactuupng]

Mumbo and Grian are never beating the "since s8 we share a soul now and have adopted certain characteristics from each other due to that like building and redstone" allegations with these new episodes, aren't they

[whereispearlescentmoon]

shoutout to this user on Pearl’s most recent VOD of her and Ren playing Hungry Hermits who left this incredible comment. I have been cackling at it for five minutes. I will never be as funny as them. The idea that Pearl is secretly an evil genius who’s hiding by making her redstone look cute and absorbing knowledge from redstoners to make her own hive mind is amazing. Tango will be a withered husk before the season ends because Pearl is a lich.

I will absolutely be stealing the phrase “The hermits’ shadow throne of power is made of pearl and moonlight”.