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Naruto Fanfiction | Life Without Kurama, Chapter 16
Scroll Toad Gerotora's candid conversation with former Jinchuuriki Kushina Uzumaki takes the forefront today. Can he survive her dangerously creative mind? More importantly, can The Hidden Leaf at large? Unfurl the pages of this next chapter to see for yourself!
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Let's be honest, she is taking all the Sand Siblings, because who breaks up siblings? And also their father is horrible, even if he is the Kage, and their new father (Minato) is also a Kage, so it's not even a downgrade!!
(Minato: My love, they ARE children of the Kage. This will be an international INCIDENT if you kidnap them!
Kushina: *practically glowing with motherly rage* It should be an international incident for how he TREATED THEM!! It's not kidnapping, I am performing a SOCIAL SERVICE.
Minato: *sighs* Yes dear. )
i've seen more than one fix it fic where minato/kushina live and their "fix" for gaara is to just fix his seal and then everyone goes home happy.... but i think-- especially in light of the new minato one shot-- kushina would lose her whole goddamn mind over gaara. you intentionally prevented your child from receiving love? you tried to assassinate your child?!
Kushina: I'M HIS MOM NOW
Minato: Kushina-- no--
Shukaku!Gaara: (screaming in terror/fury as Kushina attempts a hug)
#i love AU's where Kushina gets to live.#the red hot habanero#Kakashi has his pack of dogs#she will have a horde of adopted children#kushina#minato#naruto#gaara#sand siblings
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werewolf kushina sketch i made for my friend in ~50 minutes :) happy halloween
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
(All the memes I’ve made so far..)
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New elixer to put in my delicious concoctions

#its red habanero and black truffle hot sauce#the perfect blend between spicy and sweet and and SUCH a good aroma#the wizard is in (the kitchen)#wizardblogging
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🤍 Kushina, thoughts on Kakashi?
Send 🤍 and my muse will answer:
Do they know your muse?
[X] yes
[ ] no
[ ] never seen them in my life (true)
[ ] never seen them in my life (lie)
[ ] kinda? we talked a couple of times
[ ] they are literally me
[ ] they are my better half!
[ ] I do and I wish I didn't
Would they hug your muse?
[X] yes
[ ] no
[ ] come to my blanket fort!
[ ] wouldn't even touch them with a stick
[ ] yes, but only to stick something to their back
Would they kiss your muse?
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] sure, why not?
[X] only on the cheek
[ ] we are already making out
[ ] not in your wildest dreams!
Would they drive at 2am to help your muse out?
[X] yes
[ ] no
[ ] this better not be another dead body to bury!
[ ] I'm already on my way! without even getting properly dressed!
[ ] I wouldn't even pick up the phone
[ ] I would, but only to laugh in their face instead
Sleepover?
[X] yes (I'd imagine she possibly hosted a couple for Minato's squad at their place.)
[ ] no
[ ] we already live together
[ ] not even if it was the last place to sleep in the world
[ ] yes! and I have a whole party planned!
[ ] yes and I intend to keep them awake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is your muse good looking?
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[X] they are okay cute (platonic sense)
[ ] they are the most glorious being my eyes had ever beheld!
[ ] they are the most hideous being my eyes had ever beheld!
[ ] I would tap that
[ ] they are 'do I really have to?' looking
Are they attracted to your muse?
[ ] yes
[X] no
[ ] sexually
[ ] romantically
[ ] sensually
[ ] platonically
[ ] aesthetically
[ ] I'm repelled by them
Would they hurt your muse?
[ ] yes
[X] no
[ ] give me an axe!
[ ] don't even ask that!
[ ] I already am
[X] If anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
[ ] meh
[ ] I'd like to but I don't think I physically can
#anonymous#[[answered asks]]#“The Red Hot Habanero” [//Muse: Kushina Uzumaki]#[[//OOC: Keeping to the platonic side. Can't see beyond this considering their bond from canon.]]
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I don’t even mean to be but I’m literally her.
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The Twin Jinchuriki
Y/N! Uzumaki - Jinchuriki x Sasuke Uchiha
{This story uses the reader’s name, but the reader is Naruto’s non-identical twin sister, so I have given the reader Kushina’s red hair and Minato’s blue eyes. ALSO shoutout to @the-fictional-wife for inspiring this story!}
13 Years Ago:
The Nine Tailed Fox snarls and roars loud enough to shake the ground, Minato and Kushina steady themselves as they hold their newborn babies in their arms.
“M-Minato… What are we going to do?” Kushina weakly asks her husband, rocking her blonde son as she speaks to soothe him.
Minato contemplates the possible outcomes of this situation, but they all end badly.
“I need you to run. Take our children with you-“
“No! Minato, I won’t leave you!” Kushina argues and stands her ground as angry tears well up in her green eyes.
The blonde Namikaze man groans in frustration and locks eyes with the orange beast.
“Kushina… I’ll seal half of the Nine Tailed Fox inside of myself and the other half in Y/N. I know it may seem harsh, but our daughter is strong, just like her Mother.”
The Red-Hot Habanero whimpers at Minato’s words and sobs softly. How could parents do something like this to their own children? How could she place this kind of burden on her newborn babies, especially their daughter? Kushina had to push those thoughts aside and place focus on protecting the Leaf Village and everyone in it.
“Alright, let’s do this before it’s too late.”
The 4th Hokage prepares the ritual and places his red-headed daughter in the centre. Her twin, which they named Naruto, lays closely outside of the ritual circle.
“To my children…” Kushina’s strained voice began to speak to the defenceless babies as Minato completes the final touches of his Reaper Death Seal.
“… I want you to grow up strong. Eat your vegetables and don’t be too picky. Always stand by each other’s side and take care of one another. I wish that I could be there to watch you both grow up, but… Your Father and I will see you again one day.”
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The Present Day:
“Naruto, come on! We’re gonna be late! Not only did I set your alarm for you, but I tried to wake you up three times on my own! I swear, you could sleep through a typhoon!”
I peg Naruto’s ninja headband at him, which hits him directly in the face.
“20 points for Y/N Uzumaki! Hah!”
“You’re so dead!”
Naruto jumps out of bed and chases me around our shared apartment, laughing playfully.
“Are you two finished?”
A familiar voice draws Naruto’s and my’s attention towards our window, where we notice our Sensei and teammates watching with both annoyance and amusement.
“Sorry, Kakashi Sensei! Naruto slept in AGAIN. Didn’t you, you knucklehead?”
I headlock my blonde brother and give him some classic sibling affection. A good ‘ole noogie.
“Naruto, you are SUCH a pain. If it was just me, Sasuke and Y/N, maybe we’d be on time for once!” Sakura groans and rolls her eyes.
I blink a few times to process the words that just came out of her dirty mouth before snapping back.
“Naruto is NOT a pain, Sakura. You just wish that you could have an awesome brother like him.”
Sakura scoffs and crosses her arms, much to the amusement of our other teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Huh, a genuine smile. Well, half a smile, anyway.
Naruto shoots me a grateful look before throwing on his ninja attire, then, the five of us set off for another adventure as Team 7.
(Hello beautiful readers! I was hesitant to post this first part of my new story, but I’d like to hear what you guys think of it! I’ve had writer’s block the last few days, so it has been a STRUGGLE. Thanks for reading!)
- Itami 🌸
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heating up - carlos sainz jr
pairing: carlos sainz jr x girlfriend!reader
warnings: none
summary: you convince your boyfriend to take on the hot pepper challenge … chili vs chili
You glance across the room at Carlos. Your boyfriend is sprawled across the couch, engrossed in a Spanish reality show. He’s so absorbed that he doesn’t notice the devilish smirk playing on your lips.
“Hey, Chili” you call, borrowing his nickname. It’s ironic given his pitiful tolerance for spicy food, a fact you’re planning to exploit.
“Yeah?” He replies, still glued to the screen.
You flash a grin, holding up your iPhone, “How about a hot pepper challenge?”
He turns, a horrified expression on his face. “You mean … on camera?”
You nod, savoring his almost cartoonish horror.
“Oh no. No, no, no,” he protests, shaking his head.
“But your fans will love it!” You argue. “Picture this: ‘Chili tamed by chili.’”
“Terrible pun,” Carlos grimaces but you know that he can’t deny you anything and see the resignation slowly start to spread across his face.
“Oh, come on! It’ll be fun!” You promise, flashing your most persuasive smile.
After a moment of consideration, he sighs. “Fine but if I end up in hospital, I’m blaming you.”
And that’s how you both find yourselves in your kitchen, surrounded by an array of intimidatingly red peppers of all shapes and sizes. You flip your phone camera on and your fans are immediately alerted to a new live stream.
“Hello everyone! As you can see,” you gesture to Carlos, who is eyeing the chili assortment with a mix of fear and determination, “I’ve managed to convince our very own Chili to join us in a hot pepper challenge.”
Carlos waves to the camera, forcing a smile. “I’m pretty sure she’s trying to kill me.”
Your fans are thrilled, flooding the comment section with laughing emojis and anticipatory messages. You decide to up the stakes.
“The loser has to do the dishes for the rest of the year,” you declare, raising an eyebrow at Carlos.
“Deal,” he agrees, much to your surprise.
You start off easy with some mildly spiced jalapeño poppers. Carlos manages it with just a few beads of sweat dotting his forehead. Then, you turn up the heat. Literally.
A red-hot habanero pepper is next. You both bite in. Carlos’ face goes from confident to confused to horrified in the span of seconds. Tears prick his eyes as he reaches for the milk … but you’re quick.
“Nope. No milk until the end,” you tease.
He glares at you but it’s short-lived as he doubles over coughing. You’re laughing so hard you can barely keep the camera steady.
The challenge continues, each round spicier than the last. Your fans are going wild, making their bets, offering their condolences to Carlos. Some suggest calling an ambulance preemptively.
Carlos, despite being a tormented, sweaty mess, hasn’t backed down. You’ve got to give him credit — his determination is astounding.
Finally, you reach the grand finale: the infamous Carolina Reaper. By now, Carlos looks like he might pass out but he stubbornly insists on going ahead.
“I’m not losing to a vegetable,” he states defiantly, glaring at the wrinkly red pepper as if his stare alone could send it up in flames.
The Reaper hits hard. You feel your own eyes watering but the sight of Carlos — eyes wide, face red, fanning his mouth frantically — is enough to keep you going.
“Okay, okay,” you relent, laughing between teary coughs and reaching for the milk. “I think that’s enough torture for today.”
Carlos doesn’t say a word, just snatches the glass and downs it.
Finally, he manages to croak, “I hate you.”
You’re still laughing. “Oh, come on. It wasn’t that bad.”
“I’m literally breathing fire,” he complains. “I think I might have been turned into a dragon.”
Your fans are cracking up, their comments buzzing with laughter and commiserations for Carlos.
Wrapping up the live stream, you turn to Carlos, whose mouth is now firmly wrapped around the spout of an entire carton of milk
“You okay there, dragon?” You ask, still giggling.
Carlos just glares, face half hidden by the carton, his expression only fueling your laughter. “You know, you’re lucky I love you,” he chokes out.
And despite your grinning and teasing, you know you’re even luckier to have him.
Your spicy challenge video goes viral, featuring in countless meme compilations. Your fans, ever the comedians, edit fire-breathing animations onto Carlos and photoshop his face into every relevant House of the Dragon scene they can get their hands on.
Carlos grumbles each time he sees the video but you notice the smile he tries to hide. He’s a good sport, and though he’ll never admit it, he enjoyed the chaos. Plus, he’s free from dishwashing duties until the end of the year so who’s the real winner here?
You smile, plotting your next challenge. After all, what’s the good of having an extremely memeable boyfriend if you can’t immortalize his best moments on video?
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Rin Week 2023
A drabble and an illustration for the most special girl in Narutoverse.
Day 4 | November 15 Secret
Team Minato; Rin has a secret; Kakashi has a secret; Obito ...is asleep; they are all tipsy; this is supposed to be funny
The shinobi world is a cruel place. If you’re raised a ninja, it often feels like running naked through a nettle field. No matter how fast you are trying to get out, it always stings. Constant pain and misery touch your bare skin, and you slowly get used to it. The shinobi world is greedy too. It takes the people you love and hardly ever returns them. And you are expected to go with it, no questions asked. But as one Red-Hot Habanero shrewdly observed, this world had room for smiles, laughter, and occasional celebration, especially when your loved ones were given back to you.
A team of three young shinobi of the Hidden Leaf was that lucky. But miracles didn’t just happen for them. They had to claw back their teammate from the darkness and then fight day and night for his life. Cry for each other and hold shaking hands; lose sleep and hug tight.
Since then, the hardest and the happiest day of their lives turned into an anniversary that was celebrated as the team’s birthday, their own little festival. Kushina and Kakashi would prepare a feast making sure everybody’s favorite dish was on the menu. Rin was in charge of decorations and flowers. Every year she would make a special arrangement for the table and provide small bouquets for her teammates. The location for the celebration was Minato and Obito’s duty. They liked scouting out picturesque spots, preferably near water. The hike was their small ritual: they traveled alone, mostly in silence. Obito felt special because he was on the same task as the captain, but for Minato it was a pilgrimage to the day when he carried the dying boy back to the village cursing himself for every wrong choice he’d made. Now he let Obito lead the way watching how the 16-year-old jumped left and right like a puppy chasing a butterfly. He followed and silently renewed his vow to always have his back, always protect the kid he’d almost lost.
This year they picked a cabin near a small waterfall. The view was worthy of the occasion, and there were enough rooms to stay overnight. The Namikaze-Uzumaki family had grown a new member who enjoyed the attention and liked making everything about himself. He was three. The baby added the ingenuousness that the team gradually grew out of, and he kept his parents occupied, so that Rin, Obito and Kakashi could have more privacy and party the way they wanted.
However, none of them was a party animal.
***
“Isn’t he adorable?” Rin said quietly tugging at Kakashi’s sleeve. Obito had rested his head in her lap; his eyes were closed, lips parted; soft snuffling noises made it clear - he was fast asleep.
“The word is ‘pathetic’, Rin. We didn’t even drink that much, and he’s already out like a light.” Kakashi took another sip of his beverage (being on good terms with the Sannin had its benefits: their favorite genius was allowed a drink of his choice now and then, in moderation though), “Or… maybe he just really wanted to get to his comfort place as soon as possible.”
“You mean he’s dreaming of something comforting?”
“I mean your lap.”
Rin paused for a moment, startled with the misplaced sarcasm, but then smirked at him and continued stroking Obito’s hair. “Are you trying to be funny or irritating?”
Kakashi’s snarky comments never worked on her; at least they never escalated into a full-scale fight like they did with Obito. Rin was just… smarter. If Kakashi all of a sudden started showing his sassy attitude, it only meant he was uncomfortable. She reached for his face and playfully squeezed his cheek like she would with their captain’s little son.
“Rin, are you trying to be … cheeky right now?” He barely finished the sentence as they both started giggling. Making terrible jokes was their thing, especially when they were tipsy like that.
“What is it, Kakashi? How did he piss you off this time?”
“He didn’t. Everything’s fine.”
“Come on now. You know you’ll feel better if you tell me. Is it because he kept teasing you about that girl?”
Kakashi pulled his mask down and drank some more, then he looked at Rin, the mask still under his chin.
“Bingo,” said the girl with a half-smile. “You know he’s not trying to be insensitive, right? It’s just that you never talk to him about this kind of stuff, and he probably needs it. So he’s simply trying to start a conversation with you.”
Kakashi turned his gaze to the floor in front of him pulling his yukata over his knees.
“I know we’ve been over this, but… why don’t you just tell him?”
“Let’s not do this tonight, Rin.”
“You told me…”
“It was different with you! You had a thing for me, and it wouldn’t be fa…”
Rin quickly pressed her finger to his lips, “Yeah-yeah! Let’s pretend you told me because I’m your best friend and not recollect the moment I made a fool of myself?”
Kakashi took her hand in his, bowed his head and pressed his forehead to the back of Rin’s hand, “I’m still sorry about that by the way.”
“Hatake Kakashi, stop being so suave, or my inappropriate feelings will return again!”
They both started laughing causing Obito to stir in his sleep. Rin pulled Kakashi closer, and he moved to sit next to her, their attention returning to the sleeping teammate.
“Although… he was kind of an ass to you today,” whispered Rin. “Do you want to teach him a lesson?”
“I might wanna teach him a lesson, yes. About the importance of respecting other people’s boundaries,” Kakashi whispered jokingly, but then, to his surprise, Rin carefully lifted Obito’s head, laid it onto Kakashi’s lap, and sprang to her feet.
“What are you doing?”
“Be right back. Don’t wake him up!” she shot back and dashed to the hall.
Obito’s head felt heavy. Without Rin in the room, it was too quiet, and Kakashi could hear his friend’s breathing: in and out, the chest rising and falling, slowly, evenly; no gasping for air. “Good job, buddy. You’re doing a great job, just keep breathing, okay? Just like that.” His own words from a long time ago echoed in his mind, but he suppressed them right away reminding himself that there was no need to monitor Obito’s breathing anymore. He was okay now.
Rin suddenly reappeared next to Kakashi, eyes sparkling with mischief. Noticing that his hands were still hovering near Obito’s temples, she gently nudged Kakashi out of his trance. When his eyes gained focus again she proudly demonstrated a black marker that she'd fished out from Kushina’s bag with the baby stuff.
“Are you actually going to draw on his face? Like a five-year-old?”
“Yep! Can you steady his head a bit, Mr. Boring?”
Kakashi’s hands reluctantly landed on Obito’s cheeks tilting his head in Rin’s direction. She proceeded to draw a funny-looking beard and a mustache.
“You know, he can’t grow a beard anyway, so this is offensive as hell. Keep drawing.”
Rin raised her eyes at Kakashi covering her mouth to stifle a laugh. Then she started to draw a pair of very thick eyebrows.
“Oh, that’s just cruel! He’ll never forgive you for making him look like Gai.”
“Me? Who said I was responsible for this? It’s totally your doing,” she said in a mockingly indignant tone as she traced out ‘Kakashi did this’ on Obito’s cheeks.
“Hey! He’d happily let you off the hook, but me?! I’ll never see the end of it!”
Rin ignored Kakashi’s words, admiring her work.
“Isn’t he adorable?” Having said that, she was carefully watching her friend whose left hand was still resting on Obito’s cheek.
“Yeah… he is.”
“Kakashi, you can tell him. He’ll be okay with it, I promise.”
There was a minute of silence between them.
“But you can’t promise me that, Rin. What if he’s simply weirded out by it? Or feels uncomfortable? What if he stops hanging out with me at all?”
“That’s not gonna ha…”
“I know! I know this is probably not gonna happen, but what if it does? What if I'm not a part of his life anymore? You were there, Rin; it was hell without him. I’m just… I’m not ready. I’m not ready to lose him… again.”
“Kakashi, you idiot! Did you really think I would…” Obito opened his eyes and tried to prop himself up with his elbows, but in an instant a very precise hand hit several chakra points on his neck knocking him unconscious.
“Kakashi! You can’t do that! Why did you hit him?!”
“It was a reflex, okay!” They both leaned over to check on Obito.
“Has he been awake the entire time?” Kakashi was getting worried.
“How should I know? Seriously, Kakashi, I just wanted you to be honest with your best friend, and you go and do this?!”
“I said I didn’t mean to knock him out, okay?! And by the way, maybe you should stop berating me? It’s not like you’re completely honest with him either. Did you have enough courage to tell him about your secret nurse-boyfriend?”
“Rin?! You have a bo…” Obito regained consciousness but only for a few seconds before another hand made him pass out again.
“RIN!”
“I’m sorry!”
@rinweek2023
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Minato & Kushina: A "Deep Dive" Analysis (Section B, Part II)
Earlier parts here.

So far we've explored Minato and Kushina's oneness in terms of the Hokageship. But what of their personal hopes behind ‘Hokage?’
(Section B) II. Minato and Kushina as Types
Genin-Kushina speaks of Minato being able to “make all of [her] dreams come true,” and spirit-Kushina thinks, in her final farewell, “our hopes really did reach our son.” On his deathbed, Jiraiya thinks of Naruto as having "inherited Minato and Kushina’s hopes" and makes a direct link between those hopes and the hero of his novel.

The novel’s hero embarks on a mission to bring peace and the couple name their son after him. Why? Because this “Naruto” embodies their hopes and dream: peace. They grew up in an era of war. Kushina lost her village and is a prisoner and weapon at Konoha’s beck and call. Minato loses two of his students, fails to fix the third's trauma, and sees the woman he loves suffer her entire life being the jinchūriki.

Furthermore, Minato is Jiraiya’s student, whose will he also inherits – harkening to the prophesied shinobi who will usher in an era of peace. A "savior" whom I will call, to maintain the parents' vision in mind, "peacemaker."

Which, of course, brings us to Minato and Kushina’s living legacy.

Naruto, this “child of prophecy,” dubs himself “Konoha’s Orange Hokage” as an amalgamation of the Yellow Flash and Red-Hot Habanero. By extension, thus, the peacemaker (and Hokage) title belongs to Minato and Kushina together, embodied in the living, breathing, walking result of their love.
We touched on Naruto inheriting his parents’ love and redeeming Kurama (turning Hatred himself into a vessel of love). But moreover, as Kurama’s jinchūriki he is the 'key' to changing the future. Passed from Jiraiya to Minato to Naruto is the mission of bringing peace. And passed from Kushina to Naruto is the means of accomplishing it.

Jiraiya first believes Minato is the child of prophecy (chapter: Minato’s Dead Demon Consuming Seal), and the anime version of their talk features a pregnant Kushina with them. So right as Minato learns of the prophecy, their child – its fulfiller – is present. Foreshadowed is the legacy Minato will bestow both as a peacemaker and the peacemaker’s father.

[Now on the topic of 'savior,' Naruto has been called by many fans a ‘Christ figure.’ This trope is actually a misnomer. Do you know what Jesus Christ actually did, what salvation actually is? Check out this 1-minute video:
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To define the saviorship motif in Naruto, we're talking about something very different. The series themes salvation as a ‘saving’ from hatred internal and external; a reconciling peace with oneself and peace between nations.]
Jiraiya and Minato’s conversation is not the first foreshadowing of the savior theme. The entire series kicks off, in fact, with the following prologue:


Minato is introduced as Konoha’s “champion” in direct conjunction with “Fourth Hokage.” Then we jump to the title of Chapter 1: Uzumaki Naruto! Naruto debuts desecrating the Hokage rock faces – a jokey hint that he’ll one day surpass them all.

Pranking which, for a fun fact, is an "interest" of Kushina's per one of the databooks.
We find mentions of “Fourth Hokage” throughout the story and learn that Naruto reminds Jiraiya of this renowned hero. He appears in person in the prelude to the timeskip – the ‘second prologue’ if you will – as Obito’s sensei. Then we jump to a 15-year-old Naruto returning to the village with Jiraiya. The parallelism in the two ‘prologues’ juxtaposes Minato and Naruto in the grand narrative: Minato is the typological peacemaker who secures the future; Naruto is the legacy peacemaker who carries it out. Minato is both a peacemaker himself and a ‘type’ (a ‘pre-figure’) of the one to come.
How is Minato a true peacemaker and a type? His love gave Kushina the peace to overcome Kurama, prefiguring the internal peace Naruto will help others achieve. And his actions contributed to ending the Third Great War, prefiguring the external peace Naruto will usher with the Fourth.
Framing Jiraiya’s flashback of Naruto’s parents is the theme of the child of prophecy, in the contrasts between his three students who were candidates for the role. Jiraiya is killed by Nagato who lost faith and betrayed his teachings; he remembers Minato who held faith and died for that faith; and in remembering Minato’s faith he recalls his own faith in Naruto – that Naruto is the one who will see their mission through.
In this flashback Minato is visually removed from “Fourth Hokage:” he is in his plain attire without the cloak. He is verbally removed from Fourth Hokage, with not a mention relating to the title. And we know that he is Hokage because Kushina is (heavily) pregnant.

Minato in this scene is three things, linked in the connection of three wills. He is the student of author and sensei Jiraiya, whose will he has inherited. He is the husband of (heavily) pregnant Kushina, who shares (and carries the fulfiller of) that will. And he is the father of to-be-born Naruto, who will fulfil that will.
Moreover, this scene is entirely centered around them naming Naruto (the act of doing so in itself a symbol of passing on legacy). With their child being named after the hero in Jiraiya’s novel, we see the amalgamating of the to-be-parents’ and Jiraiya’s legacies into one.
Kushina likewise is met not as “Konoha’s jinchūriki” but Naruto’s mother – this moment being her first in-person appearance in the series. She is very heavily pregnant, Minato remarking on their “soon-to-born child,” and when she enters the room all attention is drawn to her belly swollen with Naruto.
In both the anime and game versions, in fact, we see Kushina’s belly before we see the rest of her. In the anime, she waddles tummy-first into the frame, and after close-up shots of her and Jiraiya is a close-up of her caressing it.
In the game (Storm Generations), we have a mid-shot of just her belly, from which the camera pans up to her face.
[Kushina rubbing her belly in the anime could also imply that the baby is kicking. Which would further make Naruto not just the topic of, but active in the scene. (Though of course, pregnant women are known to rub their bellies all the time. Just a thought.)]
Kushina’s mention-debut too is in conjunction with Naruto: Tsunade says Naruto takes after “his mother” before she introduces her name. The first word Kushina herself speaks is “Naruto,” with her remark that the name is “wonderful.” And she does the same in her second appearance 16 years later when she saves him from Kurama.
Further, Kushina's mention-debut draws a contrast between her and Minato in relation to their son. Where we’ve been led up to this point to believe that Naruto is a ‘mini-Minato’ (reminding Jiraiya of “Lord Fourth,” having the Hokage dream and so forth), Jiraiya and Tsunade reveal the key twist: Naruto is LESS like Minato and VERY MUCH like Kushina.
Tsunade attributes Naruto’s personality and ninjutsu style to “definitely” being from Kushina. Additionally, aside from his hair and eye-color, his face is the splitting image of his mother’s. (We are in no way discrediting Minato here – Naruto is in many ways, as we’ll discuss, like his father too. The emphasis is that he is far less like Minato in comparison.)

[It is greatly fitting that Jiraiya and Tsunade are the ones to exposit these details, being the prior generation characters themselves in the circle of legacy. As Mito’s granddaughter, Tsunade is essentially ‘the Uzumaki’ of her generation. She also sits in a curious position in the Hokage line: succeeding Hiruzen who (preceded and) succeeded Minato; and preceding Kakashi who will precede Naruto. Further, in dynamics and traits we have a multi-generation parallel: Hashirama and Mito; Jiraiya and Tsunade; Minato and Kushina; Naruto and Sakura; and Boruto and Sarada/Himawari. This is something we will visit later too, for there is a plethora of parallels here. (Note I said “dynamics and traits,” not “ships,” so hold your pitchforks. We'll certainly discuss Hinata too.)]
So Tsunade, our Uzumaki ‘cousin,’ tells us that Naruto is most like his mother, with Jiraiya’s agreement and reveal that he does not in fact possess Minato’s genius. (Contrary to a common fan misperception, Naruto is a people and battle genius. So by this lack we mean academic, Kushina herself admitting she was bad at studying.) These statements follow Jiraiya and Tsunade discussing their faith in Naruto becoming Hokage. And here we have in subtext something which gets very much overlooked.
Recall me saying that Kushina gives Naruto the means of bringing peace while Minato (and Jiraiya) pass on the mission. That means is not only Kurama, but the very trait at the core of Naruto’s personality.

Yes, we are talking about his signature technique: the soul-piercing ‘talk no jutsu.’
It is of no insignificance that Minato’s dying words to Naruto are “ditto your loquacious mother” (or in the anime, "your talkative mom said it all"). Nor that Naruto repeats his mother’s speech to Minato verbatim after he has helped save the world. Minato’s dying act is to sacrifice himself, putting his faith in his son WITH Kushina's chakra. His final departure to the Pure Lands is a following of that faith fulfilled.

It is also of no insignificance that Kushina’s self-introduction to Naruto is on his inheriting her talkativeness. Naruto realizes who she is not by her near-identical face, nor by the fact that he had met his father under similar circumstances, but by her verbal tick 'ttebane like his 'ttebayo. Ironically, her “Minato didn’t say anything?” line alludes to this even further: Kushina is the one to pass on the passionate, empathetic talkative quirk; one Minato doesn't have.
(Let us not distort the context: Minato had far less time with Naruto so he couldn't say much. But the emphasis still stands, for he ensured Kushina would have far more time, saying, “There are things that only you can tell him. Things that I can’t. That’s a mother’s role.”)

Further, Kushina's starkest display of this quirk is while she is pregnant with Naruto. Recalling his promise to her, Edo-Minato thinks back to her rambling about the future traits of their baby. And when he calms her, asking how she could possibly know, she replies with confidence, “Because I’m his mother.” Look at the manner in which she says it here below: her expression reads, "Well, duh." She is fully convinced that their baby is a boy and that he will want to be Hokage, that he will act up when his father is busy and be a little trouble-maker.
And she works herself into a state over it, showing her intuition and empathy. She envisions Naruto acting out to get attention when feeling deprived due to Minato's work. She envisions how this will further affect his behavior, leading him to "defy his teachers" and so on. What we see is a display of how deeply she can read others, and what is played in the fretting-mom sense gets passed to the child in her womb. The intuition and empathy by which this baby will peer into people's hearts and expose their desires and philosophies, expressed through his talk-no-jutsu.
Why is this so crucial? Because Kushina is a ‘type’ for the “child of prophecy” too. Naruto is Minato’s legacy as rescuer; he is Kushina’s as redeemer. Two aspects wholly intertwined in him achieving their dream of peace.
And on that note, we can now delve further into internal conflicts – beginning with Minato journeying on his personal redemption arc.
Section B, Part III here.
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Talviel's Tamrielic Anniversary Banquet
In lieu of an updated jubilee cake for the 30 year TES/10 year ESO anniversary, here's a banquet menu fit for the nobility of Tamriel! Dig in!

Summerset
Soft Indrik cheese and caramelised onion and pear chutney vol-au-vents, with sundried tomatoes
Auridon Blue Monkfish, poached in Russafeld Heights chardonnay
Shimmerene cherry blossom snowskin mooncake, with an apricot mousse and lemon crème filling
Black Marsh
Crocodile dumplings, with a spicy peanut and sweet saltrice dipping sauce
Stormhold jerk kagouti haunch, with guar fat vegetable fried rice
"Kueh cendol" chewy tapioca rice cakes, with dark palm sugar and coconut milk and jelly layers. A Black Marsh specialty!
Valenwood
Wild venison Greenshade carpaccio, with whipped bacon-honey butter
Stone-baked timber mammoth tail, slow roasted for 48 hours with a honey and mammoth butter glaze
Frozen honeyed "bingsoo" yoghurt, with sweetgnats, candied bacon, and deep fried lard bits, drizzled with sweet condensed milk
High Rock
Alcaire smoked pea soup, with bacon lardons and fresh garden herbs
Flambéed foie gras à la Shornhelm, with a blood orange and goose fat reduction
Gorapple tarte tatin, with golden butterscotch sauce and Bantha vanilla bean ice cream
Morrowind
Smoked kwama egg yolk carbonara, with scrib bacon
Spicy Ashlander-style shalk and ash yam stew, served in a shalk carapace
"Baked Vvardenfell" guar milk ice cream and kwama meringue cake, flavoured with comberries and gold kanet flowers
Elsweyr
Old Anequina jerboa and "lap cheong" sausage pie, with a saffron rice and an ale-and-moon sugar gravy
Terror bird egg "foo yong hai" omelette, with an array of Pellitine seafood and a bhut jolokia moon sugar caramel dipping sauce
Frozen samar pekoe tea custard, with hot moon sugar fudge
Cyrodiil
Bruma barley soup, with homemade herbed sourdough foccacia
Barbecued Blackwood cavy, basted with a rich Surilie Brothers port and habanero barbecue sauce
Abecean sea salt, dark chocolate, and Cyrodiilic olive oil ice cream, with wild strawberry coulis
Skyrim
Markarth goat cheese and pine nut crème tartlets, with smoked juniper salt
Lake Honrich salmon steak, hot smoked over maple wood with Goldenglow honey, served with dill remoulade
Snowberry panna cotta, with spiced Whiterun apple-akevitt compote
Wrothgar
Echatere Gruyère and rosemary mini soufflés, with smoked Vorkhiposh roe
Echalette steak, served medium-rare, in a ginger wine jus
Kurog's wild berry chocolate gateaux, with whipped echatere cream and drenched in wrathberry brandy
Hammerfell
Port Hunding roasted red pepper and harissa hummus, with spiced lentil flatbreads
Spicy Alik'r giant snake tikka, with mint yoghurt dipping sauce and pickles
Coconut and medjool date kulfi, with a slice of rosewater and pistachio baklava
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thoughts on werewolf jason? i personally like it when he's feral and mean but also a giant puppy lol
Jason blinked at the light in his eyes.
Ever since he woke up in a ditch, scratched to hell and covered in blood... He felt like he'd been being poked and prodded.
Something was- weird. But he couldn't move.
"Y/N?"
You were next to him- not that he could see you. But he could hear you.
"Yeah?"
Your voice sounded strained. They'd done something to you and that made him feel sick. Angry and sick. You were a kindergarten teacher. The last thing you remembered was being on a date- a second date.
"You good?" he asked.
"The German just shot something in me- burns. Coming back for you next I think."
"How bad?" he asked.
"Feels like hot pepper running through my veins."
"Jalapeno or-"
"Maybe habanero."
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Jay-"
"What's red and smells like blue paint?"
"I dunno but I know you're gonna tell me-"
"Red paint."
You snorted. "Fuck you."
"Your kids would like that one."
"Probably."
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Elfsong Tavern Drink Menu
Astral Tadpole
Embrace your Illithid potential, try this sweet mix of fruit flavors. Just ignore the tadpole, you'll retain your form. Mostly
Minsc is Minsc
Drink in hand, hamster in…other hand. A little sweet, a little spicy, very strong, guaranteed to make you listen to the giant miniature space hamster.
Zaith'isk
A fine enough drink, I hope it isn't too strong for you, istik. Sweet and strong, rife with exotic flavors like dragonfruit.
Lady of Loss or Lady of Light
You can't cast a shadow without a little light. Two drinks with floral and citrus flavors, sweet and sour like god’s favorite princess.
The Blade of Frontiers
Provoke the Blade, feel it's sting. Cinnamon mixed with champagne, rich enough for a duke's son, but down to earth for a folk hero
The High Harper
Klauthgrass. It doesn't spoil the taste, if you were wondering. Herby flavor of absinthe blends well with gin and citrus
Infernal Engine
Sweet, strong and hot as the fires of Avernus, just like Karlach. Bourbon, kahlua and hints of habanero and orange.
Lolth-Sworn Drow
Beautiful and elegant, A perfect blend of vodka, red wine, and coffee. No one would ever taste the poison.
Oakfather's Preserve
All Nature's bounty comes together in this drink. A subtle hint of rosemary mixed the honey of mead and the smooth tang of bourbon
Astarion’s Kiss
Brandy and red wine with a sweet finish. I'm certain it will leave you wanting more, darling.
The Wizard of Waterdeep
I speak. The drink burns. A delightful floral gin drink, set aflame with a magical twist upon dousing.
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I dare Kushina to kiss Sasuke
Dare my muse to kiss someone
"Maybe next time I catch him? Haven't quite seen him around lately."
#anonymous#[[answered asks]]#“The Red-Hot Habanero.” [//Muse: Kushina Uzumaki]#[[//Honestly not sure how to do this one anon. lol. Haven't exactly done any interactions between Kushina & Sasuke yet so...]]#[[//That and I've got no idea how a canon interaction between them would work out?]]#[[//OOC: Mind you it'll be a platonic kiss.]]
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