#the rattlesnake and the jester

[ahhhh-118]

THE RATTLESNAKE AND THE JESTER PAGE 5-6 🐍🍎🎪🎭

Page 3-4 - Page 7-8

[whysoblue2]

POV: you just threatened a Yellow Cat and called Leshy a special needs jester.

Sorry for the quick messy sketch but I wanted the AMGRY Leshy from Chapter 8 of The Last Bishop, the Firs to Fall! This is Ambre's POV before being assaulted...and tbh probably their pants didn't come out clean. Also, I can see Leshy shaking his tail like a rattlesnake... am I the only one?

[acesandocs]

To celebrate the new Rattlesnake and the Jester comic pages i have drawn a Maríanne!

Keep up the good work @ahhhh-118

[flightpolling]

All Polls | Results

If you are looking for a specific gene I would recommend ctrl+f to find this list is Long :) Gene Polls will be linked as/when they are posted and updated with Overall winning opinion once they close

Modern/Parallel Primaries

Bar - Positive Leaning Neutral (36.6%)

Basic - Neutral (44.5%)

Boa - Love! (45.4%)

Boulder - Love! (39.5%)

Cherub - Like (35.8%)

Chrysocolla - Love! (49.1%)

Cinder - Love! (60%)

Clown - Like (37.2%)

Crystal - Like ( 30.6%)

Fade - Love! (51.4%)

Falcon  - Like ( 38.6%)

Fern - Like (43.3%)

Flaunt - Love! (59.3%)

Giraffe - Like (43%)

Ground - Neutral (43.4%)

Harlequin - Love! (62.3%)

Iridescent - Like (32.8%)

Jaguar  - Love! (45.6%)

Jupiter - Neutral (42.9%)

Laced - Neutral (40.7%)

Leopard - Like (38.2%)

Lionfish - Like (32.3%)

Metallic - Like (36.6%)

Mosaic - Dislike (32.3%)

Petals - Like (37.1%)

Pharaoh - Love! (42.8%)

Piebald - Like (31.4%)

Pinstripe - Like (37.6%)

Poison - Love! (40%)

Python - Love! (49.2%)

Ribbon - Like (41.3%)

Ripple - Positive-leaning Neutral (35.6%)

Savannah - Like (41%)

Skink - Love! (45.6%)

Slime - Like (30%)

Speckle - Neutral (36.1%)

Starmap - Love! (42%)

Stitched - Neutral (28.3%)

Swirl - Like (44.7%)

Tapir - Like (41.3%)

Tide - Love! (40%)

Tiger - Like (43%)

Vipera - Neutral (41.7%)

Wasp - Love! (42.3%)

Modern/Parallel Secondaries

Alloy - Like (40.5%)

Basic - Neutral (48.9%)

Bee - Love! (69.2%)

Blaze - Love! (57%)

Blend - Love! (44.7%)

Breakup  - Neutral (31.3%)

Butterfly - Love! (44%)

Clouded - Neutral (48.6%)

Constellation - Love! (58.5%)

Current - Positive-leaning Neutral (36.3%)

Daub - Neutral (45.3%)

Edged - Neutral (40.6%)

Eel - Like (41.2%)

Eye Spots - Neutral (44.6%)

Facet - Like (33.8%)

Fissure - Neutral (45.2%)

Flair - Love! (73.7%)

Foam - Love! (51%)

Freckle - Neutral (39.7%)

Hex - Neutral (43.1%)

Hypnotic  - Negative-leaning Neutral (3.7%)

Jester - Love! (54.8%)

Malachite - Love! (48.6%)

Marbled - Like (45.4%)

Morph - Like (42.4%)

Myrid - Love (46.6%)

Noxtide - Love! (44.8%)

Paint - Neutral (33.5%)

Paisley - Like (41.5%)

Patchwork - Like (26.7%)

Peregrine - Like (40.5%)

Rosette - Like (34%)

Saddle - Like (48.9%)

Safari - Neutral (41.7%)

Sarcophagus - Love! (38.1%)

Saturn - Neutral ( 35.4%)

Seraph - Like (35.3%)

Shimmer - Like (36.2%)

Sludge - Like (31.6%)

Spinner  - Like (44.9%)

Striation - Like (41.5%)

Stripes - Neutral (44.1%)

Toxin - Like (41.6%)

Trail - Like (40.5%)

Modern/Parallel Tertiaries

Basic - Neutral (41.6)

Capsule - Love! (49.8%)

Circuit - Neutral (31.6%)

Contour - Positive-leaning Neutral ( 37%)

Crackle - Neutral (34.8%)

Filigree - Positive-Leaning Neutral (29.7%)

Firebreather - Like (34.1%)

Firefly - Like (31.7%)

Flecks - Like (37.5%)

Gembond - Neutral (34.7%)

Ghost - Like (38.3%)

Glimmer - Love! (60.2%)

Glowtail - Like (34.5%)

Keel - Dislike (36.7%)

Koi - Love! (45.1%)

Lace - Neutral ( 35%)

Okapi - Like (37.9%)

Opal  - Love! (40.5%)

Peacock - Like (34.2%)

Points - Neutral (38.1%)

Polkadot - Neutral (32.9%)

Ringlets - Neutral (37.7%)

Runes  - Love! (44.2%)

Scales  - Balanced Neutral (29.4%)

Smirch Dislike (36.8%)

Smoke - Neutral (37.2%)

Soap  - Like (31%)

Sparkle - Like (35.9%)

Spines  - Neutral (41.7%)

Stained - Love! (47.4%)

Thylacine - Like (36.1%)

Underbelly - Love! (36%)

Veined - Like (44%)

Wish - Like (32.2%)

Ancient Primaries

Arapaima (Sandsurge) - Like (36.8%)

Arc (Veilspun)  - Like (36.3%)

Bright (Veilspun) - Leaning Negative Neutral (36.8%)

Candy (Aether) - Neutral (35.8%)

Candycane (Banescale) - Neutral (46.6%)

Caterpillar (Auraboa) - Like (40.8%)

Checkers (Undertide) - Negative-leaning Neutral ( 30.6%)

Chevron (Banescale) - Like (42.7%)

Diamond (Aberration) - Like (38%)

Love (Auraboa) - Like (37.9%)

Marble (Banescale) - Like ( 34.8%)

Mochlus (Auraboa) - Love!! (60.2%)

Octopus (Undertide) - Like (39.3%)

Orb (Aberration) (Auraboa) - Like (31.9%)

Phantom (Gaoler) - Like (45.8%)

Ragged (Banescale) - Love! (45.4%)

Rattlesnake (Sandsurge) (Auraboa)  - Like (35.2%)

Sailfish (Sandsurge) - Love! (43.8%)

Shaggy (Gaoler) - Positive-leaning Neutral (45.7%)

Shell (Veilspun) - Like (37.3%)

Sphinxmoth (Veilspun) - Like (38.8%)

Spool (Aether) - Like (41.3%)

Twinkle (Aether) - Like (34.5%)

Varnish (Auraboa) - Love! (37.2%)

Wicker (Auraboa) - Neutral (44.3%)

Wolf (Undertide) - Positive-leaning Neutral (40.1%)

Wrought (Sandsurge) - Positive-leaning Neutral (37.7%)

Ancient Secondaries

Affection (Auraboa) - Like (38.3%)

Arowana (Sandsurge) - Like (45.9%)

Arrow (Banescale) - Like (43.8%)

Chess (Undertide) - Postive-leaning Neutral (33.1%)

Diamondback (Sandsurge) (Auraboa) - Like (50.3%)

Flicker (Aether) - Like (34.1%)

Hawkmoth (Veilspun) - Like (44.7%)

Icing (Aether) - Neutral (37.2%)

Lacquer (Auraboa) - Like (39.1%)

Larvae (Auraboa) - Like (40.2%)

Loop (Veilspun) - Like (49.3%)

Marlin (Sandsurge) - Love! (47.4%)

Mottle (Banescale)  - Neutral (45.9%)

Pack (Undertide) - Neutral (49. 3%)

Rings (Undertide) - Like (43.2%)

Riopa (Auraboa) - Love! (62.3%)

Spade (Aberration) - Like (42%)

Spire (Sandsurge) - Neutral (45.5%)

Spirit (Gaoler) - Neutral (51.9%)

Streak (Gaoler)  - Neutral (51.7%)

Sugarplum (Banescale) - Negative-leaning Neutral (40.6%)

Tear (Banescale) - Love! (44.4%)

Thread (Aether) - Like (45.6%)

Vivid (Veilspun) - Like (41.3%)

Weaver (Aberration) (Auraboa) - Like (41%)

Web (Veilspun) - Like (48.9%)

Woven (Auraboa) - Neutral (38.1%)

Ancient Tertiaries

Angler (Gaoler) (Veilspun) (Undertide) - Like (34.1%)

Augment (Aberration) (Sandsurge) - Love! (57.8%)

Batty (Auraboa) - Neutral (41.4%)

Beard (Sandsurge) - Love! (28.7%)

Beetle (Veilspun) - Neutral (32.7%)

Blossom (Gaoler) (Undertide) - Love! (41.6%)

Braids (Aberration) (Gaoler) - Neutral (41.2%)

Branches (Veilspun) (Sandsurge) (Auraboa) (Undertide) - Love! (46.4%)

Brightshine (Undertide) (Veilspun)

Carnivore (All, except Auraboa) - Love! (34.7%)

Chitin (Sandsurge) - Like (33.9%)

Crest (Auraboa) (Sandsurge) - Neutral (5.5%)

Crystalline (Aether) (Gaoler) - Neutral (35.5%)

Darts (Sandsurge) - Like (49.1%)

Diaphanous (Veilspun) - Love! (44.1 %)

Fangs (Aberration) - Neutral (41.6%)

Fans (Aberration) (Banescale) (Gaoler) - Positive-leaning Neutral (38%)

Featherbeard (Undertide) - Neutral (41.9%)

Fishbone (Auraboa) (Sandsurge) - Like (39.8%)

Flameforger (Aberration) (Banescale) - Love! (42.1%)

Flutter (Aether) - Like (36.3%)

Frills (Aberration) - Like (31.4%)

Gliders (Banescale) - Neutral (37.9%)

Gnarlhorns (Gaoler) - Love! (38.9%)

Jellyfish (Undertide) - Love! (42,2%)

Jewels (Aberration) - Neutral (40.3%)

Kumo (Aberration) (Sandsurge) - Like ( 34%)

Medusa (Auraboa)  - Love! (34.4%)

Monarch (Aether) (Banescale) - Like (39%)

Mop (Veilspun) - Neutral (35.5%)

Mucus (Aberration) - Neutral (35.4%)

Nudibranch (Undertide) - Like (41%)

Paradise (Auraboa) - Like (39.1%)

Pinions (Gaoler) - Like (25.1%)

Plating (Undertide) - Neutral (38.9%)

Polypore (Aberration) - Love! (29.8%)

Porcupine (Auraboa) (Banescale) (Undertide) - Neutral (40.4%)

Pufferfish (Undertide) - Neutral (36.8%)

Remora (Undertide)  - Like (39.6%)

Riot (Aberration) (Gaoler) - Neutral (33.1%)

Rockbreaker (Auraboa) (Sandsurge) - Neutral (33.3%)

Sailfin (Undertide) (Auraboa) - Like (40.6%)

Scorpion (Gaoler)  - Positive-leaning Neutral (38.3%)

Scuttle (Auraboa) - Love! (39.6%)

Shardflank (Gaoler) - Like (40.1%)

Shark (Sandsurge) - Like (32.6%)

Skeletal (Aberration) (Banescale) - Like (35.5%)

Space (Aether) - Love! (24.8%)

Spectre (Sandsurge) - Like (40.6%)

Squiggle (Banescale) - Neutral (35%)

Starfall (Aether) (Sandsurge) - Like (38.1%)

Stinger (Aeth) (Aura) - Like (39.3%)

Tentacles (Undertide) - Positive-leaning Neutral (31.2%)

Terracotta (Auraboa) - Neutral (40.6%)

Thorns (Veilspun) (Auraboa) (Aberration) - Neutral (36.5%)

Thundercrack (Sandsurge) (Gaoler) - Like (41.7%)

Topcoat (Auraboa) - Like (36%) Trickmurk (Aether) (Veilspun) - Love! (42.7%)

Trimmings (Banescale) - Neutral (44.1%)

Weathered (Gaoler) - Like (50.8%)

Whiskers (Aether) - Positive-leaning Neutral (33.3%)

Willow (Auraboa) - Like (31.1%)

Wintercoat (Gaoler) - Neutral (43%)

Wraith (Banescale) - Love! (53.8%)

[aceinacloset]

Hey man I need a scale of how tall 8-bit is because for some reason when I look at her on the Char sheet my brain goes 'yep she comes up to Circus Baby's knees to mid-thighs' and I also don't think she's that short? She's fabulous tho

A mysterious gift for Scrap Baby!!

HW2 'Lora, what's up? 👋

Would HW2 Baby and Scrap Baby like a hug 🥺 I feel like they need a hug.

Scrap Baby in HW2? Is she code?

HW2 Baby, why do the plushbabs sound like rattlesnakes?

HW2 Baby omg I swear if I find my oculus im gonna start crying in ADHD, like fr start crying

If Freddy was the face of Freddy Fazbear's, then you, Circus Baby, are the voice.

Elizabeth would like to quietly put stickers all over Ballora and HW2 Ballora.

HEHO more questions to answer with much joy

Hooray 🥳🥳

Q 1. Jester (me): 8-bit can change he size, the maximum is CBs height, and the minimum is like the size of a kitten. She chooses to be the size of Elizabeth, so yeah, she does go up to CBs knee and upper thigh.

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Q 2. Scrap Baby: *stares at the gift*

Elizabeth: Are you gonna open it?

Scrap Baby: I don't know what it is nor who sent it, I'm scared...

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Q 3. HW 2 Ballora: Not much. It's really peaceful right now ( I wonder how long that will last...)

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Q 4. HW 2 CB: I'm not really a physical being, so you can try? I'd love a hug, though...

Scrap Baby: I'm not safe for humans to hug...

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Q 5. HW 2 CB: Her? Oh, she's entirely code, just 1s and 0s. So I can hijack her code and control her whenever I please. It's the one way I can explore outside my "domain."

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Q 6. HW 2 CB: I could not tell you. They can just do that. I stopped asking questions about them a long time ago.

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Q 7. HW 2 CB: Um... please don't cry?

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Q 8. Circus Baby: Oh, heh. You flatter me.

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Q 9. Ballora: *standing completely still*

Ft. Foxy: Hey, 'Lora, I have a ques- um, are you OK?

Ballora: I'm afraid to move, with all the stickers on me.

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HW 2 Ballora: *Wondering how Liz got stickers on her* ?????????

[kamencorpse]

Gen 2 morphologies and outfits babyyyy

Zoey: outfit (Female Fae; cherry Clown, avocado Butterfly, and pink Firebreather)

Mike: outfit (Male Pearlcatcher; teal Bar, tarnish Fissure, and ice Capsule)

Svetlana: outfit (Female Pearlcatcher; stonewash Clown, tarnish Bee, and ice Lace)

Vito: outfit (Male Skydancer; ginger Falcon, phthalo Marbled, and metals Firebreather)

Manitoba: outfit (Male Pearlcatcher; denim Tiger, hickory Saturn, and bronze Okapi)

Mal: outfit (Male Ridgeback; abyss Boa, umber Current, and teal Underbelly)

Dakota: outfit (Female Skydancer; peach Poison, marigold Striation, and watermelon Opal)

B: outfit (Male Obelisk; slate Boulder, sand Malachite, and brown Capsule)

Brick: outfit (Male Wildclaw; murk Clown, ivory Malachite, and obsidian Thylacine)

Dawn: outfit (Female Nocturne; cream Giraffe, thicket Malachite, and sanddollar Firefly)

Jo: outfit (Female Wildclaw; charcoal Falcon, navy Fissure, and amber Runes)

Lightning: outfit (Male Guardian; sapphire Jupiter, ginger Noxtide, and lemon Veined)

Sam: outfit (Male Snapper; buttercup Python, amber Marbled, and turquoise Circuit)

Scott: outfit (Male Ridgeback; ivory Bar, white Current, and sunshine Crackle)

Staci: outfit (Female Bogsneak; pink Clown, plum Jester, and cherry Spines)

Cameron: outfit, dragon (Male Coatl; chocolate Tiger, carmine Patchwork, and maize Underbelly)

here are the ancient breed ones: Anne Maria (Female Auraboa; bronze Rattlesnake, umber Woven, and magenta Porcupine) Dakotazoid (Female Gaoler; saffron Wasp, radioactive Rosette, and fuchisa Carnivore)

[tmpnerdofficial]

Here’s how much the character's survived in TMP: Shadow Takeover's

Red Herring: Eyes covered in the shadows, tail stitched to prevent it from ripping.

Alpha: Body became bigger for no reason, right eye, right shoulder, left hand and left leg covered with shadow.

Screamer: Head cover in the shadows and legs secured and her arms are not raising anymore.

Sheriff: Eyes and hands covered by the shadows also has a bandana from the audience.

Believer: Button and hands covered with shadow has two scratch marks has a bandage on her left leg and her arms are stitched up.

Jester: Legs and eyes are in the shadow, has three scratches, has a bandage on his right hand and has a tail with a bell on the end of it to act like a rattlesnake.

Lovers: Left side is completely normal apart from the bandage. Right side has their face and right hand in the shadows has one scratch and a stitched on heart for apparently no reason.

Nerd: Nerd is the scientist of all of them and has goggles and a lab coat with a sparkle on the right and the other covered with a little bit of shadow. Also they have no X eyes anymore and has a stitch on their right cheek and has a bandage on their body because alpha hugged them way too hard and broke their ribs.

[kandidandi]

A group of moths is an eclipse!

A group of apes is a shrewdness

A group of bears is a sloth/sleuth

A group of caterpillars is an army

Wild cats are a destruction

Cobras are a quiver eagles are a convocation

Elephants are a parade

Flies are a business

Foxes are a skulk/leash

Frogs are an army

Gnats are a cloud

Greyhounds are a leach

Hares are a down/husk

Hawks are a cast/kettle

Hippos are a bloat/thunder

Hyenas are a cackle

Jaguars are a shadow

Jellyfish are a smack

Lemurs are a conspiracy

Locust are a plague

Magpies are a tiding/tittering

Owls are a parliament

Parrots are a pandemonium

Rattlesnakes are a rhumba

Rhinos are a crash

Starlings are a murmuration

Woodpeckers are a descent

And finally, wombats are a wisdom

My fingers hurt

omg moth eclipse

omg sleuth jesters but bears

OHY MY GOD A CACKLE???????

[somelonelywordmonger]

Scry-A-Day #129

November 4, 2023 | Day 6 of Thundercrack Week

Meet Bridgette!

Olive Rattlesnake | Soil Jester | Chartreuse Thundercrack | Glowing Wind Eyes

[bi-nightmare]

Hi I hope it's cool if I put my ideas for this lad here. I am assuming the secondary is Plum! Also assuming Fire eyes.

Someone in the replies said something about Cyan being a magic color so my first thought was magic moth?? Skink/Flair/Starfall

For going more ugly what about Lionfish/Jester/Koi?

Or maybe with Runes instead, the magic theming in mind?

Or maybe Rattlesnake/Larvae/Branches?? idk, have fun looking at these though

im coming here to shame this bastard for not only scattering into jungle (hard to make look good) but also his tert is fucking CYAN i cant scry this man for shit!!!! he was my halloween impulse egg buy so i wanted him to be spooky but noooooooooooo he only looks good with stained! i am either gonna work rlly hard on him or make him more ugly

[ahhhh-118]

Thank you to all who interacted with the recent pages of “The Rattlesnake and the Jester” your comments are so sweet 🥹❤️

In the meantime, while I work on the next page, here are some doodles I made a while back of Rocky and Maríanne

(Forgot to add this on the recent pages but Rocky Rickaby belongs to Tracy Butler of the Lackadaisy series)

[shizuma-akira]

Some random ass ZM OCs of mine I haven't drawn in months so they got yassified

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||Helluva Boss muse tag dump||

~Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)

~Blitzo(Helluva boss)

~Verosika Mayday(Helluva boss)

~Striker (Helluva Boss)

~Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)  

~Millie (Helluva boss)

~Barbie wire(Helluva boss)

~Glitz (Helluva Boss)

~Glam (Helluva Boss)

[cutiepieautistic]

David and eddie are "murder husbands"

Eddie's more like will graham if he was a redneck and a mixed native dude,and david is more like hannibal lector in the relationship

Here's all of the pets that my 3 most favorite oc's canonically keep:

Keith: orange tabby,golden retriever.

Kevin: a colony of earthworms,a leapard gecko named Charlie,some rats, grasshoppers, crickets, meal worms and one really old bird.

He's spends so much money on caring for them,that he doesn't own much. His house is kind of a total shithole,ngl.

He works at a pizza place,a long with Daniel(they share some similarities,but they're totally unrelated. Also I should mention that kevin is significantly older than Daniel,who is only 18. And you can definitely tell,kevin is uhhh...a little rough around the edges to look at. That's what makes him so hot, though.)

Ps: kevin and Keith are both autistic and Keith is very similar to spongebob,personality wise. I guess kevin would be the squidward to his spongebob,haha. He's a very grumpy dude,but very reasonably so considering his whole life's situation.

Frank: doberman pincher,black cat,vampire bat,crows,ravens,black widows,hyper melanistic California King snake,and one blue eyed leucistic snake python that he affectionately refers to as "Little lucie" (if you know his lore,that name is a play on words of his true name,and very tongue-in-cheek) she's his good girl,one of his favorite and most cherished pets of all.

Daniel is a huge perv and kind of an asshole,but in an endearing and funny sort of way. You know,normal young dude stuff. He's cute so it's fine <3

Frank is easily my most of evil of oc's,but in a sexy way. Jazzy is my second most evil OC,she's an alien earth worm person(my original species called woemenites) who lives in space Australia and is literally an assassin and mean as a rattlesnake.

Kevin is technically evil because he's a criminal,but he only acts evil out of desperation and he's still so hot and lovable,despite his issues. He's my special boy!!! I love him so much.

Keith is from California,has a skater dude accent,wears grunge fashion and is extremely adorable/boyishly cute and Is 19 and a half. He has a bit of a baby face and like I've said before,he's really tall and easily one of my skinniest characters,he's extremely lanky and bony. He's of scottish and irish descent. Probably mostly irish??? He has really,really nice hands and the cutest,toothy smile ever. :) <3

Kevin is my hairiest character,and frank is my second hairiest character,excluding my furry oc's who are literally covered in fur.

Keith doesn't have much body hair. I mean,he has a bush(which he is very proud of) and a little bit of arm hair and the teeniest tiniest sprinkling of chest hair if you squint, but that's about it. The others are more hairy,except for some of my female Oc's who shave or aren't naturally very hair(it's just genetics,what can I say?) But I do definitely have hairy female oc's too! I just don't have many female oc's,is the thing.

Uhhh I have a small group of juggalo oc's,and some regular male clown oc's,who are all very sexy, of course.

Frank is my #1 oldest oc,clocking in at over 4000 years old,and Philip Is a ghost from the medieval ages so he's pretty old too.

Also Philip was the court's jester, and the thot(tm) of the kingdom at the Time. And he's very handsome,and he met a horrible fate, which you can tell by the fact his head is not attached to his ghostly body(it floats just above his neck)

Bob is my second sweetest oc,which is very fitting considering he's a Baker and loves to bake cupcakes! Keith is my #1 sweetest oc. He's just like a golden retriever. Such a sweetheart :) <3 <3 <3

Do you guys mind if I infodump about my oc's here?

[weeping-bat]

Below the cut i have a list of Alphabetically sorted ‘Call Signs’ for you if you: can’t figure out what yours would be, you need one for an OC, or for whatever other purpose! :)

!! Some of these came off the internet and are real call signs! Some are from Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick which is probably why some of them may seem familiar. Good luck aviators. !!

A: Angel, Alphabet, Agony, Arrow, Assassin, Aggy, Ace, Animal, Astro, Anxiety.

B: Black Cat, Bronco, Bruise, Brick, Basher, Bulldog, Breaker, Blaze, Boomerang, B.O.B, Blade, Bullet, Bull, Bullseye, Bucket, Biggie, Birdie, Boots, Bones, Badger, Buzz, Big-sky, Baby Bat, Bubbly, Butterscotch, BumbleBee, Bagman, Booty.

C: Cobra, Cypher, Casper, Charge, Cougar, Cyclone, Crow, Cyclops, Chipper, Coyote, Cargo, Charlie, Chaser, Cryo, Chuck, Creed, CooCoo, Cannonball, Circuit, Crash, Colt, Cruella, Creature, Chicken Little.

D: Dynamite, Dusty, Dash, Demo, Dice, Duck, Domino, Dover, Dozer, Diesel, Darling, Dasher, DoDo, Dipper, Digger, Deuce, Django, Dottie, Deception.

E: Elvis, Enigma, Egghead.

F: Flatline, Fireball, Fighter, Frost, Fancy, Feather, Flame, Frogman, Fifi, Firecracker, Fun-sized, Fruit Bat, Fungus.

G: Ghost, Goose, Giggles, Gucci, Ghostrider, Grizzly, Great White (shark), Gills, Gibbs, Gonzo, Ginger, Gator, Growler, Gretel, Graveyard, Ghoul, GG, G-Lord, Glassjaw.

H: Hangman, Hammer, Hijax, Hijinx, Hollywood, Hurricane, Howler, Heater, Hawk, Honey, High-Tech, Hard Shell, Hydra, Horns, Heebee-Jeebee, Heartbreak, Hellcat, Hansel.

I: Iceman, Ivy, Irishman.

J: Joker, Jinx, Jester, Jaws, Jacket, Judge, Jumper, Jaguar, Jigsaw, Judas.

K: Killer, Knight, Kanga, Krunch, Kindle.

L: Lucky, Legend, Little red, Lick, Lightbeam, Lambchop, Lover-boy, Lovebug, Lunch Money, Lucifer.

M: Maverick, Mouse, Mad Dog, Maniac, Machine, Mutt, Merlin, Mellow, Major, Mugsy, Mistletoe, Micro, Mamba, Mule, Mad, Memo, Magician, Monster, Moony, Midnight, Magic, Mastermind, Mare, Mustache, Moby, Mortician, Mortimer, Massacre, Mad Hatter.

N: Nova, Navigator, Nerd, Nugget, Nightlight, Nightcrawler.

O: Ox, Omen, Obi, Octave/Octavia, Oopsie Daisy.

P: Puddle, Porky, Poison, Payback, Phoenix, PopTop, Pyro, Pitch, Puggsy, Princess, Puke, Poltergeist, Phantom, Peacock, Puzzle, Peter Pan, Pandora.

Q: Quiver, Queenie, Q-tip.

R: Razor, Ripper, Rattlesnake, Rooster, Rebound, Rush, Red, Rags, Robin, Rusty, Rebel, Radiator, Rottweiler, Rapid, Rambo, Red Flag, Rockstar.

S: SHOCK, Skipper, Showoff, Sparrow, Slayer, Smiley, Songbird, Shadow, Scooby, Slider, Sundown, Stinger, Sludge, Shredder, Storm, Silence, Stretch, Serpent, Scout, Shark, Stag, Slick, Sassy, Scooter, Soprano, Spring, Strike, Scorpion, Showtopper, Stallion, Sweet ‘n Sour, Scarlet Witch, Surge, Spinach, Shanks, Shenanigan.

T: Tiger, Taz (Tasmanian Devil), Thunder, Twinkle-Toes, Tank, Tweety, T-Bone, Tumble Weed, Trouble, Tombstone, Tug, Toon, Twitch, Turbo, Tart, Teacup.

U: Uber, Unicorn, Ultimate, Unseen.

V: Viper, Vapor, Vampire, VooDoo, Vanilla, Vine, Venom.

W: Wiki, Wolfman, Wizard, Warlock, Wildcard, Wednesday, Wildfire, Wonderland, White Rabbit, Weasel, Weasley.

X: Xeno, X-man, Xanadu.

Y: Youngin.

Z: Zeus, Zebra, Zig-Zag, Zimm.

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

joker | myg

pairing(s): yoongi x reader

summary: We all know the story. The jester and the shrink. A helpless, toxic thing. It can hardly be called a romance. But Min Yoongi has been manipulated for far too long and will not allow himself to be turned into the harlequin of of this joker.... right?

warnings: language, mentions of death (including death of family), female!Joker is insane and her behavior is not condoned, ok? ok; Yoongi's POV; a (very) loose role-reversal of the classic Joker story; 2k drabble

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“Pain.”

Don’t let her manipulate you.

“Have you ever felt pain?”

He put a smile on his smile. “Everyone has felt pain. Emotional and physical.”

She smiled at him.

It made his skin crawl.

“No. Have you ever felt pain? Not willed it to go away. Not desperately clawing for a solution.” Her eyes stared into his. He had to purposefully force himself to hold the gaze. “Not erotic pain either,” she chided as if she was slapping a wandering wrist. “That is a means to an end. No, have you ever felt pain for pain?”

He furrowed his brows, frowning. “I’m afraid I don’t follow.”

Behind the thick centimeters of plexiglass, the body was sitting down. Arms pinned against the torso, in a white straightjacket with threads poking out at the thick seams, the straps hanging limply at the sides. He knew she would have tried to rise if she didn’t have those shackles on her ankles and calves firmly pinning her legs to the metal chair.

She tiled her head at him.

A full forty-five degrees.

Grinning slowly.

In the past six months, twelve psychiatrists had given up on this case.

His was lucky number thirteen.

“When you feel pain,” she breathed. Hot and heavy. Exhale like a rattlesnake. “You learn that there’s nothing negative about it. To be honest, pain is a rather weak, simple feeling.” The sides of her mouth turned down, a mocking pout that sickened him. “It’s purely one-dimensional. A bodily reaction. It has no complexity of anger. It’s even more pathetic than fear.” She shook her head. “Isn’t that sad? Humans spend so much time running from pain, forgetting that what they’re really running from is what’s behind it. What it means.”

Yet another pointless, meaningless speech. He did not want to lose his temper. He couldn’t. He had to be objective and calm. That was his job.

“Ah. Is that what you wanted to tell me today?” he replied, shifting his hands on his clipboard.

The smile returned.

It made him sick because he was beginning to realize why she drove her psychiatrists insane.

He returned that smile with a faint one of his own. “When are you going to ask about me, I wonder?”

She tilted her head, corners of her lips still curved upward. “What do you mean?”

“Isn’t that how you made all the others crazy? You got into their heads and mentally fucked them until they were either too scared to be in your presence anymore or too messed up to treat patients. So? When will you try to get into my head?”

Her smile morphed from aggressive mimicry to unveiled predator.

“When you become invested, of course.”

She stared and he stared back.

“I am invested. I am your psychiatrist.”

“As you stated, you’re not a comedian. Let’s not tell jokes, Min Yoongi.”

She purred his name liked a savored sweet, pink tongue licking her teeth. He could almost feel them scraping against his skin and he couldn’t shake the feeling.

“You’ve been sitting there, day after day, keeping a measured mental distance between you and I because you find me repulsive,” she hummed, swaying lightly in her chair. “It’s futile, you think. Whatever makes this chick tick, whatever has happened in her past, who gives a fuck? Just kill her. She’s clearly a threat to society.”

“I do not think that,” he responded calmly and evenly.

She chuckled and it was eerily ominous. “Oh, you don’t? You thought me enabling the downtrodden lowlifes of this shit city was a good thing? You thought me giving those poor fucks the tools and the plans to take out their anger on those that screwed them over was a magnificent gesture of rightful ethics?”

He clenched his jaw.

She continued, giving him that fake look of concern, pitching her voice and writhing in the chair. “Look at you, sitting there. A harlequin of the city, so, so worried about those poor shitheads nibbling on their handfuls of dog food and hoarding coins in coffee tins,” she seethed, wringing her stringy, over-processed hair. “I just gave everyone a fair shot in displaying their concerns, you know. You can’t have that unless everyone has the tools at their disposal to make things right. And we all deserve what’s right. Equal opportunity. Don’t we all deserve that?”

He gritted his teeth.

“Your followers blew up the city hospital and killed every single person inside.”

She stared at him with hollow eyes.

“But that’s the thing. They’re not my followers.”

One by one, her words sank deep into his ribcage, needling closer and closer to his heart.

“Civilians of a city are just like the subjects of a king,” she drawled. “A jester is just entertainment.”

“Killing people is not entertainment,” he spat.

She leaned back in the chair, the overheard lighting leaving harsh, inhuman shadows all over her angled, pale face framed in bright acid-green hair.

“The people were in pain,” she said softly. “They wanted the city to feel pain too. What better way to do it than to take away those committed to making the pain go away?”

He shot out of his chair, throwing the clipboard and knocking chair aside.

“You killed my parents.”

She tilted her head.

“You mean the ones that you’ve been leaving on life support for over two years now?”

His eyes widened and his skin crawled with goosebumps, realizing his anger had flooded to the surface, composure broken. No. Shattered.

No.

Blossomed.

Like a flower opening to the sun.

“The parents you always hated because they killed your dreams of composing music and forced you into the sciences, so you spited them by becoming a shrink instead, and then they got in that horrible, terrible car accident, leaving them in a vegetive state, and you, guilty, leaving them there for years because even if you hated their guts for taking your dreams away, you didn’t have the balls to pull the plug?”

His breath caught in his throat.

“Or?”

Her voice was gentle, coaxing his terrors to the surface.

“You left them there out of spite. If they killed your dreams, then you were going to let them dream forever and ever, until they wasted away, husks of their human selves, just like how they make you live this life until now.”

No.

He opened his mouth but he found he couldn’t speak.

Yes.

He stared into that pale face framed in green hair, those eyes like black holes, sucking him in.

I didn’t… It was an accident. I was being a good son. There was hope. That’s what the doctors said. They could wake up and live their normal lives again. Twenty percent chance. I shouldn’t give up on them, no matter how resentful I am. They gave birth to me. They wanted the best for me. No, they didn’t. Those selfish fucks wanted a trophy to put on a pedestal and tell everyone they had a prestigious son that made enough to fill their wallets, they didn’t give a single fuck to what I wanted, they never did, a child is a product, as parents we have to make sure you are used well, that’s what they always said, fine, if I’m a product then you’re the outdated model and about damn fucking time you become obsolete.

“So funny that the reason you’ll become famous is because of their death.”

He broke out of the spiral of his thoughts, panting. Eyes shifting up, staring into hers. Tilted his head, his neatly parted hair broken, leaving black strands floating over his right eye.

“What are you talking about?” he snarled.

She smiled.

It was strangely serene.

“Me. I’m going to give you the prestige your parents were always going on about.” She laughed, harrowing and raspy. “Not anymore, of course. They’re dead.”

I didn’t kill them.

He narrowed his eyes.

It wasn’t me. I didn’t do anything but be a good son.

“No one is accusing you, Yoongi.”

“There’s nothing to accuse me of,” he spat back. “I didn’t do anything.”

She smiled at him, soft and serene.

“You’re a manipulative sociopath and your silver tongue won’t work on me,” he panted, his throat feeling rough and painful.

She shrugged.

“I know.”

Tension seeped into his veins. He sharpened his gaze, wary.

“I have no desire to manipulate you, which is why I haven’t tried yet.”

She sighed, falling back in her chair, her legs spread as wide as the shackles would allow.

“You’ve had enough manipulation in your life, I think. Let’s face it, your parents are dead. You could quit right now and go do whatever you want to do. In fact, you should. Why stand here and talk to me? I’m crazy,” she cackled, roguish and lively, shaking her head. “Dream your dreams. You’re wasting your time here.”

Min Yoongi could feel each breath sinking into his lungs, burning him with oxygen.

Those eyes watched him, the jester of this city.

He bent down and picked up the chair. Straightened it. Picked up his clipboard and sat down. Inhale. Exhale. Burning. Looked into her eyes. They looked back. They did not pity him. They did not gloat. They did not glitter in triumph.

They did not expect anything at all out of him and that was somehow a relief.

“How did you know about my parents?”

The side of her lips quirked upward.

“This is my city.”

He didn’t know why he bothered asking. She could probably squeeze information out of a crack in a concrete wall. Those were plentiful in this maximum-security prison.

He cocked his head. “Did you always own it?”

Her chin rose, lazily tipping her head back. “The jester owns nothing. I was appointed for entertainment, remember?”

He found himself observing her face. Every curve and corner, memorizing the shape. Could almost feel his fingers grazing across her jaw, caressing the near-white skin with his fingertips.

Is her skin cold or hot?

He raised an eyebrow. “Who appointed you?”

Her gaze darkened.

“Those that needed to be entertained.”

She leaned forward again, slowly, her head turning. Surveying him closely, looking him up and down. He waited, calmly holding the clipboard. The tip of her pink tongue darted out and licked her dry lips, making them glisten in the ugly overhead light.

“You haven’t taken a pen out to write on your clipboard, Yoongi.”

She kept calling him by his given name to mock him and his authority. He didn’t care. It was a childish action that was meant to rile him up. He knew how this worked.

“I remember what you say to me.”

“Are you holding it so I can’t see your hands shaking?”

He frowned. Then he raised one hand, relaxing his fingers in the air.

“My hand isn’t shaking.”

Her eyes slid.

“But it is.”

He turned his head.

His fingers twitched in the air, moving as if they were on piano keys.

One, two, three.

He lowered it, shifting his eyes back to her, saying nothing.

She smiled.

The hanging overhead light was harsh, casting hideous shadows. Her face was pallid, her dyed green hair poorly taken care of due to prison showers, and yet there was something undeniably enticing in that small smile, an expression that injected a dose of bravery into his veins, murmuring to his blood, you can do anything.

And maybe he could.

He just needed someone to believe and, those eyes that watched him now, well, they believed that he could do anything. Ah, yes. He could feel it.

“If you are a jester,” Yoongi found himself saying., slow and deep. A low, coaxing purr. “Entertain me.”

She grinned.

Insane and alive.

“Sure, puddin’.”

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