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Hey y’all, friendly aviation worker here to remind y’all (below the cut)

You don’t get to make up or choose your call signs.

You’re not being called “Princess” just because you look like Sleeping beauty. You’re not going to be called “Angel” just because of your physical appearance and physique. You did something embarrassing at one point? congratulations, your peers are going to find a way to make that into your callsign.

You pissed yourself at a party once? “Tinkles”

You run into glass doors constantly? “Pigeon”

You got run over once? “Roadkill”

You wear glasses? “Goggles”

You have a long last name, with lots of letters? “Alphabet”

You’re a lesbian? “Scissors”

You can’t swim? “Floatie”

Be creative with your call signs! Have fun with it! Make up embarrassing, funny stories about your characters! I’ve never met any officers with stereotypical cool callsigns like “viper” or “Shadow”.

Their callsigns are all cool in their own unique way, how they got it, that’s what makes them cool.

This isn’t to discourage anyone or make anyone feel bad, it’s just corny seeing people have things like “Reaper” , “Viper” , “Banshee” , “Angel” , “Lucky” , they’re awesome nicknames, but totally defeats the purpose of a callsign within the aviation industry.

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“what is your gender identity?” anthony edwards behind the scenes of top gun (1986)

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the gender envy i get from this man is insane

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Below the cut i have a list of Alphabetically sorted ‘Call Signs’ for you if you: can’t figure out what yours would be, you need one for an OC, or for whatever other purpose! :)

!! Some of these came off the internet and are real call signs! Some are from Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick which is probably why some of them may seem familiar. Good luck aviators. !!

A: Angel, Alphabet, Agony, Arrow, Assassin, Aggy, Ace, Animal, Astro, Anxiety.

B: Black Cat, Bronco, Bruise, Brick, Basher, Bulldog, Breaker, Blaze, Boomerang, B.O.B, Blade, Bullet, Bull, Bullseye, Bucket, Biggie, Birdie, Boots, Bones, Badger, Buzz, Big-sky, Baby Bat, Bubbly, Butterscotch, BumbleBee, Bagman, Booty.

C: Cobra, Cypher, Casper, Charge, Cougar, Cyclone, Crow, Cyclops, Chipper, Coyote, Cargo, Charlie, Chaser, Cryo, Chuck, Creed, CooCoo, Cannonball, Circuit, Crash, Colt, Cruella, Creature, Chicken Little.

D: Dynamite, Dusty, Dash, Demo, Dice, Duck, Domino, Dover, Dozer, Diesel, Darling, Dasher, DoDo, Dipper, Digger, Deuce, Django, Dottie, Deception.

E: Elvis, Enigma, Egghead.

F: Flatline, Fireball, Fighter, Frost, Fancy, Feather, Flame, Frogman, Fifi, Firecracker, Fun-sized, Fruit Bat, Fungus.

G: Ghost, Goose, Giggles, Gucci, Ghostrider, Grizzly, Great White (shark), Gills, Gibbs, Gonzo, Ginger, Gator, Growler, Gretel, Graveyard, Ghoul, GG, G-Lord, Glassjaw.

H: Hangman, Hammer, Hijax, Hijinx, Hollywood, Hurricane, Howler, Heater, Hawk, Honey, High-Tech, Hard Shell, Hydra, Horns, Heebee-Jeebee, Heartbreak, Hellcat, Hansel.

I: Iceman, Ivy, Irishman.

J: Joker, Jinx, Jester, Jaws, Jacket, Judge, Jumper, Jaguar, Jigsaw, Judas.

K: Killer, Knight, Kanga, Krunch, Kindle.

L: Lucky, Legend, Little red, Lick, Lightbeam, Lambchop, Lover-boy, Lovebug, Lunch Money, Lucifer.

M: Maverick, Mouse, Mad Dog, Maniac, Machine, Mutt, Merlin, Mellow, Major, Mugsy, Mistletoe, Micro, Mamba, Mule, Mad, Memo, Magician, Monster, Moony, Midnight, Magic, Mastermind, Mare, Mustache, Moby, Mortician, Mortimer, Massacre, Mad Hatter.

N: Nova, Navigator, Nerd, Nugget, Nightlight, Nightcrawler.

O: Ox, Omen, Obi, Octave/Octavia, Oopsie Daisy.

P: Puddle, Porky, Poison, Payback, Phoenix, PopTop, Pyro, Pitch, Puggsy, Princess, Puke, Poltergeist, Phantom, Peacock, Puzzle, Peter Pan, Pandora.

Q: Quiver, Queenie, Q-tip.

R: Razor, Ripper, Rattlesnake, Rooster, Rebound, Rush, Red, Rags, Robin, Rusty, Rebel, Radiator, Rottweiler, Rapid, Rambo, Red Flag, Rockstar.

S: SHOCK, Skipper, Showoff, Sparrow, Slayer, Smiley, Songbird, Shadow, Scooby, Slider, Sundown, Stinger, Sludge, Shredder, Storm, Silence, Stretch, Serpent, Scout, Shark, Stag, Slick, Sassy, Scooter, Soprano, Spring, Strike, Scorpion, Showtopper, Stallion, Sweet ‘n Sour, Scarlet Witch, Surge, Spinach, Shanks, Shenanigan.

T: Tiger, Taz (Tasmanian Devil), Thunder, Twinkle-Toes, Tank, Tweety, T-Bone, Tumble Weed, Trouble, Tombstone, Tug, Toon, Twitch, Turbo, Tart, Teacup.

U: Uber, Unicorn, Ultimate, Unseen.

V: Viper, Vapor, Vampire, VooDoo, Vanilla, Vine, Venom.

W: Wiki, Wolfman, Wizard, Warlock, Wildcard, Wednesday, Wildfire, Wonderland, White Rabbit, Weasel, Weasley.

X: Xeno, X-man, Xanadu.

Y: Youngin.

Z: Zeus, Zebra, Zig-Zag, Zimm.

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Rooster Bradshaw put those slutty puppy dog eyes AWAY

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So what’s the plan?

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*Goose and Maverick sitting in jail together*

Goose: so who should we call?

Maverick: i’d call Ice, but i feel safer in jail.

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TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022) Dir. Joseph Kosinski

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Nobody:

Goose: Fuck you

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Mav

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Look, I'm not saying that Goose wasn't a huge part of the reason Rooster joined the Navy.

I am, saying however that Goose was a WSO, and that Rooster is a pilot.

Like Mav.

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I. Am. Emotional.

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these pictures of Miles Teller have an iron grip on my brain

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this is pure fucking gold

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I have put two and two together.

The cousins at the family gathering who sit at the grown ups table:

The same same age cousins at the family gathering but sitting at the kids table: