#the question dc

[lunamugetsu]

Bring your sidekick to work day!

Inspired by the "What if Question was the one who saves Danny from GIW?" post that I made awhile ago.

Bring your sidekick to work day!

It was a tradition that started around the time multiple superheroes were taken on sidekicks. Everyone in the league knew why they'd bring their sidekicks to work. Their sidekicks get to socialize with peers their own age and they could properly introduce themselves to other heroes.

So it was a surprise when The Question, the league's faceless conspiracy theorist, offhandedly mentioned that he'll be bringing his sidekick to work while telling them about what new information he's found about Cadmus and another new government agency he thought they should start looking into.

The heroes found it hard to believe.

Question has a sidekick.

Surely they must have misheard.

No way that guy would want a sidekick, let alone get a sidekick.

When "Bring your sidekick to work day" arrived everybody was prepared to see the heroes and sidekicks.

Superman with Superboy

Batman and his 10+ kids

Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl

Flash and Kid Flash

The list went on

The heroes all mingle before realizing that they haven't seen Question. Maybe they did mishear the man? Or Question got his words mixed up?

That was until the computer announced the arrival of Question and a guest that was unidentified.

They all turn around to see the faceless trench coat wearing investigator followed by a tinier faceless trench coat wearing kid. The kid was practically a clone of Question, except...tinier.

"This is my sidekick. Who." Question points to the faceless kid

Flash: Who?

"That's me!" the kid says pointing to himself.

"Why don't you acquaint yourself with the others." Question tells his sidekick who just nods and goes off to introduce himself with the others kids.

Batman: I didn't take you one for having a sidekick.

Question: I could say the same for you. And the sidekick thing just kind of happened. The kid wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't let the kid get himself into any trouble.

Batman: Understandable

Meanwhile with the sidekicks.

Everybody's asking Who various questions about Question and how he met the man. They barely know anything about the guy.

Question 1: What's the deal with your name?

Who: It's a work in progress. Since my mentor's name is Question. I figured my name should be like a question.

Question 2: How do you eat?

Who: I shove food into my face

Question 3: Where's your face?

Who: Wouldn't you like to know

Question 4: Do you know about his conspiracies?

Who: Of course I know about his conspiracies! I'm one of them

Other sidekicks: What?

After some talking, the sidekicks get along with each other very well. When they reunite with their mentors the computer rings stating that John Constantine was coming along with a guest.

The heroes then all watched as a girl with white hair and green eyes wearing a trench coat and was dragging John Constantine by his sleeve. She grins and introduces herself as Dani with an "i" and that she's John's apprentice.

Dani then spots Who and they immediately do the Spider-man point at the other meme

Who (Danny): you got a trench coat mentor too?!

Dani: Where's your face?!

[sircrayons]

Qutie Patootie

Anyway, take this babygirlification of my favorite and most underappreciated superhero of all time—The Question!! I love his Paranoid ass

[quotidian-oblivion]

Everytime I hear the Justice League: Animated series and Justice League Unlimited theme song, I go feral and bounce around my room then spontaneously combust only for my atoms to join back together again then hysterically giggle then vibrate on the spot and drill a hole into the couch then faint then get back up and listen to it again

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Ask no Question, hear no lie (dp x dc)

"This better be good," Renee started as she slid into the diner booth in front of her best friend. "I had to cancel a date for this."

"Kate?" Charlie said with that placid expression that just begged for a punch. "Or are you two broken up again."

"Charlie if you don’t start talking right now, I’m walking right back out," she warned 

"Still broken up then," Charlie said as he nodded sagely.

Renee took a deep breath before releasing it slowly. She would not shoot her best friend, she told herself. No matter how annoying he was. "Just tell me what I’m here for."

Charlie leaned forward and Renee mirrored him unconsciously. "I’ve been investigating some shady arms deals recently."

"Do arm deals even register in Hub City?"

"They do when it’s a new supplier with tech powered by an all-new power source," Charlie said as he started tapping on the table and Renee leaned back to contemplate the information.

"Who’s the new player?" She asked

"I don’t know," he answered, pondering. "But I've heard Leblanc has insisted on a face to face meeting."

"When?" Renee asked.

"Tonight," Charlie said with a smirk. "You up for it, partner?"

She sighed. "A little forewarning would’ve been nice."

"Please," he tilted his head, amused. "I’m sure you packed everything you need for this and more."

"Still," Renee said though they both knew he was right.

A few hours later, they were laying in wait on the rooftop overlaying a dark, grimy alley that smelled vaguely of urine even so high up. They were both in their Question apparel, only the face mask being left off. 

"It’s been two hours already," Renee grumbled as she looked through the binoculars she’d brought. "Either your guy is late or the tip was bad."

"One would think you’d be more patient on stakeouts considering," Charlie piped up.

"One would be wrong," Renee answered as she turned to glare at the man who looked as unruffled as ever, the bastard. Then he perked up.

"Shhh," Charlie said and she turned back towards their query. 

Out of the shadows were coming a group of men looking armed and mean. 

"Leblanc & goons," Charlie said quietly and Renee looked down, as the guys spread out on one side of the Alley. They settled in place for a few minutes before settling down. It was calm again, but there was now a tension in the air.

Then, from the other end of the Alley walked in a lone man dressed in a black suit with a red bolo tie, his gray hair tied in a ponytail. 

"Gentlemen," he started affably. "What a pleasure it is to meet you at last."

"Masters," Leblanc answered. "You showed up."

"I’m a man of my word," the newly-dubbed-Masters said with a cold smile. "Am I to assume you are as well?"

"You’ll get your money once I get my shipment," the arms dealer answered.

"You have it," Masters answered glibly. 

Leblanc gave him a look and Masters smiled.

The arms dealer took out a phone and talked quietly in it for a few seconds before he snapped it close and turned towards Masters again.

"Would you look at that," Leblanc then said, "you really are a man of your word."

"As I said," the suited salt-and-pepper man deferred as he shrugged.

"Pity for you, I’m not," the arms dealer said with a smile, and Renee tensed but even as the goons raised their guns, Masters only sighed.

"What a shame," he said and then snapped his fingers. "Boys," he barked sharply. 

From the ground emerged a handful of giant neon green vultures wearing… were those fez hats?

Renee wasn’t the only one taken aback, as the goons stood gobsmacked for a second, and it was a second too long. As a group, the vultures all dove for the gun-toting goons and in a few seconds it was over.

Masters alone stood in the alley littered with still bodies. 

"I hate when my plans fall through," he muttered as he nudged one of the bodies laying on the floor. Then he continued, his voice pitched louder, "Make sure none of them remember about tonight."

One of the vulture straightened. "Will do, Boss."

"And get the ecto-guns back to the mansion," Masters added. 

The same vulture did a little salute before turning towards the other birds. "You heard the Boss, get to work!"

All the vultures scattered, with half of them flying off and the other half diving for the downed men, as they dove through them - no, Renee thought, it was more like they dove into them.

There were a few moments of stillness before all the birds flew right back out and then away to rejoin their flock.

"Where have the honest crooks gone," the man bemoaned to himself once he was alone once again, walking out of the alleyway. "This industry has gone to the dogs…"

As he disappeared from view, he was soon too far for Renee to catch his mutters and silence fell again.

After a few minutes, once she was sure they were alone, she turned to Charlie, with slightly wide eyes. "What the hell was that?"

"That," he answered with a gleam in his eyes, "is an excellent question."

[just-here-for-the-whump]

Justice League Unlimited 2x9 Question Authority

The Question is a normal guy who wears a mask that makes him look like he has no face to conceal his identity.

[miimo96]

Before there was These 2, There was THIS iconic duo 💙🧡x💜🖤

[dc-polls-not-the-og]

[yells-of-the-not-so-danged]

idk why but i woke up today with a huge appreciation for the end of Dennis O'Neil's Question run and specifically the fact that Vic not sleeping for days actually had negative consequences.

As someone with a history with Batman (mainly the cartoons) and the batfam fandom i feel there have almost never been consequences for forgoing sleep other than "i feel bad." But in The Question they have Vic get onto a car wreck, get his clothes stolen bc the city is hell on earth at the moment, wander the streets nude in a delirious state while having weird dreams about his parental abandonment and how he really needs to leave this city or else he's gonna die, and then finally find refuge by cozying down in the hay of a church's nativity scene (it was winter btw). Like, where else am i gonna get THAT!

I'm sure there are comics, movies, and fanfic that show batman and co having similar things happen bc of not sleeping but i haven't encountered them, so this was really special to me.

[faceless-crowd]

On episode two of Batman The Capes Crusader and if they don’t make Montoya into The Question in S2 imma flip my shit

[bugzyyybabes]

i love him you guys..

[littlemissmoodswings]

nick valentine 🤝 the question (victor sage)

detectives with good (but a little weird) reputations who also rock a fedora and a trench and have features that make them questionable (pun intended) but desirable as a partner.

[bone-paste]

Batman and The Questions relationship will never fail to make me laugh. Worlds greatest detective and the weird little freak that he helps out sometimes just to be nice. The Question "let me call up my best detective buddy who I have special codenames with :3" vs bruce "why did I give this guy my number" wayne

[comfort-clubhouse]

Characters I Simp/Fictional Crushes (Waves 1-4)

ENA (Series 1/Dream BBQ)

Luigi (Mario)

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

Kirby

Meta Knight (Kirby)

Rayman

Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Nolanverse/Audio Adventures/Fear State/Brave & The Bold/Arkhamverse/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo/Long Halloween)

Zazz (Sonic)

Zavok (Sonic)

Dr Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Tabi (FNF)

Hex (FNF)

MX (Mario.EXE)

Joker (The Batman Series)

Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)

Sun (FNAF)

Jafar (Aladdin)

Hades (Hercules)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

Blitzø (Helluva Boss)

Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Claude Frollo (Hunchback Of Notre Dame(Disney)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Ragdoll (The Batman Series)

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Vigilante (Pizza Tower)

Peppino (Pizza Tower)

SCP-049 (SCP)

Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)

Snatcher (Hat In Time)

Bender (Futurama)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)

Drakken (Kim Possible)

Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

Garcello (FNF)

Wally (Welcome Home)

Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)

Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)

Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)

Dabi (MHA)

Bowser (Mario)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street)

Grand Minimus (Rayman)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Lesley (DHMIS)

Dabi (MHA)

Toga Himiko (MHA)

Hawks (MHA)

Spinner (MHA)

Cofi (Chikn Nuggit)

Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Eijirou Kirishima (MHA)

Wario (Mario)

Venom (Venom Film)

Harley Quinn (MultiVersus/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series)

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog)

Riddler (The Batman Series)

Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)

Spawn (Image Comics/Todd McFarlane's Spawn Series/Mortal Kombat)

Catwoman (The Batman Series)

Penguin (The Batman Series)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Tigger (Winnie The Pooh)

Strangled Red (Poképasta)

Ice Bear (We Bare Bears)

David Jones (Criminal Case)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Honest John (Pinocchio(1940s)

[just-here-for-the-whump]

Justice League Unlimited 2x10 Flashpoint

[aslightaddity]

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