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Over The Garden Wall but instead of Wirt and Greg it's Grant and Paeden that's it that's all I needed to say thank you
#dndads#I don't how much of the dndads fandom has seen otgw- but if you haven't I'm making you#it's one of those shows that pulls you in and you come out different y'know- it shifts your soul slightly to the left#also Grant and Paeden being kind of like brothers is an idea I rotate around a good deal I just think they could be very funny#so ok ok I think Sarah would be Terry? Could also be Yeet cause of the athletic shit but she's much more like Terry methinks#and Grant/Terry pretty cute but I think that's an especially good context for them#WALTER IS GREG'S (so Paeden's) FROG#the president yeah you know the one#Beatrice is tricky cause I could easily see her as either of the twins#but lowkey also Nick? but I guess she should be one of the oak boys cause well#birds#BUT THEN SEPERATELY LIKE#ah I suppose it would be weird to have some of the kiddads be kids and some be older (?) but nevertheless#I couldn't help but think that (adult) Lark would make a GREAT woodsman#and like he thinks that it's Sparrow's soul in the lantern#AND BEAR'RY WOULD MAKE FOR SUCH A GOOD BEAST#people need to draw him with the branch antlers they do they do#also I can't for the life of me remember the horse's name#but that's so Ron like it has to be#for all I know like none of you have seen this show but this is so real in my head I had to talk about it#otgw#grant wilson#paeden bennetts
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This is the only thing I'm going to say about the election until it's over:
Anyone who did not vote for Harris or who attempted to dissuade people from voting for Harris, you are indirectly responsible for whatever shit Donald Trump does if he gets elected. That blood is primarily on his hands, yes. But it is also on yours. I hope you can live with that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to.
#'but gaza' trump wants TO OBLITERATE THEM. HE LITERALLY WANTS THERE TO BE NOTHING LEFT OF GAZA AT ALL. WHY DO YOU THINK#I DON'T WANT HIM IN POWER?????#yeah I said I wouldn't election post I lied sorry.#I know most of you don't actually care what happens to american citizens because we're all Violent Hypocrites who should kill ourselves#and somehow every single civilian is responsible for the actions of a military and government that comparatively few of us are actually par#of but FUCKING HELL. You don't care about THE PEOPLE OF GAZA??? Because that's what you're telling me if you're in favor of#doing anything OTHER than the most likely path to get trump out of politics. which is voting for the candidate DIRECTLY OPPOSING HIM.#the thing about america being an empire that needs to die. is that before it dies. it is still affecting the rest of the world.#I can't make you care about me and my loved ones. but I am IMPLORING you to have some fucking compassion for all the people#who are going to be DEEPLY negatively affected elsewhere if trump gets into power.#THEIR HARM. THEIR DEATHS. ARE ON /YOU/ IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO FACILITATE TRUMP'S VICTORY IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.#I don't believe most of you actually have any amount of the sympathy and compassion for others you claim to have.#I don't think any of the causes you throw yourself behind are actually meaningful to you. I don't think any of this is based on a#genuine desire to build a better world. I think you just want your Internet friends to think you are a Good Person.#if I see anyone. ANYONE. acting like a trump presidency is what we 'deserve'. or that it's necessary to 'teach [xyz] a lesson'#I am NEVER speaking to you again I don't care how long I've known you.#us politics#I am a disabled queer woman. almost everybody I love is also disabled and queer. you think we're acceptable collateral damage fine.#but don't cry that I'm being a bitch if I say that that makes me not trust you and not want to have anything to do with you.
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#I've played with irl atheists and catholics and everything in between#but it rarely feels like faith is a real factor for anyone-- DM or player#outside of‚ again‚ divine spellcasters and Big Epic Plot Things#I mean there are a couple of 'RAAAHGH FUCK THE GODS >:C' edgy backstory types but#no one is just Normally Culturally Religious and it's WEIRD#like it's not even a matter of faith in dnd! the gods are LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY PROVABLY REAL#so what does that MEAN for the average person! how does it shape language? business? culture?#where are the people wearing holy symbols like amulets-- or the way modern christians very casually wear crosses?#blessings over meals? prayers before bed? burnt offerings?#and like I enjoy thinking about world and culture building but I know that's A Whole Thing but even just like...#it doesn't feel like anyone believes in gods at all except clerics and paladins#like they DO because they factually exist but in the same way I 'believe in' like. the president of france.#like yeah he exists and is important to some people but has no bearing on my life whatsoever#that's such a fucking weird approach to the DIVINE in a polytheist world where those gods are YOUR CULTURE'S GODS??#I am bad at this myself but I'm not religious so it's harder for me to remember what Being Religious All The Time Casually is like lol#funny enough my character with the most intentionally religious background in this sense#is one of my ones who's ended up wrapped up in Big Plot God Things lmao#'aubree starts the campaign with a holy symbol of yondalla because of course she does why wouldn't she'#'oh okay well she's gonna get deeply and personally entangled with a bunch of death gods immediately' fdkjghkdf oh!! welp#you don't really pray to urogalan unless you're breaking ground for a new building or someone just died so it's STILL weird for her lol#but at least I had the framework there of 'oh yeah the gods exist and matter to me and my everyday life and culture' in general#about me#posts from twitter
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Probably my most unpopular Alfred headcanon is that he didn't participate in the roaring 20's at all because he was busy being a farmer in Oklahoma that decade
#hws america#aph america#Hetalia#it serves narrative purpose in my mind#I headcanon that from about 1835 to 1930 actually wasn't getting paid by the U.S government#and was bouncing from state to state taking human jobs to make ends meet#in the 1910's he was working in the meat packing industry in Chicago#but when he got involved with union organizing for that industry he ended up having to skip town to avoid an FBI raid#flees to Rural Oklahoma and changes his name from Alphonsus Kirkland to Alfred Jones#and this sets him up to be in the middle if the dust bowl in the 30's (a historical period I find much more interesting than the 20's)#the dust bowl causes him to move out to California where he works as a seasonal farm laborer for a while#and then when FDR becomes president putting Alfred back on payroll gets lumped into his social welfare reform#and Alfred finally gets a hand in his own government again#and yeah I know no one else in the fandom agrees with this#but you know#my blorbo and my blog so I'll say what I want
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Man what a horrible way to wake up.
#I was holding out for the mail ins but 290 something votes is just….#idk man I’m kind of in shock#I can’t wrap my head around how so many fucking people looked at him and went ‘yeah he should run the country’#I think it’s time either the coasts leave the country and become independent#or we abolish the presidency#because one person should never have this much lower#I just don’t know what else we can do to move forward tbh#I want to believe people are inherently good and I still do really but holy fucking hell#how do you win against this facist machine at this point?#where do we go from here?#*power#not retyping all that
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random sound win moment [9/?] when i'm close to him, i just can't take my eyes off him i just don't know how to act. (my school president, episode 9)
#my school president#my school president ep9#soundwin#gun guntaphon#satang kittiphop#winny thanawin#fourth nattawat#*gifs#*random soundwin moment(s)#mspedit#sound i love you with all my heart#but you this episode *exhale* my dramatic baby#whether it's a long long stare or just a very quick glance#(also with or without holding a smile)#don't know how to act. yeah.#in my soundwin missing hour: always#give me my episode 9 soundwin one more time
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Rewatched the episode of House MD where Kutner dies and I honestly think instead of killing his character off, they should have said that Kutner got a job as physician to then President Barack Obama and that's why he was leaving. Objectively funnier since his actor did leave the show to work for Obama and I know it would have driven House nuts that Kutner was ditching to go play doctor with the President instead of getting verbally abused for House's amusement.
#house md#house md spoilers#i mean#the show is like a decade old but Kutner's death is kind of a big spoiler#lawrence kutner#but like#u KNOW Taub and Foreman would be seething with jealousy#kutner shows up one morning like hey guys i got a new job! I'll miss you!#and house makes some bitchy comment about who would be crazy enough to hire the guy who set a patient on fire#and Kutner is like the president did lol#thirteen would find Foreman's undying rage HILARIOUS im sure#i like to hc that Kutner is her Little Buddy™#Taub would be ready to kill someone#and House is mad bc well its p much impossible for him to meddle#can't very well intimidate and terrorize the president into not hiring one of ur emotional support ducklings bc ur jealous#wilson and cuddy c plot (Kutner's political career is the b plot patients are a plot obviously)#where they have to desperately try to prevent house from being arrested for domestic terrorism (stalking the president)#but yeah they should have just given Kutner the same reason his actor had for leaving#bc i think it would make Taub kill himself out of rage and Foreman would be chewing glass and House is going to end up on a watch list#meanwhile Thirteen is so proud of her emotional support Little Guy™ even if she's too busy talking Taub and Foreman off the ledge#to properly congratulate him#im objectively correct and kind of want to write this as an au fic
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What we have learned from Minecraft roleplaying these last three-four years (yes it's been that long):
If somebody wants to run for presidency, no they don't.
If somebody says you need a government, no you don't.
If somebody wants to stage a revolution, no they don't.
If that somebody is the same person, no they weren't.
You don't need politics in Minecraft for the love of god-when has it ever ended well??
#dsmp#qsmp#karmaland#'yeah i know what that is'#-I say having watched one stream#listen Karmaland V was literally the prime example of why we *don't* need any more presidents#no more elections#no nothing#just let us go back to our caveman roots#mainly inspired by qsmp forever#but y'know what i'm beginning to notice a trend#If you become an mcyt president through legal and moral means without going insane or becoming corrupted in the following days/months/years#Then you deserve to keep it#That's honestly a record#mcyt#mcyt has ruined me#so has american politics#qsmp forever#dsmp wilbur soot#dsmp schlatt#dsmp tubbo#k!Luzu#k!Quackity
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Can- can I ask about the Somali pirates?
Hi hi, Lili! Yes, of course. Tbh I shouldn't have called them "pirates" they are known as such and treated like villains, but they're more like unofficial naval guard! The official naval guard was disbanded in the 90's due to the civil war that broke out [btw this civil war is why I'm diaspora! My maternal family fled to Djibouti or elsewhere. My dad came to Canada due to it.] Anyway! Other nations took advantage of this as they tended to do and started fishing illegally in the waters! Somali citizens rely on fishing to live [also farming and agriculture bc I also recall there was a drought and famine going on] so they turned to "piracy" to stop these thieves from stealing from them! Of course, these outsiders didn't like it and called it "piracy." they shouldn't be there in the first place!!!
BFJRKRKRKR I TALKED IM THE TAGS AND REACHED THE LIMIT I AM SO SORRY LMAOOOOO
Other than Puntland there is also Jubbaland ok lol I love talking about my people's history too much
#momo's fantastical replies#so anyway I saw other Somali ppl calling them the naval guard and jumped on it#but I have always gotten heated when ppl treated Somali Pirates like villains#but iirc even South Park defended them? lol they even got ppl speaking Somali in it!#talking about how they did this for survival!#lili#lixenn#also yeah sure they fuck ppl up but I consider this a 'fuck around and find out'#stop taking advantage of poor countries!!! especially when they are due to outside meddling forces!!#random but somalia makes me so sad bc of how destablized it is#somaliland is a lot more peaceful and has been but recently its gotten more dangerous due to#Somalia's destablization#djibouti seems fine as ever tho lol happy for them but wish somalia would fuck off already [with somaliland]#lili if you are wondering djibouti/somalia/somaliland and parts of kenya and ethiopoa#ethiopia* are all where Somali ppl are from#the parts of K and E were stolen while Somali ppl were getting colonized [so fuck Kenya and Ethiopia too tbh! who does that?]#but all 5 places are why Somalia's flag is a 5 point star! this siginifies we are all one#its funny bc Somaliland was a country before Somalia but then joined Somalia bc of false promises Somalia made#anyway the false promises was unity but the president/dictator named Mohamed Siad Barre#was all 'we should all band together...and kill Isaaq tribe! true unity after for real though'#and then Darood and I a few other major tribes tried that#Isaaq survived but there was in fact a genocide#they fled to what is Somaliland today! apparently they keep the bullet holes in the structure to remember what Darood/Somalia did#bc to these day these bitches deny it#diaspora somali ppl from somalia are especially insistend of this and im like...you stupid puppet you werent even there#I know this despite being Darood bc my parents arent puppets and also my mom is Isaaq tribe#what else? oh there are other places as Somali ppl within Africa become disapora#so strange right?#there is also Puntland [based off the ancient land that is said to be Ancient Somalia--#fun fact our queen from that time named Queen Arrarwelo was said to be friends with Queen Sheba of ancient Ethiopia]
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This just in: I am NOT okay.
#my school president#my school president the series#my school president bl#and you know tinn probably feels closer and more comfortable with her than his own mother too#because he doesn't feel like he can be himself around his mother#he feels as though he has to hide everything#not even just that he likes gun but truly everything that isn't about school or student council#and here is the mother of the love of his life#without discussion or anything#just casually throwing out that of course he's her son#because she knows how much he loves gun and she knows how much gun loves him#and if gun loves him than so does she and he's her son now#there's no question or hesitation#and imagine what that did to tinn#to know that he has at least one mother who sees him and accepts him without pause#who sees him and supports him like it's as easy as the air she breathes#god bless this actual angel of a woman#who also put tinn in an impossible situation but immediately owned up to it and made gun forgive him for it#i'm...yeah i'm not okay#i want to give her a hug#and also tinn a hug#mostly because *i* need a hug after this
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i'm so glad i don't feel the urge to have to political post on the blog anymore.
#like. if you know me then you know what i believe in#which is. the value of every life.#the importance of providing every person on the planet what they need to live with safety and dignity.#and the necessity of mitigating opposition to that goal and limiting harm to The World#as much as is possible as one person living under the conditions of our current reality#with hope and effort toward making our future reality one where we are increasingly able to care for one another#instead of engaging in an endless competition of profit and imagined division that causes immeasurable suffering and death.#like. from that philosophy i think you can determine my stance on anything that matters.#The Game Of Politics is only important insofar as it impacts actual lives.#and we should all be thinking bigger than that. like. yknow. abolishing borders altogether. dismantling capitalism worldwide.#creating a global society that benefits as many individual human people as possible.#so like. yeah. i'm going to vote. i'm not gonna be happy about it because there is no one on the ballot that actually represents my values.#because fundamentally all politicians are going to enforce and uphold a system that is inherently oppressive and authoritarian#but. there are some politicians who will cause more harm than others.#and their policies will make a difference in many lives.#and i feel personally obligated to try to Lessen The Harm. since there is nothing i can presently do to Eliminate The Harm.#like. idk. we're not gonna vote our way out of the root of the issues. but we can vote our way out of Some Degree of Some issues. like. idk#abortion. deregulation. environmental initiatives. etc. that stuff makes Some Difference to A Lot Of People.#(none of this passes judgment on those who are abstaining from voting for president because of the continuing genocide in palestine.#i do sincerely understand not being able to stomach it. and if the dems lose then it's only their own fault for being spineless fucks)#but like. if i can vote for somebody who IS LESS LIKELY to directly jeopardize the lives of certain groups of marginalized people#then. i'm gonna... do that. while continuing to work toward & believe in a better fairer freer future for everyone.#ANYWAY. that's my ONE political post for the year. steps off my soapbox.#izzy.txt
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Okay. Need to know after seeing your graph breakdown. Who told Bush and/or Obama about icemav???????? Please I need answers
i mean all they’d have to do is just look at them.
#not that hard to figure it out LMAO#But a serious answer is like ice is funneling $3k+ into mav’s bank account every month im sure that might’ve come up on a bg check#also other admirals who know & see it as their sworn duty to notify the govt of personnel liabilities#which like. fair.#icemav is kind of a liability.#my ‘fatal flaw’ is not that people wouldn’t find out it’s that people DONT BRING IT UP WITH ICE & MAKE HIM CONFRONT THE TRUTH lol#’uh you are paying this guy you are fucking to live with you? and he’s uh. your subordinate? hm.’#ice: oh yeah were good friends we invested in an airplane together :D its our big project :)#’yes all very legal yes.’#mr president sir jsyk one of your rear admirals is likely engaging in fraternization with the most dangerous pilot the navy has ever seen#dubya: I DONT CARE IF THIS MAN IS GAY SO LONG AS HE FIGHTS A GOOD WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR ME#Obama: ‘well let’s let ‘em get away with it. and lets not say anything about it to him. it’s good for the plot.’#asks#ive been saving ‘pancho and lefty’ for sliders songs but it’s like my no 2 tom kazansky song for this reason
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I wonder if Fukuzawa lives with the unending paranoia of there being four other government top-class swordsmen assassins alongside him who may or may not have been asked to murder their rouge ex-member.
#hey! do you wanna talk about the goken? i wanna talk about the goken!#he just dipped from the government! there are four other war murderers alongside him! where are they!#he killed for them! then he left!#but yeah i imagine that the months pre and post untold origins were like an anxiety-depressive minefield for fukuzawa#in my mind the goken scattered hard bc i dont want to think that they were all murdered by the government to keep them hush hush#i want them to interact with fukuzawa asagiri plz he needs semi-normalish friends his age#shitpost#bsd#bungo stray dogs#fukuzawa yukichi#president fukuzawa#bsd fukuzawa#the goken#he just has to go on knowing that at any point one of them could come and kill him for the crime of not liking the government/talking#its not as if the goken could be best buds he mustve known that even he couldve been powerless#and then he’s directly working with the government as shachou..#he mustve been so paranoid and afraid#i wonder if he still sees himself as a goken. bc he’s still objectivley one of the greatest swordsmen and that cant dissapear overnight even#if he ditches the government. does he still think of himself as goken? does he have nightmares of them killing him? blood on his heels?#bsd the goken#bsd goken
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Not to be bitter on main but honestly I'm so bitter that there is practically zero good rep of my nationality in like popular media
#I'm going through Persian mcu characters btw#And like#We have that fuckass president who fucked OUR lives over horribly#Like#Come on#Can't I have a Persian lil pal who isn't a terrorist#Please#Pretty please#istg we're not terrorists FFS#kevtalks#Kevcries more like#Am I being a lil bitch? Maybe but honestly it hurts to see ZERO good rep in one of my favourite media pieces#Like not just X-Men#In community the dean mentions a Persian barista and I jumped for joy over nothing literally NOTHING#there was another mention of Iran and it was to talk about how being gay is punishable by death and it was a joke#So yeah#And the funniest thing is that Persian people are EVERYWHERE#I kid you not literally we're EVERYWHERE#but yeah sure we don't exist unless we're terrorists lovely#Oh and don't get me started on the little gem presentation that we have and it's all full hijab like babe#Babe please#After Mahsa? Really? Bestie.#NOT TO SAY WE DON'T HAVE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE HIJABI ON THEIR OWN VOLITION BTW#but yeah it's about the CHOICE#why do I keep getting political at the end of everything nowadays my bad#Anyway goodnight I'm going back to my hiding hole#Also I do know there are other Persian characters in xmen like my guy dariush but I literally had to#Dig to find some so you know#I wouldn't call that good rep really#They're all ancient too like come on gimme my y2k Persian bitches y'all we ATE trust
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I'm seriously looking into moving to Canada within the next year-ish because I'm so fucking tired of America it's like driving me insane. But I'm afraid that if I do make it to Canada, I'll discover that it's just as dystopian but in a different way
#you know what i mean#like yeah they have universal healthcare which is one of my reasons for wanting to move there#but i also know their president certainly isnt perfect#and their history of native genocide makes me sick#but i want to believe there are more positives of living there vs the US#idk maybe im just naively hopefull#ramblings
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just realized that the only thing i've fuckijng contributed to ao3 is a bunch of presidential fanfiction and a first couple tag bc their tag didn't exist
#mess in tags#i find it really funny though#like 'oh what tag did you use first on ao3??? there's tags for everything i swear'#'*enter in president name*/*enter in first lady name*. i wrote 3 so far that's actually published'#'...w...what'#'....'#'i thought. you don't. that's not in your works besides 1'#'do you know what anonymous publishing is'#because some fics must be anon-ed im sorry i cant let that be attached to me#the tags wax/knifeplay. blood kink. and rough sx be attached to my fun fluffy NATM works#like oh yeah. i wrote that one smut. huh. it has 100+ hits. huh. 100+ people have read my extremely kinky president smut. huh.--#--*continues brushing my teeth*#like oh yeah. i've probably written over 40k words of president smut now. huh. *continues brushing my teeth*#AND EVERY DAY I WANT TO DELETE ONE OF THEM#the duality of anon publishing and authored publishing#ANYWAYS
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