17-sliced-steaks
Dumb bitch thing doing dumb bitch things
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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Hi my name is Ever Given Ever’Green Imbari Golden Class and I have a long green hull (that’s how I got my name) with white letters that reach across my back and a red bulbous prow like a dolphin’s fin and a lot of people tell me I look like Sapphire Princess (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Conti Cortesia Ever’Green Marine but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Golden Class Container Ship but my deck is straight and wide. I have smooth green paint. I’m also a Cargo Ship, and I sail in a shipping lane called called the Suez Canal in Egypt where I’m part of a caravan (I’m three). I’m a ship (in case you couldn’t tell) and I sail mostly in the ocean. I love Hot Topic and I ship all my clothes to there. For example today I was shipping a thousand black corsets with ten miles of matching lace and a lot of discounted black leather miniskirts, pink fishnets, and combat boots. I was carrying black containers, white containers, black half-containers, and wearing red eye shadow. I was sailing through the Suez canal. It was windy and full of sand so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of tugboats told me I was about to run aground. I put my middle finger up at them.
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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bender’s top uttered word outside his own name is fry and i thought this was important
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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ASGDKFHSKDHKS
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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Trump racism poisons all his decisions. Trump can never acknowledge black excellence.
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN
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Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”
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17-sliced-steaks · 4 years ago
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text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"
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he’s literally rigging the election and next to nothing’s being done about it what the actual fucking living hell
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