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piosplayhouse · 2 years ago

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Shi Qingxuan would donate her excess genders to the poor and that's why he's the best tgcf character

#the poor is xie lian #tgcf #sqx

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eyes-of-nine · 9 months ago

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minimum wage coded scrunkly and his very good pupper

#.... I am in denial over vol 7 don't mind me ywy #haven't had the chance to get to vol 8 yet so no spoilers pls not that I'm expecting much :')#anyways yin yu my poor scrunkly I'm sorry that the narration and xie lian keep judging your overworked ass #they're both very fun to draw tho #tgcf #tgcf fanart #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #quan yizhen #yin yu #quanyin #heaven official's blessing #my art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

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shijiujun · 1 year ago

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Why aren't they listening to me ๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hob #tgcf donghua #天官赐福 #xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #tgcfedit #poor xl bb talking to himself

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nanocados · 6 months ago

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Whatever you say, beautiful 💍💍💍

(Bonus below hehe)

#tgcf #hualian #hua chang #xie lian #genderbent #yuri #i fucking love yuri #hualian wlw #female hua cheng #she’s one of the girls #i can feel it #me when I fumble a bad bitch #she’s so fine #to meeeee #san niang #poor xie lian #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hualesbians

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potatosaresweet · 1 month ago

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yes we all know how utterly depressing tgcf book 4 is but there's just something so funny about wu ming straight up manifesting with a very specific mask like

in those 2-3 days between xie lian returning home from the altar and *ahem* ruoye's creation hua cheng was like "aight okay how can i subtely show dianxia i am on his side no matter wha- oh 'lll wear a mask like him- but i am not conflicted about anything i just want to be there for hi-THATS ITS SMILING MASK yeah that'll symbolize my undying love" like dude

we got so much bigger issues here. and you actually spent time going hey what fashion statement should i make during my crush's meltdown

#say what you will about hua cheng but you cannot deny #this man is extra as fuck #i love him #yes this is my poor attemt to find some comedic elements in book 4 #by reading too much into things in order to meme them up #is it working #tgcf spoilers #heaven officials blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #wu ming #tgcf book 4 #calamity xie lian

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crazydaymycrazyway · 6 months ago

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Xie Lian: Arent you over reacting a little bit?

Hua Cheng, in tears, trying to pull out the sword stabbed into Xie Lian's shoulder: AREN'T YOU UNDERREACTING TOO MUCH??!!

#incorrect quotes #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #got in trouble again #stabbed again #gave hua cheng a heart attack #a ptsd #poor hua cheng #what will he do eith his husband?#hualian

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raddestrose · 3 days ago

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I saw this on Twitter and had the chance to do this

#if this isn’t the entire series then I don’t know what is #But what are those things doing? They are always on each other.#I mean this for both #they are always like INCHES apart #but rip to literally everyone around hualian and whatever cheng xiaoshi and lu guang’s name is #my deepest condolences to all those surrounding them rhey have been permanently made third wheels forever #look at poor qiao ling #she looks tired of those two #monologing monologue MONOLOGUING eh whatever you guys get the point #but whatever the word is to the sky the only thing that listens to her since those two are always gazing into the other’s eyes #rhat is exactly what everyone in the tgcf verse is doing die to hualian’s undying devotion to each other #they cant as so much look away from the other #ok im laying this on too thick but you all get the point #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #qiao ling #link click trio #link click #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #heaven official's blessing #tgcf

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nekoning · 7 months ago

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"dianxia it's my arm that's broken, my legs are fine!" happy fenglian friday! carry someone you love to show how attentive you are (and totally not to tease them)

(inspired by this super cute fic that u rly should read!!)

#fenglian friday #fenglian #feng xin #xie lian #tgcf #my art #the poor thing ik he would not know what to do w himself #or just throw himself face down to the ground

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by-saiyuri · 12 days ago

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really quick doodles because xie lian's second flashback was a glorious depression galore holy heavens

#tgcf #doodle #xie lian #hua cheng #every time I think “it can't get worse” and guess what happens next chapter #and I'm like “HOW DOES IT GET WORSE”#xie lian my poor man

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fluffypurpleglitterdemon · 4 months ago

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Xie Lian: What is this place? Where are we? What god are all these statues of? Isn't it strange their faces are covered?

Hua Cheng: Play dumb!

Hua Cheng: I have no idea where we are or how we got here, let's not touch anything.

Hua Cheng: Not that dumb!

#Me Talking #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #TGCF liveblogging #Poor Hua Cheng pretending he's never seen this place before in his death as Xie Lian admires the craftsmanship and wonders about everything #'I wonder who chose to build one in this place. They must have been an incredibly devout believer.' Augh!! Hua Cheng is just HEARING that!#Also shout out to 'Xie Lian wasn't prone to touching things he shouldn't' I think your ghost might disagree with that honey <3

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piosplayhouse · 7 months ago

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Wwx is the only mxtx main protagonist who would not be a my little pony fan. But he does own a 20% cooler shirt

#Xie lian is an elder pegasister because he just likes shows about love and kindness #hes been in the collectors fandom for forever and runs an angelfire blog that barely works #whereas shen yuan is in the exact opposite camp as a brony who got into it via 4chan #he does serious lore analysis on the series in his free time and is constantly complaining about plot holes / poor #world building but he loves the brony pandering episodes #wwx doesnt fall into any of those camps so hes kind of just normie i fear. but Jiang cheng is a brony #so he bought the 20% cooler shirt to bond/make fun of him #i think he does like rainbow dash tho #oh favorite ponies #xie lians is fluttershy of course. sys is nightmare moon as we've established #but out of the main six his favorite/least favorite is twilight who he feels unfortunately drawn to bc he relates #to her. but he wont admit it. wwx only knows rainbow dashs name cause he sees her in memes #jiang cheng likes rarity. of course

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fandom-flight · 4 months ago

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I keep seeing Wei Wuxian slander (libel?) And I won't stand for it. Wei Wuxian is not a bad cook. He just happens to cook food that is very spicy because that's how he likes it. Other people who like spicy food would probably also like it, and people who are not used to spicy food will not. This does not make him a bad cook, this just makes his food toxic to people like Lan Wangji (and me)

#mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #now xie lian is actually a bad cook #no living person with functioning tastebuds has been able to eat his food without getting sick #which is why its perfect that his husband is dead and love makes you blind #the thing is xie lian has been too poor for too long to be picky about anything #he was shown eating a bun that fell on the dusty ground because food is food regardless of how it tastes #sleeping on the streets and having bad luck has likely destroyed his standards for food and also forced him to develop an iron stomach

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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I love how you draw Xie Lian fucking jacked lmao