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The downside for transitioning is now everyone will call Alex 'Mr Hastings', a struggle for a man who has absolutely zero fondness for his late father
#of course everyone does it upon introduction and every time alex is *kermit scrunch*#the poor guy lmao#oc talk#oc: alex
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“Who did this to you?”
Bakugou’s voice is low, dangerous. His eyes are sharp as they stare at you.
“What?” You blink rapidly at him.
After a year of being friends with Bakugou, you’re used to him frequently being at some level of pissed off or annoyed.
But you’ve never seen him look so angry. Like he could tear the world apart.
“This.”
You’re not prepared when Bakugou reaches up to angle your chin towards him, your breath catching as his calloused fingertips grip against your skin. He brushes his thumb, feather-light, against your cheekbone. It’s then you remember the bruise there.
“Oh! I had a practice bout with one of the new kids at our gym. He got in a lucky punch but hit me a little too hard. He’s still learning,” you say.
You smile at Bakugou and raise your hand to pat his, the one cupped against your cheek.
“Don’t worry, Bakugou. It looks worse than it actually is.”
Bakugou grunts. You expect him to step back, let go.
But he’s still, gaze locked on your face, thumb brushing back and forth against your skin like it doesn’t send shivers through your entire body, like it doesn’t make your face feel like the surface of the sun.
Nervous about his intense attention, you bite your bottom lip. Bakugou’s eyes drop to track the movement and stick there.
You can’t breathe. Is he…?
The sound of distant footsteps drawing nearer pops the bubble you’re in.
Bakugou pulls away. He doesn’t go too far, though, and because you’re so close, you can see that the tips of his ears are red, despite his neutral expression.
“Don’t box with that kid again,” he says, voice raspy, a little husky.
You swallow and nod before his words can process. Bakugou nods back, satisfied, before turning to walk away.
He’s halfway down the hallway before you come to your senses. Wait. You make a face.
“You’re not the boss of me!” you call at his retreating back.
He stops. Turns.
“What’d you say?” he asks, eyes narrowed at you, handsome face skewed into a scowl.
You know you should be intimidated, but. You think about the look in his eyes when he touched you. The heat of his palm.
So you just smile at him.
“You heard me.”
#bakugou HATES the thought of some other guy putting his hands on you#leaving a mark on you#he shows up at your next session and sits there scowling the whole time at that poor kid#bakugou katsuki x you#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x you#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugou x you#bakugou x reader#bnha x reader#bnha#jess scribbles#can you believe i wrote this on my lunch break today lmao
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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨
#it's canon#source: it was revealed to me in a dream#aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan#crowley is having the time of his life here#my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark#but I put ducklings there instead#aardvarks will have to wait#btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020#my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart#she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it#I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut#it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here#guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent#guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping#somebody save him#there are vicious animals#and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going#aziraphale#good omens fanart#crowley#aziracrow#good omens#ineffable husbands
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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth » The Saga of Seaside Inn
#final fantasy vii rebirth#cloud strife#yuffie kisaragi#cloti#clouffie#ffvii rebirth#ffgraphics#ffedit#ff7reunion#gamingedit#vgedit#videogameedit#i just got to this part and i giggled so hard#she BURIED him lmao#poor guy#gifs: mine#ff7#ffvii
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never getting over Mads thinking the interviewer, who simply asked about his and Hugh's chemistry, was asking if they fucked in real life like buddy. BUDDY
#tbh he sold himself right then and there lmao#the poor guy was like SIR NO SIR NO#it was on that old paley thing#nbc hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen
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Crow services
After Danny died he noticed that some animals had become more attached to him while others had moved away. Aggressive or death related animals seemed to react positively to his presence, although friendlier animals such as birds tended to fly away.
Of course, none of this prepared him for the number of crows that landed on his window daily. At first he was scared that they would consider him a corpse and try to eat him but after the third time they brought him a shiny object he assumed they just liked him.
Those crows became very fond of him, they let him pet them, they would perch on his head or shoulders, always present and sometimes even watching over him (A particularly intelligent crow he named Poe would drive his parents away with distractions).
So when he moved to Gotham to complete his studies he prepared for a farewell to his feathered friends; said friends simply ignored him and followed him around the city. Danny assumed he wasn't going to be able to fight them, so he let them be.
This is how the phenomenon called "The Invasion of Crows" began in Gotham, the animals were not aggressive but mostly indifferent, some of them agreed to carry letters as homing pigeons (After Danny asked them for the favor) starting "Crow services"
As long as you had the money or something shiny to pay them the birds would carry messages from one place to another, ironically they would give that payment to Danny, who only sighed and let them pass to his apartment, giving them: some food, shelter and a place to sleep, although he was worried the moment his neighbor would complain about the noise.
At first he let them stay on the streets because they were supposed to be free, but after the sixth time he caught Damian Wayne trying to adopt one he just rolled his eyes and now the little ones were living with him.
So yes, when Jason finally decided to visit his neighbor he didn't expect the red eyed crowd staring at him and judging his actions, one in particular lunged at him and he swore he was about to gouge his eyes out before a voice yelled "Poe, wait! "
Said crow looked at him for a few more seconds before perch on the head of the prettiest boy he had ever seen, who approached to offer him a hand "I'm sorry, they're very overprotective" he muttered worried.
Jason almost fell over laughing when he noticed that this was B's "weird case" about the rise in crows alongside the supposed "new rogue" in town, when all he saw was a college boy with a murder of crows living in his house, maybe creating a new messaging system.
He was going to have so much fun with this, maybe he'd even manage to go on a date with his eyes intact, who knows.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dc x dp#jason todd#dead on main#jason todd x danny fenton#The crows loves Danny#Damian is trying to adopt one really hard while Danny judges in the background#Crow services started as a joke to deliver Danny's notes to his professor#The professor paid the crows and they just continued#Batman thinks is all an evil plan or a new rouge#It is not#Danny is a retired hero#With a lot of exotic pets apparently#Poe is an intelligent Crow#Jason named some of them too#the one who deliver his messages is called Austen now#He fall in love for the literature reference lmao#poor guy would be disappointed when Danny admits he is not a literature guy#Maybe he will try to convert him#Danny and his crows#Cujo is jealous btw#red hood#batman#detective comics
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Haven't drawn Faux in a while; decided to give him some touch-ups
Since his old setting wrapped up, he's kinda just been on the back burner, but I thought it could be neat to give him the broad "mercenary-for-hire" archetype? NGL I heard "Put Me to Work" by Big Data and something clicked in my brain:
Set me off See what I'm worth Turn me on I go berserk I don't care If I get hurt No I don't care Just put me to work
Someone who doesn't care about the safety of themselves (or occasionally others) as long as the job gets done, hence the missing arm. I thought that could be interesting considering he's a Zoroark too; not sure if that would impair the illusion abilities or to what degree if so?
(None of this is the meaning of the original btw; the actual song is about automation taking over and replacing human jobs LOL)
Anyways don't mind me I'm rambling ahnsdgahnsdf
#pokemon#pkmn#art#pkmnart#doodle#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#zoroark#pokemon oc#pmd oc#(oc) faux#i found the song first and reworked the character after as opposed to finding a song that fit the character lol#guess that's kinda what happens when this bitch had zero presence in my mind#I thought Lilo was bad when I only drew them twice in 2024#but then I realized I only had drawn Axdrew ONCE that year and my boy does not deserve this#AND THEN I realized I never drew Faux one singular time in 2024 lmao#poor guy#anyways big data makes good music that continues to age unfortunately well#I think their most popular song is Dangerous w/ Joywave#but they have some other really nice songs#tag rambling#azuritalks
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Quackity: But I was serious about that [RedNote] sht! And then I made my account, and I got really scared– I- I got really scared because– Yeah, because- because it said "IP address"!
Quackity: [Reading chat] "No one cares where you live" BUDDY!!! 👏 YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! 👏👏 You have no idea! 👏👏👏
#Quackity#January 15 2025#This poor frickin guy LMAO#I feel so bad for him#At least he can laugh / make jokes about it#I guess
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Lazy ass sketch but I’m vibrating at the frequency of everything I love this game I love the characters and I LOVE my silly little Sarentu guy
#so context#there’s a quest where you help the two resident lesbians get together#two actually#Priya (tattoo) and Anqa (short hair)#and the player character says they won’t tell anyone and then after they manage to get the two dumbass lesbians together#IMMEDIATELY tells someone lmao#but yeah I think that coulda resulted in some silly shenanigans#also the poor Sarentu trying not to kill Priya with his strength even though he’s in actual hell /j/lh#he’s just a little guy#FoP tickles#lee!sarentu#ler!priya#ler!anqa#tickle art#crow’s scribbles
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I wanted to make a "no me mires con esos ojos (don't look at me with those eyes)" comic but hmmm idk, who would say what??? 🤷♂️
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Quería hacer un cómic basado en esa canción "no me mires con esos ojos" pero hmmm no sé, quien dirá que??? 🤷♂️
#philza#philza minecraft#technoblade mcyt#technoblade and philza#technoblade fanart#technoblade#philza mcyt#philza fanart#mcyt fanart#mcyt#emerald duo fanart#emerald duo#emduo#a little peek into the human artsyle of whatever it's called haha#idk about cleaning up but i think it's neat so far#im still working on hedgehog philza the beloved#ALSO I SAW TODAYS STREAM AND LIKE I XAN SEE HEDGEHOG PHILZA FANBOYING OVER SHADOW AAAAA#it also just made me realize i could just give the poor guy wings lmao
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can't stop thinking about how that whole situation must've been bonkers from Tommy's pov
like, there is this dude so imprinted on you that he hangs out with you 3 days a week, while you both have differing schedules and do 24-hour shifts — oh and supposedly he also has a girlfriend.
and then his boy best friend asks you for a tour at your station and flirts with you, and then he shows up anywhere where he can get you and ends up bodyclocking his bestie like a preteen boy, which you'd think was to punish him, but you later find out that it was a subconscious attempt to get him out of the competition.
that's not mentioning the fact that the guy imprinted on you also introduced you to his son, who is incredibly fond of the other guy and won't shut up about him.
and then you worry that you came between these two friends, so you go see the one who is clearly more upset, to reassure him that's not what's happening, only to find out that he was actually crushing on you this whole time and he is also just realising this as he's telling it to you.
can you imagine the spin all that gave to Tommy's head??
#like poor guy finding himself in the middle of the storm that is carefree eddie and juvenile upset buck lmao#baby was so confused about his feelings he regressed back to middle school#and i say this because he and i are the same and i would've done the same exact thing#unfortunately#tommy kinard#bucktommy#911#911 abc#911 s7#ramblings#my stuff
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She would like shadow the hedgehog me thinks
#invader zim#gaz membrane#iz#professor membrane#fanart#my art#Love this family full of nerds <3#I'm sorry for not drawing dib interacting with his dad more tho lmao#poor guy keeps getting ignored by his dad even on my art#and when I draw him alongside gaz 99% of the time he gets bullied#tragic
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Oleg when Sergey is straight up murdering a random person in public:
Oleg when Sergey wants a haircut:
#the poor guy is absolutely heartbroken#I mean same though lmao#the facial journey of 🥺😞😨 is so funny#plague doctor#чумной доктор#serovolk#сероволк#oleg volkov#олег волков#sergey razumovsky#сергей разумовский#major grom#bubble comics#my post
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Modern au Sanji would join TikTok to innocently post cooking videos and absolutely would not notice everyone flirting with him or the horniness in the comments. He wouldn't get the Internet slang because I don't think he'd realistically be as braindead as his fan base lmao. But Sanji could post a short video of him with his sleeves pulled up kneading some dough, talking about how he's prepping for a friend's and family dinner, meanwhile the comments are talking about how they want him to knead them ect ect. He comments back a few hours later like "aw all these nice comments thank you 🥰" LIKE. WAKE UP BABE??? YOU COMPLAIN THAT YOUR SINGLE AND REALLY WANT A PARTNER AND YOU HAVE LITERALLY HALF A MILLION FOLLOWERS SIMPING OVER YOU AND DONT NOTICE LMAOOOO
#poor guy never developed self awareness#do you think hed (half jokingly) diss gordon Ramsay a lot in his videos? because i do lmao#one piece#one piece au#one piece modern au#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji
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to add on to the humans are space orcs/earth is the universe's australia, sensing. my therapist has recently explained that its not normal the way i know who and where someone is by their footsteps. not just the sound, but the vibrations. if someone isnt purposely walking on light feet, i can tell who and where they are, even with headphones blaring. imagine a human on a ship and the awe-filled terror itd earn from their non-human crewmates.
edit: ive realized i wasnt clear enough in my intentions. im not saying "if you can tell peoples footsteps apart, youve been ✨️ T R A U M A T I Z E D ✨️ d-(^♡^)-b ". its about the inherent panic in Not hearing the steppies and therefore Not having the time to prepare yourself for whoever might be approaching and essentially being ambushed. also, being able to tell if someone is normalTM, happy, sad, et cetera. the combined terror of not being given time to make oneself "presentable" for whoevers coming, And Also whoever has just seemingly teleported is fucking pissed, which is never good. Anyways, enjoy!!! \(^o^)/
Gilith enters the library, searching for Human Raven. They seem to be found most often either here or in one of the many gardens on the ship. Human Alex said he'd likely find them here today.
Gilith pokes his head through the doorway, not seeing Human Raven, but before he can move on, a voice calls out from one of the high-backed chairs decorating the library.
"Hello Lithy, what do you need?"
Gilith sputters, "Wha- Human Raven, how did you know it was me?" Gilith makes his way over to the chair that held Human Raven in a twisted knot that, when Human Raven stood up, would surely leave a horrifying crunch Human Alex had likened to a human candy that exploded in one's mouth.
"You've got some loud stompers, Lithy."
"I do not know what that means, Human Raven."
Raven stands, causing Gilith to flinch at many snaps and crackles of their bones settling into place, and smiles up at his towering form.
"What did you need?"
Gilith notices more and more Human Raven's greetings. He thought maybe they could hear him coming, but they greeted him while wearing ear speakers, the volume so loud, Gilith could hear it from a few feet away.
Humans did not have psychic skills, and the only other human who seemed capable of a preemptive greeting was Human Alex. The two seemed to share all of their off-hours, so maybe that was where he could find his answers.
Gilith scoured the many gardens, stopping just outside of the doorway. He could hear Human Alex and Human Raven chattering to each other, but neither seemed to notice his presence.
In an attempt not to disturb them, he walked with what Human Bea had described as "tip-toes". A challenging feat, considering his round flat feet, but he managed.
Both Human Raven and Human Alex had their backs to him, so he coughed in the same way Human Bea often did to get everyone's attention.
The reaction he got was unexpected when both Human Raven and Human Alex flinched so hard their shoulders seemed to lock.
"My apologies! I didn't mean to startle you," he rushed over, but stopped short when they both flinched again. He recoiled his hand.
"It's ok, Lithy," Raven says, voice slightly choked. "Just give us a sec."
"Oh. Okay." Gilith turned his eyes down.
"What-" Alex started, his voice sounding as though it was rubbed raw. He cleared his throat and tried again. "What can we do for you, Gilith?"
"I did not have anything specific to talk to you about. I wanted to..." he trails off. "I wanted to inform you of the new plants we are picking up at the next trade planet."
Gilith feels his face twist with the lie, but now didn't seem like a good time to ask.
His desire to understand, however, doesn't fade after the incident. It only makes his hunger grow.
Instead of bothering Human Alex or Human Raven, Gilith decides to ask Human Bea, who does not sense him before he greets her.
"Hello, Human Bea."
"Yes, hello, Gilith. Is everything okay?"
"I have question."
Bea tilts her head. "Ask away."
"Are you- humans- able to detect someone before you see them?"
Bea's face softens into an aching sort of frown. "Not naturally."
"What do you mean?"
She takes a breath, seemingly preparing herself. "Well, most people are able to live in a relatively safe place. But some people aren't as lucky. Some people have to memorize the falls of others' feet. It's a learned survival tactic."
"I don't understand," Gilith says, his face wrinkling in confusion.
"Some people aren't safe, so for the ones who weren't born with the good luck of a safe home, they have to know who and where someone is. They have to know if they need to hide or prepare themself. They have to know if they're in danger or not."
Gilith feels his whole body go slack as a wave of sadness washes over him at the memory of Human Raven and Human Alex's reaction to his sudden appearance.
"I have loud stompers."
Bea's face scrunches up as though she's trying not to laugh. "You do. You have safe stompers, too."
#humans are weird#humans are space australians#earth is space australia#humans are space orcs#poor gilith hes just a skrunkily little guy#his skin is a kinesthetic mood ring lmao#space orcs
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i don't usually post my art on tumblr but i wanted to try! here is some vanessa fanart i've done in the last couple of months hehehe
my art account is @catumyau on Instagram (or twitter, but my main is instagram)
#i think about the halo scene every day tbh#i gotta be honest with you guys the second one was absolutely inspired by juddy hopps#lmao#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#fnaf#elizabeth lail#fanart#fnaf fanart#vanessa fnaf#vanessa fnaf fanart#vanessa shelly fanart#fnaf movie fanart#also sorry for the poor quality#OH AND also i change my username#CATU'S ART
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