#the poor barber

[ademonfucker]

the barber tho

can we just take a moment to mourn Alastors barber who has to cut his fucking bob? Because it 100% goes like this:

Barber: what can I do for you this time

Alastor: the bob

barber: please no

Alastor:the bob

barber:**sobbing** WHHYYYY???!!??

Alastor: **radio dial eyes** THE BOB

barber: **stabs them self with angelic knife**

Alastor:**uses voodoo magic to bring them back or something** THE BOB.

[navybrat817]

Choose three, lovelies.

(Too many combinations to make a poll. 😂)

And, no, Bucky isn't an option.

[shit-taster-connoisseur]

More SS!Wally and SS!Fanny

An au with @dolly-royal

[barbossas-wench]

Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan by Ilya Repin // Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)

[mist-and-rain]

hey who the FUCK at project moon decided to make kromer resistant to blunt.

[anthonysfingerlessgloves]

henry & anthony + textpost memes! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

[fallenspirit]

this is easily the funniest scene in the it crowd

[diioonysus]

dogs + art

[undeadchestnut]

I was inspired by @thedivinelights' art to draw my own version of 2022 Scrooge and Marley where they're the same age.

AKA the au where they've been married for decades and Marley is forever fussing over Scrooge's appearance.

[can-of-w0rmz]

Sondheim casually working on a concerning amount of musicals involving crippling mommy issues in some way shape or form:

[wreedenthusiast]

Listen I'm sorry, I'm fond of Viktor but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT HAIR MY GUY?!!

That shit is atrocious! Show me your barber right now so I can beat him silly for doing you like that mister!

[sysig]

Grump and not so grump (Patreon)

[badolmen]

I am this /\ close to taking the clippers to my head.

[adipocerre]

So silly

[cevansbrat0007]

Err..How Will Andy and reader react when you know one time he couldn’t get it up😬🫢

Thought Courtsey-The episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where poor chandler experienced the similar thing..😁

So, I've been thinking a lot about this actually. And I do plan to write about it. But Andy actually experiences a serious case of, let's go with performance anxiety, just shy of his 50th birthday. He's internally panicking because now he feels like he's "over the hill" and he's secretly worried that his younger wife is suddenly going to find him unattractive. Or, worse yet, want to trade him in for a newer model.

What sparks it is that while out running errands with Reader, a young man in his early 20's calls himself hitting on his lady. Right under his nose! Of course she's flattered, convinced he's just being nice. But then here comes Andy ready to swoop in and bang on his chest.

Now, the kid is obviously intimidated, but since he's trying to hold onto what little bravado he has left, he takes a cheap shot at Andy and calls him something like "grandpa" or "old man".

Reader tries to move things along, but those words keep ringing in his ears...

Would anybody be interested in this?

[thornsofrosesdumps]

Rewatching RWBY V8 and-

CLOVER EBIS WACK ASS WEEDWACKER ASS HAIR CUT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE IT, GENUINELY, I LAUGHED WHEN HE DIED TEAM.