#the pet not my dad

[spicynectarines]

thinking about that time in elementary school when i ordered a tadpole on amazon and it worked and i raised him

[watmalik]

THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.

[calibrationneeded]

So this is the “pilot episode” for a comic I’d like to keep adding onto just for fun, the basic premise is that it’s a post canon fix it comic about Dean discovering who he is outside of his macho persona while also repairing his relationships and building new ones.

It is a Destiel fic but it’s gonna be a slow burn because Dean has decided he can’t talk about his feelings until all his emotional issues are resolved (spoilers that’s not how things like that work).

I also plan on peppering in some lore explaining how Cas got out of the empty, how they ended up with a house, and who is currently God in universe. I’m not sure when I’ll get to work on another installment but hopefully it won’t be long because this has been an AU rolling around in my head since 2020

[makethiscanon]

Artists who draw Laios with his canonically soft belly and muscles deserve all the best things.

[thewormodyssey]

"I didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb anomalies until I got a dumb anomaly myself"

[xochimillilili]

You know very well I love you, and I know very well that I know you're capable, but for now, just come here and cuddle pup. I've got you, I'll hold you for as long as you'd like, you're safe here little one.

Just let your brain out, you don't need it now, ah ah~ You can just make whines and puppy sounds too sweetie, no need to use and form big words if it's difficult, you can just be my sweet pup. Would you like a chew toy instead baby? Aww of course you can use my fingers, it's alright sweetie, open that pretty mouth for me

Just lay on my chest love, just like that, we can do nothing or everything this whole evening if you'd like my little pup. Shhh shh, don't worry your precious little head, I'll gladly make dinner for us honey, I'll run us a bath for us later too mhmm? We can watch a film or play or just nap after that. Awww yes love, of course we can play in a more explicit way too if you'd like, we can even try out that new paddle we haven't unboxed yet~

I'll make us a warm drink in a bit mmhm? For now just rest on me puppy, I've got you, I'm not leaving if you want me with you, you're my precious little baby pup, I'll always happily help make your evenings easier after a long day. I know you'd try your best if I needed it too~

[lunamugetsu]

Bring your sidekick to work day!

Inspired by the "What if Question was the one who saves Danny from GIW?" post that I made awhile ago.

Bring your sidekick to work day!

It was a tradition that started around the time multiple superheroes were taken on sidekicks. Everyone in the league knew why they'd bring their sidekicks to work. Their sidekicks get to socialize with peers their own age and they could properly introduce themselves to other heroes.

So it was a surprise when The Question, the league's faceless conspiracy theorist, offhandedly mentioned that he'll be bringing his sidekick to work while telling them about what new information he's found about Cadmus and another new government agency he thought they should start looking into.

The heroes found it hard to believe.

Question has a sidekick.

Surely they must have misheard.

No way that guy would want a sidekick, let alone get a sidekick.

When "Bring your sidekick to work day" arrived everybody was prepared to see the heroes and sidekicks.

Superman with Superboy

Batman and his 10+ kids

Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl

Flash and Kid Flash

The list went on

The heroes all mingle before realizing that they haven't seen Question. Maybe they did mishear the man? Or Question got his words mixed up?

That was until the computer announced the arrival of Question and a guest that was unidentified.

They all turn around to see the faceless trench coat wearing investigator followed by a tinier faceless trench coat wearing kid. The kid was practically a clone of Question, except...tinier.

"This is my sidekick. Who." Question points to the faceless kid

Flash: Who?

"That's me!" the kid says pointing to himself.

"Why don't you acquaint yourself with the others." Question tells his sidekick who just nods and goes off to introduce himself with the others kids.

Batman: I didn't take you one for having a sidekick.

Question: I could say the same for you. And the sidekick thing just kind of happened. The kid wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't let the kid get himself into any trouble.

Batman: Understandable

Meanwhile with the sidekicks.

Everybody's asking Who various questions about Question and how he met the man. They barely know anything about the guy.

Question 1: What's the deal with your name?

Who: It's a work in progress. Since my mentor's name is Question. I figured my name should be like a question.

Question 2: How do you eat?

Who: I shove food into my face

Question 3: Where's your face?

Who: Wouldn't you like to know

Question 4: Do you know about his conspiracies?

Who: Of course I know about his conspiracies! I'm one of them

Other sidekicks: What?

After some talking, the sidekicks get along with each other very well. When they reunite with their mentors the computer rings stating that John Constantine was coming along with a guest.

The heroes then all watched as a girl with white hair and green eyes wearing a trench coat and was dragging John Constantine by his sleeve. She grins and introduces herself as Dani with an "i" and that she's John's apprentice.

Dani then spots Who and they immediately do the Spider-man point at the other meme

Who (Danny): you got a trench coat mentor too?!

Dani: Where's your face?!

[starflungwaddledee]

this is probably why meta knight moved the conversation to the hallway

based on @das-a-kirby-blog's comic based on my comic. comic inception. colour palettes are from das.

[shadowisabean]

My life revolves around Shadow 🐶❤️

[kedreeva]

My dad came to babysit Bug while I was packing up stuff in my bedroom for a renovation. He's never made friends with one of my birds before, but she came right over and laid on him and wanted pettings.

[garzagatos]

Take a moment and enjoy the sunshine sometimes 🌞

[trashpocket]

steve and eddie (and their cat wishbone)

[renstrapp]

New cat troubles! Read the full comic on Autostraddle.

dedicated to @sastreon

[thedosboys]

So my mom has budgies (parakeets) and one of them is the meanest bully to everyone and everything. She has no fear.

Well recently she's been eating our cork board and mom finally took it down.

The budgie was pissed and started attacking the towel (which is from one of many attempts to get her to stop by putting it over the board)

All the other birds thinks she's crazy. I do too but I love her.

It has been 2 hours since we took the cork board down and she is still climbing all over the towel to find it.

This is the budgie her name is Risotto and this is the only pic I could find of her currently.

(she is fine)

[slvttymutty]

please Mister please let me cum on your huge cock! you're right i asked for it -why else would i wear such a slutty outfit? for you to rape my tiny holes<3