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thinking about that time in elementary school when i ordered a tadpole on amazon and it worked and i raised him
#he never died actually my dad released him into a pond on a golf course#later i found out they’re an invasive species cuz ppl release them as pets 😬#not in my area tho so my papa is innocent#i hope he’s thriving either in the golf course or in frog heaven#the pet not my dad
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THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.
#me thinks it’s the same with wade#he couldn’t stand the man but now they’re in love#he’s one of those dads that don’t want the pet but they end up loving them lmao#I don’t make the rules#he’s such an old man god#wade Wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#laura kinney#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#Deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#my gifs
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the pullerrrrr
#he REALLY likes it when I do this#my dad taught me how he would pet dogs by starting at the eyebrows and pulling gently#he tried it on my grandmas dog and his eyes were so BIG#I’ve tried it on Swiper a couple times and I can hear him purr whenever I do it which is extremely amusing to me#get scrunched idiot#doodles#my art#swiperposting#Swiper#cats#diary
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So this is the “pilot episode” for a comic I’d like to keep adding onto just for fun, the basic premise is that it’s a post canon fix it comic about Dean discovering who he is outside of his macho persona while also repairing his relationships and building new ones.
It is a Destiel fic but it’s gonna be a slow burn because Dean has decided he can’t talk about his feelings until all his emotional issues are resolved (spoilers that’s not how things like that work).
I also plan on peppering in some lore explaining how Cas got out of the empty, how they ended up with a house, and who is currently God in universe. I’m not sure when I’ll get to work on another installment but hopefully it won’t be long because this has been an AU rolling around in my head since 2020
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#castiel#destiel#jack kline#art#fanart#my art#sam winchester#comic#supernatural comic#comic title:#Therefore I am#pilot#casdean#destiel comic#dadstiel#dad dean#fix it fic#fanfic comic#pet project
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My life revolves around Shadow 🐶❤️
#cute animals#dog#dogs of tumblr#pets#dog blog#adorable#cute#aww#big dog#fur baby#pets of tumblr#cute dog#my dog is my best friend#my dog#i love my dog#dog life#dog things#dog family#dog dad#dog mom#dog parent#pet parent#dog lover#my dog is adorable#my dog is so cute#my dog is perfect#funnydogvideo#funny dogs#funny#silly dog
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I genuinely fucking love the idea of domming my pup, and that doesn't necessarily mean just sexually. I feel the same joy in wanting to undress them to help them shower after a long day as I do with slicing their clothes off to eat them out.
You're just a baby pup after all aren't you love? That's it honey, come on my lap, just like that— you're always welcome on my lap sweetheart, I always want to cuddle and hug you. After our tea would you like to watch a little movie or should we play around with our new paddle, pup?
Wanna have them relax into me whenever we're out, my hands on their hips or back or neck, having them be able to rest their mind and have me lead. That same protecting need to touch their hips brings the same joy as wanting to bruise them, bite and scratch and make them bleed, the same joy that I feel when thinking about how their little puppy brain will melt as I take their hips and guide them to match my pace as I bounce them on my cock.
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#i wanna carry n hug hold my baby in my arms n kissie his head a billion times n draw. also drink yummy stuff#domposting#ftm dom#ftm top#queer nsft#bd/sm master#bd/sm kink#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#bd/sm pet#petpl@y#petpl4y#soft d0m#soft daddy#nsft puppy#ftm puppy#puppy sub#bd/sm puppy#dumb puppy#pup nsft#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#kitty dom#kitten dom#dad bf#daddy's pet#bd/sm daddy#bd/sm blog
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Artists who draw Laios with his canonically soft belly and muscles deserve all the best things.
#ngreentail especially#he's single handedly feeding my Dad Bod Laois obsession#I just wanna squish my face in his tummy as he pets my hair and probably eats something weird with his other hand#dang it why is it always the blondes#laios#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dad bod#sarah rambles#laois#laios touden#x reader#beefy
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"I didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb anomalies until I got a dumb anomaly myself"
#miguel o'hara#miles morales#meows morales#across the spiderverse#my art#atsv#surely this joke had to have already been made#dads and the pets they said they didnt want#atsv memes
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Bring your sidekick to work day!
Inspired by the "What if Question was the one who saves Danny from GIW?" post that I made awhile ago.
Bring your sidekick to work day!
It was a tradition that started around the time multiple superheroes were taken on sidekicks. Everyone in the league knew why they'd bring their sidekicks to work. Their sidekicks get to socialize with peers their own age and they could properly introduce themselves to other heroes.
So it was a surprise when The Question, the league's faceless conspiracy theorist, offhandedly mentioned that he'll be bringing his sidekick to work while telling them about what new information he's found about Cadmus and another new government agency he thought they should start looking into.
The heroes found it hard to believe.
Question has a sidekick.
Surely they must have misheard.
No way that guy would want a sidekick, let alone get a sidekick.
When "Bring your sidekick to work day" arrived everybody was prepared to see the heroes and sidekicks.
Superman with Superboy
Batman and his 10+ kids
Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl
Flash and Kid Flash
The list went on
The heroes all mingle before realizing that they haven't seen Question. Maybe they did mishear the man? Or Question got his words mixed up?
That was until the computer announced the arrival of Question and a guest that was unidentified.
They all turn around to see the faceless trench coat wearing investigator followed by a tinier faceless trench coat wearing kid. The kid was practically a clone of Question, except...tinier.
"This is my sidekick. Who." Question points to the faceless kid
Flash: Who?
"That's me!" the kid says pointing to himself.
"Why don't you acquaint yourself with the others." Question tells his sidekick who just nods and goes off to introduce himself with the others kids.
Batman: I didn't take you one for having a sidekick.
Question: I could say the same for you. And the sidekick thing just kind of happened. The kid wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't let the kid get himself into any trouble.
Batman: Understandable
Meanwhile with the sidekicks.
Everybody's asking Who various questions about Question and how he met the man. They barely know anything about the guy.
Question 1: What's the deal with your name?
Who: It's a work in progress. Since my mentor's name is Question. I figured my name should be like a question.
Question 2: How do you eat?
Who: I shove food into my face
Question 3: Where's your face?
Who: Wouldn't you like to know
Question 4: Do you know about his conspiracies?
Who: Of course I know about his conspiracies! I'm one of them
Other sidekicks: What?
After some talking, the sidekicks get along with each other very well. When they reunite with their mentors the computer rings stating that John Constantine was coming along with a guest.
The heroes then all watched as a girl with white hair and green eyes wearing a trench coat and was dragging John Constantine by his sleeve. She grins and introduces herself as Dani with an "i" and that she's John's apprentice.
Dani then spots Who and they immediately do the Spider-man point at the other meme
Who (Danny): you got a trench coat mentor too?!
Dani: Where's your face?!
#dp x dc#dp x dc au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#danny phantom x dc#the question dc#I want Question and John Constantine to be in the reluctant dad/mentor category#Like they didn't ask to be babysitting half ghost/ half human beings#but they would die before hey would let anything happen to them#Dani pointing at John “this is my pet human I make sure that he eats sleeps and bathes regularly”#John: Dumping a bucket of water on me when I'm passed out on the couch does not mean I took a bath!#Danny pointing at Question: he lets me shapeshift into my no face form and scare the other heroes#Question: he keeps the heroes busy when I'm digging through their garbage
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#move daniel its my turn to pet the smiley german baby#this video brings me so much joy oml#i love them sm#it lowkey gives dad and son vibes 💀#daniel is like “Dad dad dad pay attention to me”#“Hold on honey im trying to fix this steering wheel” - Seb#formula 1#ferrari#red bull f1#sebastian vettel#daniel ricciardo#aston martin
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Wanna care for my pup, give him some hours where he has no need to use his brain. Have him let out all those thoughts inside his pretty little puppy head, just in my arms, safe and protected even when I'm drawing blood.
Starting off gently, treating him so softly as we make out, groping, biting and slowly getting his brain fuzzy. My fingers hitched on the edge of his shorts, my knee pressed up against his dripping cunt, showing a promise to care for him properly as always as I meet his gaze directly
I've got you love, you're safe, I've got you. Come here baby, come close—Want me to get all those thoughts out your pretty lil head? Just have all your big thoughts n worries fall back for a bit, just have to be a good puppy for me sweetie? All you gotta do is say please~
Kissing him softly once more before giving it my all, being the knight and protector of his body even just for a bit. Making my precious pup the most pleasure and love I can. Seeing him feel good, knowing I can keep him safe and smiling and enjoying himself gives me the most joy. I just want to give my precious baby puppy a show of complete care and love and adoration and praise
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#he's my baby. my sweet princess. i find comfort in knowing i can be a safe place. that im staying and holding their hand every single step#i want to be a good pet too. i genuinely feel so good making her feel good. i wanna be a good pet taking care of another#bd/sm pet#ftm nsft#bd/sm kink#ftm dom#ftm top#queer nsft#bd/sm master#t4t nsft#petpl4y#petpl@y#nsft puppy#puppy sub#bd/sm puppy#ftm puppy#pup nsft#dumb puppy#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#dad bf#daddy's pet#soft d0m#queer ns/fw#my puppy#soft daddy#bd/sm daddy#bd/sm blog
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this is probably why meta knight moved the conversation to the hallway
based on @das-a-kirby-blog's comic based on my comic. comic inception. colour palettes are from das.
#just to be clear 100% of the colours here are yoinked straight from das' work as an homage!! i did not come up with these#unfortunately the crisp and tasty colour palettes only look their best if you have really banger lineart like das does but ah well#sorry this is the saga that just keeps going but i couldn't shake this when i thought of it. they're so annoying to each other#also a pal said that meta knight and starstruck's relationship is “your dad and the pet he told you not to get” and i think they're right#anyway... someday i'll do the tasks i'm supposed to do but not today!! ha ha!#meta knight#king dedede#starstruck dee#my art#my comics
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Me: hands my father a standard baby rat
Father: "oh are you one of the smooth ones??"
Me later: hands my father a rex baby rat "here's one of the non smooth rats"
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My dad came to babysit Bug while I was packing up stuff in my bedroom for a renovation. He's never made friends with one of my birds before, but she came right over and laid on him and wanted pettings.
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Take a moment and enjoy the sunshine sometimes 🌞
#cats of tumblr#cute cats#garzagatos#pets#funny cats#i love cats#my cat#cats#zelda#norma#kitty#kitten#neko#gatos#vídeos divertidos de gatos#fotos de gatos#sunshine#photography#art#cat dad#面白い猫の動画#猫#animal blog#cute animals#pet blog#cat blog#for you#fyp
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steve and eddie (and their cat wishbone)
#aww baby#my lil pookie bear come here#oh hey eds#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve is the person#who at first does NOT want pets#but turns into loving pet owner dad#and eddie is offended on many fronts#because steve in the cutest voice#will go#and eddie will think it's him#but then walks into the room to see steve#cradling wishbone in his arms#and goes#as if eddie hadn't dropped steve full custody of this spoiled ass furball
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