#the pet not my dad
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spicynectarines · 1 year ago
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thinking about that time in elementary school when i ordered a tadpole on amazon and it worked and i raised him
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puppppppppy · 3 months ago
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the pullerrrrr
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watmalik · 6 months ago
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THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.
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calibrationneeded · 5 months ago
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So this is the “pilot episode” for a comic I’d like to keep adding onto just for fun, the basic premise is that it’s a post canon fix it comic about Dean discovering who he is outside of his macho persona while also repairing his relationships and building new ones.
It is a Destiel fic but it’s gonna be a slow burn because Dean has decided he can’t talk about his feelings until all his emotional issues are resolved (spoilers that’s not how things like that work).
I also plan on peppering in some lore explaining how Cas got out of the empty, how they ended up with a house, and who is currently God in universe. I’m not sure when I’ll get to work on another installment but hopefully it won’t be long because this has been an AU rolling around in my head since 2020
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littlebambiboy · 1 month ago
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🎀 Dad who's also a cowboy, he's got the country accent and the hat and boots, the whole shebang. You got to live with him on his farm down South, yknow, just some little nowhere town your mom sent you away to when she decided being a parent was too much work.
Only, your dad is hot. Ya, he's your dad, but you don't really know him, how could you when you loved west with your mom for your whole life, only seeing him rarely when she let him around when you were a kid. You haven't seen him since, it's not weird, you swear.
Until it becomes weird, you start calling him daddy, and he calls you baby. Which, in and of itself, is fine, but he also starts to grab your ass whenever he gets a chance. You can't help being turned on by it though, your pussy getting wet every time his hands touch your ass.
Until one day, his hands venture forward to your clothed pussy, he starts rubbing and carressing through the thin fabric of your pants and underwear, making you moan and lean back into him, whispering in that hot country accent that “you're doing so good baby”, as he plays with you.
It's not long until he's dropping hisnhat on your head, roping you into fucking him every other day by just saying. “Come on baby, you know the rules. Wear the hat ride the cowboy.”🎀
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xochimillilili · 3 months ago
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I genuinely fucking love the idea of domming my pup, and that doesn't necessarily mean just sexually. I feel the same joy in wanting to undress them to help them shower after a long day as I do with slicing their clothes off to eat them out.
You're just a baby pup after all aren't you love? That's it honey, come on my lap, just like that— you're always welcome on my lap sweetheart, I always want to cuddle and hug you. After our tea would you like to watch a little movie or should we play around with our new paddle, pup?
Wanna have them relax into me whenever we're out, my hands on their hips or back or neck, having them be able to rest their mind and have me lead. That same protecting need to touch their hips brings the same joy as wanting to bruise them, bite and scratch and make them bleed, the same joy that I feel when thinking about how their little puppy brain will melt as I take their hips and guide them to match my pace as I bounce them on my cock.
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shadowisabean · 4 months ago
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My life revolves around Shadow 🐶❤️
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makethiscanon · 9 months ago
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Artists who draw Laios with his canonically soft belly and muscles deserve all the best things.
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blkbunnibby · 2 months ago
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Show us that ass, slut.
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Here you go 🥰
P.s be meaner next time I work well being degraded
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thewormodyssey · 2 years ago
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"I didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb anomalies until I got a dumb anomaly myself"
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xochimillilili · 3 months ago
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Wanna care for my pup, give him some hours where he has no need to use his brain. Have him let out all those thoughts inside his pretty little puppy head, just in my arms, safe and protected even when I'm drawing blood.
Starting off gently, treating him so softly as we make out, groping, biting and slowly getting his brain fuzzy. My fingers hitched on the edge of his shorts, my knee pressed up against his dripping cunt, showing a promise to care for him properly as always as I meet his gaze directly
I've got you love, you're safe, I've got you. Come here baby, come close—Want me to get all those thoughts out your pretty lil head? Just have all your big thoughts n worries fall back for a bit, just have to be a good puppy for me sweetie? All you gotta do is say please~
Kissing him softly once more before giving it my all, being the knight and protector of his body even just for a bit. Making my precious pup the most pleasure and love I can. Seeing him feel good, knowing I can keep him safe and smiling and enjoying himself gives me the most joy. I just want to give my precious baby puppy a show of complete care and love and adoration and praise
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lunamugetsu · 1 year ago
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Bring your sidekick to work day!
Inspired by the "What if Question was the one who saves Danny from GIW?" post that I made awhile ago.
Bring your sidekick to work day!
It was a tradition that started around the time multiple superheroes were taken on sidekicks. Everyone in the league knew why they'd bring their sidekicks to work. Their sidekicks get to socialize with peers their own age and they could properly introduce themselves to other heroes.
So it was a surprise when The Question, the league's faceless conspiracy theorist, offhandedly mentioned that he'll be bringing his sidekick to work while telling them about what new information he's found about Cadmus and another new government agency he thought they should start looking into.
The heroes found it hard to believe.
Question has a sidekick.
Surely they must have misheard.
No way that guy would want a sidekick, let alone get a sidekick.
When "Bring your sidekick to work day" arrived everybody was prepared to see the heroes and sidekicks.
Superman with Superboy
Batman and his 10+ kids
Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl
Flash and Kid Flash
The list went on
The heroes all mingle before realizing that they haven't seen Question. Maybe they did mishear the man? Or Question got his words mixed up?
That was until the computer announced the arrival of Question and a guest that was unidentified.
They all turn around to see the faceless trench coat wearing investigator followed by a tinier faceless trench coat wearing kid. The kid was practically a clone of Question, except...tinier.
"This is my sidekick. Who." Question points to the faceless kid
Flash: Who?
"That's me!" the kid says pointing to himself.
"Why don't you acquaint yourself with the others." Question tells his sidekick who just nods and goes off to introduce himself with the others kids.
Batman: I didn't take you one for having a sidekick.
Question: I could say the same for you. And the sidekick thing just kind of happened. The kid wouldn't leave me alone and I couldn't let the kid get himself into any trouble.
Batman: Understandable
Meanwhile with the sidekicks.
Everybody's asking Who various questions about Question and how he met the man. They barely know anything about the guy.
Question 1: What's the deal with your name?
Who: It's a work in progress. Since my mentor's name is Question. I figured my name should be like a question.
Question 2: How do you eat?
Who: I shove food into my face
Question 3: Where's your face?
Who: Wouldn't you like to know
Question 4: Do you know about his conspiracies?
Who: Of course I know about his conspiracies! I'm one of them
Other sidekicks: What?
After some talking, the sidekicks get along with each other very well. When they reunite with their mentors the computer rings stating that John Constantine was coming along with a guest.
The heroes then all watched as a girl with white hair and green eyes wearing a trench coat and was dragging John Constantine by his sleeve. She grins and introduces herself as Dani with an "i" and that she's John's apprentice.
Dani then spots Who and they immediately do the Spider-man point at the other meme
Who (Danny): you got a trench coat mentor too?!
Dani: Where's your face?!
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ghostwnby · 1 year ago
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nekrosmos · 3 months ago
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Hey bud, saw you were feeling rough a bit ago. Sending love and imagine me dancing like a resto druid from World of Warcraft with heals. Also...
Imagine for a moment Nik trying to smuggle a stray kitten he found in a wet cardboard box into his flat with Price in Hereford. Tucked in his leather jacket, he intends to give it a bath, then figure out what to call it.
John not looking up from his laptop as Nik tiptoes in. "Yer not light-footed. Why're ya sneakin'?"
"I did not want to disturb you, John." Mew.
"Wassat?"
"Nothing." Mew-brp.
"Nik, is that a bloody cat in my flat?"
"I am sorry I do not understand English--" Mew.
"Nikolai!"
It has a half-chewed ear, gammy eyes in need of some antibiotics and fleas. Timid, but purrs when you give it a bit of fuss. Reminds Price of when he first found Simon. He keeps it.
Thank you Jack, been fighting my own brain for the past week but I stay silly <3 I won't say no to a healing spell though
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Okay you know I had to draw a little something because my god, what an adorable image. You know Nik is the kind of guy that will let bowls of food and water around the hangar he keeps his chopper in so the local strays can eat.
Bet it's really nice for Price to have a cat Nik brought in at his place when Nik isn't around and he misses him, too,,,
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rattyioli · 3 months ago
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Me: hands my father a standard baby rat
Father: "oh are you one of the smooth ones??"
Me later: hands my father a rex baby rat "here's one of the non smooth rats"
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cinnaprincess · 1 day ago
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new outfit came today… what do you think?💘
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