#the ops

[icystorm76]

Ope, Death Riders taking shots at Hook. Is this guy evil psychosexual father figure catnip?

Im definitely taking an offhand jab too seriously, but think about it. Yuta could use a little brother, and Mox could use another impressionable young guy to lovingly torture

[lovethathookhausen730]

Entrance photo goes so damn hard I really love this for Hook man

🥵🥵🥵

[dandorime]

It's the first Monday morning since New Year's Day. Agents and handlers are all reconvening at EOD headquarters, in the main meeting room:

Reginald: Good morning, agents! Happy New Year to you all.

Agent Lido: *face down on the table, mutters something unintelligible*

Agent Eris: *leaning back in her chair, effectively comatose*

Agent Sig: *face puffy, eyes pink, wearing an N95 mask, clearly miserable*

Agent Phoenix: Happy New Year, Reggie! :3

Reginald: ...I see at least one of you managed to keep your New Year's resolution... (¬_¬")

Lido: ...the hell's that supposed to mean? (σ-`д･´)

Reginald: Clearly, three of you have celebrated your holidays far too fervently, and one has not. ( `−ㅿ−´)

Eris: Celebrating my ass! I've been stuck in airport hell for the last 3 days, trying to get back here from home. FIVE DIFFERENT CANCELLED FLIGHTS. I have been wearing the same clothes and sleeping on dirty floors in crowded airports or not at all for the last 72 hours.

Sig: At least you didn't catch pinkeye from the most annoying uncle in the family sneezing on the mashed potatoes! He even licked the icing off the cookies we left out for Santa... ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

Lido: I'm never working medical for New Year's Eve again. Never. If I ever get barfed on by another drunk college chick in a sparkly top hat, it'll be too goddamn soon. I still smell like vomit....

Reginald: (°ー°〃) ...o-oh. I see. Uh, how was your holiday, Phoenix?

Phoenix: It was great! I dressed up as Santa for the local pub crawl, ate a fuck ton of free cookies, got drunk off my ass at the ball drop, and slept it off all last week. Just woke up this morning. :3

Reginald: ...(｡ŏ_ŏ)

Phoenix: Boy, 2025 is gonna be great. I can feel it. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[liefdesleven]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[icystorm76]

Team bonding in the form of choking Max Caster! Yay! Now Shibata needs a turn, then they’ll be three for three!

[pezpenser205]

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

[catcrumb]

[mysillycomics]

[timsplayhouse]

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

[aminta]

me : i could really use a wish right now....

the delightful dandelion:

[wifegideonnav]