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SOLO HOLDING TAMA BACK FROM FOLLOWING JACOB?!?!

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Calling it now, no matter the result of Elimination Chamber, everyone is going to be pissed.

If Damian, Drew or Seth win, then OH GOD CM PUNK AND JOHN CENA ARNT GOING TO GET THEIR MOMENT. THEYRE PUSHING THESE GUYS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE BIG GUYS. HOW DARE THEY.

If Punk or Cena wins, then OH MY GOD YOU COULD SEE THIS COMMING A MILE AWAY, SUBTLY IS DEAD, THEYRE RUNNING PEOPLE OVER TO SUPPORT THE BIG STARS.

I’m not even going to speak the motherfucker winning into existence. That one would be a completely valid crashout.

The women’s is a lot more chill (mostly because THEYRE NOT GIVING THE WOMEN ENOUGH SCREEN TIME). Really the only strong backlash would be if Liv won, BECAUSE IF WE GO BACK ONTO THE RHEA AND LIV CAROUSEL, IMMA LOSE IT.

(In case it’s not clear, I’m making fun of these people. The ones who say event decision is the end of the company. I will only be mad if Liv or Logan wins (and Logan is significantly worse))

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SAMIS FUCKING MUSIC. I love it.

*Serious promo about literally ending each others careers*

*Sami staring into the void”

Aggressively cheerful music

“LETS GO!!!”

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Jacob is alone. Y’all, Where is Tama? They’re really putting Jacob out there alone. Somebody is about to die. And Tama is alone as well. Or he’s with Solo. Either possibility is concerning.

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oh my god the rock is trying to woo cody

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The babies ☺️☺️☺️

(Any and all of them could kill me)

good old days

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How the hell do you manage to make the entire roster look weak with one storyline?

I fucking hate this. I hate the ease with which Edge (nope, still not calling him fucking Cope. You had Adam Copeland. That was fine. Use that.) is disassembling the Death Riders. I don’t love the “unstoppable Murder Faction” either, but goddamn. They had nearly the entire roster beaten multiple times. And now one guy is making them look like a joke. This should be a slow, intelligent takedown, finding creative ways to separate them and pick them off. NOPE, INSTEAD ITS “WHOSE COPE GOING TO HIT WITH A CHAIR TODAY!?!?!?”

You CANNOT establish a faction as this powerful, have nothing about the status quo change, then have LITERALLY ONE GUY take them all down.

All this is doing is making me really hate Cope. Yep. He deserves the stupid ass name. Fuck this guy entirely. What’s the goddamn point of EVERYONE ELSE all working together to take the Death Riders down when one guy can do it with a couple chairs?

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Gotta love immediately killing Dom

Premise of a fictional movie:

A remake/adaptation of “13 Assassins”. Set during the Mexican Revolution, a Zapatista rebel gunslinger (played by Diego Luna) is tasked with assassinating a Mexican nobleman (played by Demián Bichir) who is funding the Federales. The nobleman is feared for his cruelty and debauchery, which is another reason why the rebel accepts the mission.

The rebel hires 12 other people to accomplish this task. But what starts off as a straightforward assassination turns awry when the 13 assassins realize they’re gonna have to battle the nobleman’s private army in order to get to him.

Current body count:

1) The Zapatista rebel’s cousin (played by WWE superstar Dominik Mysterio) is the first one to die. During the climactic battle, they are shot by a sniper.

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Hell yes, someone got a picture! Thank you for sharing this!

Also, massive shoutout to the person with the “Kiss, u cowards” sign during the MJF/Hangman Promo. I wish I got a photo. You are so real for that.

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Cody looks just as confused as well all feel. Pretty sure that’s the exact face I was making as well. Holy hell, I feel like I’ve been hit in the face with a frying pan

(I say as I’m actively writing fanfiction about this)

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You know, normally I like DIY and their segments, and I really like Pretty Deadly, but I feel like I’ve been flash banged. What the absolute fuck.

The Rock wants to fuck Cody Rhodes. The Rock wants Cody’s soul. What the absolute fuck.

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HE FULLY JUST SAID I WANT YOUR SOUL, THEN FUCKING TENDERLY HELD HIS FACE. THERE IS A FANFIC AUTHOR IN THAT WRITERS ROOM.

WHAT THE FUCK YALL.

THERES GAY UNDERTONES, THEN THERES EXPLICT GAYNESS, THEN THERES WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS

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So. This is like. Really really gay. Right? I cannot be the only one seeing this, right?

Like Jesus, this man is fully trying to turn Cody into his sugar baby right now.

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OH MY GOD SAME. He is the king of Burberry and I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of him

I’m sorry but when I see the Burberry print I just think of MJF.

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SOMEBODY WRITE A FIC!

HONESTLY IT MIGHT BE ME!

I'm finally breaking my silence—

The raw power and sexual tension these three could have had...

Sigh... They're HER boys you have to understand! 😭😭😭

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…Finn’s good ex and Finn’s evil ex are fighting.

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun