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My babies 😭😭😭



Just dropping this here because it’s Mania weekend and of course…there will be no Tama because H cubed wouldn’t know a good thing if it gun stunned him out of the ring.
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He’s dead now. I killed him and he’s dead
it’s tough competition but this might be the funniest running bit he’s doing right now
#mjf#adamjf#better than you bay bay#aew#Someday I should chart MJFs Harem#because let me tell you#this man GETS SOME#LIKE COME ON#adam cole#max caster#cody rhodes#cm punk#wardlow#SLUT#(affectionate)
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Ok, so what is up with Hook? He was apparently THERE, according to their most recent Instagram post. If they were using the “Hook got jumped” thing to cover an injury, he wouldn’t actually be there, right?
Something feels odd about this. I can’t tell if it’s “we’re being worked” odd or “something happened backstage” odd or “I got three hours of sleep and I’m making something out of nothing” odd.
#aew#aew dynamite#hook#hook aew#aew hook#samoa joe#katsuyori shibata#the opps#ITS TWO P’s YALL#ITS ON THEIR SHIRTS#I FIGURED IT OUT#the death riders
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Aye it’s back! We’re not totally doomed yet.
He’s stopped Yeeting.
This feels concerning.
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He’s stopped Yeeting.
This feels concerning.
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Anthony Bowens Underboob
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Ope, Death Riders taking shots at Hook. Is this guy evil psychosexual father figure catnip?
Im definitely taking an offhand jab too seriously, but think about it. Yuta could use a little brother, and Mox could use another impressionable young guy to lovingly torture
#aew#aew collision#jon moxley#wheeler yuta#hook aew#hook#the ops#or#the opps#Yep#still no clue which one it is#the death riders
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Jesus Christ Claudio, the man hurt his ankle. He’s not dead
New theory: PAC is a horse. He broke his leg. The Death Riders put him down.
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I love Toni Storm. I’ve said it before but it bears repeating
#AEW#aew collision#timeless toni storm#toni storm#I’m pretty sure she could say literally anything and there would be 0
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I know I’m late on this but THE CAPTION 😭😭😭

Baby boy is still not over his ex and it shows
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Jacob Fatu: “I licked it so it’s mine”
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“Damian Priest has no clue what planet he’s on”
These bitches are about to kill each other at Mania
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Why do I have a feeling Tama is only here to get the shit beat out of him
🙃🙃🙃
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I love this so much. The idea that Hangman just had no clue the Bucks were even there. They’re up there trying to seduce him back to them and he’s just having a crisis in front of Nana.
“I don’t have time for my ex, I’m trying to woo my mortal enemy!”
I think it’s funny that Matt and Nick were in the ring proclaiming they did it for Hangman.
Meanwhile, Hangman was busy stomping around backstage looking for Swerve. Probably didn’t even know The Young Bucks were in the building.
#matt jackson#nick jackson#hangman adam page#swerve strickland#Prince nana is an exhausted couples therapist#Bucks: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDNT KNOW WE WERE THERE?!?!”
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I think he should get to crash out and kill some people. As a treat.
#aew#aew dynamite#mjf#maxwell jacob friedman#baby boy 😭😭😭#let MJF kill people#please let this be the catalyst for him losing his entire mind again#baby was barely keeping it together#in fact I think The Hurt Syndicate was the only think keeping him from turning into an absolute monster#and now they’ve rejected him#so he should get to kill some people
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