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therighthandofvengeance · 2 years ago

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Sinclair: anything is edible once

Sheridan: twice, if you’re fast enough

Delenn: …

Delenn, under her breath: I’d like to thank natural selection for creating artificial selection; and the universe for giving me vast quantities of patience

#babylon 5 #b5 #jeffrey sinclair #valen #john sheridan #delenn of mir #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #source: me #source: @therighthandofvengeance #the one who was #the one who is #the one who will be #✨ prophecy ✨ amirite?

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lrndvs · 5 months ago

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compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

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emilnikos · 4 months ago

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones #and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think

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bearrverine · 17 days ago

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me and gang at the haunted house

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notaplaceofhonour · 8 months ago

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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

#he’s an absolute gem I love him #easily becoming one of my favorite doctors #ncuti gatwa #dw #doctor who

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bookwyrminspiration · 6 months ago

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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chessb0r3d · 6 months ago

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

#chrambles #not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful #can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol

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byjove · 8 months ago

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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

#often that is internalized biphobia but that’s something they’ve got to work out on their own #and you know many there are men out there who are only attracted to women with the exception of one man who is their soulmate #*maybe #idc

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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raven-anime · 5 months ago

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I love him a normal amount, Goodnight

#gravity falls #the book of bill #book of bill #bill cipher #billford #billford count on this one just pretent it's ford who took the pic #art #artwork #artist #digital art #fanart #meme #meme art #raven anime drawing #raven_anime_artwork

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therighthandofvengeance · 2 years ago

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John and Delenn playing footsies while sharing a milkshake, anyone?

“The one that I want (you are the one I want) / Ooh-ooh-ooh, the one I need (one I need) / Oh, yes indeed (yes indeed)” - You're the One That I Want, Grease (1978)

#babylon 5 #b5 #b5 moodboard #moodboard monday #john sheridan #delenn of mir #john x delenn #1950s! John x Delenn #for once it's not an incorrect quote #source: @therighthandofvengeance #grease 1978 #you're the one that I want #the one who is #the one who will be #space needle #I love that picture of the space needle with my whole heart #I also love how the pink purple and blue palette works out so well!#I just know Delenn said “tell me about it stud” to Sheridan at least once and it got the same reaction as the scene from “atonement” (S4)#okay now I want to make moodboards based on John taking Delenn to various parts of the US #and if you think Delenn wouldn’t absolutely adore watching the fish tossing at pike's place- you would be wrong #I will happily die on this hill #she'd also blend in if it were raining since PNWers see umbrellas as signs of weakness #she could hide her features if she needed to #if y'all want a specific b5 moodboard just ask <3 #my inbox is very much open

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nitewrighter · 7 months ago

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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

#i'm saying this as someone who's been both one half of the couple and also the sibling third wheel #thinking about Reidan + Jaime

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dramatic-dolphin · 4 months ago

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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class #with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious #i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does #“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class #🌌

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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