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The Dies Irae—
It is your title, your combined force—
The Day of Wrath.
#been chewing on this line since i listened to ep 42#arthur and john as the day of wrath#the bearers of divine righteousness and fury#moving with reckless destruction#arthur and john as the dies irae#the omens of death and devastation#cannot help but bring pain with them wherever they go#uhh yeah#themes and symbolism and such#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#cherrys art
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Gays really love running away instead of being vulnerable with each other, huh?
#yes this is absolutely about Good Omens#how about that season 2 ending?#devastating#tbh this is also about OFMD for me#our flag means death#good omens#good omens 2#lgbtq#this might also be a self callout too if I'm being super honest#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable divorce#blackbonnet#stedeward#gentlebeard#ofmd#also..#I know I tagged specific fandoms#but this literally applies to any other gay couple in media that fits this description
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i truly am losing my mind tho coz like i literally spent weeks/years waiting to see if ofmd/gomens was bait and they're NOT. and they're both getting explicitly romantic promos and little hearts in the posters and the mcs kissing on screen coz they're canonically in looove it's all so. ohhmy fucking god
#EVERYBODY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF I DIDN'T WIN GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW !!!!!!!!#obviously it's way more insane w g.omens but they both make me saurr emotional like dude holy fffuck....#it's the heart shaped posters for me. like i legit need to take my brain out and squeeze it dude im sooo <333#ofmd#our flag means death#gomens#good omens#slowly slowly healing from the absolute devastation of bbc sh s4 ... you guys have#no idea how much damage that ending did to me like i was literally inconsolable. it was so.#and now i just get to have these?? FOR FREE?? 😭😭😭
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Wdym "fantasy" and horror"? My favorite genre is weird woke chaos
#subcategories include:#magical friend group#middle aged gay couple with issues#ridiculously campy and emotionally devastating AT THE SAME TIME#baldurs gate#bg3#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd vibes#light from uncommon stars#toh#the owl house#midnight burger#midnight burger podcast#this is a lot of fiction podcasts honestly#good omens
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science side of tumblr please explain why I am unable to consume and process media like a normal human being
#and instead why it always turns into an unhealthy obsession i hyperfixate on for at least a month#honestly feel like i need to consume more content to scratch that brain itch#BUT THERES NO MORE CONTENT#devastated#and just like every other piece of media i consume i become not normal about it#is science side of tumblr still a thing??#good omens#good omens 2#ofmd#our flag means death#the raven cycle#trc#the foxhole court#gilmore girls#six of crows#crooked kingdom#shadow and bone#arcane#the sandman#vld#voltron#the old guard#supernatural#pride and prejudice#the way i have never been normal about this book it shaped me at 11 years old lmao#the urge to just make every piece of media i consume into my entire personality ugh#any piece of historical fiction i have ever read or watched because i lived and breathed historical fiction from ages 8 to 19#science side of tumblr
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If I had a dollar every time they let the gays run away together and live their silly gay lives, I'd be in fucking debt
#very broke#extremely poor#and sad#and devastated#good omens season 2#ofmd#our flags mean death#killing eve#spoilers#does this count as spoilers????#why can't the gays be happy#let them have joy and happiness#pls
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Most annoying advertising trend is "the new [existing media]!!!" because maybe 7 times out of 10 it's doing a disservice to both the new and old thing
#like okay 'oh hey you liked [x]? have you tried [y] you might like it too!' is the basic format of basically any recommendation that's a#normal thing#it just annoys me when I get a book and emblazoned across the cover is reviews from all the newspapers that could fit about how it's#'America's new Hunger Games!!!!' [1] or 'Good Omens with Arthurian knights!!!!' [2] like hush. let me come to my own conclusions.#[1] Chain Gang All Stars by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah. incredible book; has death games like THG but for a different purpose (American priso#system). furious humanising and absolutely devastating#[2] Perilous Times by Thomas D Lee. also very good so far; unlike GO it's people all the way down (more or less) in this one#focuses on a very British corner of the end of the world (much like GO) except with 33 more years of cynicism and leftist infighting
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October could not get here any sooner. I am waiting for my gay pirates.
I've already had my soul crushed twice by my favorite fictional angels, this place is hell.
#fandom#ofmd s2#ofmd#our flag means death#good omens#insufferable husbands#September - spooky month the prequel#spooky month now >:(#October PLEASE#Where are my gay pirates#The Angel has left us devastated#messy tags#random tags#PLEASE I AM SOBBING#sad gay little men#sad little guys#gay little guys#the gays have trauma you don't understand#i thought one angel could do enough damage#supernatural
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‼️GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILERS‼️
so, the kiss scene huh.
ok so I get we have all these theories like the coffee one, or there was a miracle, but personally I don't think it's either.
i mean, the coffee theory is a maybe because it makes sense, but it could still be neither.
Aziraphale has so much trauma from heaven and we all know that, so the way he acted does make sense! the way he still trusts heaven, and still believes they're the good guys. it's quite obvious that he never stopped believing that heaven is "good" even after season 1.
also!! he mentions multiple times that love is a human thing. it's just a thing humans do, like KISS. which is why after Crowley kisses him, he seems panicked, and says
"I forgive you"
he forgives him for doing something "wrong" something that angels shouldn't do
something sinful.
and anyway, he truly believes if he could be in charge he could change things. FIX things.
and then there's Crowley, who doesn't want to be an angel again, and doesn't want to be with hell. he just wants to be with Aziraphale. he wants to be almost HUMAN. he cares so much about Aziraphale, and all he wants and has wanted for a very long time is to be with him. together.
and that is why this whole fucking scene is so heartbreaking.
thank you for reading
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#good omens spoilers#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#this season will be the death of me#im devastated
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Yes, hello I am bi and nonbinary and I just love stories about gay love and devastation
#This is how GO fans and OFMD fans connect#It's about the gayness and the devastation#And hopefully eventually the reconciliation#good omens#ofmd#Our flag means death#Go2 spoilers but barely#More like an insinuation
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dear gayass hoes on tumblr, plz do my uquiz
Thank you for your time
#uquiz#ofmd#our flag means death#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#good omens#our good shadows#killing eve#interview with the vampire#hannibal#devastating queer media#lgbtqia+#the silly <3
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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."
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"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."
#this is so real#altho i think its publicly known that the story has a happy ending i really wish / hope that good omens is devastating.#i hope they die in one another's arms. i hope the death of the sun engulfs them both. i hope they never forgive each other#for never seeing the other's side
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#good omens#our flag means death#ofmd#dead end paranormal park#q force#owl house#the owl house#gay cartoon#im inconsolable#im devastated#life is so hard#and for what#its a cruel world
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Hello, Mister Gaiman 🩷
Have you heard that Our Flag Means Death got canceled this week? We as a fandom are devastated and have created a petition in order to bring it back for one final season. I know a lot of the audience of Good Omens are also familiar with this show, so could you please share the link to our petition?
Thank you 🙏
https://www.change.org/p/renew-our-flag-means-death
Of course!
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Minotaur x fem!reader
Plus sized Minotaur
MDNI
POV you have been sent into the minotaur’s labyrinth as a sacrifice, but your offering isn’t one of blood.
Monster-fucking/teratophilia, breeding kink/pregnancy kink, size kink/macrophilia.
Groping, fingering, repeated PiV sex, pushing cum back in, some dom/sub dynamic.
Horror, gore
Dub-con (some non-con groping and grinding, wanted sex and consent but you’ve been put in that situation)
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Offering to the Minotaur:
Nobody knows how long the beast has cursed them, some say he has been there since the beginning of civilisation, others the dawn of time; either way he has always hunted these lands.
Mostly he hibernates; but every time the fire-star lights up the inky sky he awakens for 12 moons. An insatiable hunger to consume controls him, a bloodlust only slaughter can satisfy.
To contain his devastation the leaders of these lands long ago decided to gift him sacrifices, offerings to an old brutal god. Innocent souls sent to death to appeal to the mercy of the monster; a barter for their people to be spared.
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You look up at the crimson glow in the night, an omen for the blood that would soon spill from your veins. Praying to your deities will do no good, you will soon join them in the heavens and drink moonbeams from golden chalices.
It is dark and cold inside the labyrinth; you can feel the chill in your bones; or perhaps what you feel is fear, terror that curdles your insides.
Tall walls once white marble are now green with slime, moss and mushrooms growing on water that has degraded stone for thousands of years.
It is a maze, and you are already lost. You feel trapped, claustrophobic yet overwhelmed by the infinite expanse. Each step cannot be distinguished from the last, you are roaming in endless circles.
Your legs ache from running, the breath inside your chest burns, your heart pounding. There is nowhere to go, nowhere to hide. You turn every corner aimlessly, hoping it will not be your last.
You could hear the others, their echoed footsteps like ghosts, screams of terror and cracks of bones as they were butchered one by one. But now you hear only deafening silence, you know you're the last one standing, it’s your turn to die.
You slip and land on jagged rocks, broken off ruins. Smearing mud on the bottom of your white dress and scraping your tired knees. As you pull yourself up you see him looming over you. Eight foot tall, the head of a strawberry bull, torso of a burly fat man and solid cloven hooves.
You’re frozen in fear, your brain screaming for you to retreat but your body unable to follow. He grabs you and picks you up like a ragdoll, throwing you over his shoulder. The ground is so far below you if he dropped you, you would crack.
“Please don’t kill me” you beg over and over, tears flowing down your cheeks onto his hairy naked back.
“Your offering is flesh” he responded in a deep leather voice as he carries you to his lair
You try so much to wriggle your way out of his arms, even though you know the fall will maim you.
He grabs you around your ass to keep hold of you, his big hands up your dress gripping your underwear. You still try to escape his grasp; but how his hand rubs up against you when you move, you don’t want to admit how that feels.
You believe he’s going to feast upon you. Cook you in a stew with the others, suck sweet meat off your bones, drink your brains out of your severed skull. You pray he would kill you first.
He throws you down onto a pile of straw and furs: his nest. Your head rings from the impact, your bones jolting.
Before you can crawl away, he hops in beside you. He snuggles up next to you pulling you into him, enveloping your body completely with his, his fur and fat keeping you heated. Your face is nestled into his sweaty chest, he smells like rot, the scent of the slain is suffocating.
You wonder if he did this to the others? Gifted them comfort before pulling them limb from limb and devouring their bodies?
He falls asleep cuddling you, snoring loudly. You try to worm out multiple times to no avail. Eventually you give into his soft warmth and fall asleep. How can a creature so brutal feel so plush and tender?
Even though you have no sense of time your body wakes up naturally to the dawn. So had he, you glance around the room, he is nowhere to be seen. Part of you misses his embrace but this was your chance to delay your inevitable end.
You get up and flee his throne room, bolting as fast as your bruised legs can take you. But you do not get far before you need to stop and catch your breath.
As you lean against bloodstained bricks, you can hear him charging you, a great thunderous sound of hooves. He snatches you up, swooping you into the air and over his shoulder once more.
You know it is over now, this was the conclusion of your life, you give up. There’s no point fighting anymore, ‘just kill me quick’ you think, at least grant you that.
He places you back onto the nest gently this time “Stay” he orders
You will.
“Eat” he demands hurling you a bone; you didn’t want to know what it came from or who.
“I’m not hungry” you lie, you are famished but not desperate enough
“Eat” he repeats again “You’ll need the energy”
“For what? So you can hunt me like a hound?” you ask
“No” he responds.
He locks a metal collar around your neck attached to a short chain “Stay, I will return, then you eat, you need energy”
As soon as he leaves you pull at the metal, it is taut and chaffing, rust from many hundreds of years crumbles off in red chunks. You don’t try to get it off, you don’t have the strength.
You wait for him patiently. It is probably close to dusk when the beast returns dragging a deer carcass behind him. The stag's mighty antlers scraped along dirt.
He tears its body apart like it is a simple piece of bread, guts spilling everywhere. He cooks it over flame and feeds it to you. You are ravenous gorging yourself on its flesh like he had done to your fellow sacrifices.
When you are done, he climbs back into his furs again and wraps you up once more. But this time is different, he isn’t there to rest, he craves another thing.
You can feel something pressed up against you, you recognise it. You realise what your purpose is, what he wants from you: something warm and tight for him.
He grinds into the outline of your ass, his face is nowhere near you, but you could hear huffed breaths from his bull ringed nostrils. The way it drags into you sends shivers through your body.
“What is my offering?” you ask
“You are a priestess” he responded petting your messy hair “Your body a vessel for the gods. I am your god.”
“Vessel for what?”
“My pleasure and my offspring” he answered
Your flesh wasn’t to consume, it was to use and abuse, to play with like a toy.
He pushes his hand up your dress, it brushes slowly against your skin, up your body until he roughly grabs one of your breasts, fondling it callously, you can’t help but sigh at his touch.
The white dress that hugs your curves so well, you now see is a wedding gown. You had been gifted as his wife, a slave to him, for his arcane desires.
Your fate is not to dance in the clouds to songs of starlight harps, it is to be split open night after night by a monster's cock, to birth his demonic calves.
He shoves you onto your back and hangs over you, he is massive compared to you, a giant. He grabs the top of your dress and rips it in half, stripping you down, naked and exposed for him.
You are scared yes, but part of you tingles, the wet between your thighs could not lie. He is a beast, he was going to tear your body apart from the inside out, but you have not felt the touch of a man since you had committed to the temple, and oh gods was he a man.
He removes his loincloth; you can’t help but stare at his magnificence. You feel a feral hunger for that huge thick rod hung between muscular legs, hard as the stone around you, dripping with tears of yearning.
“I want to mate with you my little priestess” he strokes your face; his hand is the size of your head.
You don’t know if that is a question or a statement, either way you aren’t going to try and stop him. Maybe it would kill you, but maybe it is worth the risk just to feel him inside you.
“Yes” you responded
“Beg” he ordered “Beg for your god to take you, beg for him to fill you with his seed”
“Please” you plead, pathetic “Please breed me, I am your toy, I am your slave, please use me, please ruin me, I want it so bad, I need you so bad, please”
“Good girl” he grabs you by the hips and flips you over pushing your face into his animal skins. He spreads your legs open as wide as they could go revealing the sweetness between them. He runs a large finger through your folds, gathering slick as lubrication, forcing it inside. You gasp at the penetration followed by soft mewls as he pushes it in and out, going down to his knuckles, checking how much you can take. If this is how good his hand felt, you salivate at the idea of what would come next.
You are so hungry for it by the time he pushes the head to your entrance. He struggles to fit, but he is not gentle, ramming it inside of you with great force skewering your tight cunt. He did not take time to get you used to his size slamming straight into your cervix. White hot pain clouds your head but is soon replaced with carnal ecstasy as he pulls most of the way out and rhythmically thrusts into you.
You take him so well, your walls stretching around him. It’s like your cunt is designed for his cock, the god’s constructing your body specifically for your beast husband, perhaps he had created you for this use. You do not care; you are happy with this fate.
He continues to rail into you, holding your body firm so he doesn’t break your small frame. You are full of him but only half of his shaft is inside. He wishes he could fully stuff you, that he could bottom out inside and his balls could feel your heat as well. But he has stretched you fully out, you cannot physically take any more of him, but he can still try.
He fucks you for what feels like eternity, your body and mind in the heavens. Both of your loud moans are a symphony, a song of lust for only the spirits to hear. Your eyes roll back as your walls squeeze so hard around him, he can’t stop himself from filling you up. His seed drools down your thighs as he pulls out of your spent hole. He catches it with his fingers and pushes it back inside to save it.
His digits in your bruised entrance stings, but when you whine, he starts fingering you again. You rock into his hand, 2, 3, 5 fingers work you open. His own cum escapes down his arm onto the straw.
He trades his hand with his meat again swollen from your arousal, pounding it into you until he has replaced his wasted sperm.
He takes you over and over, again and again, so many times you lose count. Your body is jelly, your mind mush, your pussy is throbbing. He stops only when you pass out from exhaustion, and you fall asleep nuzzled in him.
And then when you wake, he starts again, he’ll keep going until he knows you are with child, carrying his young. And he will use you for his pleasure until he hibernates once more. Maybe he will gift you immortality so you can be his wife for eternity, or maybe he’ll dispose of you when he grows sick of your pussy and your womb, you do not know...
#monster fucker#monster fudger#monster fuqqer#monster lover#terat0philliac#terato#monster smut#exophelia#minotaur#minotaur smut#macrophilia#fem!reader#minotaur x human#minotaur x reader#dubc0n#fatboy#fat belly#18+ mdni
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I like how in this era of excellent queer TV to replace the SuperWhoLock era, each light hearted comedy show of the trio has a dark queer mirror. Black Sails is to Our Flag Means Death, as Interview With The Vampire is to What We Do In The Shadows, just as The Sandman is to Good Omens.
I do find it odd how in each pairing its the supposed light hearted comedy show that has emotionally devastated its audience so far though...
#good omens#the sandman#ofmd#our flag means death#black sails#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the key words here are 'so far'#queer representation#lgbtq representation#i absolutely love it#each of these shows have me in a bit of a chokehold#some more than others#but still its a great time for queer tv
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