#ofmd vibes

[tapetum-lucidumb]

Wdym "fantasy" and "horror"? My favorite genre is weird woke chaos

[interviewiththevicious]

Oh the ways this show is about to ruin me!! I never could survive a spunky queer redhead.

[blackbeardsslutstrands]

I’m going on a cruise ship on Sunday. Hopefully Stede was right when he said “of course you’ve never really slept until you’ve done it on the ocean.” 😭

[finnickswifey]

lol mine is 😘 so we’re gonna fight with the power of love and flirt our enemies to the ground !

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[hansoeii]

dear ed, I love everything about you.

[jay-wasstuff]

[i-eat-cars-and-berriesss]

sometimes i want to be a homoerotic, handsome birate. yo ho ho, bitches!

[sherlockig]

puck-core

[mjulmjul]

RETURNING OCTOBER 5TH!

[temporal-discounting]

This bizarre little man is going to accidentally murder his childhood bully, take English officers hostage, outsmart 'the great Israel Hands', get gut stabbed, outsmart the Spanish navy, incite a bunch of posh knobs into burning down their own ship, outsmart Izzy Hands again, escape an English privateering academy, fake his own death, give up every penny to his name, steal back his ship from the Queen of Pirates, pull his one true love back from the brink of death, and then slam The Dread Pyrate Blackbeard up against the wall and make him see God.

If you even care.

[bizarrelittlemew]

"How did you meet?"

[zombee]

don't try to make the canon timeline in ofmd make sense. that way lies madness. time in ofmd is vibes. it was 24 hours between YouTube apology and Ned but also three weeks. Ed was dead for days and also hours. before the academy Ed and Stede sailed together for two meeks (month weeks). and so on.

[saltpepperbeard]

"It's a magical world, Ed. Let's go exploring!" For @blakbonnet 🎉💜😈. Happy Birthday to my clown enabler, my fandom roots sharer, and the Calvin and Hobbes extraordinaire, my dearest darling Meow! I have treasured you from the very moment I joined the fandom. You have been so sweet and kind and supportive, and these past few years wouldn't have been the same without you. It's been such a delight to share such joy--and sometimes salt lol--with you! Here's to many more years of clownery and silliness to come. Love you so much <3

[queerly-autistic]

Fuck me there's some very deep depressing societal analysis to made of a situation where 'the gays' are encouraged to support a show that's mostly about straight white people and has just breezed through getting renewed for another season whilst the much more successful and fiercely diverse queer-centric show gets canned.

[googoogojob]